dear PD,
I bet there are lots of kinks on here, so, I ask:
do you have any fetishes? If so, please name and describe them. or don't. your choice.
(discussion open to real clinical fetishes and paraphilias and just little personal kinks and preferences.)
don't be too shy.
love,
lady grinning soul
Haha alright I'll bite :lol:
I don't have any fetishes really but I will go crazy/do crazy things if I am lightly bitten around on the neck/shoulder ... actually anywhere.
I suppose I am kind of a masochist I do like a bit of pain.
But other than that nothing else ... I haven't had any action for awhile :x
I like to bite/be bitten, spankings, BDSM (mostly just cuz of the fashion. BOOOOOOTS!!), and that's pretty much it as far as preferences go.
I'm willing to try quite a few things, also.
ETA: The whole master/slave thing is a total turn off, though. It's depressing for me.
- Women in stiletto heels with spurs on them, the longer the legs the better.
- Girls with lots of piercings or tattoos (Goddamn I love them suicide girls)
- Nazi SS Military uniforms, on her or myself
- Big dumb pretty boys with big thumbs
- Latex and power tools
Seconding boots
I DUNNO IF YOU COUNT THIS AS A FETISH BUT I LOVE SPOONING ALSO
... and underwear!
FROM THE
early 1990's into early 2000's I worked the fetish scene back in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and (mostly) here in Portland, Oregon. Everything from security, performance and DJing. A lot of events were monthly mobile location settings, DJ'd several private events & also DJ'd regularly at a gay leather/ S&M bar for about 3 years, on and off. Touring bars/ clubs in Germany and Holland I found fetish to be explored much more regularly at the gay bars, friday night at "Scheune" bar or "Tom's", in Berlin, was the equivalent to any "red hanky", "Master/ Slave" and "uniform" party all rolled into one. I learned quite a bit about the different things people were/ are into, some intrigued me, some eventually bored me and some i as yet just don't get. Although I still like girls in 8" heels and catwoman masks & guys in hot uniforms (or just well fitting leathers), that shit's ten miles from fetish, it's just hawt - what i discovered was that i myself don't actually have any real fetish at all.
Quote from: NotPublished on March 18, 2010, 03:00:44 AM
Haha alright I'll bite :lol:
But other than that nothing else ... I haven't had any action for awhile :x
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Faust on March 18, 2010, 03:10:29 AM
- Nazi SS Military uniforms
:ECH:
Quote from: NotPublished on March 18, 2010, 03:10:53 AM
I DUNNO IF YOU COUNT THIS AS A FETISH BUT I LOVE SPOONING ALSO
... and underwear!
what sort of underwear?
I dunno I just like those underwears that are sorta like mini-shorts .. Brievs or whatever their called.
Boy shorts, if they'r eon girls. At least here they are.
Boxer briefs on boys.
Sports bras
Active participation (I WISH I didn't have to specify this.)
Ability to hold an intelligent chat (See above.)
S/M or D/S if the mood strikes
Comissar hats.
Power Armor
Also relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGzhutyOMSk
sports bras?? lol i like that one.
The only thing I like that approaches a "fetish" is to wake up and realize my morning wood is being, uh, utilized and has been since before I had awakened.
Hmm. Small breasts, small-medium hips, brunettes/redheads, light skin, long hair. The classic big-breasted blonde look is rather a turnoff for me. Also definitely not into the sadism bit, the idea of hurting someone I love is rather disgusting.
Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 18, 2010, 04:04:15 AM
Also definitely not into the sadism bit, the idea of hurting someone I love is rather disgusting.
Yeah, this is how I've felt about the subject too.
A: OOH YEAH HARDER!
B: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OKAY?
Now hang on. There's a big difference, IMO, between sadism and getting a little rough.
Rough = bonus, sadism = GTFO my bed :x
I wouldn't say I have any fetishes or really even any kinks to speak of. I like all the same "kinky" stuff everyone likes; ie. I'm pretty vanilla.
Oh, except for Ford trucks made between 1967-1979. Instant lubrication. Rrrraaawr.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
I wouldn't say I have any fetishes or really even any kinks to speak of. I like all the same "kinky" stuff everyone likes; ie. I'm pretty vanilla.
dude you were totally discussing pegging in another thread :lulz:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
I wouldn't say I have any fetishes or really even any kinks to speak of. I like all the same "kinky" stuff everyone likes; ie. I'm pretty vanilla.
Oh, except for Ford trucks made between 1967-1979. Instant lubrication. Rrrraaawr.
I'd have to agree with you, actually.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 04:50:53 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
I wouldn't say I have any fetishes or really even any kinks to speak of. I like all the same "kinky" stuff everyone likes; ie. I'm pretty vanilla.
dude you were totally discussing pegging in another thread :lulz:
Yeah, but that counts as something everyone likes!
That's one of those things some people just SAY they don't like.
Hmm. Me?
One of my things is outfits that aren't skimpy but sort of show off a bit of hip or inner thigh. Hawt.
Or when a girl says something really unexpected and clever.
I think overall though, the most sexy thing is a girl who is healthy. Not over or under-weight, and full of life.
That's not really a kink though.
Oh well.
It really turns me on to stick my finger in your ear.
Quote from: Nast on March 18, 2010, 05:21:32 AM
It really turns me on to stick my finger in your ear.
That's not okay.
While kissing?
Glaaaaagh!!
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 04:50:53 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 04:46:18 AM
I wouldn't say I have any fetishes or really even any kinks to speak of. I like all the same "kinky" stuff everyone likes; ie. I'm pretty vanilla.
dude you were totally discussing pegging in another thread :lulz:
AGAIN
that's just hawt. The need for the Nixon mask makes it fetish.
I <3 chubbies. There, I've admitted it. I hope you're happy now. I like lots and lots of curves.
And red heads. Who doesn't love red heads? Especially with freckles.
I really enjoy beating the shit out someone I love. Or don't love, for that matter.
really really enjoy
Quote from: Nast on March 18, 2010, 05:21:32 AM
It really turns me on to stick my finger in your ear.
:lulz:
It's my understanding that something is only a fetish if you absolutely cannot achieve sexual gratification without it, otherwise it's just a kink.
By that definition, I have a vagina fetish.
I can only get off if she's dressed like the Pink Power Ranger, and we use Shakespearian era dirty talk.
Cain,
had an unusually traumatic childhood.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 18, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
It's my understanding that something is only a fetish if you absolutely cannot achieve sexual gratification without it, otherwise it's just a kink.
By that definition, I have a vagina fetish.
Power Armor is a MUST then. I'm not interested otherwise.
Anyways.
Going textbook, a sexual fetish is arrousal by a specific thing, not usually directly associated with arrousal. This can be an item, body part, idea, look, etc. This is in association with "normal" sexual conduct though. (Which is a concept on the whole I don't agree with the definition of.)Paraphilia is feeling sexual attraction towards a non human item.
Beign excited by the use of cleaning apparatus durign sex, that'd be a fetish.
Wanting to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, and becoming aroused form looking AT vacuum cleaners would fall more under paraphilia
No fetishes here....
i'm very boring in bed.
i'm not even very active.
i just lie there perfectly still.
like a statue.
in fact, i have to cover myself in plaster and pretend like i am a statue for anything to work.
20HP+ Air compressor, crotchless wetsuits, rubber hose full of mayonaise, stompin' boots, BIG RED STRAPS, and party hats, or GTFO.
Barbed wire, blow torches, tapioca pudding, and entire series of Mr Belvedere.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 18, 2010, 01:56:24 PM
Barbed wire, blow torches, tapioca pudding, and entire series of Mr Belvedere.
