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Or Kill Me / Re: The Honest Politician
« on: June 17, 2011, 03:54:58 pm »
An honest show concept:  America's Next Top Senator

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Upon only light research I'll consider further comparisons to this Ben Mack a very flattering compliment.

Neat interview I found: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6757990819784402795#

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Don't know who this Ben Mack fella is, but Google is teaching me as I type!  After a public rant performance someone told me I sounded like Bill Hicks.  Didn't know who he was at the time either.  I sure do now though.  Thank Whomever for the transistor and it's ability to make forgotten events kept in dusty storage rooms on tape potentially viral again.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: TGRR Podcasts
« on: June 17, 2011, 03:21:03 pm »
I need to get back on these.

They're nuts! Excellent, I encourage you to not only get back on them, but to polish, expand, and expose them to the public! 

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Audioautoerotica
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:31:09 pm »
Also what is NSFW?
         

Not Suitable For Work.

A lot of us surf this forum from work.  If it's likely to get us in the shit with our bosses, label it.
Will do! Mostly going to post Audio here.  It won't likely be very vulgar(not a strong part of my nature), but you may wish to keep certain folks out of the loop. Also I make & post the files myself so they should be clean as loaded from the links I put from here to my site.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Audioautoerotica
« on: June 17, 2011, 02:16:03 pm »
No actually the audio you hear will not be terribly sexual for the most part.  I've got a plan to make the industry more entertaining, but would rather expand the market than fight for everyone else's share.  that means breaking into middle-america.  The overtly graphic stuff just doesn't sell.  But this is my personal creative art, so I'm keeping it PG-13, but if there was an ontological rating system I'm hoping they would rate me like   OP: Ontological Prick: This material deemed unsuitable for conscious beings everywhere. It contains speculation, graphic philosophical violence, and nonsensical interludes. May not be suitable for children or livestock.

 Also what is NSFW?
I'm guessing at this point that everything you post will be "erotica" in some way or another?

If you must, remember to label links NSFW, if that's what they are.
                   

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I'm not really pretending Eris is anything but the worst thing that never happened to me.  I'm also immovable on the prettiness thing.

Who cares?  It is what it is.  I mean, if you're into geriatric psycho porn, more power to you.

Actually the age joke is one of my favorites.  You see for the biz I'm setting up I'm going to build a mythology into my marketing.  A tale that I'm not gonna spill all at once here, but essentially a mishmash if various theistic and non theistic mythoi.  I'm going to paint a world not just darker but less meaningful and then make it funny.  I'm going to use alot of thematic elements from Discordianism, Gamer culture, Classical Greece & Rome, Monotheism, Polytheism, Paulytheism, Fraternal Orders, or whatever else and paint it against a background of normalcy and despair.  Give it a little time and I'll show you, cause it's not like it's the end of the world or anything :fnord:

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How'd that work out for you, old boy?
    /
 :judge:


It's fun so far.  Gotta say that post scared the giblets out of my pet chicken, all of it true.  I guess you guys get enough fresh new Eris lovers in here full of this Principia Discordia thing and with a fresh copy of the Illuminatus! trilogy.  I'll bet some of them were super normalized before exposure.  I think it's like when a hardcore and talented sinner converts to Islam or Christianity (few convert to Judaism but I know @least 1).  Even other people in their faith can find them too much.  The big difference is that you guys seem to have no real inhibitions about bursting (through prick or over-inflation) their balloon.  Please bear for a moment that I'm not one of those types.  I like to use nonsense as somthing of a seasoning or surreptitious poison.

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There, some of you guys like fives.  That's good.  I don't feel a need to keep it up to some multiple.


wut

Sorry, I felt like trying to give (at least to me) more entertaining and perhaps less bluntly dark perspectives on Eris than supplied Alty.  Not that it(or any thing) was necessary, but I enjoyed the exercise.   I stopped at five because that's when I thought it was good.  There is no accounting for taste though!

