From some fat bald 54-year-old:
QuoteNikola Tesla? I've got a book of his patent filings. Makes interesting reading, mostly.
My real hero is Ben Franklin. Anyone who could pull off being a preeminent scientist and randy enough to impress the royal court of France has got to be worthy of worship.
There is something about your energy that really calls out to me. Ever been tied up and photographed?
Michael
what the christ
Love will find a way.
Look around,
Open your eyes.
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Yeah, it says you're a female.
Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Yeah, it says you're a female.
:mittens:
Horrormirth, though, because it's true. :x
-DC
Recently deleted her OkC cause, srsly, people.
Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Yeah, it says you're a female.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM
From some fat bald 54-year-old:
QuoteNikola Tesla? I've got a book of his patent filings. Makes interesting reading, mostly.
My real hero is Ben Franklin. Anyone who could pull off being a preeminent scientist and randy enough to impress the royal court of France has got to be worthy of worship.
There is something about your energy that really calls out to me. Ever been tied up and photographed?
Michael
:lulz:
That's fucking amazing.
We still gonna do that shared OKCupid troll?
Holy shit, I forgot about this! :lol:
DESPITE (or possibly because of) changing my relationship status to unavailable, I have gotten not one, but two messages from this guy: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AGod4U
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.
Not trying to hook up, but looking for alternative lifestyle friends to get together for a new alternative lifestyle I call Puppy Love. Please √ my profile.
QuoteJust updated my profile to open possibilities to develop friendships that do not have to be potential life partners. Thanks for checking out my profile and please let me know about what you found attractive about me or my vision.
:vom:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Possibly the part where you say you're a pervert.
Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Yeah, it says you're a female.
:lulz:
you're 5'3? :?
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.
So did your pervert end up going wow?
Also Puppy Love? In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.
So did your pervert end up going wow?
Also Puppy Love? In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.
god damnit cain, I was drinking when I read this..
liquid in my lungs didn't stop me from laughing though.
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 10, 2010, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
Possibly the part where you say you're a pervert.
I don't think "pervert" really translates to "I want to bone gross old men", especially since I specifically said I was only interested in men under 45.
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.
So did your pervert end up going wow?
Also Puppy Love? In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.
YES
My inner pervert went "WOW... GROSS! GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GUY."
I can't tell if he's really just now having some kind of midlife sexual awakening and is harmlessly and kind of pathetically earnest about the idea of helping other poor repressed souls, or if he's just a garden-variety creepy predator. That he assumes everyone else is also stuck in some kind of sad, intimidated sexually repressed reality is kind of depressing though.
I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.
Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 07:32:16 PM
I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.
Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.
I will totally favorite you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 07:32:16 PM
I'm going to sign up as an indopagan midget with a glandular disorder, seeking someone with giantism and an open mind.
Just as soon as I'm on a comp with no nannywall.
Holy shit! :fap:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
you're 5'3? :?
Yep!
You look about 5'8+ in your pics. This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 12, 2010, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
you're 5'3? :?
Yep!
You look about 5'8+ in your pics. This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug.
YES! :fap:
It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 06:14:33 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 12, 2010, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
you're 5'3? :?
Yep!
You look about 5'8+ in your pics. This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug.
YES! :fap:
It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.
Nigel is adorably tiny. TINY TINY TINY! <3
it's true, nigel is pocket sized.
I wanted to take her back to the east coast in my pocket.
Her kids can fend for themselves anyway.
:lulz: You guys! :oops:
I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 08:44:54 PM
:lulz: You guys! :oops:
I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.
Do you wear jaunty red hats?
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 12, 2010, 08:46:48 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 08:44:54 PM
:lulz: You guys! :oops:
I make of for my small size with my voracious appetite and needle-like teeth.
Do you wear jaunty red hats?
No. I only have two hats; a brown pimp hat and a cheap sun hat.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 06:14:33 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 12, 2010, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
you're 5'3? :?
Yep!
You look about 5'8+ in your pics. This of course means that when we finally do visit each other you're getting a Lizzayboob2facehug.
YES! :fap:
It's true. I come from a long line of midgets and dwarves.
I give the breast hugs in the south bay area. :fap:
I knew I should have made the detour. :(
UR OWN FAULT
:argh!:
Well you don't look 53!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/StripperClown
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel! Eventually they will FIND YOU!
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel! Eventually they will FIND YOU!
:aaa::1fap:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel! Eventually they will FIND YOU!
