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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#210
March 28, 2004, 04:44:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho cares about Jesus?

We need to find Jesus' motorbike or we're all doomed, damned, and diddled.

Why?  It is a well known fact that Jesus drove a 1972 Vincent Black Shadow, which is more bike than you or I could handle.

I saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

cyberus

#211
March 28, 2004, 05:06:37 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.

Maybe even more so than most.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Bella

#212
March 28, 2004, 05:09:36 AM
Quote from: cyberus
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.

Maybe even more so than most.
That's just what I was thinking, too.
Seems that people are often at their most honest and holy when they are anonymous.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

cyberus

#213
March 28, 2004, 05:10:39 AM
But on the same thought, maybe the most devious, because they know they will never be found. :?
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Bella

#214
March 28, 2004, 05:12:42 AM
Yup. That's the beauty of it all.
You just never know fer sher.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

cyberus

#215
March 28, 2004, 05:13:12 AM
But could you know For Sure?
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Bella

#216
March 28, 2004, 05:20:15 AM
Can't, know fer sher.......but I like a bit of mystery, don't you?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

cyberus

#217
March 28, 2004, 05:21:34 AM
Yeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#218
March 28, 2004, 05:27:45 AM
Quote from: cyberusYeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.

That depends on the circumstances....
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#219
March 28, 2004, 05:33:38 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: cyberusYeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.

That depends on the circumstances....
Okay, Hugh......I want to hear more about the circumstances in which that would be a good thing.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

cyberus

#220
March 28, 2004, 05:33:59 AM
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#221
March 28, 2004, 05:34:46 AM
To each their own.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

cyberus

#222
March 28, 2004, 05:36:08 AM
Or is it?
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

Guido Finucci

#223
March 28, 2004, 05:37:01 AM
Or isn't it?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#224
March 28, 2004, 05:41:09 AM
Maybe it is, maybe it is not.

Still, it depends upon the circumstances, mates.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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