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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: November 17, 2023, 07:46:09 pm »
I'm around vaguely, I just havent much interesting to say: a 3 year old an a 1 year old to keep me busy
News:
Endorsement: "I could go so far as to say they simply use Discordianism as a mechanism for causing havoc, and an excuse for mischief."
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Principia Discussion / Re: The Cabal of Stupid Thudlandians
« on: November 02, 2023, 06:56:54 pm »
What do I need to do to join your exclusive cabal, I'm stupid so I'm hoping I'm a shooin
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 03, 2023, 01:48:27 pm »
Same crowd quiet on hormone beef and that most meat is pumped with IV antibiotics month after month before it ever hits your plate
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Apple Talk / Re: communing with Eris: An Epiphany
« on: September 05, 2023, 08:34:54 am »
The edge is so sharp it tore open a portal in the space time continuem and escaped 2005
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: August 27, 2023, 11:18:21 pm »
Peincipiadiscordia.com specifically. I'm not sure who manages that because it's not affiliated.
Let me know if they ever cause trouble
Let me know if they ever cause trouble
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Antinatalism is the hammer of Eris
« on: August 16, 2023, 11:53:50 pm »
Antinatalism is a byproduct of the machine.
The average age for people to move out is 25.
Those who do go into 3rd level education tend to need to do at least 5 years, masters expectancy.
Most emerge from college with some kind of debt that even if nothing else will hinder them from getting a mortgage or delay them in getting a home.
The optimal age for a woman to have a child is 20-25. The percentage chance is in steady decline from that point on. 35 is what's called a geriatric pregnancy.
People aren't having less kids as a fuck you to the machine, "we will depopulation you", they are having less kids because they don't have a choice.
The average age for people to move out is 25.
Those who do go into 3rd level education tend to need to do at least 5 years, masters expectancy.
Most emerge from college with some kind of debt that even if nothing else will hinder them from getting a mortgage or delay them in getting a home.
The optimal age for a woman to have a child is 20-25. The percentage chance is in steady decline from that point on. 35 is what's called a geriatric pregnancy.
People aren't having less kids as a fuck you to the machine, "we will depopulation you", they are having less kids because they don't have a choice.
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Propaganda Depository / Re: Self-Attribution Licence is now a thing!
« on: August 11, 2023, 11:36:36 pm »This was my idea
It's still dumb, so don't feel ripped off.
I was making fun of the idea, it's terrible
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: August 10, 2023, 06:46:13 pm »
These are awful
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Propaganda Depository / Re: Self-Attribution Licence is now a thing!
« on: August 08, 2023, 10:47:16 pm »
This was my idea
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: July 18, 2023, 08:16:37 pm »
Your typo was a far more interesting story, disappointed now
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: June 26, 2023, 11:17:13 pm »
Its with news like that that I wish cain was still about
Speculation abounds:
The reddit mill is saying its because putin was able to threaten a large number of Warner troops families as leverage to turn away.
The pardon is needed so they don't change their mind, and because Russia still actually need them to bolster a largely green army with experienced fighters
Speculation abounds:
The reddit mill is saying its because putin was able to threaten a large number of Warner troops families as leverage to turn away.
The pardon is needed so they don't change their mind, and because Russia still actually need them to bolster a largely green army with experienced fighters
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Principia Discussion / Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« on: May 23, 2023, 11:13:55 pm »
It's been 19 years and this thread still smells of patchouli
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High Weirdness / Re: A Weird Dream
« on: May 18, 2023, 12:06:18 am »
We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, now grandmamma, this Mamushka is for you.
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Apple Talk / Re: Film Flam
« on: May 16, 2023, 11:32:27 pm »
New evil dead film is basically a sequel to the Robin Williams jumanji and I love it
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: May 08, 2023, 09:31:57 am »
It's even worse knowing Andrew was skulking around at this