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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2020, 12:37:34 am »
I’m sorry that “agnosticism” wasn’t the door you walked out of. You can always go back for seconds.

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2020, 12:46:55 am »
I’m sorry that “agnosticism” wasn’t the door you walked out of. You can always go back for seconds.

pity they didn't let me "knock myself out".

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2020, 12:52:34 am »
They never do. Good luck with Tiamat.

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2020, 12:53:20 am »
 :lulz: :lulz:

Kneejerk reply troll with low self control don't wanna roll on some Kuk shit... I do believe we have a winnar!

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2020, 01:01:29 am »
That's cute, he thinks he's the only one whose ever read Robert Anton Wilson

have you lived the nightmare for years (after you've been through one already), oh virtue signaller?

i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

Reminder that this dumbass spewed this.

I'm going to shit, and I have only eaten gyudon, coffee ice cream and tubifex worm colonies for two days.

I'm giving the old toilet to this dipshit.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2020, 07:03:39 pm »
Now 169% certain this troll is over. A gutless coward afraid to talk about his cartoon "god" on PD. Top kek that.  :lol:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2020, 08:41:11 pm »
the verdict will be out for a while

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2020, 10:39:13 pm »
the verdict will be out for a while

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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2020, 11:58:24 pm »
give me some uncle intel. what is it that i'm good at?

the government wouldn't give free money to someone batshit just because they're batshit. they'd simply be institutonalized.

and who is this luciferx? a member?

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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #84 on: August 09, 2020, 12:45:28 am »
Last night, I stocked up on Taco Bell for extra special shitting. They asked me what the occasion was: divorce, bad break-up, fired from a job, eviction. I couldn't tell them a lie, so I said it was an eviction. I guess that isn't technically a lie.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #85 on: August 09, 2020, 07:36:21 am »
Got a problem? Bring it to the Friendly People. People touching people. People rubbing against people. People developing the nuclear first-strike capability to incinerate people. Sound like a flash in the pan? lt's gotta be: you don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. And you've got needs bigger and more earth-shaking than your grandfather could've dreamed. How do we keep bringing them to you, year after year, bigger and better?

By using the technology of tomorrow on the consumers of today. The Now People. People on the go. Going from Smart Shopper to New Low Value in the time it takes to dial our number. And you know which one that is! Call now won't you? For more of what you've come to expect from us. Style. Mood. A certain dependable kind of image. An image of the way you'd like people to be. Passive. Pretty. White. As white as the complexion of our finest women, grown right here by our special process. As white as the hair of God, white as it was in life! As white as the blank sheet on which we write your mind. Who are we?

We're the Happy People. Happy to live in a world of images. Images of war. Family. Crime. Fun images, that help rinse away unsightly self-images, so you can get away from the privacy of your own home. After all, aren't you what everything's here for? You're what we're here for. That's why we made everything! That's why everything made you. And that's why you made us. Who are we?

We're the Money People. People who take your money. No more money hassling! But what about little Dickie, you sap What's little Dickie gonna do, when you're working late, and Wilma's minding the fort, and Sis is in and out? Put away those straps and buckles: Dickie's safe with us (He's even learning to speak again, our way.) Safe with the people who know what it is you want from a world. Simplicity. Reliability. A world you can go to, without worrying about whether your money is safe.

You know, when we first got into this business we didn't know much more than you. Like you, we thought there was a world out there: a world of value. A world that needed meaning. Love. Beauty. A world that needed a better product. Uh-uh. There's just you. And you want to know something. You want to know just exactly what it is you're supposed to do. You don't care why, just so long as it's the right thing. It's natural. Everyone wants to do the right thing. But sometimes it's hard to know just what the right thing is. Let's say you're Black. And you've just lost your arms and legs defending U.S. interests in Afghanistan. You come home, and get thrown in jail for life for beating up four white cops. You want to know: just exactly what is it l'm supposed to feel?, We can't give you all the answers. But we can help flesh out your fantasy that there are some. At our labs, we use only the finest homemade ingredients. Love. Children. God. And the purest blend of money your needs can buy, grown right here by our special process! A process in use since our first Mom and Pop operation. Who are we?

We're the Normal People. The most normal. people in the world. But not quite as normal as you. Why? You're unique. It's natural: everyone's unique. But you stand apart from the crowd: you're normal. Normal as a typical herd of Sea Cow. Normal as an exploding stellar nebula. Normal as the world in which we live. And what could be more normal than that? Certainly not the competition! How do we stay so far out in front of the pack? By building a racetrack-decoy ideology with the pick-up of a domestic, and the maneuverability of an import! Who are we?

We're the Information People. The people who provide you with the information you need, to help you through your busy day. Information about divorce. Inflation. Drug abuse. Information vital to your survival, because information is the most important part of our world. In fact, it's the only part. Information like light. Living things. Information between neurons. Fast-breaking genetic information, information you'd be hard pressed to do without! Information you simply can't get anywhere else, at a value no one can under-price.

