NIGEL IS DRUNK

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

As if you didn't know....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

There isn't room.  I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

There isn't room.  I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.

Try soap and a rubber spatula.

[LMNO]

Did you let the ferret out of the shoebox yet?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

There isn't room.  I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.

Try soap and a rubber spatula.

Pervert.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did you let the ferret out of the shoebox yet?

That's only for bathroom sex.  In the bedroom, it's THUNDERDOME!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pulleys?

[Dysnomia]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.

Yup, usually that shuts her up,  for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head.  Which I have still not figured out how to do.

ball gag?

[BabylonHoruv]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.

Yup, usually that shuts her up,  for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head.  Which I have still not figured out how to do.

ball gag?

Heh,  tempted as I am to try that I think that would be the end of having sex with her ever, and i rather like having sex with her, even if she wants me to talk and suck on her clit at the same time.

[Dysnomia]

ventriloquism, you should learn it. Everybody wins. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?
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[Pope Pixie Pickle]

"You the whole thing WHERE???  "

The won't come out, we even tried a plumber's helper.

You need the Plumber and his Helper... for the leverage.

There isn't room.  I would need to take the cage off the bed, and that ain't happening.

Try soap and a rubber spatula.

Pervert.

too late to be reading something that i want to laugh this hard to, almost 4 am and my neighbours must think im crazy.