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« on: May 28, 2005, 08:45:01 pm »
REJOICE!

You are the persecuted ones.

You will never be accepted.

You will never be initiated with the
rites of power.

You will never be permitted into the
caste of the ruling classes.

You will be persecuted until the ends
of time.

REJOICE!

Unlike the Christian Church, which rose
from persecuted to persecutor, you will
never be empowered, never be
authorized, never be in charge.

You are persecuted. You will always be
persecuted.

You will be branded heretic.

You will be denounced from the pulpit
and the television screen.

You will be scrutinized by civilization
and found lacking in virtue.

You will be swept up with the devil's
debris.

REJOICE!

Unlike Al-Qaeda, which rose from
obscurity to celebrity, you will never
be considered, never be feared, never
suffer from delusions of grandeur.

You are in the minority. You will
always be in the minority.

You will be passed over, discarded,
downsized, disposed, and trashed.

You will be dismissed as an
irrelevancy.

No one will come to your aid.

You are alone.

REJOICE!

Unlike everyone else, who rises from
proletarian to consumerist machine, you
will never be programmed, never be
brainwashed, never be owned.

For you swim against the stream, you
are strong.

You are the lone voice in a
materialistic wilderness.

You are the crazed prophet.

You are the voice of irrationality in a
world of brutalizing sanity.

You are the pavement cracks.

You are the lost stuff of history.

You are not of what they are.

And for that you will be unmercifully
hounded like the rats of the black
plague.

REJOICE!

Take comfort.

For you are the persecuted ones.

/o\

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2005, 09:14:06 pm »
I liked this very much you rock gnimbley !

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2005, 01:54:27 am »
That was cool as fuck!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2005, 02:26:54 pm »
fucking RAH!

gnimbley, you ARE teh win!

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2005, 03:53:34 pm »
Quote from: Mob Rule
fucking RAH!

gnimbley, you ARE teh win!

 8)

No kidding. This is great, gnimbley!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 05:35:05 am »
I rejoice for reading that because it has made me feel very, very conflicted.

For some reason I am put in mind of Neitzsche.

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2005, 07:08:07 am »
Right on, Gnimbley!  8)

See, gnomes aren't always full of shit  :wink:
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 07:15:44 am »
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Right on, Gnimbley!  8)

See, gnomes aren't always full of shit  :wink:


Thats because you weren't sqeezing him hard enough.

That rocked Gnimbly and made me think of this song:

Minority - Green Day
I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
A free for all
F*** 'em all
You are your own sight

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 02:17:06 pm »
you do understand the irony of quoting the lyrics of a band who is signed to a major label and sells zillions of copies and has t-shirts plastered all over Hot Topic to express your feelings of disenfranchisement, right?

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 06:04:52 pm »
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you do understand the irony of quoting the lyrics of a band who is signed to a major label and sells zillions of copies and has t-shirts plastered all over Hot Topic to express your feelings of disenfranchisement, right?

 8)



it sums up my point when telling th ekids at work(my old work) that green day is shit. and hten i tell em that the music is crap too. andthati can make better punk musioc dickslapping myguitar. none of th eseveral million greenday fans seem to realize that it's popular(pop) music.
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 06:29:54 pm »
Gnimbley, that's a fucking classic man! RAH! indeed. :D
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 07:02:45 pm »
it is prettygood. i'm gonna assume it satircal. i'm rarely persecuted and never for sexual harrasment.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 09:20:21 pm »
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you do understand the irony of quoting the lyrics of a band who is signed to a major label and sells zillions of copies and has t-shirts plastered all over Hot Topic to express your feelings of disenfranchisement, right?

 8)


They made a whole album bashing Bush & the Cletii, so they are, in my book, forgiven.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 09:28:13 pm »
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you do understand the irony of quoting the lyrics of a band who is signed to a major label and sells zillions of copies and has t-shirts plastered all over Hot Topic to express your feelings of disenfranchisement, right?


Hey man, quit bashing the Green Day.

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2005, 09:34:21 pm »
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Quote from: Miss October
you do understand the irony of quoting the lyrics of a band who is signed to a major label and sells zillions of copies and has t-shirts plastered all over Hot Topic to express your feelings of disenfranchisement, right?


Hey man, quit bashing the Green Day.

 8)


Now, now...how can we be elitists, if we allow ourselves to listen to anything mainstream?

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.