Is forget 2 live chickens.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 18, 2010, 01:56:24 PM
Barbed wire, blow torches, tapioca pudding, and entire series of Mr Belvedere.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 18, 2010, 01:56:24 PM
Barbed wire, blow torches, tapioca pudding, and entire series of Mr Belvedere.
:horrormirth:
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Imported/ShowPix/Jonathan/imagesA_M/mr-belvedere.jpg)
i've gotten that theme song stuck in my head before, but never during sexy time....
Chips on china, never matter before... who care...
this .....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/kel_of_odin/steph.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/kel_of_odin/steph.jpg) kind of NWS, no nudity but a stuffy bottom employer might not approve
pain, bondage, outfits.
I'm into the kink. Rather not spill too many details here, but I love both ends of the power exchange circuit. It's actually been kind of a problem over the years - I just can't get with vanilla people, kink is one of my criteria for whether or not I'll hook up with somebody.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 18, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
It's my understanding that something is only a fetish if you absolutely cannot achieve sexual gratification without it, otherwise it's just a kink.
By that definition, I have a vagina fetish.
no blow jobs for you then?
almost forgot watching pudding wrestling.....esp when its hot friends.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=73477121&albumID=2263380&imageID=32861523 (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=73477121&albumID=2263380&imageID=32861523)
I have a little bit of a fetish for Joe's house, AKA Nigel & Mario's Joe's-On-Vacation Sex Shack.
Ahhhh, what a great summer that was! If Joe knew, he'd never look at any surface in his house the same way again.
Or maybe he does know, and that's his fetish.
Red was a wise choice for the blankets. We are very sorry about the mattress though. And the kim chee.
Something I've noticed about these kinds of threads is that they have a tendency to become an illustrated "Who's Kinkier Than Who?" competition for the younger set who still find novelty and bragging rights in kink, and a "This Is All Old Hat So I'm Just Going To Make Jokes" exercise for the older set who have done everything and no longer consider it kink.
I'm really glad Aini's not here.
That said, I find other people's actual fetishes really interesting. I'm not talking about "fetish gear" which is almost invariably just S&M-type black leather/latex/whips/ball gags etc. but ACTUAL fetishes, like balloons or CFNM.
what about you, lady grinning soul?
Okay, here we go!
CLOTHING FETISH!!! Uniforms, costumes, tall boots, leg/arm warmers (Halloween is the best time of the year), but really, anything that can stay on during sex.
MIRRORS!!!!! This satisfies both my voyeuristic tendencies (cuz I'm watching through the mirror) and my exhibitionist tendencies (because I'm being watched). I really enjoy being watched by a third party, though. Not really sure why.
MORE THAN TWO PEOPLE!!!! self explanatory. Sex with someone else is good, but the more the merrier IMO
EMO GIRLS!!!!! This is something I just got into. It makes sense, because a lot of emo fashion is compatible with my clothing fetish, and it turns out that I really like colored hair. Like bright pink or blue, something out of the ordinary.
I think the first two on my list are really close to, if not completely, real fetishes. I have a difficult time staying interested without a hawt outfit or a looking glass. Does that make me weird?
Well, I suppose I should weigh in on this one.
First, it's not a fetish per se, but it engenders other's: I am, as they say, "up for any program".
But going fist in glove hand in hand with that is what I suppose is my real fetish, in terms of "what gets LMNO hot".
I get sexually aroused by seeing my partner getting off. So, I'm kind of a chameleon. If my gets off hard with standard penetration and clitoral stimulation, then I am a missionary-with-thumb-on-the-clit kind of guy. If he's the kind of guy that gets off on rimming, then I have a really clean sphincter. If she likes to get choked with an O-ring collar and reins while her hair is being pulled getting fucked doggy style with a butt plug up her ass, I'm your man.
That much said, I'm naturally drawn towards asses.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooKinkyToTorture
Because I am here to help.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 18, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
I'm into the kink. Rather not spill too many details here, but I love both ends of the power exchange circuit. It's actually been kind of a problem over the years - I just can't get with vanilla people, kink is one of my criteria for whether or not I'll hook up with somebody.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 18, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
It's my understanding that something is only a fetish if you absolutely cannot achieve sexual gratification without it, otherwise it's just a kink.
By that definition, I have a vagina fetish.
no blow jobs for you then?
sure, as long as they're given by someone with a vagina.
you can still achieve gratification solo, i would imagine.
if you want to break the game in that way, you should probably say you have a 'my own cock' fetish....
Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish? I can't get an erection without it.
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 06:53:05 PM
you can still achieve gratification solo, i would imagine.
if you want to break the game in that way, you should probably say you have a 'my own cock' fetish....
I can, but I'm almost always looking at pictures of vagina when doing so, even if they're only in my mind.
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 06:55:05 PM
Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish? I can't get an erection without it.
This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 18, 2010, 06:56:11 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 06:53:05 PM
you can still achieve gratification solo, i would imagine.
if you want to break the game in that way, you should probably say you have a 'my own cock' fetish....
I can, but I'm almost always looking at pictures of vagina when doing so, even if they're only in my mind.
does that count?
could you say you have a group sex fetish even if you've only ever had sex with one person?
or a furry fetish even if you don't own a costume?
Many people have fetishes they don't IRL persue.
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Many people have fetishes they don't IRL persue.
i'm not satisfied with that way of looking at it.
if they do not pursue it, then they wouldn't achieve sexual gratification. and if just thinking about it is enough to qualify, then it just becomes ridiculous.
like saying someone that wants to kill someone is a killer, even if they are too fearful to actually do it.
or saying someone is gay even if they never have sex with someone of the same gender....
I think these are all labels for behaviors, not desires....
otherwise, fuck you! i'm a dragon!
:D
"Persue"?
Oh, LMNO, what would the Queen say?
Goddamn it, I'm working on 3 hours of sleep here. I used all my language skills seven hours ago when I wrote today's SME.
Ipt, I know people who have a centaur fetish.
Think about that. CENTAUR FETISH. They are sexually aroused by the idea of a mythological creature.
Or people who have rape fetishes/fantasies.
Or, let's say, someone who constantly jerks off to the idea of anal sex, yet can't currently find a woman who really, really wants it in their ass.
Is fetish. Is unrealized, yet is fetish.
Anal centaur rape fetish?
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
Goddamn it, I'm working on 3 hours of sleep here. I used all my language skills seven hours ago when I wrote today's SME.
Ipt, I know people who have a centaur fetish.
Think about that. CENTAUR FETISH. They are sexually aroused by the idea of a mythological creature.
So, yiff.
alright, so fetish in this context just means 'something you find hawt', rather than 'something that you cannot achieve gratification without'?
that seems diluted.
it somehow seems disrespectful to the people that actually put their dignity and more on the line by pursuing these acts/things....
also, the wife and i have a riding crop, and a ping pong paddle. every so often she likes to get a pink ass. but, i would hardly call that a fetish, no?
more generally we have a ton of toys of all stripes. if you include all of those, something gets used more often than not. does that mean we have a 'toy fetish'?
i guess i just think the term should be more restrictive.
also, i'm just arguing for the fuck of it... :D
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
alright, so fetish in this context just means 'something you find hawt', rather than 'something that you cannot achieve gratification without'?
that seems diluted.
it somehow seems disrespectful to the people that actually put their dignity and more on the line by pursuing these acts/things....
also, the wife and i have a riding crop, and a ping pong paddle. every so often she likes to get a pink ass. but, i would hardly call that a fetish, no?
more generally we have a ton of toys of all stripes. if you include all of those, something gets used more often than not. does that mean we have a 'toy fetish'?
i guess i just think the term should be more restrictive.
also, i'm just arguing for the fuck of it... :D
From OP:
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM
(discussion open to real clinical fetishes and paraphilias and just little personal kinks and preferences.)
