...ASK ME ANYTHING!
Is it due to lack of privacy or skin irritation?
ANAL?
What is blue-r than the color blue? :eek:
have you started fantasizing about the cruise grannies?
Come on Hustle, they're on vacation, their husbands are dead, their little white tennis shoes are bobbing in your direction...
omgf as soon as I hit POST I realized I was describing my grandmother. Who happens to be on a cruise right now, in your neck of the woods.
(not sure specifically where she's sailing, but WTF, please don't cram my gram)
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:
also. since nobody else has asked..... why?
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:
also. since nobody else has asked..... why?
Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:
also. since nobody else has asked..... why?
Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.
I just assumed it had something to do with this. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26119.msg912272#msg912272)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:44:04 PM
omgf as soon as I hit POST I realized I was describing my grandmother. Who happens to be on a cruise right now, in your neck of the woods.
(not sure specifically where she's sailing, but WTF, please don't cram my gram)
... Considering my buddy Sven was just gloating over heading out on a cruise, I find this HIGHLY amusing
Use the built up pressure to sink ships.
CIGAW?
Quote from: Risus on August 30, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 30, 2010, 03:02:39 PM
oh....
please cram his gram!
that would be lovely...
:lol:
also. since nobody else has asked..... why?
Actually, I did. But I gave only two options.
I just assumed it had something to do with this. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26119.msg912272#msg912272)
I missed that thread entirely. Whoops.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
Is it due to lack of privacy or skin irritation?
Yes.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
have you started fantasizing about the cruise grannies?
Come on Hustle, they're on vacation, their husbands are dead, their little white tennis shoes are bobbing in your direction...
I work on a research vessel that takes scientists out to do top-secret government-approved mad science, but that doesn't stop me from fantasizing about cruise grannies.
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2010, 03:43:44 PM
CIGAW?
Hallelujah, brotha Cain.
DO THE HUSTLE? :?
No privacy. I have bunkmate.
:(
head is shared by 2 cabins, and only has a lock on one of the doors.
believe me, if there was a way I'd have found it.
Summon mermaids to take you to their undersea pleasure palaces.
So I guess there is no secret sauce then?
Janitorial closet?
GO SWIMMING.
can't. I made caffeinated sharks.
also, boat cruising speed is around 10 knots. I can't swim 10 knots.
also also, not sure doing that in saltwater is a great idea.
Politely say to your bunkmate, "Get the fuck out of here, I'm about to masturbate." Your subtle hint should give him a clue that he doesn't want to be there.
That's how my roommate and I found private time last year. Of course, we'd known each other for three years, not three weeks, so the bluntness wasn't exactly surprising.
GET OUT OF HERE LIKE RIGHT NOW OR I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE BUKKAKE ALL OVER YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAJAAAJAAAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAAAAaaahhhehhh hrm.
... cigarette?
"Hey, I'm about to masturbate, can you give me a hand?"
Rule 34 on ECH/Bunkmate slashfic
Quote from: Vartox on August 31, 2010, 05:48:49 AM
Politely say to your bunkmate, "Get the fuck out of here, I'm about to masturbate." Your subtle hint should give him a clue that he doesn't want to be there.
That's how my roommate and I found private time last year. Of course, we'd known each other for three years, not three weeks, so the bluntness wasn't exactly surprising.
Bunkmate is one of my best friends/former roommates and would love to take the opportunity to NOT leave in an attempt to squick me out.
Which might not actually squick me out, but sure would kill the mood. Anyway, this isn't a thread where you give me advice, it's a thread where I use the superpowers conferred by my pressurized scrotum to answer YOUR questions.
Maybe he's getting laid so much he doesn't need to.
Has your celibacy improved your creativity?
Quote from: Pēleus on August 31, 2010, 06:59:52 PM
Has your celibacy improved your creativity?
Asceticism is horsecrap.
Quote from: Pēleus on August 31, 2010, 06:59:52 PM
Has your celibacy improved your creativity?
that's like asking if being shitfaced drunk would improve my driving.
I just had a donut ejaculate jam into my hair. Is this related to your inability to fap?
I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.
payne bin ein berliner?
Quote from: Iptuous on August 31, 2010, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
I agree that payne is getting a little pudgy, but calling him a donut is a bit of a stretch.
payne bin ein berliner?
:spit:
Your grammar am wrong. :lulz:
Payne was not in room at the time! Was a really real donut.
Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.
Last chance for this thread, folks! Since one of our deckhands left and was replaced by a girl (who, for some reason, the captain will not have bunking with any of the guys) and we'll only be taking 3 scientists at a time on this coming contract, I get to move into my own cabin.
IT'S FAP TIME!
Quote from: Vartox on September 01, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.
I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 01, 2010, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 01, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.
I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.
ANNT: East Coast -- Be prepared for thousands of "Earl Babies".
If you get hit in the neck, it would be an "Earl Necklace".
:crankey:
However, I admit I have been trying to come up with "appropriate" puns.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 01, 2010, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 01, 2010, 06:03:36 PM
Once you do relieve yourself after this trying period, should we worry more about the built up pressure, or flooding? I must know so I can properly stormproof my residence.
I'm thinking of fapping directly into the hurricane so that anyone caught outside in the storm will be pelted with ropes of semen at 100mph.
This + informing news networks that this is common practice amongst sailors.
"Seamen and hurricanes. How they are affecting your life, at 10"
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 01, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
If you get hit in the neck, it would be an "Earl Necklace".
:lulz:
let loose in the shower or bath if you have one or in the toilet
I'm sorry, why are you talking to me?
Oh, so you can ruin the funny. Please die in a fire.
Well fuck you very much!
FREAD ORVER.
Quote from: DeusExMachina on September 02, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Well fuck you very much!
you can speak to me again when you answer my last post in the psychedelics thread and apologize to me for lying about what I said in that thread.
until then, seriously, die in a fire.
I hope you take a semen rope in the eye at 140mph.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 02, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
I hope you take a semen rope in the eye at 140mph.
ECH, casting Earls before swine.