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Or Kill Me / +: epilogue 4

« on: August 16, 2004, 10:23:44 am »

there is no enemy any where



 (or)

the five fortunes



over the years i've eaten my fair share of chinese food(who hasn't), and i've collected 4(i may have lost one, or i haven;t found it yet). they are as follows:

everything is not yet lost

you may attend a party where strange customs prevail.

the results of your plans will be satisfactory.

you are the master of every situation.


the fifth being lost or not yet found.

they beg the questions, if not everythign is yet lost, what so far is? when will i attend this party, and will they have my brand of beer? which plans? does being the master of every situation responsible for my god complex, as seemignly uncanny events uinfoldign in my favour wontonly as if spun otu by crazed mad tumbling dice? adn what is the fifth fortune? did i lose it to the dreaded washign machine, or did it fall otu of my pocket? or is it out there or waiting to be created to wait to be reaad by mysef and added to the collection of fortunes? and what will happen when that happens? will nazis start pouring out of fissures from hell conveniently leaving jsut the right type of ammo for the gun in my hand when i remove themselves from themselves?

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Or Kill Me / z: epilogue 3

« on: August 08, 2004, 09:28:08 am »

*the greater travesty*

no else really gives a shit either.

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Or Kill Me / y: epilogue 2

« on: August 08, 2004, 09:26:04 am »

~the lesser travesty~

someone said indifference is far worse than hate.

i could care less.

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Or Kill Me / x: epilogue 1

« on: August 08, 2004, 08:35:31 am »

all apologies

i apologize for the previous 23 chapters which were all crap.

thusly ends
discordia mediocrica
~or~
dude! stop bogin the d00bie man!

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Or Kill Me / w: data analysis

« on: August 02, 2004, 01:11:35 am »

honesty and truth are not the same thing.

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Or Kill Me / v: people are assholes

« on: August 02, 2004, 01:03:35 am »

If there's one thing you can say
About Mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again
-misery is the river of the world, tom waits

i bashed his head in with a louisville slugger
-str8t off tha muthafuckin streetz of compton, ez e


you, me, the guy over there, chances are we aren't assholes all the time, but inevitably, we will all be assholes some of the time.

man i fucking hate when people are assholes. makes me wanna kick their ass or something.

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Or Kill Me / u: just get yourself high

« on: July 31, 2004, 12:29:44 am »

i've coem to udnerstand work is like a drug. a mad crazy head drug. it's liek takign lsd and gettign paid for it.

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Or Kill Me / t: are you infinite?

« on: July 30, 2004, 01:02:00 am »

f you can just get your mind together
Uh-then come on across to me
We’ll hold hands and then we’ll watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea
But first, are you experienced?
Uh-have you ever been experienced-uh?
Well, I have
(well) I know, I know, you’ll probably scream and cry
That your little world won’t let you go
But who in your measly little world, (-uh)
Are you tryin’ to prove to that you’re
Made out of gold and-uh, can’t be sold
So-uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced? (-uh)
Well, I have
Uh, let me prove it to you, yeah
Trumpets and violins I can-uh, hear in the distance
I think they’re callin’ our name
Maybe now you can’t hear them,
But you will, ha-ha, if you just
Take hold of my hand
Ohhh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful
-are you experienced? jimi hendrix

are those people?
-logan runjack, a midsummer night, 1999

it's been five odd years or so ago, since hte great mindfuck of 1999. 5 years ago since i set otu with freinds on a joruney of the psychadelic, the strange, the abbherent, the fanciful and among other thigns, of the soul.
our sacrement was lsd, our god the moon. we went forth bearing gifts fucking midns and disturbign an awful lot of shit. our trips meandered and our circles tangled.it was inevitable, that we woudl spin out of anything called sanity. indeed it seemed as every step coudl spell utter doomination. all in all we did blow our minds - seven thosuand ways to a sunday as it were. we glimpsed the truth of the prettiest one, bare and unforgiving, stared straight into the madnesss and.. and... well we sobered up, soem of us didn't amke it out, tho alive, but of coruse we had been warned there were worse thigns than death, adn the piper who pays the price alughign may be mad, btu still has a better credit rating.
it all makes me wonder tho, what the heck has happeened since then? i eman things have happened, a great many thignsa happen ever moment, tho i think after a few moments of perhaps only self concieved greatness resultign in total ifininiteness it's msotly been to oen degree or another a particularly sublime mediocrity. as if ntohing will ever ahppen, and yet the whole fabric of reality may decide to tear itself up and transform itself into a million nazi ninjas sworn to destroy the world and the woman i love, leaving only one man to stop them, me. as forthe other four of the five unkown men, i have lsot track fo most of them, scattered across the ends of the earth as if shaken in a dicing cup adn tumbled across the playing board of the world of men. the reverberatiosn of that year can still eb felt, thosuands of miles from twhere they may hav ebgan, or as it were continued, a small by synergetically dynamic harmony in the song of ten tohusand monkeys singing karaoke, a song lost in teh din of 87 trillion carbon units screaming blood and ashes. blood and bloody ashes indeed.

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Or Kill Me / s: finity

« on: July 27, 2004, 02:26:14 am »

1>0


that which begins ends. which is mreo important, the means or their ends? and why is the road tp doom built on good intentions? come on out of your roman empire, you and your army, you and your cronies.

if everythign about the world's economy were the same, except currency was spread out equally among it's orginating nation's citizens, would that currency have the same value? voodoo economics and non-linear curvatures.

is a circle finite?are there circles in nature? does a piece of paper reflect nature, or does nature reflect the piece of paper?


only questions are truth. answers are unimportant.

0=/=1

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Or Kill Me / r: ewige blumenkraft!

« on: July 26, 2004, 07:05:30 pm »

pr is bullshit.


image is nothing. obey your thirst.
-drink sprite or die ad campaign, circa 1998

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Or Kill Me / q: longevity

« on: July 25, 2004, 08:55:29 am »

i heard on the new they were testing a possible anti aging drug, which prompted the idea for this topic.

as good as long life is concerned, im down with living younger longer if i can, but there are soem problems with it.

overpopulation - an aging population with the area birthrates is goign to mean people taking up space at an increasing rate, many of whom would be 'unproductive' so to say. todays society jsut isn;t good conditions for this sorta thing, with many elderly ending up destitue and/or homelss.

longer generations - each generation of people creates new mutations, adapting better to their environment. as people live longer they may reproduce less often, and thus farther apart chronologically, decreasing adapatablility to environment etc.

i reckon there's mroe to it than this, but these were the ones that flew off the top of my head.

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Or Kill Me / p: febreeze and duct tape

« on: July 24, 2004, 10:39:17 pm »

redmage agrees, there is no problem for which febreze and/or duct tape is not the solution.

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Or Kill Me / o: reality

« on: July 24, 2004, 08:54:22 am »

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Or Kill Me / n: aligator control

« on: July 23, 2004, 09:59:25 pm »

i'm in control here. if you don't believe me, check out my profile. it's been liek that since teh dawn of time. if you weren't aware of this prior to this announcement, do not worry, relax, chillify yourself, and return to your homes. freinds reruns will take your mind off of anythign remotely uncomfortable.

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Or Kill Me / m: greyface has got you by the balls

« on: July 23, 2004, 09:55:02 pm »

i coudl write a longrant on this, pointing out the obvious at every turn, but, let us both agree that no one wants an elongated rant on the obvious and say simply that greyface has got you(us) all by the balls.

i wonder how my 401ks are doing.