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Started by Rev Thwack, October 22, 2003, 03:23:40 PM

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Anonymous

#75
December 24, 2003, 04:20:41 AM
Dear Bella

lately Ive been having pain when I pee.
should I worry?


- signed OWCHY!!!!

Bella

#76
December 24, 2003, 05:52:24 AM
Dear Owchy!!!!

You poor thing.
This is indeed a serious problem....
I'll have to search through all my books, consult my familiar spirits,
and do a lot of trance work to find the answer for you.
It shouldn't take more than three or four days.

PS: I'm starting a new "Ask Bella" thread, because Thwak's story corner is too good
to mess up with my twisted evil, although well-meaning, advice column.

PPS: In the meantime, whatever you do......don't pee!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Bella

#77
January 02, 2004, 10:32:23 PM
Hey Thwak.....any new stories in the works yet?
I'm doing my best to be patient, but you know how
demanding zombies can be.

*Bella tries her best to look patient, even the midst of story withdrawal.*
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#78
January 03, 2004, 12:50:55 AM
GIVE ME PANCAKE STORIES OR GIVE ME DEATH!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#79
January 03, 2004, 12:52:16 AM
Hurray! Someone else wants more stories, too!!!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#80
January 03, 2004, 12:53:23 AM
I thought we all wanted storys?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

The Good Reverend Roger

#81
January 03, 2004, 12:54:15 AM
PANNNNNNNCAKES!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#82
January 03, 2004, 01:07:32 AM
We do all want stories, malaul, but how will Thwak know that unless we care enough to nag him?
So that makes three who want stories enough to beg?
Good 8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Horab Fibslager

#83
January 03, 2004, 01:15:03 AM
drag him into the kitchen and stuff soem pancakes down his throat. that'll teach him not to give us stories!
Hell is other people.

Bella

#84
January 03, 2004, 01:25:00 AM
Quote from: Horabs gone wild2:Jamaicadrag him into the kitchen and stuff soem pancakes down his throat. that'll teach him not to give us stories!
I volunteer to have pancakes stuffed into my mouth......
it's just about dinner time and pancakes sound good on a cold
rainy day like today.

PS: Or should I be like the rabbit who wanted to be thrown into the briar patch and say "Please don't take me into the kitchen and stuff pancakes into my mouth."? :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

#85
January 19, 2004, 05:06:56 PM
Pink eye sucks. It makes you want to take a spoon and dig your eyeball out of it's socket.


Someone have a aloe plant that I can shove in it?
My balls itch...

Bella

#86
January 19, 2004, 05:22:19 PM
Hey there, Thwak......I'm glad you're back.
Have you been sick with pink eye?
I had that once and it sucks big time.
Someone's been reading about knifey spooney...I can tell.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

slothrop23

#87
January 20, 2004, 01:59:40 AM
the lube free game for all of the family to enjoy.
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

Rev Thwack

#88
January 20, 2004, 02:00:33 AM
sounds like somebody here is from west virginia.
My balls itch...

Bella

#89
January 20, 2004, 02:24:18 AM
I hope your eyes will be well enough for you to write another story soon.
I've been having Thwak story withdrawal pains lately.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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