Clinically, you're right: it is an object you cannot acheive sexual gratification without.
However, that leaves a lot of room between what is physically needed to achieve orgasm, and what is mentally needed to achieve orgasm.
Because we don't have a good word for it, most of us use "fetish" when it deviates from an undefined state of "normal".
Most people define "normal" as heterosexual vaginal penetration with a minimal amount of bodily contortion or supplemental devices.
LMNO
-semantic fetishist.
Fetish: "c : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression"
-- this is the dictionary definition
however, its meaning in modern parlance has shifted a bit. If you were on a porn site and clicked on the "fetish" category, you'd probably see BDSM. People do use the word to refer to things which they prefer to get off to. Another definition of "fetish" is "fixation". So it's fair to say that you have a boot fetish if you like kissing sexy boots, even if they're not necessary for you to get off.
Not technically a fetish, but for some reason I find speech impediments sexxxay.
hm.
yes, i'm obviously wrong here.
perhaps, however, there should be some modifier indicative of the actual act or presence of things outside of the accepted norm necessary to get off.
those guys that require giant diapers and their asses being wiped really should get some delineation from those who simply like big butts and cannot lie....
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 18, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Not technically a fetish, but for some reason I find speech impediments sexxxay.
Probably the same reason I dig odd facial features.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 18, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Not technically a fetish, but for some reason I find speech impediments sexxxay.
Probably the same reason I dig odd facial features.
you both had your first sexual experience while watching Sloth in the Goonies?
Quote from: Iptuous on March 18, 2010, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 07:42:58 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 18, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Not technically a fetish, but for some reason I find speech impediments sexxxay.
Probably the same reason I dig odd facial features.
you both had your first sexual experience while watching Sloth in the Goonies?
There go my nipples again.
I have, I'll admit, some control and power kinks. I like being in charge and variations thereof - light bondage, choking, power positions, biting. But somewhat contradictory to that I really need the girl to get off, and I get rapidly closer to climax when she does. Also there have been a few filthy things said to me that I've been really into.
I don't require this, mind you, and plenty of my sex is vanilla, but these things are good to mix it up. Also, lingerie does it for me.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 18, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Not technically a fetish, but for some reason I find speech impediments sexxxay.
A girl had me close my eyes and gave me a blowjob while she spole to me in a French accent, but it was so awful and so filled with "'ow you say" all the time that I had a hard time not giggling. It was cute, but I think it's safe to say I don't share this one.
Going by the proper definition, is it even possible to have an orgasm denial fetish?
"I cant get off without not getting off"
Quote from: Z³ on March 18, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Going by the proper definition, is it even possible to have an orgasm denial fetish?
"I cant get off without not getting off"
That's the tantric spags.
Quote from: EoC on March 18, 2010, 07:51:49 PM
A girl had me close my eyes and gave me a blowjob while she spole to me in a French accent, but it was so awful and so filled with "'ow you say" all the time that I had a hard time not giggling. It was cute, but I think it's safe to say I don't share this one.
How rude.
Doesn't she know not to talk when her mouth is full?
Quote from: Z³ on March 18, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Going by the proper definition, is it even possible to have an orgasm denial fetish?
"I cant get off without not getting off"
Like as a control, delay, or frustration thing?
I like wearing lingerie (even when not having sex), am more sub, I like getting my hair pulled, bitten (not too hard, because that just hurts), pushed up against stuff, spanked, sometimes being told what to do (only during sex, and if it's just being a sexy thing. Otherwise it's a GTFO). Occasionally I like to be tied up, or feel restrained either by being held down, or something along those lines. Also, I have a thing for 'bad boys' (shocker), and more exotic looking guys. Not so much the white, cookie cutter, abercrombie and fitch type that runs rampant around CA. :x Recently I've really developed a thing for Middle Eastern and Indian guys. :fap: Accents are usually hot too. Oh, and doing stuff in unconventional places is fun too. Like awkward car sex, or making out in a dressing room, park, etc, etc.
But that super sweet, tender, I just wanna love you shit gets you tossed out on your ass right quick.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:07:52 PM
I like wearing lingerie (even when not having sex), am more sub, I like getting my hair pulled, bitten (not too hard, because that just hurts), pushed up against stuff, spanked, sometimes being told what to do (only during sex, and if it's just being a sexy thing. Otherwise it's a GTFO). Occasionally I like to be tied up, or feel restrained either by being held down, or something along those lines. Also, I have a thing for 'bad boys' (shocker), and more exotic looking guys. Not so much the white, cookie cutter, abercrombie and fitch type that runs rampant around CA. :x Recently I've really developed a thing for Middle Eastern and Indian guys. :fap: Accents are usually hot too.
But that super sweet, tender, I just wanna love you shit gets you tossed out on your ass right quick.
Oh my. You equestrians are always so
naughty.
Also: JUUUUUUUUUUUNE!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.t-shirt-barn.com/images/PROWORLD_2/A10850B-md.jpg)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
(http://www.t-shirt-barn.com/images/PROWORLD_2/A10850B-md.jpg)
Yes plz.
what's a fetish thread without this question for everyone.
ANAL???????
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 18, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Going by the proper definition, is it even possible to have an orgasm denial fetish?
"I cant get off without not getting off"
That's the tantric spags.
I find that stuff interesting, and useful, but I don't buy into the mysticism.
Quote from: Richter on March 18, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
Like as a control, delay, or frustration thing?
I was merely music about the inherent contradiction in terms regarding something that I consider to most definitely be a fetish, but it could certainly go any of those three ways. For me its usually one of the first two, when it goes well, but its the latter when it doesn't.
my ass hurts
Quote from: Z³ on March 18, 2010, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 18, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 18, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Going by the proper definition, is it even possible to have an orgasm denial fetish?
"I cant get off without not getting off"
That's the tantric spags.
I find that stuff interesting, and useful, but I don't buy into the mysticism.
Quote from: Richter on March 18, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
Like as a control, delay, or frustration thing?
I was merely music about the inherent contradiction in terms regarding something that I consider to most definitely be a fetish, but it could certainly go any of those three ways. For me its usually one of the first two, when it goes well, but its the latter when it doesn't.
Just curious. There are the deliberate "build-up" techniques too, which can be interesting to play with.
(Don't know if it's ZOMG TANTRA or not.)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:07:52 PM
I like wearing lingerie (even when not having sex), am more sub, I like getting my hair pulled, bitten (not too hard, because that just hurts), pushed up against stuff, spanked, sometimes being told what to do (only during sex, and if it's just being a sexy thing. Otherwise it's a GTFO). Occasionally I like to be tied up, or feel restrained either by being held down, or something along those lines.
When the hell did my wife move to California?
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
aw I'm glad this thread is unfolding so nicely.
discussing fetishism raises a lot of questions. but oh well there aren't a lot of concrete answers when it comes to human sexuality!
but thank you all for being playful while being as respectful as you lot can be :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on March 18, 2010, 04:17:23 PM
what about you, lady grinning soul?
well, since you asked...
- I have a huge thing for round bellies. I love a man with a gut and an otherwise average build and also I dig pregnant chicks. I pretty much am into this for aesthetic reasons not entirely understood.
oh and I like older men. much older. especially if they used to be a hippie in their youth and smoked to much weed and write poetry now and are kinda lonely.