:tinfoilhat:
Searching for discordians on OKCupid reveals that a shitload of us are bisexual. Which is pretty cool :mrgreen:
Well, being bisexual means that you're never disappointed when you put your hand down someone's pants.
Now that isn't strictly true. In fact, I'd say it doubles your pool for disappointment/teh horror.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISGjNeBENXw
listen. this is becoming serious.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 15, 2010, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 15, 2010, 08:27:02 AM
you cannot escape from my breasts forever Nigel! Eventually they will FIND YOU!
:tinfoilhat:
I was looking for jiggly boob gifs that were sfw...and found this instead. :lulz:
(http://www.mywebpower.com/graphics/comments//thumbnails/funny_animations/funny_saggy_boob.gif)
Quote from: Commander Remington on October 15, 2010, 11:16:19 PM
Well, being bisexual means that you're never disappointed when you put your hand down someone's pants.
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 15, 2010, 04:40:05 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/StripperClown
QuoteI am a professional stripper clown who is available for both child and adult parties. Whether you want me to make balloon animals and do magic for your bachelorette party, or get down, take it off, and do my sexy dancing for your 8 year old's birthday party; I am the man for the job.
Please tell me this guy is a troll :horrormirth:
:vom:
Nope, now I'm sure :lol:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 16, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 15, 2010, 04:40:05 AM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/StripperClown
QuoteI am a professional stripper clown who is available for both child and adult parties. Whether you want me to make balloon animals and do magic for your bachelorette party, or get down, take it off, and do my sexy dancing for your 8 year old's birthday party; I am the man for the job.
Please tell me this guy is a troll
:vom:
Nope, now I'm sure :lol:
:lulz: He's awesome!
I want to have his bi sexual stripper clown children :lulz:
I need to make another OK Cupid troll account.
I just troll with my regular account, and if my targets respond favorably I ask them out.
I want to try some passive trolling; create an account of a pretty woman with a completely intolerable personality, and then go look at the profiles of a bunch of guys with really low match scores to see how many of them hit on me.
Do eet :lulz:
Is this anyone here?
hxxp://www.okcupid.com/profile/shello97203 :lulz:
Also
hxxp://www.okcupid.com/profile/BettieMachete :lulz:
Something about these two profiles just scream PD.com.
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.
Science is wronge and math is wronge GOD IS EVERYTHING WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR?
Onte internet, OKCupid trolls YUO
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.
Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...
ATTN 30-50SOMETHING MEN IN MY AREA
STOP LISTING YOURSELF AS 25 YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE
Quote from: Phox on October 24, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.
Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...
The torture or the poly chicks?
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 24, 2010, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 24, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
I'm getting matched either cute girls who think torture is ok, or fat bi-sexual women that want to be poly.
Tell me how you are doing that! I'd sign up for that...
The torture or the poly chicks?
Both. :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
ATTN 30-50SOMETHING MEN IN MY AREA
STOP LISTING YOURSELF AS 25 YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE
:vom:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 24, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
not me.
and WHY are all the guys they match me with UGLY, FAT, OLD(forme), or a general LOZER????
:x
Apparently, OKCupid thinks you deserve a bit of PUNISHMENT SEX.
I am working on my troll profile. http://www.okcupid.com/profile
I need ideas to give this girl the most unappealing personality possible.
Hahaha wow, she doesn't even have a personality yet and she's getting hit on left and right... I have to figure out the funniest angle to play this from.
Your link goes to "profile" btw, not a specific account. So we can't no see it.
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2010, 11:25:26 PM
Your link goes to "profile" btw, not a specific account. So we can't no see it.
I FAIL
Try this: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DoloresAzure
:lulz:
NICE
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 25, 2010, 10:35:09 PM
Hahaha wow, she doesn't even have a personality yet and she's getting hit on left and right... I have to figure out the funniest angle to play this from.
MARKOV CHAIN.
DOOOO EEEEET
Oh my god. 25 messages this morning!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Paul-W-1975 sent me the following obvious form letter that he sends to every girl on the site without reading their profiles at all:
QuoteHey! How are you? What do you think of this site? I enjoyed reading the information you have written about yourself. Not too long and it was to the point. How was your weekend? I pretty much had a relaxing weekend getting errands and some cleaning done. Went to the Belmont Inn to watch the UFC fight with a couple of co-workers on Saturday night. Didn't get too crazy over the weekend. What did you end up doing over the weekend?
