ASK HER ANYTHING.
NIGEL
SHOULD I HIT IT TONIGHT?
NOT SURE REALLY WHAT IT IS, BUT SHOULD I HIT IT ANYWAYS?
NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:04:13 AM
NIGEL
SHOULD I HIT IT TONIGHT?
NOT SURE REALLY WHAT IT IS, BUT SHOULD I HIT IT ANYWAYS?
YES, HIT THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Am I in New Hampshire yet? It's fucking dark.
Quote from: Suu on November 14, 2009, 05:28:43 AM
Am I in New Hampshire yet? It's fucking dark.
NO, YOU ARE NOT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE YET. JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY RECEIVE A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
Oh hey! I AM in NH! Sweet. Bbl from Vermont.
Quote from: Suu on November 14, 2009, 05:37:18 AM
Oh hey! I AM in NH! Sweet. Bbl from Vermont.
THAT WASN'T A QUESTION.
Should I play the "office shooter" game?!?
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:46:14 AM
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
PULL IT
THEN FLICK IT
TWIST IT
THEN SPIN IT
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Bop_it_Extreme.jpg)
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THOSE
NIGEL
OH HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN?
SPS,
is kinda drunk too
so much so that she almost confused her EBG identity with PD identity for a second LOL
QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?
RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER SO THE TERRORIST CONFESSES!!!1
Quote from: Squid on November 14, 2009, 05:45:13 AM
Should I play the "office shooter" game?!?
IF DOES INVOLVE JELL-O SHOTS, NO. IF DOES INVOLVE OYSTERS, YES. IF DOES INVOLVE GUNS, NO. IF DOES INVOLVE COMPUTERS, YES.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 05:54:13 AM
QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?
EAT BANANA. PUT MATCHSTICK IN ASS. RAPE DENNIS LEARY. THE END.
Quote from: JohNyx on November 14, 2009, 06:04:00 AM
RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER SO THE TERRORIST CONFESSES!!!1
WRONG THREAD. ALSO NIGEL HAS DAUGHTERS, :x NO DAUGHTER RAPE IN NIGEL THREAD PLS THX.
NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS
IS THAT NORMAL?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:46:14 AM
NIGEL I HIT IT WHAT DO I DO NOW?
IF IT DIDN'T RESPOND, PROLAPSE IT. IF IT DID RESPOND, RAPE IT.
WHAT TO I DO WITH THIS?!?!
http://www.poolhousemedia.com/g//
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 05:53:41 AM
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THOSE
NIGEL
OH HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN?
SPS,
is kinda drunk too
so much so that she almost confused her EBG identity with PD identity for a second LOL
MAYBE JUST SHOULD CUDDLE NOW.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:10:04 AM
NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS
IS THAT NORMAL?
IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES
BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.
Quote from: Squid on November 14, 2009, 06:11:01 AM
WHAT TO I DO WITH THIS?!?!
http://www.poolhousemedia.com/g//
CLICK THE BUTTON.
WHAT IS YOUR TRUE OPINION OF THE GLFORIOUS DAISY CHAINSAW 111?!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTpV3Fr2eY&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTpV3Fr2eY&feature=player_embedded)
IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE IS IT GAY OR MASTURBATION.
Why can't I fall asleep on this fucking bus?
Quote from: JohNyx on November 14, 2009, 06:15:59 AM
WHAT IS YOUR TRUE OPINION OF THE GLFORIOUS DAISY CHAINSAW 111?!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTpV3Fr2eY&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTpV3Fr2eY&feature=player_embedded)
I'VE BEEN THAT DRUNK BUT I'M NOT THAT DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 06:17:07 AM
IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CLONE IS IT GAY OR MASTURBATION.
IT IS GAY MASTURBATION, DUH.
Quote from: Suu on November 14, 2009, 06:17:40 AM
Why can't I fall asleep on this fucking bus?
BECAUSE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS, ANY ONE OF WHICH COULD PUT A POLE THROUGH YOUR FOREHEAD AT ANY MOMENT YOU MUST REMAIN VIGILANT.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 06:11:57 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:10:04 AM
NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS
IS THAT NORMAL?
IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES
BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.
NIGEL
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID
LOL
:lulz:
I READ LETTERS BUT ALL I SEE R WORDS
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:28:09 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 06:11:57 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 14, 2009, 06:10:04 AM
NIGEL THERE'S BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EARS
IS THAT NORMAL?
IS NORMAL UNDER SOME CIRCUMSTANCES
BACK DIAL DOWN FROM 11.
NIGEL
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID
LOL
:lulz:
I READ LETTERS BUT ALL I SEE R WORDS
IS A SPINAL TAP REFERENCE
PAY NO MIND.