Well, I guess as a creative writing excersize, it was all right.  But you might notice around here, we don't yap on and on about LAWLof5, or speak incoherently, or pretend (to a greater extent) that Eris is anything other than a huge bitch, who prefers fucking your shit to playing harmless pranks while you watch.


I'm not really pretending Eris is anything but the worst thing that never happened to me.  I'm also immovable on the prettiness thing.  I set up this thread to occasionally post ranty characterizations. They will have vague disclaimers similar to the first post.  My more sincere stuff will actually be over on this other thread. http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29485.0

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Audioautoerotica
« on: June 17, 2011, 01:24:20 pm »
Thanks.  I've found the process of learning to improv in front of people to be just about the most difficult thing I ever did. My first rants years ago were wild and nearly incoherent. I still got applause, but I think that had more to do with the nuts involved than whatever It was I said.
I'm really new to these forums, but I do get a little inspired by some of you folks and your posts.  I encourage you all to find open events and use that to expose the masses to whatever memebombs you want!  It's not easy at first, but eventually you'll find people absorb and adapt very quickly to info presented in context of what is basically a church or club-like environment. 

Will keep posting new ones weekly and when I get the time will convert some of my older no-audience rants (and perhaps make some new ones for you-all)

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Propaganda Depository / Audioautoerotica
« on: June 17, 2011, 05:12:59 am »
Reality Advisory: In this particular thread I'd like to be more sincere and tell you my real opinions about artwork and it's place in things.  Be advised that I'm no wizard and though I may portray myself outrageously from time to time the point on this thread is to display my real feelings and opinions and artwork.


Greetings.  I'm sure you've heard it all before from self obsessed maniacs, but do they always say it with style?  I like to think I do, but it's the audiences that I really love to impress, not necessarily always myself.  I've taken to public ranting at open mike events and refined it into a topical series of public rants that are still going on at quiet cafes and not so quiet bars here in my home state.  

I am setting up a business site and posting these on it as I build up towards a grand opening party.  I thought I'd spare you the trouble of going all the way to my site just to hear my B.S. but some folks seem to like it.  I guess that's why I wanna post it here.  I just want to know if some of you react strongly.


I, Us, Them: Insanity


I, Us, Them: Fear


I, Us, Them: Secrecy


I, Us, Them: Patience


I, Us, Them: Creativity

I'll be keeping up with this thread pretty frequently and posting new rants close to weekly.

Peace,
Joe




Edited to re-direct links to Kiwi6.com   You may need to refresh the screen if Kiwi6 lags and says it's buffering for too long.

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There, some of you guys like fives.  That's good.  I don't feel a need to keep it up to some multiple.


wut

Sorry, I felt like trying to give (at least to me) more entertaining and perhaps less bluntly dark perspectives on Eris than supplied Alty.  Not that it(or any thing) was necessary, but I enjoyed the exercise.   I stopped at five because that's when I thought it was good.  There is no accounting for taste though!

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Ah, another mortal soul with a firm grip on the goddess.  Good for you!  I am in agreement, but she is also...

The rainbow from the morning sun on the transmission fluid leaking out of your car.

The hot girl that assures you not only is she legal but disease free that you spend all night hitting on only to see her her run off with some other person and ruin THEIR life.

The moment of synchronized blinkers at the traffic light that distracts you just long enough to get you killed.

The first piss of the morning that forks and gets all over your one-night-stand's bathroom and whatever you're still wearing.

The only interesting thing that's happened in theology since the Baron Samedi broke up with Mama Brigid (just a rumor though)

There, some of you guys like fives.  That's good.  I don't feel a need to keep it up to some multiple.

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Or Kill Me / Re: I used to do xxxxx so now I'm an authority on it...
« on: June 16, 2011, 11:53:07 pm »
Plants don't make you stupid. Neurological decay caused by toxins might. Truths... now they have a way of making with the stupid. A lot.

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I'll let her know you feel that way.  That said, maybe you just need a palate swap?

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