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Title: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM

She woke me up at 3AM for some horrorsex. Why was it horrorsex? Because she had the laptop next to the bed, with - you guessed it - BEARFORCE 1, which she had been told about on IRC last night, playing louder than fuck while she did improper things to me.

I am scarred, sir. Scarred. And I blame you.

:argh!:

Dok,
May stop shaving, and get me some golf shirts.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:14:48 PM

Oh, YEAH!

LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:16:14 PM

Quote from: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:14:48 PM
Oh, YEAH!

LMNO
- BOYS, BOYS.

Look at Maria's custom user title.

I am fucking doomed.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:17:29 PM

I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth5.png)

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:18:13 PM

I'm trying to sympathize, Dok. Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:18:40 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:17:29 PM
I am trying to visualize what horrible acts would have Bearforce1 as a soundtrack.

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth5.png)

Best not to. I can barely move my left arm, and I'm afraid to shave.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:20:06 PM

Quote from: LMNO on March 16, 2010, 02:18:13 PM
I'm trying to sympathize, Dok. Really, I am.

But my laughter and my enormous erection are preventing me from doing so.

There will, of course, be repercussions. Oh, yes.

Remember that promise you made, concerning fapping to a certain video? I do. And when you least expect it...

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 02:27:27 PM

I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN. [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]

And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"

... yeah.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Richter on March 16, 2010, 02:41:31 PM

The sanity blasting truth behind "Any program", ITT. :fap:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 06:17:30 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 02:27:27 PM
I think you should retaliate with MOSSELMAN. [edit: to Maria, not LMNO]

And you know that sound he makes,?

"HHBBRBRBRWHWWBRBRBRBRWHWHWAH"

... yeah.

You might be onto something.

Doing it tonight.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 07:01:57 PM

Having thought about it for a while, this can only end badly.

Dok,
Is gonna do it anyway.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 16, 2010, 07:40:22 PM

BRB gotta go :fap:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 10:05:56 PM

Oh dear.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on March 17, 2010, 01:18:14 AM

:lulz: :lulz:

RB,
the real culprit

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jasper on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM

Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Remington on March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.

To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jasper on March 17, 2010, 01:43:08 AM

Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.

:x

That is terrible.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 17, 2010, 01:30:12 PM

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:43:08 AM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 01:38:07 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 17, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
Wait-

Dok's wife sexed him to the tune "Mosselman"?

That can't be legal.
To the tune of BEARFORCE1.

Mosselman is next up.

:x

That is terriblly AWESOME.

Fixed that for you.

LMNO
-COME SING ALONG WITH BEARFORCE1.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM

3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 17, 2010, 01:55:30 PM

(http://www.books-about-california.com/Images/Sculpture_Palaces_and_Courts/Victory.jpg)

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: E.O.T. on March 17, 2010, 01:59:19 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
She woke me up at 3AM for some horrorsex. Why was it horrorsex? Because she had the laptop next to the bed, with - you guessed it - BEARFORCE 1, which she had been told about on IRC last night, playing louder than fuck while she did improper things to me.

I am scarred, sir. Scarred. And I blame you.

:argh!:

Dok,
May stop shaving, and get me some golf shirts.

YOU

deserve it. enjoy it while it lasts.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 02:11:22 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:

oH GOD I can't even imagine ...

WOW

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 02:13:04 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 02:11:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 01:48:16 PM
3AM Mosselman experiment was an unqualified success.

I now have 4 hardcover books propping up one corner of the bed, I'm limping like the old prospector archetype from John Wayne Westerns, and I shit crooked.

:digtbk:

oH GOD I can't even imagine ...

WOW

I was doing okay until the bed broke. :lulz:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 03:19:50 PM

I remember that in some thread "worst music to have sex to", I also mentioned Mosselman, I think. For it was the track that taught me to NEVAR leave your computer playing mp3s at shuffle over the entire collection, really I had to stop mid-coitus ... I just couldn't.

So I salute you and your stamina, sir!

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 03:39:38 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 03:19:50 PM
I remember that in some thread "worst music to have sex to", I also mentioned Mosselman, I think. For it was the track that taught me to NEVAR leave your computer playing mp3s at shuffle over the entire collection, really I had to stop mid-coitus ... I just couldn't.

So I salute you and your stamina, sir!

Mosselman: He won't get you laid, but he'll get you laid better.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM

Tomorrow: Yakkity Sax.