- teachers. who are old men. and dont teach math.
- military uniforms.
- subtly emasculating men.
- playing chess while naked
- mirrors
- girls who look like me
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
This thread is making me frustrated.
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)[/list]
Oshi-
Pance explosion!
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 07:56:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on March 18, 2010, 07:51:49 PM
A girl had me close my eyes and gave me a blowjob while she spole to me in a French accent, but it was so awful and so filled with "'ow you say" all the time that I had a hard time not giggling. It was cute, but I think it's safe to say I don't share this one.
How rude.
Doesn't she know not to talk when her mouth is full?
You know if she had it might've helped the accent a little.
Also I shouldn't be reading this thread at work, I do believe I'm getting the vapors.
Quote from: EoC on March 18, 2010, 08:57:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 07:56:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on March 18, 2010, 07:51:49 PM
A girl had me close my eyes and gave me a blowjob while she spole to me in a French accent, but it was so awful and so filled with "'ow you say" all the time that I had a hard time not giggling. It was cute, but I think it's safe to say I don't share this one.
How rude.
Doesn't she know not to talk when her mouth is full?
You know if she had it might've helped the accent a little.
Also I shouldn't be reading this thread at work, I do believe I'm getting the vapors.
I did have a fling with a chick who would start speaking in fluent french when things got physical.
It was pretty confusing, to tell you the truth, but still pretty hot.
I used to have a boyfriend who liked to tie me up with rubber hose, gag me, and tickle me until I peed
that was pretty fun
eventually I stopped being ticklish though.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:18:48 PM
what's a fetish thread without this question for everyone.
ANAL???????
Pretty sure LGS and I already covered that.
Hm...I'll fill mine out later.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 18, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:18:48 PM
what's a fetish thread without this question for everyone.
ANAL???????
Pretty sure LGS and I already covered that.
:wink: :a2m:
Wait, you're not supposed to play chess naked?
:sad:
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)[/list]
Oshi-
Pance explosion!
Heels O.o
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2010, 10:25:39 PM
Wait, you're not supposed to play chess naked?
:sad:
This. How else are you supposed to push the pieces around?
I mainly ask because I'm playing naked right now.
Athletic black men make me :fap: :fap: :fap:
but i dont really have fetish
edit
oh and dudes with good hair. i mean cut / not cut well for their face and styled and taken care of NOT STRAGGLY HIPPY HAIR OMG LEARN TO CUT YOUR SPLIT ENDS OFF AND WOULD IT KILL YOU PEOPLE TO LAYER IT OR SOMETHING SO IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A LIMP MESS ARRRRGH
/endrage
Okay.
- Androgyny, in any form more or less, is heavily attractive to me
- Otherwise, in women: /curves/; in men: /muscles/; in both; taller/larger than me
- If not item one, then item two; if item two then: I like people who are generally older than me. Maturity is a plus. Intelligence is a major turn on. So is a level of geekiness.
Okay, that was easy to admit, this not so much....
- Definitely a sub in bed. To the point of a little D/s in some situations, though not any of that master/slave stuff, creepy.
- I really enjoy getting other people off. Oral? yes, definitely. Or however they like it.
- Orgasms. Especially screaming ones. :oops:
- Ejaculation. Male or, more especially, female. :oops: :oops:
- Anal? Yes. but I would never be interested in pegging anybody, just receiving.
- Light bondage and orgasm denial/forcing. Receiving.
And probably some other things that I don't feel like talking about. :oops:
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Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)
Smokin'.
Pixie haz kinks more than technical fetishes per say. I likes the bondage, moar subby than dom, but sometimes the switch is fun, a good spanking, a little bit of pain, ice and cold things, general exploration, but not the anal thx, hair pulled can be hawt, outside in the rain is :fap: and I used to really like smoking joints whilst getting head. :'( corsets are fun, other dressing up games (no schoolgirl, cop, or furry stuff) vibrating g-spot cock rings ARE AWESOME, toys, ripped tights, scissors, inside of my wrists nibbled, getting a little bitey, mirrors and Japanese barmaids with blue hair. Also payne's accent. is :fap::fap:
Yay for getting laid in 2 days time.
Car sex.
Outdoor sex.
I don't NEED these things, but I really, really dig them.
Oh, duh. *forehead smack*
LIBRARIANS.
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 18, 2010, 11:52:57 PM
Oh, duh. *forehead smack*
LIBRARIANS.
I'd say "HELL YES!" but it would be way too much of an oedipus complex for me. :lulz:
"Archival Clerks"?
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Gotta have the large glasses, though.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Blowup dolls also have that problem.
You solve it in the same way, too.
Duct-tape.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Blowup dolls also have that problem.
You solve it in the same way, too.
Duct-tape.
:spittake:
I keep forgetting what a vile person you are. :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Blowup dolls also have that problem.
You solve it in the same way, too.
Duct-tape.
I just had this great mental image of a hot librarian fucking a blow-up doll, and them both "Shh!" ing at each other. :lulz:
:O
I also like having Payne in physical proximity rather than 404 miles away.
Otherwise sex is just assisted fapping.
Pixie,
G-spot cock rings?! please to explain. i get the feeling i'm missing out on something interesting...
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 12:08:00 AM
:O
I also like having Payne in physical proximity rather than 404 miles away.
Otherwise sex is just assisted fapping.
Awww
Ippy, they are disposable, we got one from a website, you place on penis in appropriate location and cover with condom. Then cue screaming woman and lazy but smug man. Was an awesome birthday gift.
still don't get it. with gspot being internal and requiring some decent upward pressure, i would think the cock ring would have to be a couple inches down the shaft and stick up a bit, which would make for difficulty coming back out?
you're not talking about clit stimulation cock rings, right?
Oh, also....
forgot. sex with intention of pregnancy is HAWT.
there's a little something extra visceral about trying your damnedest to really sow your seed.
in the current day, it actually seems a little taboo, as well! :lol:
there's some people, that if you casually tell them you fucked her in the ass, they'd smile and say, 'that's nice.', but if you tell them your trying to get pregnant, they're a bit horrified....
ehheh
Lol! Sounds fun!
My girl and I just got a "WeVibe II", and it has proven to be the most versatile thing we've owned (internal rechargeable batteries and water resistant, to boot):
http://iscreamyouscream.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/i-vibe-you-vibe-we-vibe/
http://we-vibe.com/
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:06:34 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:01:17 AM
Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.
Blowup dolls also have that problem.
You solve it in the same way, too.
Duct-tape.
I just had this great mental image of a hot librarian fucking a blow-up doll, and them both "Shh!" ing at each other. :lulz:
:lulz::1fap:
G-spot ring vibrating unit is flat, placed at appropriate point on shaft and then covered with condom. I think Payne ordered it from the Lovehoney website.
I think the condom is the essential part of not getting the thing lost or stuck.
Interesting!
Now I want to get one of those and a clit stimulator and become CYBORG COCK:
Some kind of superhero or something, I guess!
:magick:
Heh that would be interesting. I need more bondage tape.
While I'm at it, I could also get one of those spider man web launchers for it.
There are probably girls who dig that sort of thing, right?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Sig I almost choked on that.
Hmm ...
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much threw me up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.
I guess I do like it rough! These things you find out about yourself.... :lulz:
*edited for great justice*
damn it.
two new sex toys i must get! :argh!:
best bang for the buck we've gotten as far as sex toys goes is the Hitachi Magic Wand.
best vibe evar...
