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A final piece of advice to noobs:

Started by BADGE OF HONOR, September 21, 2005, 03:52:33 AM

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Ziggy Odyssey

as a nertwurbbled noob fully bathed in the glowing ploysnurch of my own gagflorious being...
i shurt like to offer this final piece of advice to the noobs of this forum in a noobish sharing of joyful noodle stewage...

early in a Discordian's pilgrimage a discordian should go forth and relish a pickle on a bun.



http://picklesurprise.ytmnd.com/

knowt: this erz only an appetizer to the pre-final unhelpful tip.

this prolly belongs in the "what i had for lunch" thread.
but it tickles my pickle to drop here.

Raphaella

The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Seth_The_Fallen

I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Seth_The_Fallen

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 02:13:08 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.



I don't feel as bad now. I will have to say if your a stoner and your that old, I am so proud of you.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:26:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 02:13:08 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 02:07:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 14, 2009, 08:28:18 AM
I don't normally try to "Quote" others I would rather get my own ass handed to me on a shiny gold platter then be doing that. I don't really know why you was talking about the noobys quoting the stoners. Really I think it would be fun to see them against the stoners in a one on one rant fight. I would be watching with unceasing anticipation on the out come of the rant. :wink:

Unfortunately, all the stoners in question are dead.   :sad:


Horrible I am sorry to put such a suggestion up. I didn't know they passed.

Well, to be fair, they were older than God.



I don't feel as bad now. I will have to say if your a stoner and your that old, I am so proud of you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Thornley
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

Ahh. I thought it was someone else. I really don't care anymore..........

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:23:48 AM
Ahh. I thought it was someone else. I really don't care anymore..........

Well, okay.  I won't bother next time.   :|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

Ha ha ha you are a strange one Rev. I am glad I am getting to talk to you. oh ya by the way have to talked to my brother any?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 05:44:28 AM
Ha ha ha you are a strange one Rev. I am glad I am getting to talk to you. oh ya by the way have to talked to my brother any?

Yeah, I see him and his wife a couple of times a week.  Seems to be doing okay.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.