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Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 4 - principia discordia

« on: October 26, 2005, 04:26:19 pm »

principia discordia and principiadiscordia.com issues

1. the principia discordia
the principia discordia is a cute book and can provide material to people who seek to defend themselves from the world intellectually

as such
it also presents ideas that people can align themselves with and create some sort of communal feeling about

2. real discordians
my two cents (which are prolly just blank pieces of copper) on the 'real discordian' issue is that a real discordian is either
a) somebody who actually wants to be called a real discordian
or
b) somebody who doesnt want to be called a real discordian but is a real discordian by somebody elses definition

my definition of a real discordian is unclear but it would likely have something to do with discord

3. alternate accounts
a) alternate accounts for the purpose of ruining the internet-entertainment-experience for others is good
b) alternate accounts for any other purpose such as
-having fun
-being cute
-being bored and having nothing else to do
-because everybody else is doing it
-because it represents a different yang of your yin
-or any other unexplainable reason
is not good and will likely result in an unexpectedly severe punishment

4. discordians vs. subgenius (pl)
the appearance of discord and discordians is SUGGESTIVE of the end of 'society'
the appearance of subgenius(pl) REPRESENT the end of 'society'

discordians loosen it up and get it moist
subgenius(pl) slip it in

it makes sense that they both made their appearance at around the same time

it wouldnt make sense for the subgenius to wait

once discordians are done their job
they are no longer needed

but
all efforts are appreciated

2057

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Epistle #4: To the Riff-Raff

« on: October 18, 2005, 07:52:11 pm »

i was too dumb at the beginning for anybody to even bother thinking i was an alternate account

2058

Or Kill Me / The discordian overview on the afterlife.

« on: October 18, 2005, 12:45:45 pm »

death = hoax

2059

Or Kill Me / Save Our Scrids!

« on: October 11, 2005, 12:15:43 am »

It showed up once, then disappeared. Odd.

sort of like god


but the bastard didnt disappear

i know he is hiding around here somewhere

2060

Or Kill Me / Throwing down the gauntlet

« on: October 10, 2005, 11:36:23 pm »

fuck

is that why i keep getting PMs about 'free vacations'?

2061

Or Kill Me / Throwing down the gauntlet

« on: October 10, 2005, 11:11:37 pm »

this is the greatest board in internet history

all the other ones seem to have some sort of 'manners' or something



this place is off the hook

2062

Or Kill Me / Millions of Screaming Yahoos #17: The New Guy.

« on: October 10, 2005, 02:09:06 pm »

i still hate good writing

2063

Or Kill Me / Goodbye.

« on: October 08, 2005, 05:43:32 pm »

i dont know what it is about watermelon

2064

Or Kill Me / Goodbye.

« on: October 08, 2005, 05:26:02 pm »

is there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?

or any other fruit?
(watermelon)

2065

Or Kill Me / Goodbye.

« on: October 08, 2005, 05:25:38 pm »

is there a course of action i can take which will result in me fucking a giant apple?

2066

Or Kill Me / Goodbye.

« on: October 08, 2005, 03:24:31 pm »

when am i gonna get recruited?




i am starting to feel left out

2067

Or Kill Me / Goodbye.

« on: October 08, 2005, 03:03:21 pm »

can somebody remind me what is wrong with this message board again?

2068

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Rant #8: Stand up or shut up.

« on: October 07, 2005, 03:15:53 pm »

cannons

FIRE


ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

2069

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Rant #8: Stand up or shut up.

« on: October 07, 2005, 01:47:23 pm »

another good reason to let it all out is that sometimes you forget


i had a whole bunch of witty remarks about 'real discordians'

but
now i find myself focussing more on post season baseball and a possible stint in the shit-hole than the 'real discordian' issue


i cant even remember what the fuck i was gonna say

2070

Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.

« on: October 07, 2005, 01:44:48 pm »

i didnt see anything in here about romantic connections

i thought i was promised that when i signed up?



dont i at least get access to an 'adult oriented' website?