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« Reply #165 on: August 25, 2020, 05:35:57 pm »
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« Reply #166 on: August 25, 2020, 05:38:58 pm »
i've learned people call the shitstorm i'm living "the game". it's some kooky bs i never subscribed to. people are fucked in the head  :horrormirth:

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« Reply #167 on: August 25, 2020, 07:24:02 pm »
 :sad:

I miss the days when they could trigger 100 Page Rage Threads by getting us to argue over real issues/points in Devil's Advocate-like fashion. Friendships would be tested. People were fired. Some drowned in the pool on the roof.

It was good fucking times, man  :cry:
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« Reply #168 on: August 25, 2020, 07:47:44 pm »
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.
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« Reply #169 on: August 25, 2020, 08:09:10 pm »
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

sounds like a proper discordian

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« Reply #170 on: August 25, 2020, 09:08:07 pm »
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As if you’re any judge of “proper” or “improper” Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?
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« Reply #171 on: August 25, 2020, 09:15:42 pm »
What the fuck's a 'Discordian'? Is this not the Jenkem Mall's Q&A Forum?
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #172 on: August 25, 2020, 09:18:55 pm »
are you some kind of snowflakes, am i exercising stupidity here? ffs i'll go join a cult.

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« Reply #173 on: August 25, 2020, 09:26:10 pm »
:lulz:

As if you’re any judge of “proper” or “improper” Discordians.

Let me guess, no one here is a really real Discordian?

We're real Discordians, but not really really real Discordians for realness.
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« Reply #174 on: August 25, 2020, 10:06:25 pm »
I'm a cultural Discordian.  It means I get to cherry-pick the bits I like, and ignore the rest.
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« Reply #175 on: August 25, 2020, 10:13:52 pm »
Cultural Discordianism is just Groucho Marxism in a wig.

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« Reply #176 on: August 25, 2020, 10:23:34 pm »
you suck i'll go become a construction worker. pays better than the current gig and you get to get in good enough shape to beat people up, provided they go full discord on you

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« Reply #177 on: August 25, 2020, 10:51:00 pm »

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.
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« Reply #178 on: August 25, 2020, 11:20:32 pm »

I'm actually just a very bad quality concordian and i got exiled here.

I tried telling everyone you couldn’t be trusted but they said I was just full of beans and would feel better about it later.

They were wrong about the beans, for the record.
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Re: UNLIMITED Village Idiot Thread
« Reply #179 on: August 26, 2020, 07:03:20 pm »
The last one to do that was RWHN, who has the weed gangsters pounding at our door for his name and likeness so they can track him down.

Maybe they just want some chips.