Ancient creepy guy who memorizes everyone's picture says:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/raazorblade4
QuoteNo the first thing I noticed about you is the picture of you shooting a bow in the garage is the same picture that was on a profile on Cupidbay about a year ago from a woman in Sweden.
1. How does he remember a pic from a year ago accurately enough to be sure?
2. Why is he looking at 22-year-old girls' profiles?
There are a ton more, but most are boooooring.
I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 06:32:11 PM
I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.
I got chatted about it this morning. He asked if I was a Nazi. :lulz: I said "No, but my cats are".
From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.
They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 26, 2010, 06:51:02 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 06:32:11 PM
I LOVE that you have a cat named Auschwitz
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I wonder how long it will take for someone to comment on it.
I got chatted about it this morning. He asked if I was a Nazi. :lulz: I said "No, but my cats are".
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 07:02:38 PM
From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.
They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?
Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 26, 2010, 07:05:37 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 07:02:38 PM
From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.
They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?
Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.
Ahhh- you need say no more
I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him. :D
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him. :D
It's a trap.
His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.
Which is hot.
Quote from: Liam on October 26, 2010, 07:07:02 PM
Quote
Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.
I just like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, but NOT via a dating site. Only thing I ever got from them was a monthly bill.
Well, yes. That happens. And good for you and Bella, too.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him. :D
It's a trap.
His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.
Which is hot.
That is why god gave us tazers. :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 07:29:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him. :D
It's a trap.
His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.
Which is hot.
That is why god gave us tazers. :lulz:
We can't carry anything exciting... not even pepper spray
keys, lined between your knuckles also work well in a pinch. Also, TEETH
Lizzay,
fights dirty
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 07:02:38 PM
From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.
They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?
There are actually quite a few nice-seeming, sincere young men. Those ones are pretty sweet, if boring as hell, and I leave them alone.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 26, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 26, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
I found a hawt hippie on okcupid and I think I already have the biggest crush on him. :D
It's a trap.
His pic is probably 15 years old, and he's a 45 year old fat guy that wants to stick his finger in your ear.
Which is hot.
THIS
is exactly accurate.
The corollary to "There are no girls on the internet" is "There are no hot guys on dating sites".
You sound like you're speaking from experience...
Stiletto shoes if you've got them on also make good defences.
Quote from: Hanni on October 26, 2010, 07:02:38 PM
From what I've read... he was probably really disappointed it was just your cat.
They sound like some weirdos on there- any niceish people at all?
Some
Quote from: Liam on October 26, 2010, 07:07:02 PM
Quote
Some are. But they've all got one thing in common: They're using the internet to find a date.
I just like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, but NOT via a dating site. Only thing I ever got from them was a monthly bill.
I would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site. However, it wasn't OKCupid.
Not OKCupid, but holy shit check this out.
Quick! Before it's flagged!
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2019075599.html
Text, just in case:
QuoteVirgin lady over 45 - 60 ( Portland area)
So many women changed / tested, have sex with so many men, and then "I want to start all over again". Oh, yes, but NOT for me these kind of women. I'm very healthy middle age man and do NOT want to satisfy this kind of women.
I'm loking for a Treasure: a healthy virgin lady over 45. One-man's woman.. Prefer Jewish, Christian or ...... smart lady.
Quote from: Liam on October 26, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
QuoteI would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.
WOW! :mrgreen: I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with. :D
I've met awesome people on the internet, and I've met two amazing wonderful men who ended up being close friends on Craigslist casual encounters.
OK Cupid, on the other hand; pure suck and fail.
Quote from: Liam on October 26, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
QuoteI would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.
WOW! :mrgreen: I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with. :D
I met a very nice lady via a dating site, we dated for a few months, then I joined the Army and that was that sadly.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 27, 2010, 12:47:52 AM
Quote from: Liam on October 26, 2010, 11:51:29 PM
QuoteI would even like to point out it worked for me freaky brilliant, EVEN via a dating site.
WOW! :mrgreen: I'm honestly shocked! I've never heard of a none sob story from a dating site, baring the ones that they advertise with. :D
All I get are bots, and I might be having legit success via OkCupid.
I've met awesome people on the internet, and I've met two amazing wonderful men who ended up being close friends on Craigslist casual encounters.
OK Cupid, on the other hand; pure suck and fail.
You know, my troll account just can't top the freak magnet that my real account already is. Something about being 39 and unavailable really calls to these people.
From http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Salem_Runner
QuoteSo, OKC thinks we are a match... lets look at your profile... hhhhmmm... interesting. We could spend allot of time talking and seems like never running out of things to say.