You can get a Hello Kitty one :x
what do you mean :x
THATS AWESOME
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 18, 2010, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)[/list]
Oshi-
Pance explosion!
Heels O.o
yeah. and I'm already 5'10.
im an Amazon
Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Sig I almost choked on that.
Hmm ...
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Corsets and tightlacing.
Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.
Whatever gets you off I guess.
LOL I ment he htrew me up
Quote from: Rumckle on March 19, 2010, 02:16:53 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.
Whatever gets you off I guess.
ahaha i missed that :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 05:37:28 PM
I get sexually aroused by seeing my partner getting off.
2nded. For me, this is key.
Vanilla or standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.
Quote from: Rumckle on March 19, 2010, 02:16:53 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Me and ex made out like mad in the Myer's Elevator once ... he pretty much he threw up against the wall and was slowing caressing me and pretty much raping my face/neck... it was the best thing ever. I was totally off guard to.
Whatever gets you off I guess.
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: FFS :(
I FIXED IT ... but then I wrote he me threw
.. now its he threw me
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
2nded. For me, this is key.
Vanilla or standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :fap:
also edit to say, PEAS I DEMAND PICS
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:29:47 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 08:07:52 PM
I like wearing lingerie (even when not having sex), am more sub, I like getting my hair pulled, bitten (not too hard, because that just hurts), pushed up against stuff, spanked, sometimes being told what to do (only during sex, and if it's just being a sexy thing. Otherwise it's a GTFO). Occasionally I like to be tied up, or feel restrained either by being held down, or something along those lines.
When the hell did my wife move to California?
I feel as though we've had this conversation before, but can't remember where. :lol:
Also that wevibe sounds amazing. Too bad I have no one to use it with...and that it's so expensive...
Now that I'm actually sitting AT the privacy of my home computer...
Corsets, real corsets, corsets that can pull 5" off of your damn waist and cause body-altering results when tightlaced. Especially underbust. I can't stop myself from being really horny when I wear mine for extended periods of time, so I need to learn to control that if I ever intend to be serious with tightlacing.
I've never really been into vibrators. It seems like the orgasm comes too quickly and then you just don't want the thing in you anymore because it gets annoying. I can get myself off with dirty thoughts alone, anyway.
Rough and hard is also the way to go, but not S/M. A spank or two is fine, but when the powertools come out I just say no. If you need that many toys while having sex then you're doing it wrong, IMO.
And no butt. Not at all. Don't touch it, and don't try to put ANYTHING in it. I have intestinal issues as is, for Christ's sake, I don't want my IBS to turn into ulcerative colitis.
Leave my delicate colon alone!
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Crocker1.JPG)
In related news, I have found an animatronic sausage:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eugene/3050425871/
ARE WE BOTH THINKING THE SAME THING?
this reminds me...I need to purchase a new corset soon...
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)
HELLO, NICE LADY.
I think I fetishize certain people, regardless of context. So, E.O.T.
So, revising after thinking more.
Small breasts, small hips, long hair (not blonde), no S&M. That said, I rather like having my hair pulled, but I don't feel pain in my hair. At all. I think I just like the pressure, especially around my craniotomy scar area & the occipital bone.
Also, the one that might be more of a true fetish: I have a very hard time getting off if my partner hasn't. Wanting her to be happy overrides pretty much everything else. Probably why I don't like the sadism, seeing someone I love hurt is an instant turn-off.
As for corsets, I'm a ren-faire geek, so I really don't know. Damn near every woman I know has one, so it's nothing special.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)
HELLO, NICE LADY.
DYKES
would be fistfighting over that shit here in P-Town
Well, I was watching the sky the other day and thinking of humping the clouds...
Oh also BUTTS.
And everything to do with them.
Oh yeah, I dunno if this qualifies as a fetish but I'm pretty much only attracted to men with facial hair. And I know exactly why, too. :x
Also, I really like to pay men for sex.
I also like a good beard on a man and am with Suu on the nothing in my ass cos of the IBS.
Ass grabbing is fine, almost manditory.
I'm married.
My fetish is having sex.
:lulz:
I've been there...
Biting my nipples, but only near orgasm. I mean, HARD biting.
Lessee...I like assplay, but not a lot and usually after first or second orgasm.
Hmmm...men who make me feel tiny, and they are tall and muscly.
ROUGH hands. Not soft, effeminate hands.
Women with soft, cushy boobs I can lay my head on like pillows.
HARD kissing.
Someone who smells like clean laundry. (weird, I know)
I also have a HUGE THING for cologne. Like, sometimes I get turned on walking through Macy's because we passed the cologne and it smells like SEX.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 06:40:36 AM
Oh yeah, I dunno if this qualifies as a fetish but I'm pretty much only attracted to men with facial hair. And I know exactly why, too. :x
Also, I really like to pay men for sex.
THE MOUSTACHE DEMANDS TRIBUTE, THAT'S WHY.
..
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.
I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.
I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.
:?
Enrico and I did a bunch of that.
I bet people think I was trying to do that, but I was being totally serious.
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 19, 2010, 04:08:18 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM
- dressing like a skanky catholic school girl
for the most part, these are optional.
Is not optional. Is mandatory. So are pics of the same.
Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.
its about to get worse.
lady grinning soul delivers:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/lgsskanky.jpg)
HELLO, NICE LADY.
DYKES
would be fistfighting over that shit here in P-Town
Naw. Dykes don't go for pretty. Dykes go for other dykes. Pretty lesbinas go for other pretty lesbinas. I go for pretty lesbina! But she is too young for me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:29:57 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.
I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.
:?
Enrico and I did a bunch of that.
I know, and I liked it. I just don't know why there isn't MORE of it.
Also, I think that almost every serious answer in this thread could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone likes".
Also, Aini.
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
I bet people think I was trying to do that, but I was being totally serious.
I FIGURED THAT
your thing was, not being able to cum unless at least two separate news channels were being broadcast
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every serious answer in this thread could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone likes".
This is true, however, if I were to share this stuff with (most) people I know IRL, I'd be judged or people would just think that I'm kidding (maybe they choose to think I'm kidding, then they wouldn't have to register the facts that people are actualy into different things). So, yeah, while it all seems buisiness as usual here, it's nice to be able to have a place to discuss these things with more open minded people.
I mean, I'm taking a human sexuality course at school right now, with the hopes of good discussion and dialogue. But, those hopes all went out the window when I realized the whole class was either hard-core catholics or people too embarrased to actually talk about things.
So, cheers to LGS for bringing it up and getting a dialogue going.
So, just be the one person who isn't embarrassed. Bonus points if you have a dialogue with yourself because nobody else will talk.
Quote from: dimo on March 19, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every serious answer in this thread could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone likes".
This is true, however, if I were to share this stuff with (most) people I know IRL, I'd be judged or people would just think that I'm kidding (maybe they choose to think I'm kidding, then they wouldn't have to register the facts that people are actualy into different things). So, yeah, while it all seems buisiness as usual here, it's nice to be able to have a place to discuss these things with more open minded people.
I mean, I'm taking a human sexuality course at school right now, with the hopes of good discussion and dialogue. But, those hopes all went out the window when I realized the whole class was either hard-core catholics or people too embarrased to actually talk about things.
So, cheers to LGS for bringing it up and getting a dialogue going.
I don't have a problem with discussions of sexuality, at all. I like sex. I was just liking the funny even more. Also, for most young people sex is still novelty enough that they like to be able to tell other people that they have had/are having/will have sex in the future, and what kind, while us dirty old fucks just snicker creepily and make facetious commentary.
