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« Reply #60 on: June 01, 2005, 08:45:07 am »
Rog, would you be weirded out if I said that reading your posts give me TeH Woodie?
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« Reply #61 on: June 01, 2005, 08:54:50 am »
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Rog, would you be weirded out if I said that reading your posts give me TeH Woodie?


Not really.  Some of my screaming hordes of fans are male.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #62 on: June 01, 2005, 02:14:31 pm »
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Wow El, thats like the first verse of a song =P


A Merle Haggard song, maybe.  :lol:

Some days, Roger, my life seems like a country song, that's for sure :cry:

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« Reply #63 on: June 01, 2005, 06:26:59 pm »
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Wow El, thats like the first verse of a song =P


A Merle Haggard song, maybe.  :lol:

Some days, Roger, my life seems like a country song, that's for sure :cry:


Play it backwards.

You get your truck back, you get your dawg back, etc, etc.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2005, 11:38:24 pm »
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Wow El, thats like the first verse of a song =P


A Merle Haggard song, maybe.  :lol:

Some days, Roger, my life seems like a country song, that's for sure :cry:


Play it backwards.

You get your truck back, you get your dawg back, etc, etc.

You're not gonna make me take my job back are you :shock: All this sleeping in and I am just now starting to catch up on my sleep. :evil:

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« Reply #65 on: June 01, 2005, 11:45:58 pm »
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there's a few good covers. the one i'm on about has been attributed to mr. bungle, but apparently it's not them who does it.


YES! MR FUCKING BUNGLE!

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« Reply #66 on: June 02, 2005, 01:19:46 am »
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there's a few good covers. the one i'm on about has been attributed to mr. bungle, but apparently it's not them who does it.


YES! MR FUCKING BUNGLE!


yeah they rock, but no they definitely don't cover hit me baby one more time. i forget who. i thin k it says at ipecac.com or whatever the addy is.
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« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2017, 05:45:18 am »
REJOICE!

You are the persecuted ones.

You will never be accepted.

You will never be initiated with the
rites of power.

You will never be permitted into the
caste of the ruling classes.

You will be persecuted until the ends
of time.

REJOICE!

Unlike the Christian Church, which rose
from persecuted to persecutor, you will
never be empowered, never be
authorized, never be in charge.

You are persecuted. You will always be
persecuted.

You will be branded heretic.

You will be denounced from the pulpit
and the television screen.

You will be scrutinized by civilization
and found lacking in virtue.

You will be swept up with the devil's
debris.

REJOICE!

Unlike Al-Qaeda, which rose from
obscurity to celebrity, you will never
be considered, never be feared, never
suffer from delusions of grandeur.

You are in the minority. You will
always be in the minority.

You will be passed over, discarded,
downsized, disposed, and trashed.

You will be dismissed as an
irrelevancy.

No one will come to your aid.

You are alone.

REJOICE!

Unlike everyone else, who rises from
proletarian to consumerist machine, you
will never be programmed, never be
brainwashed, never be owned.

For you swim against the stream, you
are strong.

You are the lone voice in a
materialistic wilderness.

You are the crazed prophet.

You are the voice of irrationality in a
world of brutalizing sanity.

You are the pavement cracks.

You are the lost stuff of history.

You are not of what they are.

And for that you will be unmercifully
hounded like the rats of the black
plague.

REJOICE!

Take comfort.

For you are the persecuted ones.


12 year bump.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: REJOICE!
« Reply #68 on: June 26, 2017, 05:59:26 pm »
I am glad for this bump. I may not have seen these words otherwise!

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Re: REJOICE!
« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2017, 06:14:16 pm »
I need to shout this at people in public.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

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« Reply #70 on: June 30, 2017, 06:40:37 pm »
Poster of this
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun| _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

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« Reply #71 on: June 30, 2017, 07:58:53 pm »
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Gnimbley hasn't been seen for 9 years, but I am more than sure he'd be okay with this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #72 on: June 30, 2017, 09:47:07 pm »
Poster of this

Gnimbley hasn't been seen for 9 years, but I am more than sure he'd be okay with this.

I'm pretty sure I checked when I made it, either talking with somebody or checking the kopyleft authors thread. I sure as fuck hope so, because this has done the rounds a few times.
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun| _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

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