discordian marriage sermon thing.

[Horab Fibslager]

in development here. but ok as follows:

the episkopos: we have been brought together today not just to get drunk and have a good time, but to witness the death of this happy couple by matrimony.

marriage is the sort of thing that one does not enter into lightly. verily, it's the sort of thing one is dragged into kicking and screaming and trying to hold onto door frames and the like.

(to the bride): do you wish to marry this poor sunnuvabitch, to cook him dinner from time to time sleep withhim at least once a week, to tell him who really wears the pants in this family and spends the money?

(bride):yes

(the epeiskopos): ouch.

(to the groom): do you wish to marry this poor woman, to slave away at your job then come home to do chores, to give her foot messages, and call things cute, to never come home drunk or late and stuff?

(groom): sure

(episkopos):shittybuzz for you n00b!

marriage is a plague, a blight upon society. in yoru time to gether, you will argue, you will do it, you will put up with each other's bullshit, and you will bitch and nag at eachother. you may have children, which will jsut make thign even more exciting. msot of all you will forever be d00med to n00blarosity, wether by juxtaposition proposition, or by your adolescent offfspring. worse you'll have to change diapers, and not have sex with other people anymore. truly marriage is teh sux0r.

by th epower invwested in my by She who's Five Fingered Hand Moves What Is, and the (province/state) of (province/state name) i pronounce you husband and wife until the raputre and even after that unto the 200and fiftieth millionith generation of cockroach thereafter. may eris have mercy on your souls. sim sim sala bim bam b00m abracadbra!~ gimem a beer

(bride hands the episkopos a beer)

gimme a smoke

(groom hands episkopos a smoke then lights it)

let's get drunk.

(the activity degnerates.)

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

you may have children, which will jsut make thign even more exciting

Change exciting to chaotic, add some incense and candles and that sounds about right.  

[Horab Fibslager]

that part shopuld eb said sarcastically, because in a way it is.

[The Open Bar]

in development here. but ok as follows:

the episkopos: we have been brought together today not just to get drunk and have a good time, but to witness the death of this happy couple by matrimony.

marriage is the sort of thing that one does not enter into lightly. verily, it's the sort of thing one is dragged into kicking and screaming and trying to hold onto door frames and the like.

(to the bride): do you wish to marry this poor sunnuvabitch, to cook him dinner from time to time sleep withhim at least once a week, to tell him who really wears the pants in this family and spends the money?

(bride):yes

(the epeiskopos): ouch.

(to the groom): do you wish to marry this poor woman, to slave away at your job then come home to do chores, to give her foot messages, and call things cute, to never come home drunk or late and stuff?

(groom): sure

(episkopos):shittybuzz for you n00b!

marriage is a cure, a blight upon society. in yoru time to gether, you will argue, you will do it, you will put up with each other's bullshit, and you will bitch and nag at eachother. you may have children, which will jsut make thign even more exciting. msot of all you will forever be d00med to n00blarosity, wether by juxtaposition proposition, or by your adolescent offfspring. worse you'll have to change diapers, and not have sex with other people anymore. truly marriage is teh sux0r.

by th epower invwested in my by She who's Five Fingered Hand Moves What Is, and the (province/state) of (province/state name) i pronounce you husband and wife until the raputre and even after that unto the 200and fiftieth millionith generation of cockroach thereafter. may eris have mercy on your souls. sim sim sala bim bam b00m abracadbra!~ gimem a beer

(bride hands the episkopos a beer)

gimme a smoke

(groom hands episkopos a smoke then lights it)

let's get drunk.

(the activity degnerates.)

<OB bows to horab offering a myriad beer vouchers>

[Lurker]

in development here. but ok as follows:

the episkopos: we have been brought together today not just to get drunk and have a good time, but to witness the death of this happy couple by matrimony.

marriage is the sort of thing that one does not enter into lightly. verily, it's the sort of thing one is dragged into kicking and screaming and trying to hold onto door frames and the like.

So, marriage is bad because YOU say it is?

[Horab Fibslager]

in development here. but ok as follows:

the episkopos: we have been brought together today not just to get drunk and have a good time, but to witness the death of this happy couple by matrimony.

marriage is the sort of thing that one does not enter into lightly. verily, it's the sort of thing one is dragged into kicking and screaming and trying to hold onto door frames and the like.

So, marriage is bad because YOU say it is?

lol. it' spsosed to be humourous.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

that part shopuld eb said sarcastically, because in a way it is.

No, kids make things more exciting, read the kids say weird things thread over there---->
But, since this was supposed to be Discordian or Erisian or whatever, I just thought Chaos sounded better.  

[Bella]

I think it's perfect just the way it is.

[East Coast Hustle]

RAH!

[Ben]

Groom:  I do?
Bride:  I do?
Priest:  Do it!

[Sepia]

What about the public nudity?

[Horab Fibslager]

What about the public nudity?

(the activity degnerates.)

[Sepia]

aye, but degenerating activity can mean about anything.


i want it mandatory!


that and the fact that all the habaneros have been spiked with that active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two.

[LMNO]

... that active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two....

Probably because you're stoned...

[Sepia]

... that active ingredient which is found in hashish and marijuana which is three letters and the first is t and i don't remember the last two....

Probably because you're stoned...

that made me giggle actually. and i'm not even high. time to lessen the medication i guess.