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TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
March 07, 2022, 06:37:43 PM
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED
January 30, 2015, 05:57:25 PMQuote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on January 30, 2015, 10:12:22 AM
Just to clarify, "OPEN BAR" means "place to shout out random shit that's going in your life," right?
Actually, OPEN BAR is where my followers come to worship me.
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Apple Talk / Re: On the anniversary of her birth, I show you the future of AMERICA!
July 09, 2014, 03:31:27 AM
The next time there's a school shooting, I'm blaming this video.
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Apple Talk / Re: Dear Open Bar,
May 04, 2014, 07:59:04 PMQuote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
Why is there only one of you?
#6
Apple Talk / Re: BRING BACK THE FLUFF
April 12, 2012, 08:06:27 PMQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 12, 2012, 08:00:04 PM
OB! I missed ya, pal. Where's the scrid at?
Last I heard he was at Richter's place creating a holy mess. It was only a matter of time before he was dumped at the City Limits with a couple of bucks and a prosthetic thumb.
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Apple Talk / Re: A Few Words on Butthurt
April 12, 2012, 06:46:22 PM #8
Apple Talk / Re: BRING BACK THE FLUFF
April 12, 2012, 06:23:27 PMQuote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2012, 06:21:04 PM
He returns!
Yup. Just like Jesus ('cept with pretzels and cocktail napkins)
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Apple Talk / Re: Dangers of Modern Living A-Z
May 06, 2010, 07:08:47 PMQuote from: MMIX on May 06, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
J is for
Jesus is in your bedroom - yes, we now have ChristianSexShops . . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2010/may/04/christian-sex-toys
and don't worry girls, because Jebus knows where your G-spot is . . .
and if you pray hard enough he might tell your SO
How did you post this and not reference the SECOND COMING?
#12
Or Kill Me / Re: St. Hugh's Rant # 7: The sound of one hand slapping
May 06, 2010, 06:44:16 PMQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 08, 2003, 09:52:28 AM
RANT#7: The Upstart of One Hand Clapping
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'M LIKE A REALLY DEEP BUDDHIST GUY NOW THAT I'M NOT A FLUFFY WICCAN BUT I STILL THINK THE IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY ARE AN OK BUNCH OF GUYS. NO RLY. ASK ME ANYTHING
PS STABBITY TEQUILA GOATFUCK
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Apple Talk / Re: Mangrove, RIP
May 06, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
Things you didn't know about Mangrove that were secret but now revealed in light of his recent passing.
1) He wasn't an expert on jazz. In actuality,he owned one Acker Bilk album on 8 track tape.
2) He told people he listened to Sonic Youth to sound cool. (see above)
3) In spite of his intricate (eg: boring) posts about the Qabalah and the numerical permutations of Gematria, he was horrible at math. In fact, his level of numeracy would embarrass even the most brain dead check out clerk.
4) He secretly hoped to be cast in a hit sit-com.
5) He told people his favorite book was 'Ulysses' by James Joyce. In fact, his favorite reading material was Archie Comics. Furthermore, he always had a thing for Betty Cooper.
1) He wasn't an expert on jazz. In actuality,he owned one Acker Bilk album on 8 track tape.
2) He told people he listened to Sonic Youth to sound cool. (see above)
3) In spite of his intricate (eg: boring) posts about the Qabalah and the numerical permutations of Gematria, he was horrible at math. In fact, his level of numeracy would embarrass even the most brain dead check out clerk.
4) He secretly hoped to be cast in a hit sit-com.
5) He told people his favorite book was 'Ulysses' by James Joyce. In fact, his favorite reading material was Archie Comics. Furthermore, he always had a thing for Betty Cooper.
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Nook wtfpwn-l33th4x0r3d for free web browsing on AT&T's networks
April 30, 2010, 03:29:45 PM
Imposting on the. Nook drinkin coffeee where is scrid