IME this conversation happens over and over again. In time you, too, will be making jokes about wetsuits and snapping turtles when the subject "how kinky R U?" comes up. It's the modern equivalent of the Purity Test. Is that thing still around?
OMG it still exists!
http://www.puritytest.net/
Taking the 1000 question test, be back in 40
Heh. I think my score has finally hit a plateau somewhere in the 20s.
Ooh this is giving me some good ideas.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 06:13:46 PM
Ooh this is giving me some good ideas.
Which is itself a question on the test ("Have you ever taken a purity test with the intention of finding new things to do?").
That test cracks me up because it still uses terms like "necking".
They should have a button for "answer all questions on this page yes".
Blocked. Will try at home later.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every thread on this board could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone posts".
fixed with tongue in cheek
who cares if threads like this recur?
please lay off with the condescending "It's so
cute when children talk about their genitals." vibe-- because I'm enjoying reading everybody's honest responses
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 19, 2010, 04:49:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
I bet people think I was trying to do that, but I was being totally serious.
I FIGURED THAT
your thing was, not being able to cum unless at least two separate news channels were being broadcast
:lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 06:35:58 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every thread on this board could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone posts".
fixed with tongue in cheek
who cares if threads like this recur?
please lay off with the condescending "It's so cute when children talk about their genitals." vibe-- because I'm enjoying reading everybody's honest responses
but it
is cute. And some of us jaded old fucks are probably jealous that it's still a novelty for so many of you.
seriously, though, if this thread causes aini to spontaneously reappear I'll hold you responsible.
Man, I had a hell of a lot of "no, but I want to :(" answers...
edit: 49.2% if anyone cares.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 06:35:58 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every thread on this board could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone posts".
fixed with tongue in cheek
who cares if threads like this recur?
please lay off with the condescending "It's so cute when children talk about their genitals." vibe-- because I'm enjoying reading everybody's honest responses
This,
please :(
It's condescending to everybody who is either young and/or enjoying this thread.
Not to mention that if you use your imagination, it can be pretty hot.
LMNO
-all tingly "down there".
I don't know why, but the series of questions about having sex in places/contraptions of the dead sounded really fun.
Makes me wish I still had that funeral bier.
That brings me back to my goth days... :sniff:
Reminds of of Cemetery Man.
"You know, we have a fantastic Ossuary."
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 06:35:58 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every thread on this board could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone posts".
fixed with tongue in cheek
who cares if threads like this recur?
please lay off with the condescending "It's so cute when children talk about their genitals." vibe-- because I'm enjoying reading everybody's honest responses
Aini/Lysergic territory is kind of what I'm hoping to steer it away from. Because it was definitely going there, especially with a second thread about sex. Really, we don't already talk about it enough in every other thread?
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Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Also, I think that almost every thread on this board could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone posts".
fixed with tongue in cheek
who cares if threads like this recur?
please lay off with the condescending "It's so cute when children talk about their genitals." vibe-- because I'm enjoying reading everybody's honest responses
but it is cute. And some of us jaded old fucks are probably jealous that it's still a novelty for so many of you.
seriously, though, if this thread causes aini to spontaneously reappear I'll hold you responsible.
A bit of this, too.
she appears in chat already the rest of you deserve her too.
also nigel, you have a sex life thread all to your self, let the other people play a bit.
To be fair, she appears in IRC, babbles about her life, then quits when everyone fails to be interested.
Who? Because we all kind of do that.
If you're talking about LGS, I like her.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
Who? Because we all kind of do that.
If you're talking about LGS, I like her.
No, aini. I like LGS too.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
Who? Because we all kind of do that.
If you're talking about LGS, I like her.
No, aini. I like LGS too.
Oh, my bad.
Since I learned Aini is actually male, I think of "her" as "him".
Really? I did not know/care.
But anyway, this thread is about being freaky, not people who are annoying! I decided I really need to find me a masochistic foot fetishist with a penchant for housework.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 07:49:06 PM
Really? I did not know/care.
I now know, but I still don't care.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 07:52:10 PM
But anyway, this thread is about being freaky, not people who are annoying! I decided I really need to find me a masochistic foot fetishist with a penchant for housework.
Quite right. My bad.
That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:
So, 58.5%, on the 1000 question test.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:
Yes. Little Miss Naive Prude Schoolgirl Saspirilla Drinker Smith. <--- your new name.
:x :cry:
Nah, it can be worked on.
I need more restraint kit. Bondage tape is good and cheap.
Bondage tape can be pretty damn awesome! Apparently it feels intolerably weird when peeled off of, uh, moist skin.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.
Not without a willing participant. :argh!:
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.
:fap:
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.
:fap:
I like to lie back and think of England.
:fap:
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Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.
:fap:
I like to lie back and think of England.
:fap:
flat on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags! :lulz:
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
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Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.
Not without a willing participant. :argh!:
Or proper engineering skills.
<...< >...>
What?
Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Quote from: StoreBrand on March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 19, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.
:?
Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Nope.
Don't like being puked on, either. :argh!: THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.
I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight. Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 19, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.
CHAT ROOM DOESN'T COUNT, ENKI.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 19, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.
:?
Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?
BEAT ME TO IT. :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Nope.
Don't like being puked on, either. :argh!: THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.
I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight. Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.
THAT WAS ALL HER IDEA. HER! NOT ME!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:21:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
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Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.
Not without a willing participant. :argh!:
Or proper engineering skills.
<...< >...>
What?
Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.
A few years ago I tested 99 in most of the sciency/buildy subjects on the ASVAB. I think it has more to do with imagination, if I'm gathering what you're saying right...
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:27:45 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 19, 2010, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26% on the 200 question quiz. Fuck yeh
76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.
:?
Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?
No. That's why I was surprised. I didn't think you could actually get below a 90 without having sex, but they have these giveaway questions like "have you ever told a lie" and "have you ever watched porn".
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:33:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:21:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.
Not without a willing participant. :argh!:
Or proper engineering skills.
<...< >...>
What?
Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.
A few years ago I tested 99 in most of the sciency/buildy subjects on the ASVAB. I think it has more to do with imagination, if I'm gathering what you're saying right...
No, you also need to know basic electrical and some welding.
I knew I should have taken welding instead of auto in high school! :argh!:
Hell, I'm probably qualified to become a vestal virgin.
Nast,
Makes a mean mola salsa.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Nope.
Don't like being puked on, either. :argh!: THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.
I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight. Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.
How about fisting?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:43:59 PM
How about fisting?
Never been with a girl that could manage it. I have huge hands.
How about donkey shows?
or
How about donkey punches?
Mmmmmmm... Donkey Punch! (http://www.ubersite.com/m/35441)
How about the old Rusty Trombone?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
can't say that it's something that i regularly do, but many years ago my wife got a wild hair up her ass to pee on me and said to lay down on my stomach so she could pee on me. i said ok, and she did. It was pretty much what i'd expect.....
when she was then cleaning up the mess she made on the floor, i unzipped my pants and peed back on her.
for some reason, she was genuinely surprised, and wasn't expecting it. i thought that was funny.
we laughed afterwards, but didn't see how people would do it sexually.
to each their own!
:wink:
I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.
Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.
Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.
I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.
Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.
im a holy pure nun i got 60.5 % :D
Quote from: dimo on March 19, 2010, 05:53:40 PM
So, cheers to LGS for bringing it up and getting a dialogue going.
thanks man :ECH:
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 07:35:47 PM
Who? Because we all kind of do that.
If you're talking about LGS, I like her.
No, aini. I like LGS too.
:D
:boot:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.
Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.
I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.
Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.
IF you get a lower score than me, I am gonna assume you had a LOT of access to boats.
Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.
There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.
I took the 500 question one. Does the 200 question one have the vaguely moral questions and the ones about drugs?
i did the 1000 version and it took forever and i got bored
I took the 1000 version and it wasted about 10 minutes of my life:
51.4%
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 11:30:15 PM
Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.
There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.
Without having actually read the questions, I now have this mental picture in my mind that some of the questions were directly derived from "Green Eggs and Ham".
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat? etc...
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 20, 2010, 12:02:23 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 11:30:15 PM
Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.
There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.
Without having actually read the questions, I now have this mental picture in my mind that some of the questions were directly derived from "Green Eggs and Ham".
Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat? etc...
Separate questions for boat lengths and types of motors. There is a similar sequence of questions about automobiles, divided up by their weight classes.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 11:19:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.
Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.
I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.
Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.
IF you get a lower score than me, I am gonna assume you had a LOT of access to boats.
I remember the last time I took that I scored somewhere in the mid-20's, but I've usually had access to boats for my entire life.
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A girl had me close my eyes and gave me a blowjob while she spole to me in a French accent, but it was so awful and so filled with "'ow you say" all the time that I had a hard time not giggling. It was cute, but I think it's safe to say I don't share this one.
How rude.
Doesn't she know not to talk when her mouth is full?
You know if she had it might've helped the accent a little.
Also I shouldn't be reading this thread at work, I do believe I'm getting the vapors.
I did have a fling with a chick who would start speaking in fluent french when things got physical.
It was pretty confusing, to tell you the truth, but still pretty hot.
I dated a chick that would speak in fluent German. Not so hot. :|
"85 ...removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"? "
Pedant: Actually, those tags say "UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER." and their colour indicates the status of the material used. If it's all new material the tag is white, if the item (mattress, pillow, chair, whatever) was used before the tag is supposed to be yellow. There is nothing wrong with removing the tag on an item you have bought, it's just illegal for a store to remove the tag.
"122 ...been in public without wearing underwear? "
Yes, it's called a kilt. I'll not run around in a skirt!
"133 ...posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs as a 'favor'? "
No, but my mother (& most of her friends) has. She's an artist, most of her friends are artists, they take turns modelling for sketch practice.
Anyone who thinks this is "impure" or "wrong" is ignoring over a thousand years of art history.
"176 ...worn body paint? "
Does woad count?
"211 ...urinated from higher that the fifth floor or equivalent height, above ground level, out of a building, or off a bridge or any such permanent structure? (e.g. the Grand Canyon) "
No, but this gives me an idea for an excellent terrible art installation: Open wall (with guard rail, due to lawyers) with a (big) urinal outside a floor or two down.
A good few of 285-350 or so: It's amazing how much pretending to fool around with another guy annoys some homophobes. Especially when they can't get away, and know you're both/all straight & are doing it to annoy them. Also, most of 280-365?? are "male-oriented" but some don't define gender. They then get repeated in the "female-oriented" section. Poor test design, they should either define gender or not repeat the questions.
"707 ...had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.) " Everyone who has had sex can answer Yes to this, thanks to the POEE POPE thing.
"752 ...been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?" The image this creates (think extendable doggy leash) gives new meaning to the phrase "well hung."
"791 ...inflated a condom? "
Yes.
"791.5 ...been in a condom water balloon fight?"
"848 ...drank blood? "
See "Black Pudding". Not really drinking, but if you make the stuff...
"858 ...fed live animals to pets (e.g. baby chicks to the pit bull)? "
I don't have a falconry license yet, but if you count a friend's falcon as a "pet" then yes. Similar for mice with a python.
"864 ...watched animals having sex?"
Welcome to the Discovery channel...
"906 ...whipped someone until they bled? "
Yes. Myself. Sport whipcracking is fun, and cutting targets is fun, but the first 4000 times you hit yourself with the whip hurts like hell. I need to get a shorter (6 ft instead of 10) whip to do the really precise stuff, like candles. :(
"956 ...taken opiate in any form? "
Go ahead, go to the doctor with hydrocephalus & get a craniotomy without them giving you any morphine. (actually, the morphine didn't really stop any of the pain. Nor do any of the other opiate painkillers I've been given (vicodin, codine, hydrocodone, etc) except for Reglan (metoclopramide) which is an anti-emetic primarily).
1001: Have you ever corrected the stupid questions on a test?
Yes.
85.1%, largely due to inexperience. And that largely due to depression-induced apathy.
I got 46% on the 500 question one. But I forgot to put yes to the religious one. Damn.
The drug questions always lower my score.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Hm, then posting the link to that kinky-percentage test was maybe not so good an idea? :)
I did the test and promptly forgot the percentage. It was somewhere in the 40-60 range. I bet you'd get a beautiful gauss-curve if you'd plot the score distribution as a histogram :)
Oh yeah and I saw the question about "necking", not entirely sure what it exactly is, kissing passionately on the neck or something? But if you wonder about juvenile terminology, it kind of makes sense to me, at the age where it is actually a question whether you have done it or not, it makes sense no?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 20, 2010, 05:57:36 AMI dated a chick that would speak in fluent German. Not so hot. :|
Must have been the chick's fault.
The female in Stereo Total, or Vive la Fete have totally cute hawt voices. Ok they're both french/german maybe that helps.
But really, "nur noch mit dir" .. just the sound of the words :) It's pure conditioning to think french is somehow the language of love.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 20, 2010, 09:12:15 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.
Anybody here like to get peed on?
Hm, then posting the link to that kinky-percentage test was maybe not so good an idea? :)
I did the test and promptly forgot the percentage. It was somewhere in the 40-60 range. I bet you'd get a beautiful gauss-curve if you'd plot the score distribution as a histogram :)
Oh yeah and I saw the question about "necking", not entirely sure what it exactly is, kissing passionately on the neck or something? But if you wonder about juvenile terminology, it kind of makes sense to me, at the age where it is actually a question whether you have done it or not, it makes sense no?
I posted the link as a joke, actually, because the Purity Test has been around for so long in so many forms that it used to be widely made fun of. But then for some reason I decided to actually waste my time taking it. :x
Yeah but it was totally to be expected that the thread would turn (at least temporarily) into a percentage fest ;-)
"Necking" is what they used to call "making out" in my parents' generation -- back when "making out" was slang for fucking.
Necking = snogging
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 20, 2010, 09:24:17 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 20, 2010, 05:57:36 AMI dated a chick that would speak in fluent German. Not so hot. :|
Must have been the chick's fault.
The female in Stereo Total, or Vive la Fete have totally cute hawt voices. Ok they're both french/german maybe that helps.
But really, "nur noch mit dir" .. just the sound of the words :) It's pure conditioning to think french is somehow the language of love.
i think french sounds like snot
I like the british boys myself... :D
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 20, 2010, 10:34:01 AM
Yeah but it was totally to be expected that the thread would turn (at least temporarily) into a percentage fest ;-)
I actually kind of thought everyone would be familiar with it and would go "LOL purity test!" and ignore it.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 20, 2010, 02:54:14 PM
"Necking" is what they used to call "making out" in my parents' generation -- back when "making out" was slang for fucking.
"Making out" has never been slang for fucking. It's slang for heavy kissing and/or petting. "Necking" is an outdated term from MY parent's generation meaning basically the same thing. I think that "necking" dates at least back to the 20's, while "Making out" only dates to the 50's.
