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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: Today at 04:19:57 pm »
I saw marmite in the grocery store, and decided to try a small jar out of curiosity.

I don't think it deserves its ""Love it or hate it" reputation.  It's not soul-searingly awful, but neither does it have anything to recommend it.

It tastes like salt-molasses, with hints of soy sauce and yeast, but mostly it's just salty.

"Marmite:  Technically edible, disappointingly mediocre."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: November 18, 2021, 02:00:00 pm »
Over the last few months i've come to realize that the american left (as opposed to leftist movements elsewhere) is a bunch of useless wankers at best and a bunch of Puritans minus the funny hats at worst. Now the healing can begin.

I was once witness to a discussion between two american leftish types who were ideologically pretty similar.  It amounted to:

A:  The major things we have in common are more important than our differences.  We need to help each other.  We're all in this together.
B:  NO, WE'RE NOT IN THIS TOGETHER.  YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR ME.  YOU'RE ERASING MY IDENTITY.
B:  I'VE ADDED YOU TO MY BLOCKLIST.


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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: November 16, 2021, 02:41:19 pm »
My name plate on my office has been replaced with "Gerald Ford".

My little Norton is growing up.  :( 

This doesn't mean horrible retribution won't apply.

Truly, disproportionate response is a moral imperative, and of inestimable value in the edification of the youth.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: November 08, 2021, 02:20:59 am »
Aww.  Are you all still playing this cute little forum game, pretending that any of you have a snowflake's chance of winning?

That's adorable.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: November 08, 2021, 02:12:55 am »
A moose broke through a window into a Saskatoon elementary school, once again demonstrating that this region is unsuited for human habitation.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/moose-crash-sylvia-fedoruk-school-1.6237194

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Tales of the San Francisco Cacophony Society
« on: November 02, 2021, 04:30:39 pm »
Hello my name is Alfred Satanis and I am a sorceror.

If you'd like to buy my Devil worship course I'm offering a discount today only 3 million dollars
I'm even going to throw in a complementary Mao pin to the first 1 patrons!
How much is it discounted from?
I need to know how much money I'm saving before I can decide if this is a good price or not.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: November 02, 2021, 01:57:40 pm »
TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS.
I shall prepare the popcorn.

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: October 29, 2021, 02:50:51 pm »
Has the party migrated elsewhere? All the links to discordia books are broken, any leads?

Naw, Discordia hates each other and fucked off to Facebook.   :lulz:

Except for me.  Facebook won't let me join.  :cry:

So, here I sit, all alone, refreshing the forum endlessly, hoping that someday everyone will come back.

...well, maybe not everyone.

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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« on: October 21, 2021, 02:37:21 pm »
7:30

Hello, Hirley.

I hope everything's going well.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: October 13, 2021, 04:10:54 pm »
I find it difficult to express my rage at this turn of events.
Hate always finds a way.

Does the dissolution of the company release you from any NDAs that have heretofore prevented you from discussing the sordid details of said DEFF ROBOTS?

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I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

Oops, too late.

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There is practically nothing around here available for purchase using cryptocurrency.  The idea that cryptocurrency will supplant government-issued currency within two years is highly dubious.

That's what changes around june/july.
What changes, exactly?  I've already asked you for a testable prediction.

I guess I missed it, whatever it was.

"The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once."
                -- Jane Bryant Quinn

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Here's a rant by Wendy Molyneux.  Someone send her a pope card, she's got style.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-fucking-god-get-the-fucking-vaccine-already-you-fucking-fucks

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: September 30, 2021, 01:51:23 am »
Lockdowns in Britain have evidently caused a rat problem.

Toilet rats! Vermin are all over Britain – and they’re climbing up our waste pipes.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: September 25, 2021, 02:54:32 pm »
I can't believe the commander is a real guy and not some kinda wacky online character

I have a theory that there is only one real person in the world, and everyone else is a simulation.

I'm not the real one, obviously; I have no existence beyond the lines you're reading on the screen in front of you.

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