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« Reply #120 on: August 10, 2020, 11:21:55 am »
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.

Either way they come back, and the usual no-ban policy stems from Other Reasons
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« Reply #121 on: August 10, 2020, 02:47:01 pm »
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

my reality tunnel, do you percieve it? IS THERE ANYONE HOME?



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« Reply #122 on: August 10, 2020, 02:56:23 pm »
also the dumb fuck framing me as fascist? go be a lawyer, wanker. i think it's +ev for all included.

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« Reply #123 on: August 10, 2020, 03:02:33 pm »
here's something for those who actually dare "go there". https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/

i've been born into a dip, got out (i was whipping ass and called crazy for it) and am now suffering the most epic dip ever, couldn't have even imagined it possible.

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« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2020, 03:29:05 pm »
Also, RWHN being obviously RWHN in public is oddly distressing. It gives me anxiety. Iím not even DOING drugs right now and I can feel his cold, accusing finger through the twisted pairs.

It is a lot less distressing to see that he, as predicted, is fond of mentally ill fascist sympathizers. Thatís normal, itís simply The Universe Working As American Jesus Intended. Itís soothing in the same way as avalanches, territorial amblypygids and the wild drug addicts roaming the streets of Chicago like feral dogs since theyíre bereft of RWHNís guidance.


I have a lot of shit to poop. And Iím adding to it: I have a WHOLE FAMILY SIZED TRAY of baked ziti coming tomorrow. This is something Iíve been wanting for over a goddamned year.

I am going to eat that whole thing, while drinking cheap gin. And then Iím going to dump core on RP and RWHN.

And thanks to Dok Howl Plumbing and Containment, I donít need to worry about the costs of hazmat cleanup, exorcism, twelve step program to returning land to the sight of God, or drugs to remove the agonized screaming and festering wounds from my memory.

Well, sooner or later he'll do the BIG REVEAL and won''t WE be surprised?   :lulz:
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« Reply #125 on: August 10, 2020, 03:30:02 pm »
PD has this unique and fascinating way of dealing with trolls like this. Instead of banning their account and thus encouraging them to return under a different handle, they throw them in a fun pit for everyone to watch. Then they throw silly hats at them and place their bets on which hat they will proudly put on their butt first.

It's a tradition that goes all the way back to 2003.
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« Reply #126 on: August 10, 2020, 03:31:27 pm »
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

Imagine how horny that makes me.

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my reality tunnel, do you percieve it? IS THERE ANYONE HOME?

I am not being paid to perceive it, so I don't care.


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Dunning-Krueger out of control
(Girl, look at that gross margin)"
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Evil doesn't work without good people. Good people will do the most repugnant, nasty shit for what they think are "the right reasons"

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« Reply #127 on: August 10, 2020, 03:41:03 pm »
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.

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« Reply #128 on: August 10, 2020, 03:44:47 pm »
7 years down the drain, 3 forums, not anyone competent.

You're braggin' all about the things you can do
Every time you make a pitch
If you're so smart,
How come you ain't rich?

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« Reply #129 on: August 10, 2020, 05:04:10 pm »
No Roger, you see, you should be his therapist for free.

I can do that.  YMMV.
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« Reply #130 on: August 10, 2020, 07:55:24 pm »
 :horrormirth:

situation's similar to beirut.

straighttalk or i'm gone.

i'm assuming many of you were born into a safe universe where systematic abuse you can't evade irl isn't "real". so my perspective isn't "real" and my brain "doesn't work". i understand there's stuff that's not "real" to me either, it's what i said right at the beginning, but no, gotta get pseudointellectual antics.

straighttalk is what i came here for, you can't provide say so and we waste no more of each other's nerve.

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« Reply #131 on: August 10, 2020, 08:00:53 pm »
:horrormirth:

situation's similar to beirut.

straighttalk or i'm gone.

i'm assuming many of you were born into a safe universe where systematic abuse you can't evade irl isn't "real". so my perspective isn't "real" and my brain "doesn't work". i understand there's stuff that's not "real" to me either, it's what i said right at the beginning, but no, gotta get pseudointellectual antics.

straighttalk is what i came here for, you can't provide say so and we waste no more of each other's nerve.

You literally haven't been "straight" with anyone since you got here. So maybe, just maybe, you should GTFO.
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« Reply #132 on: August 10, 2020, 08:03:25 pm »
straighttalk or i'm gone.
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« Reply #133 on: August 10, 2020, 08:27:57 pm »
you 2 are a bunch of immature entps, heads up their asses (chances are, in full awareness), running around like that.

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« Reply #134 on: August 10, 2020, 08:31:07 pm »
He's getting nothing BUT straight talk from me.

It's just that it's a lot of gleefully rubbing my hands together and cackling while I plan a poop the size of an aircraft carrier.
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