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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by saint aini, February 27, 2005, 04:51:48 AM

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agent compassion

#75
February 28, 2005, 10:25:54 PM
Who wants peanut butter and venison sandwiches?
With ranch dressing, of course.  8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#76
February 28, 2005, 10:29:11 PM
Quote from: Se?±or LimpioI wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
8)

agent compassion

#77
February 28, 2005, 10:37:29 PM
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio McStabbyPants McGee
I wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
Cool

I thought he was already under the table with the girls! Or did we lose him in the Battle of the Buffet?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Cain

#78
February 28, 2005, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: Scribe
Quote from: Se?±or Limpio McStabbyPants McGee
I wanna join too! will there be cookies and pie and flirting?
Cool

I thought he was already under the table with the girls! Or did we lose him in the Battle of the Buffet?

I dont know.  I just felt it was a brilliant quote that needed to be resurrected. :twisted:

LMNO

#79
March 01, 2005, 04:32:54 PM
I proclaim this thread to be hijacked!


Well done, everybody!  Hoist the Jolly Roger!





No, not you, Rog.  You just sit there & look... pretty.

Bella

#80
March 01, 2005, 04:34:46 PM
Yeah, it turned into a great party thread didn't it?
But now my head's feeling kind of fuzzy and I can't find my shoes.

Who spiked that sake with water!?!?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#81
March 01, 2005, 04:38:54 PM
::takes the opportunity to massage Bella's feet::

Bella

#82
March 01, 2005, 04:49:03 PM
Well, thank you.  :D
Anyone know where I put my coat?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#83
March 01, 2005, 04:52:24 PM
Coat?  Why, you going somewhere?



::refills Bella's sake glass::

Bella

#84
March 01, 2005, 04:58:17 PM
I thought I'd just run down the street and get some more tequila.
With St Hugh being back and all, we're gonna need a lot more cactus juice.

But that can wait until I drink this glass of breakfast you just poured.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#85
March 01, 2005, 05:08:05 PM
::continues massage::

Don't worry 'bout that.  I got a "friend" down at the Open Bar...

::pulls a mutable, pulsing ball of light from his pocket::

It's a pet State Vector.  I call him Victor.

Victor!  Case of tequila!


::a flash of light, and a case of 100% agave, single-oak-barrel tequila appears::

saint aini

#86
March 01, 2005, 05:08:30 PM
This post declares the next post to be an oracle of lame.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cain

#87
March 01, 2005, 05:08:58 PM
Thats nice, but I really dont want or need any titles.

saint aini

#88
March 01, 2005, 05:09:54 PM
::stabs the previous post::
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Cain

#89
March 01, 2005, 05:10:50 PM
*Looks to what Hugh did previously, then laughs*
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