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 20, 2010, 09:24:17 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 20, 2010, 05:57:36 AMI dated a chick that would speak in fluent German. Not so hot. :|
Must have been the chick's fault.
The female in Stereo Total, or Vive la Fete have totally cute hawt voices. Ok they're both french/german maybe that helps.
But really, "nur noch mit dir" .. just the sound of the words :) It's pure conditioning to think french is somehow the language of love.
If German is spoken fluently it's not scary or guttural at all.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 20, 2010, 02:54:14 PM
"Necking" is what they used to call "making out" in my parents' generation -- back when "making out" was slang for fucking.
"Making out" has never been slang for fucking. It's slang for heavy kissing and/or petting. "Necking" is an outdated term from MY parent's generation meaning basically the same thing. I think that "necking" dates at least back to the 20's, while "Making out" only dates to the 50's.
Seriously? It may have had a different evolution geographically. Around here, that's the way it was used.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 20, 2010, 04:06:16 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:00:33 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 20, 2010, 02:54:14 PM
"Necking" is what they used to call "making out" in my parents' generation -- back when "making out" was slang for fucking.
"Making out" has never been slang for fucking. It's slang for heavy kissing and/or petting. "Necking" is an outdated term from MY parent's generation meaning basically the same thing. I think that "necking" dates at least back to the 20's, while "Making out" only dates to the 50's.
Seriously? It may have had a different evolution geographically. Around here, that's the way it was used.
:cn:
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
I don't really have one, unless you count asking my parents. Do you have one?
I can dig up the annotated dictionary of slang my dad was working on in the nineties (if the documents still exist). Maybe that'll have proper citations.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 20, 2010, 04:11:11 PM
I don't really have one, unless you count asking my parents. Do you have one?
I can dig up the annotated dictionary of slang my dad was working on in the nineties (if the documents still exist). Maybe that'll have proper citations.
Closest thing I have to it aside from personal experience is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_out
I do get the impression that the meanings of slang terms evolve at different rates in different places. There aren't many formal studies of euphamisms around, though, so it's hard to tell.
I'm pretty sure I have at least three or four dictionaries of slang and euphamism (the old paper kind) lying around somewhere, so if it's of interest I can look up what the 'experts' have to say about it. At least one of them was last published in the seventies, though.
Call up the folks at "A Way with Words" on NPR...
those fuckers know everything about all aspects of language ...evar....
seriously.
plus, it's just a fucking cool show.
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
here's some info: those girls all look
fucking retarded. If you wanna find a girl who will dress like that for you, I'd try the nearest adult care home.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 20, 2010, 04:39:30 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
here's some info: those girls all look fucking retarded. If you wanna find a girl who will dress like that for you, I'd try the nearest adult care home.
Don't judge me.
I was just offering my sincere and helpful advice.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 20, 2010, 04:54:17 PM
I was just offering my sincere and helpful advice.
Thanks, but no thanks. Those girls are right up my ally.
theres girls under all that STUFF?
I thought it looked neat, in a circus freak kind of way.
I actually have a dictionary of slang. One moment...
neck v. 1. Orig. Stu. to engage in amorous embracing and kissing; pet.--also used trans. Now colloq. Hence necker, necking, n. [Earlier in dial. BrE as 'to cour'; see EDD.]
*1825 in OEDS: Let's see nae mair o' Peter Wallett's neckin' an' touslin' here. 1922 DN V 148: Necking, dancing with cheeks together. 1923 H.L. Mencken Amer. Lang. (ed. 3) 373: Necker, one given to cheek-to-cheek dancing. (...) 1925 Lit. Digest (Mar. 14) 65: "Petting" now exists only in the college novels, the more forceful, if more obscure, "necking" having taken its place to describe amorous adventures.
etc etc it's a very long entry
Edit but the last entry is from 1996, from a Simpsons comic :lol:
I think I'm with ECH, Dimo.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 20, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
I think I'm with ECH, Dimo.
To each their own, I suppose. I like it. Visual overload. The colors and crazy styles, I just find it visually apealing, I dunno... whatever...
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
drag shows.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 20, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
drag shows.
funny. I'm begining to regret posting here.
You know, when I said circus freaks, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I meant like, a cool kind of circus performer, instead of clowns or something.
Like I said, I think it looks neat.
im not judging YOU for liking it im judging THEM for dressing like that
but i have no clue where to find them ive never seen anyone like that irl
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 06:09:32 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 20, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 20, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
Ok, I need more info on this kind of stuff. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27550856
Someone in this thread should be able to point me in the right direction, right?
drag shows.
funny. I'm begining to regret posting here.
no, I kinda mean it.
sometimes women do drag with femme personas
and wear elaborate shit like that
oh or ever go to industrial clubs? there are lots of ladies there wearing dread falls and neon colours and all that
I know who that is. She's a pretty popular high-end industrial fashion model and she also does Star Wars costuming. She doesn't wear that stuff all the time either, just for shoots and events.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 20, 2010, 06:14:12 PM
im not judging YOU for liking it im judging THEM for dressing like that
this. don't get butthurt.
also, if you want to find girls that look like that, you should come to Portland. Not quite to that extent, but there's alot of the "colored hair/dreds/tattoos/goth-punk outfits/piercings" type of girls here. My limited experience with them is that they're really just EXTREME hipsters and not worthy of much in the way of conversation, BUT...they seem to love to fuck guys who are in bands, so for your purposes it's a no-brainer.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 21, 2010, 12:27:53 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 20, 2010, 06:14:12 PM
im not judging YOU for liking it im judging THEM for dressing like that
this. don't get butthurt.
also, if you want to find girls that look like that, you should come to Portland. Not quite to that extent, but there's alot of the "colored hair/dreds/tattoos/goth-punk outfits/piercings" type of girls here. My limited experience with them is that they're really just EXTREME hipsters and not worthy of much in the way of conversation, BUT...they seem to love to fuck guys who are in bands, so for your purposes it's a no-brainer.
Great, cuz I'm currently short on brains! :banana:
My bad on over reacting.
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 20, 2010, 06:11:02 PM
You know, when I said circus freaks, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I meant like, a cool kind of circus performer, instead of clowns or something.
THIS
I went to this event in Sydney one time with my friends called dark circus (or something), part sideshow, part burlesque and part rave, and there were plenty of girls dressed up like that there.
Quote from: Rumckle on March 21, 2010, 01:39:07 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 20, 2010, 06:11:02 PM
You know, when I said circus freaks, I didn't mean it in a bad way. I meant like, a cool kind of circus performer, instead of clowns or something.
THIS
I went to this event in Sydney one time with my friends called dark circus (or something), part sideshow, part burlesque and part rave, and there were plenty of girls dressed up like that there.
I have a friend who performs as a clown for something like this here in Omaha.
Honestly, I'm not really into that scene, just not my thing.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 21, 2010, 12:27:53 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 20, 2010, 06:14:12 PM
im not judging YOU for liking it im judging THEM for dressing like that
this. don't get butthurt.
also, if you want to find girls that look like that, you should come to Portland. Not quite to that extent, but there's alot of the "colored hair/dreds/tattoos/goth-punk outfits/piercings" type of girls here. My limited experience with them is that they're really just EXTREME hipsters and not worthy of much in the way of conversation, BUT...they seem to love to fuck guys who are in bands, so for your purposes it's a no-brainer.
Oh, hell yeah. Portland would be a hipster pussy paradise for Dimo.
guize i have realized a new fetish:
wearing weird coloured wigs and sunglasses
and wearing a glittery feathery mardi gras mask
its fun :boot:
Do I know you from somewhere? XD
what do you mean?