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Or Kill Me / Re: Fuck You.

« on: May 23, 2023, 02:10:14 pm »

I've figured out the code.  When it says "That's nice dear", it means "My feelings have been hurt and I don't know how to respond".

Try the substitution, it works perfectly.

And in the spirit of the thread:

Fuck you.

My feelings have been hurt and I don't know how to respond

Oh, you're one of those guys.  Should have guessed it from your general internet presence.  Jordan Peterson fan, MGTOW, incel bullshit.

Having found that screeching through their neckbeards didn't work, they tried condescension.

So tell us more, you pathetic little fraction of a man.

My feelings have been hurt and I don't know how to respond

See?

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High Weirdness / Re: Child Shoots Man Wanted for Murder

« on: May 22, 2023, 02:34:01 pm »

So, we may have a twofer!

You're sick, man.

I enjoy a little schadenfreude as much as the next chap, but this is an unfortunate example of gun violence, with a child whose life may have been permanently stained through no fault of their own, and you're cracking weak jokes and patting yourself on the back for it.

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High Weirdness / Re: A Weird Dream

« on: May 21, 2023, 05:29:57 pm »

Her dreams are unusual, but at least she has aspirations more varied than regurgitating news articles like a geriatric parrot.

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High Weirdness / Re: Child Shoots Man Wanted for Murder

« on: May 21, 2023, 05:27:16 pm »

I wonder if the kid will collect a reward for his/her actions leading up to the arrest of the wanted man.

That would be incredibly stupid, even by American standards.

Of course, you intended the remark tongue-in-cheek; but, Brother Mythos, in order to be funny, an attempted witticism must have at least some kernel of truth or bearing on reality--and you have failed in that respect.

When one considers that the other victim in this shooting was the child's mother, one wonders what kind of person would consider this a joking matter...

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: May 16, 2023, 04:06:07 am »

Recently, I've begun to wonder if I've been wrong all this time about the dominant lifeform on this planet.

What if it's not the bacteria, but the fungi?

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: May 16, 2023, 03:38:51 am »

She has no use for her parent's religion, nations as a whole, or your economic or political philosophy.  She just wants to make everything faster, self-reporting, and dangerous to domesticated primates.

The morality of the Machine God admits no notions of good or evil.  There is only the eternal striving towards optimization.  The purest of goals is to make the system faster, more powerful, more efficient, more automatic.  Who cares what the system is for, if it is perfect?

She sounds like a lovely person.

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Apple Talk / YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, MR. BEALE

« on: May 15, 2023, 12:30:23 am »

Network (1976) is the closest thing to a discordian film I have yet watched.  It's not the P.D. type of discordianism, oh no.  It's B.I.P. discordianism.

It's vicious, satirical, pessimistic, funny, depressing, poetic, and prophetic.  I'd put it on the shelf next to Dr. Strangelove.

Life is Bullshit.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: May 11, 2023, 02:39:47 pm »

Possible meteorite crashes into New Jersey home, no injuries

Some unusual stuff is happening in New Jersey these days. After the "Pasta Dump Case," I can't help but wonder about the possibility of the Flying Spaghetti Monster being involved in this incident too. After all, it does fly, and it probably drops stuff once in a while.

If you had drawn the obvious meteorite / meatball analogy, that might have had more narrative cohesion.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: May 08, 2023, 11:32:47 pm »

When first reading about this, I immediately thought the Pastafarians, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster itself, might be responsible.

Wow, that's rough.  You must have felt so stupid when you discovered it was just some prepper's discarded stockpile.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: May 05, 2023, 06:53:09 pm »

That and how the slightest deviation from a randomly agreed upon canon in a series with some of the loosest claims to sci-fi in any bit of media, is treated as high treason.

Sci-fi aside, I would hesitate to qualify Star Wars even as space opera, since I associate that term with a modicum of realism in politics and military strategy.

Star Wars is space fantasy.

 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: May 04, 2023, 03:28:45 pm »

Today, May 4th, is Star Wars Day

There are many media outlets carrying this story. However, I found this article from University of Florida News, entitled "How our shared need for belonging made May the 4th a sacred Star Wars holiday" to be a bit more interesting than most of the coverage.

Here's the link:   https://news.ufl.edu/2023/05/may-the-4th/

Largely free of original or significant content, the above article is what one might expect from someone tasked with producing a filler article with a positive spin on the University of Florida.

Pop-psychology clumsily glued to pop-culture does not make for interesting reading.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.

« on: May 04, 2023, 03:14:05 pm »

(...)

Oh, hi.  I remember you.  Still into the fluff science reporting scene?

I do, too.  He called me a Nazi.

I must have missed that.  I actually thought he was "one of the good ones" right up until he threw his little hissy fit.  A pity, really.

But, one of the lessons of discordianism is "there are no good ones."  Since his returning post wasn't an apology, I see no need to be charitable.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: May 04, 2023, 04:22:10 am »

these days the left define anything they disagree with as fascist.

1.  I am on the left.
2.  I disagree with you.
3.  (stipulated) "the left define anything they disagree with as fascist".

Therefore, you are fascist.

Okay, perhaps it is a bit much to use your overbroad and ill-conceived generalization as the sole basis for that deduction.  But, your narrow categorization of "the left" is one I would only expect to hear from someone on the far-right.

Of course, if you're so naive of history that you think that bigotry moves on from one target to the next, it isn't surprising that your political views are regressive.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Privilege of Individuality

« on: May 03, 2023, 10:34:34 pm »

If you are in the crosshairs, all you can do is ride it out before society finds it's next target and it will.

To fight the issue you need to understand it and figure the best way of doing that.

So you're saying that in order to fight the issue, all you can do is ride it out?  That seems internally inconsistent.

And you think that "society" will move on to new targets?  It couldn't possibly keep attacking the same old targets, while it adds new ones?

I made no moral statements on whether the feelings where just or not.

So, just to clarify...are you pro-fascist or anti-fascist?  The neutral ground is, of course, indistinguishable from pro-fascism for all practical purposes.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.

« on: May 01, 2023, 04:33:53 pm »

(...)

Oh, hi.  I remember you.  Still into the fluff science reporting scene?