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Started by Rev Thwack, October 22, 2003, 03:23:40 PM

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Bella

#120
February 27, 2004, 05:15:32 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC*stabs Thwack repeatedly until he posts more stories*
Thank you, Hugh 8)
I've been sitting here for days on end.....just waiting for more stories!
Makes me cranky :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#121
February 27, 2004, 05:27:51 AM
*takes ten thousand innocent bystanders hostage and continues to repeatedly stab Thwack to persuade him to post more stories*
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

#122
February 27, 2004, 07:55:52 AM
my offers of back rubs arent good enough I see  

I tried bella
::shrug::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#123
February 27, 2004, 07:58:58 AM
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxmy offers of back rubs arent good enough I see  

I tried bella
::shrug::
S'okay. We all tried, Honey.
My best guess is Thwak's so busy dreaming about tropical
islands somewhere that he can't keep his mind on his storytelling.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#124
February 27, 2004, 08:00:12 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXxmy offers of back rubs arent good enough I see  

I tried bella
::shrug::
S'okay. We all tried, Honey.
My best guess is Thwak's so busy dreaming about tropical
islands somewhere that he can't keep his mind on his storytelling.
that and scuba  ::shudder::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Rev Thwack

#125
March 01, 2004, 04:49:33 AM
naa.. It's closer to "Thwack's so busy with work that he barely has time to log on anymore."
My balls itch...

Bella

#126
March 01, 2004, 06:24:37 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwacknaa.. It's closer to "Thwack's so busy with work that he barely has time to log on anymore."
K, I'll try to patient and wait for more stories.....sigh.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#127
March 02, 2004, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Rev Thwacknaa.. It's closer to "Thwack's so busy with work that he barely has time to log on anymore."
I was wondering what happened to you
Its weird to not see you on line...

Good luck with work
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Penumbral

#128
March 02, 2004, 05:29:52 PM
In a small town there is no time for patients. A persons life just sites and ends. Here at these state I wait for something something to hold on to something that will give me a reason to stay alive long enough for the weekend where booze and girls wait. Sometimes there are pancake in the mornings or some nice old lady porn on the local PBS but mostly its skool the drowning pit of hell I awake every morning in sweat and spew and scream in terror too. The only things left for me are Twacks stories and now I don,Äôt know if I believe in those anymore.

Bella

#129
March 02, 2004, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: PenumbralIn a small town there is no time for patients. A persons life just sites and ends. Here at these state I wait for something something to hold on to something that will give me a reason to stay alive long enough for the weekend where booze and girls wait. Sometimes there are pancake in the mornings or some nice old lady porn on the local PBS but mostly its skool the drowning pit of hell I awake every morning in sweat and spew and scream in terror too. The only things left for me are Twacks stories and now I don,Äôt know if I believe in those anymore.
Go to his website, Penumbral......there's lots more stories there.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Penumbral

#130
March 03, 2004, 04:03:15 AM
I have read the all. I am a wealth of stories in a void of none.

The Good Reverend Roger

#131
March 24, 2004, 10:44:18 PM
I'M BACK, THWACK!

GIMME SOME DAMN PANCAKE STORIES!  NOW!

Please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#132
March 24, 2004, 10:47:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'M BACK, THWACK!

GIMME SOME DAMN PANCAKE STORIES!  NOW!

Please.
We're waiting for Thwak to get back, too.
He went to his Grandma's funeral and won't be around
for another week or so. :cry:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#133
March 24, 2004, 10:52:52 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'M BACK, THWACK!

GIMME SOME DAMN PANCAKE STORIES!  NOW!

Please.
We're waiting for Thwak to get back, too.
He went to his Grandma's funeral and won't be around
for another week or so. :cry:

That sucks.  How is he doing?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#134
March 24, 2004, 10:55:44 PM
Don't know.
Haven't heard anything since he said he was leaving for Georgia.
I was just thinking of dropping him an email or something.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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