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#62
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2021, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 21, 2021, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2021, 03:32:28 AM
Just had news about Verthaine, though.  He's doing well.


wait --- for real???

I've tried to look him up a few times, but since nobody'd heard from him since Katrina, most of us assumed the worst... he's still kickin' though?? that's incredibly good to hear.

He is The Wizard Joseph's landlord.

Small world.


OK, fine. Now I believe in miracles.


Seriously, that's incredible, really warms my heart.
#63
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
September 25, 2021, 06:34:02 PM
Quote from: altered on September 25, 2021, 05:45:00 PM
Wait, you aren't real and this is a solipsistic hellhole? But that would mean...

Oh goddamn it. I'm the demiurge of the universe AGAIN??? This shit is getting OLD. Let me out of my own head, you pieces of shit!

So this is all your fault? OK that kinda checks out. Hey maybe turn up the heat on Tuscon, for a laugh. And please reimagine me as a cyborg.
#64
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
September 24, 2021, 03:53:21 PM
I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character
#65
Apple Talk / Re: parenting advice
September 21, 2021, 06:26:28 PM
I've been a father for about a month now, and this is what I've learnedzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#66
Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?
September 21, 2021, 06:25:46 PM

It blows my mind that people don't just continue to haunt their old online forums, indefinitely.

we joke about the chronic trolls who have been obssessed with this place for 15 years--get a life, right? and yet, here we are

:taco:
#67
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2021, 03:32:28 AM
Just had news about Verthaine, though.  He's doing well.


wait --- for real???

I've tried to look him up a few times, but since nobody'd heard from him since Katrina, most of us assumed the worst... he's still kickin' though?? that's incredibly good to hear.
#68
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
September 21, 2021, 06:18:17 PM
what do u like better cake or pie???????????????????????

THE ULTIMATE FORUM THREAD




ps I win
#69
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
September 06, 2021, 09:31:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 06, 2021, 08:51:05 PM
tiktok makes me feel like despite being active online since the early 2000's nothing prepared me for what the internet would turn into

:potd:
#70
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
September 06, 2021, 05:08:19 PM
I can't handle tiktok...

like, I could easily watch a full hour of 6-second vines and feel like no time has passed. TikTok does that, but is better at it. Consuming 20 minutes of TikTok feels like eating a whole bag of doritos in one sitting. Tastes good but makes me feel bad.

Oh, and that fad where people lipsync to some audio clip while making OVER THE TOP FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, it's like nails on chalkboard to me.
#71
Apple Talk / Re: Cram! fuck's sake!
September 05, 2021, 06:20:05 PM
 :lulz:

kinda brilliant how you can change a problem into a prize by calling it a "contest"

Quotewinners of the permits will be required to take in at least 20 goats and not more than 50

Hey Rog, you wanna send me your address?? uh, totally unrelated to this post


(also, I gotta hand it to you for somehow finding a goat-related article that people haven't linked me to 6000 times already)
#72
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
September 05, 2021, 06:16:26 PM
don't sweat it, nobody on facebook is real anyway, it's basically 99.999% bots, including me

You may be asking - how was a bot posting on this forum 15+ years ago?


the answer is:

it's easy to simulate stupid people
#73
Apple Talk / The "Dead Internet" theory
August 31, 2021, 10:06:14 PM
Remember when conspiracy theory was FUN?

Here's my new favorite wackadoo belief system:

The "Dead Internet" theory:

The internet is mostly abandoned. Most of the content you see is bot-generated. Bots talking to bots.


here's an Atlantic writer going  :lulz: about it:
https://archive.ph/mMOI2


here's one of the likely solid parts:
https://archive.ph/KsdBZ

#74
Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
August 21, 2021, 02:30:56 PM
#75
Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
August 18, 2021, 01:03:43 AM
I will file this in the goat image archive!



BTW I'm at the hospital with the wife now... baby's on the way! we've been here for about 30 hours, but we're getting close to showtime.