Let's try this little test. Compare. A glass of the, leading competitor's product. Our product. You can see the difference. Now some people would say, "This glass is empty." But other people would say, "This glass hasn't been filled yet, but when it has, I'll like what's in it!" Those are the people we're looking for. The people who look on the bright side. The people who want to like things. And that's what life's all about, isn't it: liking?    

You want to like as many things as you can. You want to have as many things as you can. It's natural. Everyone does. But not everyone feels that way. Some people don't want to like things. The people who aren't good enough to have them! People from unfurnished countries. People who have smudged skin. People who have sex with males. The people who want to ruin everything. They want the things you like, but they're not willing to do the work you need to have done to get them! When they do your work, and they get them. They just use them for their own purposes. But you don't. You don't say "my purposes." You say "our purposes." And who are we?    

We're the Big People. The people who wear three-piece suits. The people with important eyebrows. The people with sticky voices like this, voices which soothe worried minds in a world in which everyone thinks their own thoughts. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone thought your thoughts? Because let's be honest. Sure you want to be unique. It's natural. Everyone does. But you also want to be right. Until now, that meant a lot of time-consuming prayer and back-breaking contemplation; put away that neocortical washboard: no more working your neurons to the bone! Thanks to us, what was once a reality can become a dream.    

You see, we're old-fashioned. We want to go back to the old days, the days of white people, before women. The days of owning, and building, and having. Having things clean, and big, and smooth, and fast! Return with us now, won't you? To a world where people did whatever they wanted, and minded their own business. A world where everything had a purpose: yours. The world you meant to make, before the Negative People took over. The people who say no, and bad, and stop, and different, and small. The people who are negatives of you, and you know what color that is! The. people who want to start by tearing down, instead of starting like us, by building up! Who are we?

We're the Communication People. The people whose talk is strictly state-of-the-art technology. It's disposable. Reversible. Reusable with almost any brand of idea, including our deluxe line. Yours. Sound costly? Put away that semantic checkbook! Now communication can be yours for a fraction of what it cost Grandpa. Why clutter up your world with a lot of hard-to-perceive subtleties? You either like a thing or you don't. And in your case, it's the former. That's why we like you. And that's why we're always looking for quicker; easier ways to tell you so. Slogans. Jingles. Logos. Ways of reaching out and touching you, the way you want to be touched. Slightly. Who are we?    

We're the Real People. The people who make you real. So real you can almost see yourself! More real than you've ever been before. But then, you've never been at all, before us. In fact, nothing has. And not even very much of that. Not even this sentence. Because when we say disposable, we could mean Just about anything! Who are we?

We're the Other People. The people other than you. People so other we're opposite, yet so people you'd never guess we weren't the real thing! People who are almost you, but couldn't quite make the pre-season cut. People who are a little more than you, because we make the things you know you ought to be making. Things like money. Revolution. Art. Love. Things the Negative People told you were more important than what you're making now. Us. People so other we're even other than each other. So other we're even other than ourselves: you. Because you're one of us. How do we know? Nowadays there's a little more involved than just counting the arms and legs, as Grandpa did in his day! Nowadays we're a little more scientific than that. But the original formula still remains the same: you see them; they make you; you join us.

Still skeptical? Try this simple test. Look at me now. Notice anything? Now you know how we feel. Separate. Gone. Repeated. Like you, only over again. We can't help noticing. In fact, we have an old saying: "Hi." Why do we say it? It's a tradition. Like I said, we're old fashioned. We don't much care why we do the things we do, just so long as they're the right things. Because even though the newer the better, deep down inside you know the new is wrong. It's different, so it could be a mistake. If it wasn't a mistake, then why didn't it happen before? You see, we don't really want to know what we're doing: we want to know what we're supposed to do.    

That's why you're here. You take all the crazy things we do we can't even explain ourselves, and put a good, solid reason behind each and every one of them! Because you don't really care what happens: you want to know what's supposed to happen. And that's why we're here. Who are we?

We're you. You don't settle for less. You don't have to. You're you. We're nothing without you. And within you. And someday, you'll be nothing too. Don't you think it's time you said "hi"? Call now. You remember our number! Void where prohibited: everywhere! Hurry while the customer lasts. Supply is limited. In fact, we have an old saying: bye-bye.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #86 on: August 09, 2020, 08:11:20 am »
I have a NEED to record me reading this.

Soon.

ETA: Of course, I wouldn't post without permission. I just have to do the reading.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #87 on: August 09, 2020, 08:38:58 am »
I have a NEED to record me reading this.

Soon.

ETA: Of course, I wouldn't post without permission. I just have to do the reading.

It's copypasta from Noah Webster.  Ancient, dusty, pre-internet copypasta.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #88 on: August 09, 2020, 10:03:16 am »
Serves me right for being young.

I have the need still, but now the taste is kinda soured a bit, since someone's already surely done it. I'll either figure something out or suck it up.
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Re: hi there, how long was your stay at the chapel?
« Reply #89 on: August 09, 2020, 03:58:21 pm »
Kneejerk reply low self control/quote]

yall here realize that, it's legit? i'd see how much self control you suckers would have with your legs in the shredder machine.

i don't go around blaming kindergarten kids for not knowing how to drive a truck.