Jesus Died for YOU

[cyberus]

Maybe it doesn't depend on the circumstances.  Maybe on the stantialcircums

[Bella]

Maybe it doesn't depend on the circumstances.  Maybe on the stantialcircums

Hmmm......I always thought stantialcircums were kind of undependable.

[cyberus]

Only if you don't.

[Bella]

Only if you don't.

Don't what?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Only if you don't.

Don't what?

That.

[Bella]

Oh.....That.

[Adverblust]

You don't mean this, do you?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

[Bella]

You don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't.

[Horab Fibslager]

You don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't.

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

[Bella]

You don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't.

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

Good. I'm glad someone understood what I meant when I said that.

[MedeoPlusPlus]

You don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't.

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

Good. I'm glad someone understood what I meant when I said that.

Night of the Living Metaquotes!

....

....BOO

[Bella]

Nooooo!!!!!!!!
Anything but endless Metaquotes.

[Verthaine]

Forgot I had this buried deep in the files of the Church of Eris .It is based on a painting of a black Jesus.It is called Discordian Jesus.



Many of the teachings of Christ makes more sense if you realize that as an Essene,he had access to ancient(for him,anyway) teachings and practices of Shecinah,the feminine equivelent of YHWH.Many of the common hebrews of that time worshiped Shecinah as much as YHWH.Her worship was brutally oppressed by the Hebrew priesthood and military.All mentiopn of her was stricken from most of the records,her shrines and alters destroyed.The "God in the New Testement is not the same God as the God of the Old testement.I think Yeshua had to say "the father"(as opposed to the "Mother") to get his message across.If he had said "the mother,they would of crucified him a lot sooner then they did.

Eris has revealed to me that she was in fact Shecinah(she was also YHWH,but was drunk at the time).We of the Church of Eris declare the PFKAM(prophet formally known as Messiah) Jesus Christ to be renamed Yeshua ban Shecinah,and placed in our canon of "REALLY COOL DUDES AND DUDETTES".

[Bella]

That post made me happy.
Thank you.