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you sound like spags!!
Principia Discussion / Re: The Barstool Experiment
August 14, 2023, 03:02:37 PM
A young man went to his Rabbi and said, "I have lost Faith."

"So," said the Rabbi, "and how did you lose Faith?"

"I studied Logic at the university," said the young man, "and I found out that you can prove either side of any case if you're clever enough."

"Indeed," said the Rabbi. "Can you prove that you have no nose?"

"Certainly," said the student. "To begin with —"

But at this point the Rabbi punched him hard right on the nose. "What hurts?" the Rabbi asked solicitously.

~ "Cosmic Trigger", Robert Anton Wilson
I liked it too. I am glad they went for Guardians of the Galaxy and not LotR.

I thought the dragon was interesting. It's like.. the movie is called Dungeons and Dragons, so if it doesn't have a dragon in it, it fails -- so they had to cram one in there. And then, how do they do it?? Do they try to outdo Smough? scary red dragon has been done in so many films...

they chose a new visual direction, made it chubby. I thought that was clever! Hadn't seen a fat dragon fight in a movie before.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2023, 08:46:02 PM
Next month, this bar thread will have been open for 3 years.

its pretty weird that scrid is still serving beer to people via drivethrough window

I mean, it's 2023, they can just come in and sit down

and we don't even have a drivethrough window--scrid is handing full beers to people at the McDonald's drivethrough
Principia Discussion / Re: Eris in classical art
June 14, 2023, 10:08:58 PM
This thread is a treasure.
Principia Discussion / Re: best fishing sunglasses
June 14, 2023, 10:07:17 PM
polyatheism, yes, I believe there are multiple nothings

and I adhere to several forms of disbelief
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:19:15 PM

Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 AM
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"

I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM
Both were fun, but the D&D movie was better than the Mario movie.

That is all.
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
May 04, 2023, 05:02:57 PM

sheesh, its an overgrown pop-culture entertainment brand

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: SKYRIM
May 02, 2023, 08:09:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 01, 2023, 08:16:50 AM
Someday I will play skywind and it will be amazing.

Well done cram for predicting the next 12 years for elder scrolls, probably see a new gta before es6

I have a skyrim game I occasionally fire up when I'm super bored

basically decided to play a feral orc that treats cities as a dungeon, and is trying to kill the entire killable population of every town. I use a cleared dungeon as my "residence".

its... not as hard as I expected.

But I wish I had one of those goblin staves from Oblivion.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:47:09 AM
9.  Weapons are not made for wars, wars are made for weapons.


I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.

"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"

these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged
I think I am stuck in the early phases. I keep oscillating back and forth between existing and not existing, but it's going so goddamn fast that the little mites and microbes that live on my skin are getting thrown off like one of those spinny things at the playground. We're grasping at straws to break the camel's back and all I've got is attitude. The folks at the park think I'm weird. But I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL.
Quote from: Baga Yaga Bitch Lady on January 29, 2023, 04:35:14 AM
/reserves everything.

Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?

And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things?  Like, cats like you extra, now?  That's the best powerup.

I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.

Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around?  Fucking thing where is it...

I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.

oh no no no

if my Limbus system is God, then god truly is an ad obsessed crazy woman

which would explain why she revealed herself to Lord Omar while he was watching TV, and then vanished into an aspirin commercial

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 29, 2023, 06:56:20 AM
She's right, you know.  We exist only to knock people out of satori, in our efforts to placate the fiendish Cramulus.

Old Dok Howl is a master of lin-ji's fly whisk, but in modern times its been reincarnated as a cinderblock with a pipe sticking out of it. If he whacks you in the back of your head while you're meditating, hold the fuck on to your eyeballs.