It can be done. I have faith.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 18, 2010, 03:39:57 AM

Mari-Mac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHgIJAQbH14) could be bad too...

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jasper on March 18, 2010, 03:52:15 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM
Tomorrow: Yakkity Sax.

It can be done. I have faith.

You're EVIL!! :lulz:

Note: I never say that unless I mean it, Dok.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 01:25:53 PM

Evil, and brilliant.

I am humbled by the girth of your perversion.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:42:23 PM

Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 01:25:53 PM
Evil, and brilliant.

I am humbled by the girth of your perversion.

I may have discovered a new sport.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM

I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir. maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip. and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks. they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 02:14:00 PM

Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir. maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip. and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks. they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes. Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:31:49 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir. maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip. and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks. they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes. Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.

nannywall doesn't like Youtubes.... :cry:
does the search turn up 9-1-1 incidents or the 9/11 incident?

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 04:01:51 PM

Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:31:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 02:14:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
I had to look up Yakkity Sax, not knowing it by anything other than the theme song to that show...

Good luck, sir. maintain good form, lest you slip a disk, or bust a hip. and watch out for the bobbies with their night sticks. they seem to show up a lot when that song is playing...

Look up 911 Yakety Sax on Youtube.

Yes. Everything is funny when Yakety Sax is playing.

nannywall doesn't like Youtubes.... :cry:
does the search turn up 9-1-1 incidents or the 9/11 incident?

9/11.

And, yeah, it's worse than you think.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 18, 2010, 11:46:20 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 01:49:27 AM
Tomorrow: Yakkity Sax.

It can be done. I have faith.

a las

I uploaded it to my phone to function as a soundtrack for last year's DoD, but I didnt get a good opportunity to use it.

This is really one-up to Mosselman, though. The pure nonsensical rage of Mosselman might be a last straw to grasp in order to be able to go on. But I fear that the omnipotent every-thing-is-funny power of Yakety Sax would be too much for me to keep it up.

It is a great new sport though.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:49:36 PM

I have one thing to say to everyone in this thread:

(http://www.literalmayhem.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fuck-you-guys.jpg)

( :lol: )

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jasper on March 18, 2010, 11:51:13 PM

Now I have get a girlfriend who's into Yakity Sex. I've given it some thought, and it could actually be kind of fun.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 11:52:21 PM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:49:36 PM
I have one thing to say to everyone in this thread:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.literalmayhem.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fuck-you-guys.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.literalmayhem.com/&usg=__2q79qEFeNMngxejArJg97Fuc53I=&h=436&w=596&sz=79&hl=en&start=3&sig2=23hQRoS9oQV-44mTzDQvVw&itbs=1&tbnid=yR0N5a0R8puacM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfuck%2Byou%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=GryiS7i2E5PmsAPpsdHZAw

Oh, yeah, poor Freeky hasn't been laid in forever, the guy that wants her disgusts her, and the guy she wants is 99% Gay.

:lulz:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:55:00 PM

That's my luck though. Everyone I find attractive is either waaay older AND taken OR they're mostly gay. :facepalm:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:04:11 AM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 18, 2010, 11:55:00 PM
That's my luck though. Everyone I find attractive is either waaay older AND taken OR they're mostly gay. :facepalm:

That's not luck, it's the way you've wired yourself.

You should change that.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM

Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM

Sounds like fun! :D

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM

Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun! :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn. :lulz:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:15:53 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.

...I'm scared. :aww:

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun! :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn. :lulz:

OH GAWD! :x

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:17:16 AM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.

...I'm scared. :aww:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun! :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn. :lulz:

OH GAWD! :x

It's fucking PERFECT. It's full of OLDER GAY guys.

And we have the perfect negative reinforcement. :)

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:29:55 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:17:16 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.

...I'm scared. :aww:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun! :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn. :lulz:

OH GAWD! :x

It's fucking PERFECT. It's full of OLDER GAY guys.

And we have the perfect negative reinforcement. :)

WHAT?

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:42:14 AM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:29:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:17:16 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:15:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:11:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
Well, I'm working my way away from older guys. It's a start.

Well, I am a Doktor, and we will cure you this weekend.

...I'm scared. :aww:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 12:15:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 19, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Sounds like fun! :D

No, I'm WAY too old for her.

This will be aversion therapy.

At the Venture Inn. :lulz:

OH GAWD! :x

It's fucking PERFECT. It's full of OLDER GAY guys.

