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Started by Horab Fibslager, February 26, 2005, 07:25:14 PM

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discordianism?
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assholism?
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Horab Fibslager

#15
February 26, 2005, 07:57:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

The word was BALANCE.

I don't like balance.  I like everything all topsy-turvy.

TGRR,
Bets you didn't know that.
You'd absolutely lose that bet, Rog.

I love balance.
It keeps me almost sane.

Look at the world around you.  Taken as individuals, most of the leaders, and the population, are sane.

Tell me sanity is working.

TGRR,
Knows it isn't.  Destroy the old ways.

yeah, that' the way, let destroy 10000 years of fumbling int eh dark so we can do it all over again!!!!!!!!

ya ever wonder why things are the way they are? it's because htis is the best solution we've been able to implemnet so far. someday it will get better, but not if we forget where we've been.

lookj at the world wars. thos enations that saw the fighting on their soil are soem fo the msot peacful today(with the exception of france - tho even then) western europe hasn't fought itself since, which given the past what is it, 2000 years? of cosntant warfare, is pretty cool.

and as for oldways, being an asshole, fuckign up other people's shit, that's an old way, and one of the root old ways. try changing that.
Hell is other people.

Horab Fibslager

#16
February 26, 2005, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: horab
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

The word was BALANCE.

I don't like balance.  I like everything all topsy-turvy.

TGRR,
Bets you didn't know that.

i dthinkit's discordianism at all . i used to think it was, but i've coem to think you're jsut a big prick, who likes to see other people squirm. course, you dont' seem to be able to take what you like to dish out.

i like balanced unbalance. roger's wet dream is a world where we eat our children so we dont' starve while fending off anarchistnihilst hordes bent on procreating with our un as yet mutated women. roger's perfect world is a world where no one has any responsibility, except to keep thei rbellies full and their dicks hard.

1.  And there you have the Subgenius dichotomy:  Mankind's last hope, or just another excuse for assholes? It makes no difference to me, really, because I am up for any program.

2.  You say that like it's a BAD thing.  Actually, it's never too late to be pessimistic.  In fact, events may prove my pessimism to be insanely optimistic!  It can, of course, always get worse, and most likely will.

teh cure will be worse than the disease, but it's still no excuse for not takign responsibility for owb actions. you know why jesus failed? because everybody's too afraid to to treat others how they wanna be treated. try it sometime. it'll make you feel good about yourself, about the world around you.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 26, 2005, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: horab

yeah, that' the way, let destroy 10000 years of fumbling int eh dark so we can do it all over again!!!!!!!!

ya ever wonder why things are the way they are? it's because htis is the best solution we've been able to implemnet so far. someday it will get better, but not if we forget where we've been.

lookj at the world wars. thos enations that saw the fighting on their soil are soem fo the msot peacful today(with the exception of france - tho even then) western europe hasn't fought itself since, which given the past what is it, 2000 years? of cosntant warfare, is pretty cool.

and as for oldways, being an asshole, fuckign up other people's shit, that's an old way, and one of the root old ways. try changing that.

1.  You have anything BETTER to do?

2.  Optimist.  Things aren't going to get better, they're going to get worse.

3.  That's okay.  America, the Middle East, Eastern Europe, Asia, and Africa have picked up the slack.  War is a business, and profits are - as always - up.

4.  The problem isn't fucked up shit, it's whose shit is being fucked.  I'm just trying to redirect the fucking up of shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 26, 2005, 08:05:23 PM
Quote from: horab
teh cure will be worse than the disease, but it's still no excuse for not takign responsibility for owb actions. you know why jesus failed? because everybody's too afraid to to treat others how they wanna be treated. try it sometime. it'll make you feel good about yourself, about the world around you.

Jesus failed because humans are domesticated primates, that act in certain hard-wired ways when confronted with varying stimuli.

Freaks and mutants like Jesus, of course, receive violent treatment because they are different.  I am also different, though a different-different, so to speak, but I will not let the monkeys have their way with me without a fight.  Given that, why should I give them the first move?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#19
February 26, 2005, 08:06:46 PM
1. Well, there are better things than clogging up a toilet.  That is humour at its lowest form.  Instead, leave enlightening Erisian graffiti on the bathroom walls.  Don't make enemies out of your enemies.  That only makes things worse.

Horab Fibslager

#20
February 26, 2005, 08:08:16 PM
so by fucking with poor working class slobs, you'r redirecting that shit effectively eh? nice.

things'll get worse before they get better. pre world wars was worse than today, and it got alot worse and then it got a little better. that's the tune of human histry, takign two steps back to take half a step forward.

people are people roger, makign their way the best they can.

if you want to set yourself up as soemthing superior to that in your head, go ahead. you wanna fuck with th edumb monkeys, go ahead. it's your concience. it's your weight to carry.

but then again, that would mean taking responsibility for yourself, wouldn't it?

so go ahead, behave just like millions of teenaged americans, who wreck people's shit and video tape it for fun.  they're your people roger, and they elected george dubya bush, who is also your people.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 26, 2005, 08:09:14 PM
Quote from: Zemon1. Well, there are better things than clogging up a toilet.  That is humour at its lowest form.  Instead, leave enlightening Erisian graffiti on the bathroom walls.

