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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

SAID THE GUY THAT GOT TANGLED IN THE WIRES, AND THREW OUT THE INSTRCUTION MANUAL CAUSE HE'S A BIIIGGG MAN! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF, CRYING IN THE CORNER WONDER WHY THE FIRST AND FOURTH SPEAKER WORK AND THE OTHERS DONT!

I'M NOT CRYING.  I GOT A DUST BUNNY IN MY EYE BECAUSE SOMEBODY HASN'T CLEAN BEHIND THE STEREO SINCE REAGAN WAS PRESIDENT.  I'LL FIX THE DAMN SPEAKERS AS SOON AS THERE'S SUPPER ON THE FUCKING TABLE, OKAY?

That is NOT Randy "Macho Man" Savage.   

I have a fear of boredom.

This explains SO much. 

Seriously.  Every time I found myself in jail, or getting beaten by multiple rednecks, or getting banned from the public library/local political events, etc, it was because I got so bored I did something stupid.

At roughly the same time, I got a PM in which he "corrected" the numbers in my sig, to 14.3/14.6.

Because, you know, only people in America count.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING 24-GAUGE WIRE?


8-GAUGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

WHY AM I NOT HEARING THE LEFT?!


SOMEONE BALANCE THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

GIRLS ARE NO GOOD AT THIS SHIT.

quick point, Hanghai


I JUST WANTED TO TELL MY STORY.

*sniffle* *pout* *thread derailer*

I kinda liked your story.

I think you under-reacted, though.

QUIT NAGGING!  I DON'T NEED THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!  THOSE ARE FOR GIRLIE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT.

Drug store or barber shop.

And may I commend you, sir, in reaching new levels in both Big Gay Cowboyism AND Evil Geniusism.

Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

YOU'RE WIRING IT FUCKING WRONG.  


GODDAMN.  WHAT THE FUCK?  RED TO RED, BLACK TO BLACK.  YOU WANT PHASE CANCELLATIONS, OR SOMETHING?

I need this stuff.

In my pance.

Kel is amazing.  She could start a thread about stereo instructions, and it would end in a mushroom cloud.

The late Wise and Terrible Rain God would always say that snow was in Aput's domain.


Then again, who can trust what that spag had to say, anyhow?

Not me.  Fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.

Who is Aput?  I'm going to kill a motherfucker if I can't fly out to NM.

Where are you going to be in NM?

This is why I don't watch TV.

People who go to "psychics" WANT to believe.  They aren't paying to know their future, etc, they're paying to be reassured that there is a higher power or guiding force in the universe.  Most importantly, they're paying to be told that the wreckage of their lives isn't their fault.

They are going to believe all these things anyway, there's no essential difference between getting paid for cold reading and getting paid for, say, being a pet psychologist. 

You can't con people that WANT to be conned, know what I mean?