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Seth_The_Fallen

can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Sir Squid Diddimus

if you have:
a 9 volt and steel wool, you have fire
a stove, you have fire
a toaster, toaster oven, a heat gun, you have fire

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.

If I do that there is no cig left to smoke. It would all burn as soon as I light it

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 07:59:37 PM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 07:39:55 AM
can't forget the fucking casinos all over the place. I really hate it down here. But him and I wish to take care of our mother, she is not in the best of health and wealth at all.  on a new subject which is random as hell. I have a cig! just no light. :lulz:

Before I quit, I lit mine with hate.

Try it.

If I do that there is no cig left to smoke. It would all burn as soon as I light it

You must FOCUS the hate.  FOCUS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

That is what I do, It is all gone by the time the lighter is pulled away from the end of the cig.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 16, 2009, 04:33:06 AM
That is what I do, It is all gone by the time the lighter is pulled away from the end of the cig.

Jesus, you talk just like Shane.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Seth_The_Fallen

They call me Shane2.0, the name is suggesting something. Don't you think? I am more like Shane then they give me credit for.

Faithless

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.
Oh, sonovabitch.

Seth_The_Fallen

Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

Must you torture me so?

Faithless

Yes, I'm afraid that I must. Besides, whats a little torture between family?
Oh, sonovabitch.

Aufenthatt


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Faithless

Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.
If you choose to hate, that is of course your option. But reality still pervades.
Oh, sonovabitch.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2009, 09:07:49 PM
Quote from: Faithless on March 04, 2009, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:12:47 AM
Quote from: Seth_The_Fallen on February 15, 2009, 06:02:41 AM
Very good, I hope I get to see him soon, I am starting to miss the poor bastard.

Good.  Tell the fucker not to move to Oklahoma.  Nothing there but pissed off Indians, anyfuckingway.

Unfortunately, I have to leave, I really don't have a choice. But the real fun is pissing off the Indians even more, andwhen you get way back off the beaten trail......  anythings legal.

I'm not sure if this is a joke based on something I don't know about, or if you just want me to hate you.

He can't help himself.  He was born wrong.

And I'm pretty sure he's just riffing. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.