There is a time and a place for all levels of humor.

Stopping up a toilet is okay.

Bumper-stickering police cruisers ("Obey") is okay.

Crank-calling politicians with pre-paid cellular phones is also okay.

TGRR,
Believes you need variety in your jakery.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#22
February 26, 2005, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThe word was BALANCE.
I don't like balance.  I like everything all topsy-turvy.
TGRR,
Bets you didn't know that.
You'd absolutely lose that bet, Rog.
I love balance.
It keeps me almost sane.
Look at the world around you.  Taken as individuals, most of the leaders, and the population, are sane.
Tell me sanity is working.
TGRR,
Knows it isn't.  Destroy the old ways.
The people who pretend to be 'sane' that are screwing things up really aren't.  They do certain things that are socially acceptable, so acceptable society calls them sane.  I strive for balance in my own life, I enjoy upsetting the balance in other people's lives.  THOSE people, the ones who acceptable society thinks of as sane.  Those people sometimes have the worst demons, because they assume having demons is a bad thing.  We all have them and you can call them whatever you want, character defects, character flaws, behavior problems, attitude problems, anger management issues.  I would say most of the people who post here(and gnomes and bunnies and kitties and zombies and whomever else I missed) are pretty sane.  Mostly, because we all use this forum to vent.  The worst thing you can do, the most insane, the thing that is worst for your mental health, is to hold all that stuff in and pretend nothing is ever wrong.

And once again, I am all for cookies and pies and flirting and fun.  I agree that messing things up in the physical world has its place, but I prefer to fuck with people's heads, it is my area.  I have a talent for picking the one thing that will piss someone off.  It is an inate ability, which I have used, to some extent, on this forum, sometimes intentionally, but mostly unintentionally.  I also seem to be able to pick the one thing that people need to most look at and that they most turn a blind eye to.  Ditto the above.  I pull the blinders off, people scream, I offer them cookies and pie, then they feel better while they are assimilating the new information they have recognised was always there.

agent compassion

#23
February 26, 2005, 08:12:13 PM
:roll:

Be as big of an asshole as you like, Rog. Just don't call it Discordianism. The Principia wasn't a manual on Assholery, and you know it.

The "order of the day" is to be an asshole. So I see NOT being an asshole as subverting that order. YMMV, but before you go(and you did say you were leaving) please fuck yourself.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way. 8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
February 26, 2005, 08:13:21 PM
Quote from: horabso by fucking with poor working class slobs, you'r redirecting that shit effectively eh? nice.

things'll get worse before they get better. pre world wars was worse than today, and it got alot worse and then it got a little better. that's the tune of human histry, takign two steps back to take half a step forward.

people are people roger, makign their way the best they can.

if you want to set yourself up as soemthing superior to that in your head, go ahead. you wanna fuck with th edumb monkeys, go ahead. it's your concience. it's your weight to carry.

but then again, that would mean taking responsibility for yourself, wouldn't it?

so go ahead, behave just like millions of teenaged americans, who wreck people's shit and video tape it for fun.  they're your people roger, and they elected george dubya bush, who is also your people.

Yes, they are my people.  That's an ugly thought, but, hey...who am I to abandon them in their hour of need?

As for jaking the toilets, and being so cruel to the blue collar tards, consider two things:

1.  The first response to this thread.

2.  Who do you think helped vote "my people" in?  For the first time since the 1950s, it is Joe Average that deserves everything he gets.  I am only delivering what they are begging for.

What do YOU propose, Horab?  You think a few "pope cards" are going to save the world?  Not likely.  Fact is, the world doesn't want to be saved, which is fortunate, because they won't be.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
February 26, 2005, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: eldora_avalon

The people who pretend to be 'sane' that are screwing things up really aren't.  They do certain things that are socially acceptable, so acceptable society calls them sane.

Um, that IS the definition of sanity.  Book-wise, anyhow.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
February 26, 2005, 08:16:05 PM
Quote from: agent compassion:roll:

Be as big of an asshole as you like, Rog. Just don't call it Discordianism. The Principia wasn't a manual on Assholery, and you know it.

The "order of the day" is to be an asshole. So I see NOT being an asshole as subverting that order. YMMV, but before you go(and you did say you were leaving) please fuck yourself.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way. 8)

1.  I'll call it whatever I please.

2.  If I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be on the internet right now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#27
February 26, 2005, 08:17:15 PM
"Without hope, there can be no life." -the book of Eris.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
February 26, 2005, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: Zemon"Without hope, there can be no life." -the book of Eris.

"Without the perfect cheeseburger, you cannot have Slack." - The Book of the Subgenius.

"You cannot find the perfect cheeseburger without Slack." - The Book of the Subgenius.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#29
February 26, 2005, 08:23:09 PM
"No cheese on Thursdays." -The Book of Monkeys for Cleaner Assholes.
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