Let me get to brass-tacks, so to speak. I like people and the people I associate like me, those that don't, I stay away from, I learned a long time ago how to avoid the toxic relationship thing... been there, done that, don't want to do it again, besides, it interferes in the bliss of OMF.
So, cutting to the chase, how would you like to meet, get to know each other a little bit, see/feel that neither of us feels turned-off by the other, then let me do what I do best, give you a mind-blowing massage, the kind that is *NOT* covered by an LMT License and have some great adult fun activity? If you like, we can do it again and again for months or years as the case may be, or if you don't, well, it was fun while it lasted... no "clingy" attitude here, as I won't force you to worship any particular hot-dog to the exclusion of all other hot-dogs. This is not a "casual" offer, but it's not a "serious" relationship or LTR either. Yes, I know, we are not a "perfect match" and there are some things about me that don't match you and things about you that don't match me... but really, isn't it the differences that attract?
I have been told recently that I'm "too forward" or "too direct" with messages like this. While I understand the few who have said that, I still must go with the majority of those who say that my approach is just right, as I'm not wasting anybody's time. By those who have responded to my very direct approach, and eventually had me come over, I have been asked to put a "disclaimer" in my message, so here it is: while you may end up yelling "OMG! OMG! OMG!" at a rather climatic moment, this does NOT necessarily count as a "religious experience." >grin<
What do you say? Look my profile over, you will see that even though it's not a robust as I want it to eventually be, I am a Renaissance Man and sapiosexual who truly loves life. Those that take the time to get to know me, tell me I give off wonderful "vibes"... but I'm still not sure what that means... well, maybe I am, but to admit it would be a bit discordant, wouldn't you say? >grin<
M. Roy, aka The Kilted Massage Man
(http://k2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/183x246/519x582/0/9181193599400150790.jpeg)
I am not sure if I want to talk to a girl that chills with pedo-bear...but it is soooooo tempting.
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 03:12:15 AM
manic overuse of >grin< obviously some kind of skin eater :lol:
Holy shit, it's EvT!
alright im making an account but i doubt my creeps will compete with yours :sad:
I'm curious too :lulz:
Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/lawl.png)
so far i've attracted a 39 yr old ghetto black man, a few gangsta hispanics, and a nerdy/wants to be black asian. and eve
EVE AND I ARE SOULMATES.
but no one hilarious and creepy yet :(
Got a quiver match who actually seems like a good guy. A lot of my matches are nice guys with kids who cook :lulz:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 01:32:59 PM
Got a quiver match who actually seems like a good guy. A lot of my matches are nice guys with kids who cook :lulz:
:lulz:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Shadows_Shelb
This dude is fucking amazing. :fap:
You should probably be careful about this sort of thing, lest you end up sparking a verbal avalanche the likes of which you'd scarcely envisioned -- not that I have especially much to talk about at the moment, being relatively sleepy and relatively... well, no, sleepy's about it. It's rather all-consuming at the moment.
That said, there is yet more to be said. I might as well start (I say as though I hadn't already started) with a formal introduction: Hi, I'm Ryan or Azeral or maybe Amalii or Lexia depending on what kind of person you are, and it's almost certainly a pleasure to meet you. I get hype for Go, teaching, philosophy, rubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion, and games. The spectrum of games herein is awfully broad, but especially noteworthy would probably be a semi-fanatical following of (predominantly) Korean e-Sports, starting back with old StarCraft and evolving to modern SC2. If traditional sports had baneling busts, maybe people would still care about them.
Assuming that this potentially brief back-and-forth doesn't end up being precisely that, however, I'll probably end up tricking you into letting me teach you to play Go (I say under the assumption that you've never done so) and letting me lecture you ad nauseum about any number of life-changing ideas and philosophies. Ever heard of a dapper chap named Diogenes? You'll have if I've my way, and it won't stop there. No, this train don't stop until we've covered at bare minimum Aurelius and the Buddha. There's time for that, though, and this isn't that time. No, this is a different time completely.
This is the time where I skim your profile for things to relate to in hopes of hitting upon conversation topics actually of interest to you, so as not to just be left babbling incoherently for countless minutes about my own haphazard endeavors. The first step here seems to be complementing your impeccable taste in canines, as I've always wanted a husky of my own and intend someday to realize this idle fancy. I can't quite say why, there's just a certain aesthetic appeal to the tamed predator paradox, which turns me as well toward alternatives more feral; actual wolves and the half-domesticated descendants thereof tend to be a lot of trouble, though.
