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Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: November 03, 2017, 01:02:25 pm »

The Cunt copyrighted it (hah!) and added some ads in the back

editing is fine

using Our Holy Book as a sales platform

okay, also fine

but fuck him anyway!

Principia Discussion / Re: I'm new, sad, angry and bring a warning.
« on: October 16, 2017, 06:26:44 pm »
My first version of the PD was a hypertext version - didn't have images either.

It was okay though - when you find the version with pix, you can re-read it and get a totally new sense of it.

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: October 05, 2017, 03:51:15 pm »

Oh my god it's SO BAD.

A parody of Gangnam Style about climate change

*swirls this vid around in a wine glass* mmmm! a fine vintage.

I'm detecting notes of "seriously trying" and "lack of talent"... would pair nicely with some sharp cheese.

have you sampled this one? it's a rare and finely fermented cringe vid.

Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 14, 2017, 08:42:30 pm »

Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 14, 2017, 01:50:03 am »

Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 13, 2017, 11:47:36 pm »
I actually did buy your book! But it's sitting in a stack of books I haven't read yet.

I am trying to reignite my creative thrusters. So I made this, I guess?

Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 13, 2017, 01:17:29 pm »
that group moves so fast, I'm pretty sure my post is buried now anyway

Apple Talk / Re: people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 12, 2017, 02:09:33 pm »
Imma make a post on the Discordian Society FB group to point people here. It will likely be ignored. But it would be nice to have some new blood, right?

So if a bunch of spags show up, be cool

Apple Talk / people still post on forums, technically
« on: September 11, 2017, 10:45:26 pm »

P.S. your father killed a bunch of children with it, have fun

Principia Discussion / Re: A neophyte
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:09:09 pm »
Hi all,

I am here to find my way out of (into?) an existential crisis. I believe this is the only religion that has nothing to teach me, so naturally I am here to learn. I bought a copy of the Principia Discordia on Amazon because I was enjoying the parts I read online.

I'm kind of having a hard time with life right now, and interacting with Discordianism is making me feel a little better. Just wanted to say hi before I contribute anything.

Hi, welcome. The Principia has gotten me through some trash too. Glad you're feeling better-ish? let us know if we can help with the existential crisis.

really sorry to hear about your cat's penis

Apple Talk / Re: I'm in the Middle of a Lifelong Discordiential Crisis
« on: September 09, 2017, 07:43:35 pm »
I should delight in people being fooled; in believing nonsense, in being confused. But I don't.

I think that's more of a SubGenius thing - they don't necessarily care if the pinks get screwed, it's amusing to them to see a fool and his money go their separate ways

In My Discordia, the cabbages and grayfaces and shitheads are the victims of bureaucracy--and if we've actually found a personal route to salvation, we owe it to our neighbors to speak up about it

I'm not into making coleslaw

I want everybody in      my world         to be in   on the joke

The Holy Moment of Confusion
to me, is like
You thought you understood something
but now you recognize what a shithead you were
so you can see that 'understanding' is incomplete

Celebrate your OWN confusion, your OWN uncertainty.
It frees you from rigidity!~
It frees you from the psychological traps that surround Being Right

 "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."
         hearing this, the man was enlightened.

It used to be different. It used to be that people were victims of government propaganda. Today, we're the victims of our own. Anyone with a cause can make up some bullshit infographic that deceptively appeals to the emotions of a whole swath of idiots and the fucking thing will spread like wildfire on every social media platform in existence.

this is the big Power question

in the old days, power was hierarchically distributed - some sovereign had it, and if there was no sovereign, there was no law

then the revolutions came - revolutions are great at decapitating power, when it's concentrated.

then the power reorganized itself to be immune to popular revolution -- we got things like juries and democratic representation. Everybody has access to the market. Later, everybody can talk on the internet. The power was distributed to you and me. Which makes it immune to decapitation - to move power somewhere else, you have to break a lot of things that are protected for good reasons.

The world is made of groups, so you can't do much on your own. The individual is just a drop of water in the ocean.

But you can become part of a larger group, a wave, and create the momentum

whatever that means

What place does a Discordian have in this Brave New World?

it's not my place to say what Discordians' place is. There are a lot of 'suggestions' in the lit. We have this great fictional backstory which positions us as revolutionaries and harbingers and dancers of the Strange Times. (But now - revolution probably isn't what we used to think it was.) Some of lot of our spiritual heritage is a western iteration of the rinzai-school. Grand and Glory Old Discordjia's like a gnostic calling - it's your experience, it's not for me to say you're right or wrong.

I think the place is

to think about your relationship to the Chaos,
what you want it to be,
where you want to be in it...

to recognize what's real but actually fake
to see what's fake that's actually real

to let the transformative alchemy of laughter work on us, through us,
and then offer it up as sacrament in communion

take, eat,
this is my cat's penis

Bring and Brag / Deliver Me From Cool
« on: September 05, 2017, 04:26:00 pm »

Deliver me from Cool, from Cred, from Consensus

Deliver me from Slang, from Trends, from Hipness

Deliver me from the app everybody is using

Deliver me from the transcendental festival experience

Deliver me from New York--that shining city on the hill where dreams come true in movies

Deliver me from that thing on netflix thatís SO GOOD, you HAVE to watch it, itís AMAZING

Deliver me from Brooklyn, the beating heart of young and hot

Delver me from whatís going on this weekend, the primal chase of fox and hound

Deliver me from the dash, the feed, the stream

Deliver me from The Scene, from speaking in tongues, from stigmata

Deliver me from alchemical youth

Deliver me from the eroding fertile mud of the ravenous riverbank, that Jordan where we dredge up and baptize

Deliver me from grave robbing sepia-junkies and the Frankenstein monsters they build from childhood like block busting golems

From the magnetic congregation and the holy grail which connects cool and earth, please liberate me

From the tyrants and priests of power, please liberate me

For my profane alien heart, please liberate me

PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.

Fuck it. I'm starting a death cult

If anybody wants in, let me know. We're gonna off ourselves at the same time on a Monday. Why Monday? So we can get in a good weekend before the finale. 

The only rule is that you have to kill yourself in a way that nobody's ever heard of. When people find our bodies, it'll really make their day.

So here's how I'm gonna go ---

I'm gonna glue living field mice all over my naked body, and then lay down in a room full of hungry eagles.

Bring and Brag / Re: A thing called "I"
« on: September 04, 2017, 02:27:32 pm »
How do I tell which is which?
If it courts belief then it's usually made up bullshit.

I'm struggling with this part

if it courts belief

it's made-up BS

I'm not sure, like, by "court belief" are we talking about things that seek "believers"?

climate change - the concept is made up, we made it up to explain what's going on

round earthers - always trying to convert people

can something be made-up BS but also True?

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