Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help
:?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU
ha Lysergic nice one :lol:
that short youtube vid is probably a better way of making the stoner with a paranoid trip a littlebit more relaxed than what I was going to do, which is to explain that
it's going to be fine
mariuana can't kill you or overdose you or whatever, honest, don't worry
you may feel somewhat uncomfortable, but remember IT WILL PASS in a few hours at most
the trick is, get comfortable. relax. notice that you were being all tensed up, and let it go. relax. distract yourself a littlebit, or just allow yourself to doze off for a while, while it wears off.
ah you're probably already feeling better by the time you read this.
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi. You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 04, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi. You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!
failing that, make yourself a nice pot of chai tea.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76ocarter.phtml
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKDvuBfxr4
I didn't know there was a video for that song...
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help
:troll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh35Ue5Y17U
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 04, 2009, 12:08:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 04, 2009, 12:00:39 PM
Eris is telling you to give up pot and take up tai chi. You should listen before...it....GETS......WORSE!!!!
failing that, make yourself a nice pot of chai tea.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help
:lulz: Classic!
great, no one took him seriously
and now he's dead
I hope everybody's learned something today
something about death
and the internet
and marijuana
:pention:
Quote from: Cramulusgreat, no one took him seriously
and now he's dead
I hope everybody's learned something today
something about death
and the internet
and marijuana
Friends don't let friends toke and type?
Or ... :?
Quote from: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
great, no one took him seriously
and now he's dead
I hope everybody's learned something today
something about death
and the internet
and marijuana
Yeah, well, I just learned today that as a prevention practitioner who works for an agency that receives state and federal funds I am covered by CFR 42. So there. :p
Acutally I knew that anyway, but the chicken was scrumptious.
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine
:lulz: No shit.
Quote from: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
great, no one took him seriously
and now he's dead
Good. He was a fuckwit anyway.
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine
:tgrr:
Quote from: Lysergic on May 04, 2009, 09:44:51 AM
:?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU
That is exactly what I thought of when I read the OP. There is a longer version of the tape where he asks about the Redwings score. :lulz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtVAMNivQMk
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine
No it isn't, because you're posting words now instead of weird pictures. You've definitely changed man.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 05, 2009, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine
No it isn't, because you're posting words now instead of weird pictures. You've definitely changed man.
:lol:
still cant believe they got beat by the ducks
Relax. It's just The Fear™.
Relax, don't do it.
And then people wonder why content is down.
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/Hound_Dead2.jpg)
Except, instead of "Shot in Back", "Smoked Marijuana Cigarette"...
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it.
Surely that's Rubys line?
Actually, I think it's Frankie's.
Well, yeah.
But if anyone was gonna be quoting him, I would have thought it would be Ruby.
"RELAX! DON'T DO IT!
(Think of the undertones!)"
\
(http://www.johnnyikon.com/data/articles/2008/12/398/rhydianDM0612_468x663.jpg)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
(http://www.johnnyikon.com/data/articles/2008/12/398/rhydianDM0612_468x663.jpg)
WOAH! :fap:
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 19, 2010, 10:10:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it.
Surely that's Rubys line?
Actually, I think it's Frankie's.
Oh man I forgot about Frankie! Where'd he go anyway?
He DIED, because YOU stopped believing in him.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit
WOAH! :fap:
That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.
Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit
WOAH! :fap:
That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.
Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.
:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC61Bp_dq8U
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit
WOAH! :fap:
That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.
Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.
:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC61Bp_dq8U
Hm. Amazing look, good voice, POOR CHOICE OF SONG FOR HIM.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit
WOAH! :fap:
That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.
Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.
:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC61Bp_dq8U
Hm. Amazing look, good voice, POOR CHOICE OF SONG FOR HIM.
SEQUINS!!!!1!1!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit
WOAH! :fap:
That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.
Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.
:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC61Bp_dq8U
Hm. Amazing look, good voice, POOR CHOICE OF SONG FOR HIM.
SEQUINS!!!!1!1!
SO MANY SEQUINS! I ALMOST ASPLODED WITH DELIGHT AT THE
SPARKLY VAMPIRE GAY HAWTNESS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it.
Surely that's Rubys line?
Actually, I think it's Frankie's.
Well, yeah.
But if anyone was gonna be quoting him, I would have thought it would be Ruby.
"RELAX! DON'T DO IT!
(Think of the undertones!)"
\
(http://www.johnnyikon.com/data/articles/2008/12/398/rhydianDM0612_468x663.jpg)
EDWARD? :fap:
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help
Ok, calm down, take a few deep breaths. What you need to do is slowly make your way into the kitchen. Once you get there, make yourself a peanut butter sandwich. Pour the milk from your refrigerator down the drain. Now, eat that sandwich as fast as you can and everything should be fine.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.
Now those sound interesting.
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.
Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 27, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.
Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.
I don't get it. What I miss? :argh!:
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 27, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.
Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.
I don't get it. What I miss? :argh!:
The Short Bus?