I don't actually have much else to work with here, admittedly. "Shit yeah, herbs and stones," I might say given the chance, which I should probably do with the understanding that this is just such a chance: Shit yeah, herbs and stones. Though I don't partake so often of the former, I've a healthy appreciation for it and a throbbing, figurative(?) hard-on for the latter. It doesn't come up that often (the specific interest, not my raging erection, which I assure you is rather more commonly prominent) anymore, but I've been fixated by geology -- and, more importantly, gemology -- since I was but a wee lad. I'm curious (and so you should comment on) just what you mean thereby.
At last we come to the part of the message where I conclude in search of sleep. I managed to include brief(?) mentions of my interests, a proper introduction, improper references to the rigidity of my cock, questions half-asked for the sake of invited response, and a generous helping of ideally delightful awkwardness. That's everything a good first message should have, by my reckoning.
Now it's your turn, if you like to adhere to how these things tend to traditionally go. You needn't should you so please (or, rather, not please), but it'd be a happening sort of thing to do and you wouldn't want not to be 'happening'. That'd be the pits.
Here comes the comma,
Ryan
Major douchebag alert. Major douchebag alert. Lulz ahead. Lulz ahead.
:lulz:
WOOWWWWWW
PLS TO BE POSTING LINK TO PROFILE! :lulz:
D: Um...I kinda like him. We honestly have a lot in common. I made a new friend :D However, you CAN tear into this asshole:
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hi :)
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 10:41am
Ohai! How are you?
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:00am
I read yours profile too lol. Anyways :) we should totally hang out. You Wanna?
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:08am
Um. I'm not very naive, so it might take a bit of getting to know you before I can trust meeting you. It's no offense, I'm just cautious.
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:42am
Ok well let's get to know each other then :) I'm Ron :)
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:44am
Oh, wow! Now I know EVERYTHING about you!
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Nov. 2, 2010 – 11:48am
Haha...well I'm a photographer for the local paper out here. I own my own home. I love shopping...writing music....yada yada lol
This creeper only lives 30 min from me :horrormirth:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/FunEarz28
Wait... where's the creepy part?
He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.
Um, the point of dating sites is to meet people. You go out to coffee or a beer or something, and see if you like each other.
I mean, I am all for tormenting actual creeps, but let's not punish people just for politely using the site as it was intended. :lulz:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 02, 2010, 06:38:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
He didn't even know me and offered to meet me. Sounds like a rapist or some shit.
Um, the point of dating sites is to meet people. You go out to coffee or a beer or something, and see if you like each other.
I dunno, he just seemed like a rapist, yanno?
The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. :?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 02, 2010, 06:43:22 PM
The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. :?
The first guy is an asshole.
Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. :horrormirth:
I guess it just came off as scary to me. A 30 year old random dude wanting to meet me, doesn't even know my name? And I'm not even that attractive or anystuff?
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. :horrormirth:
You don't come across anything like him.
Also, I don't get why the second guy gets to be the "rapist", when the first guy talks about his erect throbbing cock in his
first message to you.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. :horrormirth:
You bore captive audiences with a mix of Diogenes and Buddha?
:lulz:
Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:48:21 PM
Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.
One day you'd come home and find him fucking the patio stones.
Although, I gotta say that it's hilarious that a SELLING POINT is "I'll actually talk to you once in a while".
Says something. Something sad and funny.
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 06:51:22 PM
Quoterubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion
We call that the old rape-hug round these parts ... :lol:
This guy is a fucking KEEPER! :lulz:
Cheese, I think that your online creep-detector might be improperly calibrated.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 02, 2010, 06:55:24 PM
Cheese, I think that your online creep-detector might be improperly calibrated.
I agree. Cheese, just whack your head against a picture of Ron Jeremy a couple of times. That ought to fix you right up.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:44:30 PM
Then I'm an asshole, because I'm just like him. :horrormirth:
I guess it just came off as scary to me. A 30 year old random dude wanting to meet me, doesn't even know my name? And I'm not even that attractive or anystuff?
Would it be creepy if some man between the ages of 20 and 30 came up to you on the street and asked if you would like to have coffee with him because he saw you carrying several books/movies/cds/whatever that he is also interested in?
Yes. Yes it would.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 06:48:21 PM
Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.
One day you'd come home and find him fucking the patio stones.