And we have the perfect negative reinforcement. :)

WHAT?

Never you mind.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 12:48:01 AM

If this is revenge for that mahna mahna song, I'm really sorry about that. :sad:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 19, 2010, 12:48:24 AM

Let me guess:
You've modified the electric puppy harness you were working on.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 01:47:51 PM

:crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey:

REVENGE!

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 03:34:15 PM

:x I said sorry! And you had it coming! But I'm still sorry! Even though it was funny!

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:02:53 PM

I didn't have THAT coming.

Maria must pay for this.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 04:04:47 PM

Yes. She started it.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:05:24 PM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
Yes. She started it.

Oh, yeah, but last night went over the line.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:37:40 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
Yes. She started it.

Oh, yeah, but last night went over the line.

Yakety Sex not good?

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:48:59 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 04:04:47 PM
Yes. She started it.

Oh, yeah, but last night went over the line.

Yakety Sex not good?

Sure it was.

Then she upped the ante by taking a purgative right before nookie.

Yeah.

Dok,
Got technicolor yawned.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 05:04:15 PM

Huh, how is that even fun?

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:06:02 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 05:04:15 PM
Huh, how is that even fun?

It wasn't. This is now a grudge match.

Dunno how I'm gonna top puking during sex, though.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 05:08:35 PM

Have a few laxatives?

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:09:26 PM

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 05:08:35 PM
Have a few laxatives?

Nope. Not going there.

1. She'll be expecting that, and

2. She'd shoot me in the face.

Need something totally unexpected.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: LMNO on March 19, 2010, 05:24:35 PM

Flowers and candy. Be gentle and loving. Get her paranoid as hell.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM

Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest. Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).

:lol:

THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:26:56 PM

BTW, she reads this forum. So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:36:54 PM

Quote from: LMNO on March 19, 2010, 05:24:35 PM
Flowers and candy. Be gentle and loving. Get her paranoid as hell.

Ho ho!

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:38:40 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
BTW, she reads this forum. So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight. Anything she sees will be after the fact.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:11 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest. Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).

:lol:

THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well. Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:29 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
BTW, she reads this forum. So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight. Anything she sees will be after the fact.

:lol: Got it. Very sneaky of you, Rog.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:40:05 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest. Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).

:lol:

THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well. Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought. A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:41:03 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
BTW, she reads this forum. So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight. Anything she sees will be after the fact.

:lol: Got it. Very sneaky of you, Rog.

I am a sneaky bastard.

One other thought. We are both allowed to have girls on the side (I don't, by preference), but not guys.

I could have a friend come over and be all FABULOUS.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:42:07 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
BTW, she reads this forum. So it's not like this is an ACTUAL surprise, dammit!

She's on a gig until late tonight. Anything she sees will be after the fact.

:lol: Got it. Very sneaky of you, Rog.

I am a sneaky bastard.

One other thought. We are both allowed to have girls on the side (I don't, by preference), but not guys.

I could have a friend come over and be all FABULOUS.

Ooh...that would stir the pot.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:42:42 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest. Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).

:lol:

THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well. Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought. A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

That's what I was thinking...Nurse Mayhem's skillz would be useful in the portrait area.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:44:10 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
Get a fake tatt of her name and portrait on YOUR chest. Tell her you love her forever and want her to do the same on her ass (Your Name, Your Portrait).

:lol:

THEN RUN.

edited for clarity

You know, that particular location could be switched as well. Or moved to a better one (arm, HER chest, etc.).

It's a thought. A little elaborate, but could have evil roomie use india ink or something.

That's what I was thinking...Nurse Mayhem's skillz would be useful in the portrait area.

NO.

Gonna feed her when she gets home, and then tell her I got us his & her tapeworms. :lulz: That's the one thing about the whole pervert thing that REALLY grossed her out.

Dok,
Long on inspiration, short on survival skills.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:44:58 PM

:lol: His and Her Tapeworms...lovely.

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:45:40 PM

Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:44:58 PM
:lol: His and Her Tapeworms...lovely.

You just know this whole business is going to end badly. :lulz:

Title: Re: LMNO, I am holding you personally responsible for my lack of sleep.
Post by: Z³ on March 19, 2010, 07:19:45 PM

I imagine we could have a pretty interesting discussion on parasite fetishism in that other thread.
Or would that be going too far?

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 02:13:14 PM