:mittens:
:lulz:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 14, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
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NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
What is with the boys not giving the oral sex? Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other. If done right anyways.
NIGEL
WHY DIDN'T WE GET DRUNK TOGETHER?
NIGEL
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF URANUS?
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 15, 2009, 01:15:24 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 14, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
What is with the boys not giving the oral sex? Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other. If done right anyways.
Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 15, 2009, 01:20:51 AM
NIGEL
WHY DIDN'T WE GET DRUNK TOGETHER?
NO IDEA!
I am not drunk now. Nor was I drunk last night despite ample opportunity. Instead, I am having a weird reaction to my chicken pox vaccination.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 15, 2009, 08:23:35 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 15, 2009, 01:15:24 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 14, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on November 14, 2009, 05:05:20 AM
NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
What is with the boys not giving the oral sex? Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other. If done right anyways.
Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?
just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 16, 2009, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 15, 2009, 08:23:35 PM
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 14, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:25:30 AM
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NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
What is with the boys not giving the oral sex? Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other. If done right anyways.
Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?
just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.
Well I guess I should rephrase that to who the hell talks during sex? I certainly don't have anything much to say. You said "Maybe it is because you insist on talking too" and that just doesn't make any sense to me. I
don't.
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 16, 2009, 11:24:39 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 14, 2009, 05:28:36 AM
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NIGEL
ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?
WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.
I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.
THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO
DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!
What is with the boys not giving the oral sex? Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other. If done right anyways.
Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?
just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.
Well I guess I should rephrase that to who the hell talks during sex? I certainly don't have anything much to say. You said "Maybe it is because you insist on talking too" and that just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't.
yeah, I meant you in the general, female of the species sense. You personally, as a woman who does not insist on talking, should be getting a much higher proportion of oral pleasures.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
Oh, and there is, of course, the newly-discovered pleasure of calling out Space Cowboy's name and watching him helplessly respond.
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I--No, no. Too easy.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 01:02:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Babylon needs better sex partners, or a ball gag.
The only talking I do during sex is dirty, and usually only in response to manwhore/old flame being a fan of teh dirty since talking mid-coitus is not my style.
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?
No, I have to be doing other things too, which involve being partially or entirely naked.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 17, 2009, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 01:02:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 06:39:39 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 17, 2009, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 01:02:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.
Yup, usually that shuts her up, for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head. Which I have still not figured out how to do.
cassette recorder.
playback button.
problem solved.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 17, 2009, 07:32:15 AM
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.
Yup, usually that shuts her up, for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head. Which I have still not figured out how to do.
OK, now I understand the source of your premise. You thought that your wife's preference for having you talk to her during sex was typical of women in general. I am pretty sure it's not... in fact, I'm pretty sure it's fairly unusual. These unique little fetishes are the things that make each partner a beautiful and unique snowflake. Enjoy it!
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 14, 2009, 05:54:13 AM
QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?
Go North.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
So do I.
"How do I the coca cola bottle?"
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on November 17, 2009, 07:57:50 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
There isn't room. I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2009, 08:00:21 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
There isn't room. I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.
Try soap and a rubber spatula.
Did you let the ferret out of the shoebox yet?
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 08:46:12 PM
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"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
There isn't room. I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.
Try soap and a rubber spatula.
Pervert.
Quote from: LMNO on November 17, 2009, 08:46:38 PM
Did you let the ferret out of the shoebox yet?
That's only for bathroom sex. In the bedroom, it's THUNDERDOME!
Pulleys?
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 17, 2009, 07:32:15 AM
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.
Yup, usually that shuts her up, for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head. Which I have still not figured out how to do.
ball gag?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 17, 2009, 10:40:19 PM
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
I talk during sex.
It's just topically relevant talk.
I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.
I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.
What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?
In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.
My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.
Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.
Yup, usually that shuts her up, for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head. Which I have still not figured out how to do.
ball gag?
Heh, tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.
ventriloquism, you should learn it. Everybody wins.
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?
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:lulz:
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
There isn't room. I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.
Try soap and a rubber spatula.
Pervert.
too late to be reading something that i want to laugh this hard to, almost 4 am and my neighbours must think im crazy. :argh!:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 17, 2009, 07:56:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 07:50:16 PM
"You the whole thing WHERE??? :x"
The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.
You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.
There isn't room. I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.
Try soap and a rubber spatula.
Pervert.
too late to be reading something that i want to laugh this hard to, almost 4 am and my neighbours must think im crazy. :argh!:
My neighbors all hate me with a passion that is so pure, it's almost divine.
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
I almost let it go
almost
but I couldn't resist.
(and now you know his name)
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 18, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Heh, tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.
Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.
So, switch between the two:
lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)
LMNO
-offers help when he can.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 18, 2009, 05:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
I almost let it go
almost
but I couldn't resist.
(and now you know his name)
TBH I was expecting your response to be ":crankey:"
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 03:53:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
I need to do this. To myself.
Quote from: LMNO on November 18, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 18, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Heh, tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.
Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.
So, switch between the two:
lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)
LMNO
-offers help when he can.
Sometimes the too full on with the cunnilingus is too much... yes, handy hint thar Alphapance.
go gentle with that shit!
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 03:53:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
how do I manage to do it to someone else? :evil:
Quote from: Cainad on November 18, 2009, 02:46:05 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 18, 2009, 05:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
I almost let it go
almost
but I couldn't resist.
(and now you know his name)
TBH I was expecting your response to be ":crankey:"
I almost did... but I couldn't remember if you already knew his name, so I wasn't sure if it was a pun. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
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Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
I need to do this. To myself.
That's what I was thinking...
We need to all agree on a specific word. Should make the next Discordian meetup more interesting.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on November 18, 2009, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 03:53:07 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
how do I manage to do it to someone else? :evil:
:lol:
classical conditioning!
it helps if it's in a bdsm context -- you tell someone they're only allowed to get off when they hear that specific word...
after a few weeks of hearing that word right before / during orgasm, they'll have learned it as a
Conditioned Response .
then you can try it outside of the bedroom
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 18, 2009, 08:44:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
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Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2009, 02:15:58 AM
Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of to Rude?
people can actually be conditioned to orgasm on a trigger word. I've heard stories of tre word coming in a conversation out of context and causing hilarious and awkward moments.
I need to do this. To myself.
That's what I was thinking...
Use a preposition, figure out how to icy - hot your prostate later.
I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?
hxxp://www.warpmymind.com/modules.php?name=Files&file=index&op=PlayFile&ftype=1&fid=37 hypnotic help from a fetish site good luck
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 18, 2009, 10:11:35 PM
I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?
I don't want to try it because I'm afraid that I'll end up conditioned to orgasm every time I hear Space Cowboy's name.
Sort of like the time I got conditioned to burst into tears after orgasm. It took YEARS to train myself out of that.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 18, 2009, 11:04:16 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on November 18, 2009, 10:11:35 PM
I'm not the only one who is going to try this am I?
I don't want to try it because I'm afraid that I'll end up conditioned to orgasm every time I hear Space Cowboy's name.
Sort of like the time I got conditioned to burst into tears after orgasm. It took YEARS to train myself out of that.
you could condition yourself to orgasm every time you hear the word "and" :D
Quote from: fomenter on November 18, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
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Quotehypnotic mp3 - makes you orgasm whenever someone says the trigger which is "orgasm now" said in a strong voice or touches your elbow and says "NOW." The orgasm it causes will be uncontrollable.
if this sort of thing really works you could make the trigger anything you want.....
the word "and" might be a bit inconvenient though :lulz:
and?
Quote from: Telarus on November 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
and?
(http://dayandadream.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/jizzinmypants.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on November 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
and?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nwHTtKQpT58/SLlE85ghKdI/AAAAAAAAA-g/mkdzzwkrNr4/s400/orgasm+face.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on November 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
and?
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn128/nicole10112/office-space-05_l.jpg)
Quote from: Telarus on November 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
and?
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth5.png)
Quote from: Telarus on November 19, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
and?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZSRRivY4xlE/SU793-YMzNI/AAAAAAAAB6o/X2ppPY3rjDc/s320/Dana_Zuul_Growling.JPG)
Quote from: LMNO on November 18, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 18, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Heh, tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.
Ok, to be honest, what that says to me is that she's one of those women who don't prefer constant stimulation, but would rather have a vacillating series of sensation.
So, switch between the two:
lick, lick, nibble, lick "oh, I love how sweet your pussy tastes." nibble, lick, lick, tickle "god, I can't get enough of you." nibble, nibble, lick, nibble "mmmmmmmmmmmm." (i.e. place your lips on her clit and hum.)
LMNO
-offers help when he can.
She;d probably love that.
Only problem is constant stimulation is what it takes to make her cum so if i did that my mouth would wear out before she ended up climaxing.
Although if I am really focused I can get her in about 3 minutes right now, so stretching it out a bit might not be bad.
Related somehow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o)
That was disturbing.
(http://b.mektroid.net/i_came.jpg)
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.
Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.
I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 19, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.
Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.
I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...
Er... labia.
I was never good at geometry.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 19, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.
Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.
I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...
Er... labia.
I was never good at geometry.
Er. Geography.
Fuck...
....
I'm stoned.