:lulz: I laughed so hard I cried
:mittens:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 07:09:03 PM
Yes. Yes it would.
You know that is the traditional way the people link up and start dating.
I guess it's how I was raised. My mother always told me guys who were too friendly were rapists.
That and I don't have an ounce of confidence in myself. Looks, etc. So if I were to be attacked, I couldn't defend myself. I'm such a wimp. :sad:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 02, 2010, 06:52:58 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 06:51:22 PM
Quoterubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion
We call that the old rape-hug round these parts ... :lol:
This guy is a fucking KEEPER! :lulz:
This.
Seriously, cheese, how did this get by you without you accusing him of being a rapist? :?
Dating is weird. I'd rather just keep a selection of men on hand in the freezer, and just defrost them when I need them, or something.
so almost everyone who messages me asks about unicorns because of my profile info :lulz:
im glad the most interesting thing about me is the unicorns
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/lawl.png)
For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 02, 2010, 06:43:22 PM
The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. :?
She's dating FireWillow, remember? :lulz:
someone just messaged me "DAMN GIRL YOU HAVE NICE EYEBALLS!" :lol:
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 03, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/lawl.png)
For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.
The number of women who have answered yes to that question that I have seen scares me.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 03, 2010, 02:30:07 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 03, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 02, 2010, 12:24:49 PM
Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/lawl.png)
For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.
The number of women who have answered yes to that question that I have seen scares me.
It's because they equate IQ with people who do stupid shit, or stupid and evil shit.
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
Have you gotten the question on whether or not you would genetically alter your unborn children if you could? :horrormirth:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 03, 2010, 03:15:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
Have you gotten the question on whether or not you would genetically alter your unborn children if you could? :horrormirth:
I think so... Was there an option that said "I might to cure a potentially fatal/crippling genetic disorder"? Cuz I think I either picked that one, or "No." It was a tough call.
I went on OKC to troll and instead OKC is trolling ME. WHY DOES IT KEEP SENDING ME ACTUAL COOL PEOPLE???? :argh!:
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 03:27:58 PM
I went on OKC to troll and instead OKC is trolling ME. WHY DOES IT KEEP SENDING ME ACTUAL COOL PEOPLE???? :argh!:
Trust me on this: there are actually NO cool people on OKC, aside from us. I've learned that the hard way before.
BUT ITS AN ATTRACTIVE AMUSING BLACK MAN WITH GOOD CLOTHES STYLE AND A COLLEGE DEGREE
WHAT COULD GO WRONG !!!!! :lulz: (everything)
Always remember to ask yourself one thing:
Why is this person who seems like they'd have no trouble getting a date having to resort to OKCupid?
That site has more damaged goods than a fire sale. :lulz:
oh im not going to MEET any of this people :lulz:
im just surprised how many normal people i see.
maybe YOU just attract freaks :lol:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That Kilted Massager guy messaged me, Nigel.
Him: So, why the long-look?
Nov. 2, 2010 – 8:36am
Arizona is not the furthest some has contacted me from... in fact, it's not even half-way... but it's still not next-door.
Are you planning on coming up to the Pacific Northwest sometime in the near future? Looking to have a little fun/excitement while you are here? I could play the guessing game for hours, but I think I will simply wait for your answer.
M. Roy, aka The Kilted Massage Man
Me: Oh no, not any time soon. I was just randomly clicking on profiles to see how far away I could get before I got bored.
Him: Fair enough. I just found it so weird that I had not had any peeks at me from out the area for months, then all the sudden in one week I get 5 of them.
Did I bore you?
:lulz:
Tell him boring he is. :lulz:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 03, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
Tell him boring he is. :lulz:
I told him he fills me with a feeling of complete neutrality. Is that the same thing? :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
I answered "yes" for the sake of irony and the sake of that particular shot. It wouldn't be fair to not let someone reproduce because of IQ, then we'd have a cesspool of inbred geniuses.
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 04:52:32 PM
oh im not going to MEET any of this people :lulz:
im just surprised how many normal people i see.
maybe YOU just attract freaks :lol:
There's no doubting that. Being an absolute freakshow is a prerequisite for any woman to be attracted to me. :)
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 03, 2010, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
I answered "yes" for the sake of irony and the sake of that particular shot. It wouldn't be fair to not let someone reproduce because of IQ, then we'd have a cesspool of inbred geniuses.
fair enough (though I don't think "irony" means what you think it means), but your creep-o-meter is still HORRIBLY out of whack. :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
On my real account I answered no, of course. On my troll account, though, I answered yes, because I am trying to make my personality as vile and distasteful as possible. Also, to ensure a very low match rate, I am making my preferred match answer the opposite of mine, and mandatory. :lulz:
:lulz:
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 03:27:58 PM
I went on OKC to troll and instead OKC is trolling ME. WHY DOES IT KEEP SENDING ME ACTUAL COOL PEOPLE???? :argh!:
They lie.
