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Started by HeDiedForYou, October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM

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chaosgraves:agentoferis

my daughter never looks at the finger while it's pointin at the moon...



I hope someday that she will be able to look at both...

some will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)


eat some daisies and all will be fine howard fine
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

gnimbley

::wanders off contemplating his finger::

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::
gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Wishfarple

Quote from: chaosgravessome will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)

And some just poke you in the eye with it.  



owie.
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: chaosgravessome will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)

And some just poke you in the eye with it.  



owie.
yeah... but I was trying to keep that one a secret for now.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::
gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?
Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

OwnerofMalsssAppendix

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::
gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?
Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?

OwnerofMalsssAppendix

It's too bad I am all out of cookies at the moment...

Bella

Quote from: OwnerofMalsssAppendix
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::
gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?
Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?
Reminds you of what?

Yes, it's a shame for anyone to be out of cookies.
My sister, Zorga, has giant sugar cookies with white frosting and colored sprinkles on them.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

TheAppendixDude

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: OwnerofMalsssAppendix
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::
gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?
Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?
Reminds you of what?

Yes, it's a shame for anyone to be out of cookies.
My sister, Zorga, has giant sugar cookies with white frosting and colored sprinkles on them.

A deal made long ago....

Bella

The deal where you owe me a cookie in exchange for the appendix you so recently lost?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

OwnerofMalsssAppendix


Bella

I never forget cookies.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI never forget cookies.

I never forget a pussy.

For example, this one Cat, at the Humane Society I used to work at, name of Alexander, white persian, with blue eyes, so he's deaf.  Wonderful cat.  Had a problem with biting, though.

And Cinders.  Nice black cat.  Had a URI (Upper Respritory Infection) when he was kitten that left him blind.  He's the sweetest, most hyper feline I have ever met.

And Hugo.  Fat, Fat Hugo.  Weighed 18 pounds when we got him in, more than my Shih Tzus weigh.  He needed a Diet, bad.

Bella

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI never forget cookies.

I never forget a pussy.

For example, this one Cat, at the Humane Society I used to work at, name of Alexander, white persian, with blue eyes, so he's deaf.  Wonderful cat.  Had a problem with biting, though.

And Cinders.  Nice black cat.  Had a URI (Upper Respritory Infection) when he was kitten that left him blind.  He's the sweetest, most hyper feline I have ever met.

And Hugo.  Fat, Fat Hugo.  Weighed 18 pounds when we got him in, more than my Shih Tzus weigh.  He needed a Diet, bad.
I'm a cat person fer sher.
I have five kitties at the moment:

NummyMuffinKooKooButter
Ramona
Alice Cooper
Triangle
SliverNoseSilverToes

Nummy is the mama and she's a teeny little thing - very hyper and bossy.
The other four are her grownup offspring and they're huge big lazy cats.
Totally terrified of their itsy bitsy mother.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here