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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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Sir Comrade Kenan

#255
February 24, 2007, 12:54:04 AM
Screw that, dude. I'm talking unarmed man vs. bear. My first thought was punch to the nose, but thats a bitch move.
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

hunter s.durden

#256
February 24, 2007, 09:31:44 AM
In true survival, there are no bitch moves.

Never face me if you think punching nuts or using a weapons is a bitch move.

You will die.
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Jasper

#257
February 24, 2007, 05:11:49 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on February 24, 2007, 09:31:44 AM
In true survival, there are no bitch moves.

Never face me if you think punching nuts or using a weapons is a bitch move.

You will die.

IAWTC

Try saying 'no fair' in a war.

The Good Reverend Roger

#258
February 26, 2007, 04:01:14 PM
Quote from: Comrade Kenan on February 23, 2007, 11:33:37 PM
Whats the best strategy for fighting bears? I plan to do a lot of this in college.

Duct tape a razor sharp francisca to each hand.

But only if you have to because, gosh darn it, I love bears.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#259
February 26, 2007, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Comrade Kenan on February 24, 2007, 12:54:04 AM
Screw that, dude. I'm talking unarmed man vs. bear. My first thought was punch to the nose, but thats a bitch move.

Making the bear angry, while accomplishing nothing else, is a Bozo No-No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#260
February 26, 2007, 04:10:02 PM
If one were to make a party hat out of a recently defeated animal's innards, what animal would you suggest?

Cain

#261
February 26, 2007, 04:11:24 PM
Dung beatle

AFK

#262
February 26, 2007, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Safety Dance on February 26, 2007, 04:10:02 PM
If one were to make a party hat out of a recently defeated animal's innards, what animal would you suggest?

Anna Nicole Smith?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#263
February 26, 2007, 04:12:52 PM
Quote from: Safety Dance on February 26, 2007, 04:10:02 PM
If one were to make a party hat out of a recently defeated animal's innards, what animal would you suggest?

Mark Foley.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#264
February 26, 2007, 04:14:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 26, 2007, 04:12:46 PM
Quote from: Safety Dance on February 26, 2007, 04:10:02 PM
If one were to make a party hat out of a recently defeated animal's innards, what animal would you suggest?

Anna Nicole Smith?

Quote from: Safety Dance on February 26, 2007, 04:10:02 PM
If one were to make a party hat out of a recently defeated animal's innards, what animal would you suggest?

Mark Foley.  D/N/T.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#265
February 26, 2007, 04:16:20 PM
How'd you know what I did this weekend?

AFK

#266
February 26, 2007, 04:16:49 PM
Congressional Action ITT
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#267
February 26, 2007, 04:20:19 PM
Quote from: Safety Dance on February 26, 2007, 04:16:20 PM
How'd you know what I did this weekend?

The SCLA never sleeps.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Comrade Kenan

#268
February 28, 2007, 11:47:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2007, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Comrade Kenan on February 24, 2007, 12:54:04 AM
Screw that, dude. I'm talking unarmed man vs. bear. My first thought was punch to the nose, but thats a bitch move.

Making the bear angry, while accomplishing nothing else, is a Bozo No-No.

I'll keep that in mind. Though the bear is a majestic animal, not much else provides a challenge.

Maybe I'll try mountain lions.
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

theCalmpsychopath

#269
March 01, 2007, 01:00:21 AM
we used to have mountain lions, but my neighbor shot it, so the others ran off or something
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
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