Trust me. None of those people are as attractive or interesting as they appear online.
I answered "Yes" to that question and I stick by it.
People with low IQs are still people, thus the world would be a better place if they weren't allowed to reproduce.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
I answered "Yes" to that question and I stick by it.
People with low IQs are still people, thus the world would be a better place if they weren't allowed to reproduce.
:lulz:
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 03, 2010, 07:13:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 03, 2010, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 03:03:51 PM
I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.
I answered "yes" for the sake of irony and the sake of that particular shot. It wouldn't be fair to not let someone reproduce because of IQ, then we'd have a cesspool of inbred geniuses.
fair enough (though I don't think "irony" means what you think it means), but your creep-o-meter is still HORRIBLY out of whack. :lulz:
I know what it means, but in the heat of the moment, I fordgetz mai werdz. Happens quite a bit. Maybe I should back off the ganja.
I know that giving up the weed has made me a more hateful and terrible person. I view this as a plus. It's hard to be properly hateful and terrible when you lack motivation to get off the couch.
Quote from: Liam on November 04, 2010, 08:07:23 PM
QuoteI know that giving up the weed has made me a more hateful and terrible person.
The warm fuzzy apathy is the only thing stopping me going on a d/t induced killing spree atm. giving up the booze has activated my arsehole glands it would seem.
No, honey.
It's not that giving up the booze has made you more of an arsehole.
Giving up the booze = having to see people w/o the alcohol induced rose colored glasses of brotherhood and love.
Irritating fuckers, aren't they?
Oh, I always feel so happy when you de-lurk to post here.
Even when I'm not as shitwasted drunk as I am now.
HI BELLA!
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 06:38:04 PM
I know that giving up the weed has made me a more hateful and terrible person. I view this as a plus. It's hard to be properly hateful and terrible when you lack motivation to get off the couch.
I just figured out that I did mean irony, considering I have a high IQ and choose NOT to reproduce. :lulz:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on November 05, 2010, 03:12:37 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 06:38:04 PM
I know that giving up the weed has made me a more hateful and terrible person. I view this as a plus. It's hard to be properly hateful and terrible when you lack motivation to get off the couch.
I just figured out that I did mean irony, considering I have a high IQ and choose NOT to reproduce. :lulz:
that's not irony.
ETA: Is there a more frequently misused word among the younger generation? I don't think there is.
How is it not irony if I deliberately answered yes, knowing I myself don't reproduce?
1.
the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, "How nice!" when I said I had to work all weekend.
2.
Literature .
a.
a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b.
(esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
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Socratic irony.
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dramatic irony.
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an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
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the incongruity of this.
7.
an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
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an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.
It would have been irony if you had a low IQ and wanted to reproduce and answered how you did.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 05, 2010, 06:07:34 AM
Oh, I always feel so happy when you de-lurk to post here.
Even when I'm not as shitwasted drunk as I am now.
HI BELLA!
HI ECH! How's it going?
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 05, 2010, 05:40:42 PM
It would have been irony if you had a low IQ and wanted to reproduce and answered how you did.
This.
Quote from: Bella on November 05, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 05, 2010, 06:07:34 AM
Oh, I always feel so happy when you de-lurk to post here.
Even when I'm not as shitwasted drunk as I am now.
HI BELLA!
HI ECH! How's it going?
Pretty amazingly awesome! I love my job and I have a 6-week vacation coming up in December/January. And I just got an impossibly cute dog. How's things for you?
Why are we arguing about this anyway?? Where is the love?? SHEL, still has her rose colored glasses
I actually decided I was being needlessly dickish, given that I usually give other people shit for being unnecessarily pedantic. The over- and misuse of the word "irony" is just a pet peeve.
As for the love, well, I think I left it in the wastebasket of a Super 8 Motel.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 05, 2010, 10:53:02 PM
Quote from: Bella on November 05, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 05, 2010, 06:07:34 AM
Oh, I always feel so happy when you de-lurk to post here.
Even when I'm not as shitwasted drunk as I am now.
HI BELLA!
HI ECH! How's it going?
Pretty amazingly awesome! I love my job and I have a 6-week vacation coming up in December/January. And I just got an impossibly cute dog. How's things for you?
That all sounds so great! I'm well happy for you. And also........puppy!!!!
Things are good here, too, thanks. The job's driving me a bit crazy this week, but that's more than balanced out by the fact that I have chocolate, Liam gave me roses this morning, Sara's flown off to Germany on the holiday of her dreams, and my new best friend owns a medical canabis dispensary.
Where the hell are the pictures of this puppy? I demand proof.
Not a puppy. A full-grown dag, if a 9-pound toy fox terrier can be said to be "full-grown". Adopted from a shelter, though. Ethically sound dag.
ATTN OKCUPID
plz to be no longer matching me with hipsters
kthx
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 08, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
:lulz:
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 08, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
:lulz:
Also, pics of dog pls.
check spagbook.
W00T!
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic. If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic. If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.
Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic. If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.
Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
No, I haven't. I just googled it. I'll watch the Black Eyed Peas version first, and then I'll watch her version.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 08:48:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic. If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.
Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
No, I haven't. I just googled it. I'll watch the Black Eyed Peas version first, and then I'll watch her version.
Oh, you'll like this. :lulz:
:lulz: Hilarious!
OK, so I signed up to OKCupid again, and I'm still being matched to 20-something English majors, for the most part.
But I'm doing the match questions, and why are there 50,000 fucking questions about gay people? FFS, you only need one "should gay people be treated like actual human beings? Yes or No?" There is a similar trend concerning evolution as well, I've noticed. "Are you retard, or do you accept scientific consensus? No? How about now? Now? NOW?"
Quote from: Subetai on November 11, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
OK, so I signed up to OKCupid again, and I'm still being matched to 20-something English majors, for the most part.
But I'm doing the match questions, and why are there 50,000 fucking questions about gay people? FFS, you only need one "should gay people be treated like actual human beings? Yes or No?" There is a similar trend concerning evolution as well, I've noticed. "Are you retard, or do you accept scientific consensus? No? How about now? Now? NOW?"
It's because the users are allowed to make up their own questions. They probably think theirs are totally different from the other ones.
Yet more evidence most OKCupid users are idiots, then.
As if pairing me with a Labour activist and someone with "Twilight" in their handle was not enough...
Hah!
I LIKE QUESTIONS ABOUT DINOSAURS!
Fred, you believe in dinosaurs? :sad:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fnordian_slip
We need to form some kind of OKCupid Discordian cabal.
um i just got this email from okcupid
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We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not
IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW :lulz:
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 15, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
um i just got this email from okcupid
Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not
IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW :lulz:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
That means I am ugly. :cry:
Fuck OK Cupid. In the ass. With something big, pointy, and sharp.
Like a Kiwano. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Kiwano_2009.jpg)
Having completed my survey, I have discovered everyone within 50 miles who I have a high compatability with (rated as over 75%, with 500 questions answered on my part) is:
Either ugly, or uninteresting, or seeing someone or a combination of two of these things
And,
An English major or ardent Labour supporter or both.
:argh!:
I shudder to think what horrors the Providence area would hold. Oh damnit, this may be a science project.
Quote from: Subetai on November 16, 2010, 05:10:51 PM
Having completed my survey, I have discovered everyone within 50 miles who I have a high compatability with (rated as over 75%, with 500 questions answered on my part) is:
Either ugly, or uninteresting, or seeing someone or a combination of two of these things
And,
An English major or ardent Labour supporter or both.
:argh!:
all my matches are either overweight with a level eduction on par with mine, OR beautiful, working on a masters or phd and slightly to significantly more successful than me. guess which ones are more interesting and actually respond.
This smells like troll. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/iam_girl_taco
Quote from: ☂ The Fred ☂ on November 15, 2010, 01:46:38 AM
um i just got this email from okcupid
Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver.
. . .
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: wtf i didnt know this website was secretly hot or not
IM ELITE AND GET TO GAZE UPON MORE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE NOW :lulz:
I'm really awfuly glad I'm a Beta.
@Freeky, the new avatar is just too much :lulz: but the Kiwano...is it a kiwi/orange/tomato??
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on January 30, 2011, 03:35:51 AM
@Freeky, the new avatar is just too much :lulz: but the Kiwano...is it a kiwi/orange/tomato??
Space melon.
They are crazy motherfuckers.