Look, I can make this REALLY easy. There is a certain contingent - of which I used to be a member - that comes here DESPERATE to get pissed off. Even though I now consider that the lazy man's rage, I AM a Holy Man™, and I am in fact here to help you. Respond to this thread, and I'll wound your fucking inner child. Then you'll get what you came for, and everyone will be happy.
Post ITT, and I WILL make you angry as fuck...Because I believe in giving the people what they want, good & hard.
TGRR,
Hates you with the energy of 2 million Red Bulls.
My butt is protected by molybdenum.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_olmokblAOOM/SPb8w3iw7hI/AAAAAAAAAL4/RQl9Wlh9k84/s400/wile+e+coyote.jpg)
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 11, 2011, 05:21:26 PM
My butt is protected by molybdenum.
Explains why your ass is so fat and lumpy. I thought it was just Depends.
What's one more lump? Gotta take 'em someday.
Should I give you fodder for a more tactically-guided butthurt missile, or will you be shooting from the hip, as it were?
but, hey, man, what is butthurt, you know, cosmically?
\
:hippie:
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 05:27:16 PM
What's one more lump? Gotta take 'em someday.
Should I give you fodder for a more tactically-guided butthurt missile, or will you be shooting from the hip, as it were?
Oh, no, I'm not psychic. You tell me what's bugging you about the board, or Discordianism in general, and I'll demonstrate to you that you are in fact dodging your own responsibility.
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 11, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
but, hey, man, what is butthurt, you know, cosmically?
\
:hippie:
It's what happens when your mom's astronomical ass breaks yet another toilet seat into horrible sharp shards, and then the emergency room has to use 2 rolls of baling wire and a crane to sew up her mangled ass cheeks.
Roger, your mind bullets seem to be trapped in your skull again, please release them in my general direction. KTHXBAI.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 05:34:13 PM
Roger, your mind bullets seem to be trapped in your skull again, please release them in my general direction. KTHXBAI.
Okay. Your "perversion" is really just a tepid, vanilla homosexuality that would get you tossed out of any Tuscon pervert bar, for being a cheap mastubator.
Fuck you, and fuck Tucson, Roger. Lay it on so that the Principality forces may retaliate in force.
Roger, why can't everyone see how much of an intellectual and musical genius I really am?
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 05:45:16 PM
Fuck you, and fuck Tucson, Roger. Lay it on so that the Principality forces may retaliate in force.
Sure.
Just as soon as you finish MSY2.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:45:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 05:45:16 PM
Fuck you, and fuck Tucson, Roger. Lay it on so that the Principality forces may retaliate in force.
Sure.
Just as soon as you finish MSY2.
It's snowing tomorrow. That's the plan.
Actually I'll probably be calling you for advice on stuff.
I AM BUTTHURT THAT I HAVE NOTHING TO BE BUTTUHURT ABOUT! FUCK! :argh!:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 11, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Roger, why can't everyone see how much of an intellectual and musical genius I really am?
Because you work in a cube. Every cube slave thinks that they're not REALLY a drone, they're REALLY the next Bernie Taupin, just marking time until they get "discovered"...Not unlike the Libertarian "Pre-Rich" assholes, who just KNOW that - for reasons left unstated and unexamined - they will somehow be rich one day.
It makes the cube slaves around them either envious or contempt-filled, based on how good of a salesman you are to people who aren't actually buying your product.
:x :lol: :x
BEST THREAD EVAR! :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 05:34:13 PM
Roger, your mind bullets seem to be trapped in your skull again, please release them in my general direction. KTHXBAI.
Okay. Your "perversion" is really just a tepid, vanilla homosexuality that would get you tossed out of any Tuscon pervert bar, for being a cheap mastubator.
:lulz: :cry: :lulz:
Take a shot dammmit!
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 06:15:17 PM
Take a shot dammmit!
The SCA isn't actually good survival training. It's mostly a place for people who can't manage backyard football.
ETA: Because football doesn't allow dress up/Cosplay.
I'm about to be subjected to two agonizing hours of dog and pony. Do your worst old man!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 11, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
I'm about to be subjected to two agonizing hours of dog and pony. Do your worst old man!
1. In a hundred years, you'll all be dead, rendering that two hours even more meaningless than it is now, and
2. Which one do you have to fuck? The dog or the pony?
Dunno, but with any luck it will be on the news tonite.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 11, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
I'm about to be subjected to two agonizing hours of dog and pony. Do your worst old man!
1. In a hundred years, you'll all be dead, rendering that two hours even more meaningless than it is now, and
2. Which one do you have to fuck? The dog or the pony?
Daisy chain. The pony will be on top. :eek: :cry:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 06:18:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 06:15:17 PM
Take a shot dammmit!
The SCA isn't actually good survival training. It's mostly a place for people who can't manage backyard football.
ETA: Because football doesn't allow dress up/Cosplay.
:lulz:
My only problem with PD is the butthurt I'm getting ain't the kind I want.
Also, please tell me why this will be my year.
Quote from: Alty on January 11, 2011, 06:52:40 PM
My only problem with PD is the butthurt I'm getting ain't the kind I want.
Also, please tell me why this will be my year.
If being sodomized non-stop is your idea of a good time, then this is DEFINITEY going to be your year.
Hit me with it, old man. I'll guarantee I've been called worse by better. :pokewithstick:
I've always wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of your greatest rage.
hit me with all you got.
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 11, 2011, 07:00:51 PM
Hit me with it, old man. I'll guarantee I've been called worse by better. :pokewithstick:
Reliable sources in Maine tell me your pizza tasted of roof shingles, and you cooked fish like a Brit.
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:10:30 PM
I've always wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of your greatest rage.
hit me with all you got.
Sure. Once you stop naming yourself after a woman's period, I'll get right on it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Look, I can make this REALLY easy. There is a certain contingent - of which I used to be a member - that comes here DESPERATE to get pissed off. Even though I now consider that the lazy man's rage, I AM a Holy Man™, and I am in fact here to help you. Respond to this thread, and I'll wound your fucking inner child. Then you'll get what you came for, and everyone will be happy.
Post ITT, and I WILL make you angry as fuck...Because I believe in giving the people what they want, good & hard.
TGRR,
Hates you with the energy of 2 million Red Bulls.
It is an undeniable fact that you are a Holy Man
TM. Also undeniable is your proficiency in over-arm, wrist popping poomp flinging.
That you are a giant who strides the world like a pudgy pale collossus is known to all men. Not for you the sack cloth and ashes. No you are a man for Engineer boots and cheap bottles of whisky marked only "whisky" in black and white.
Oh ye who speak of Curly, Lost Highways, The Judge and Vertical Parking tell me this:
Have you the stones to truly tear down one who stands but one minuscule step from outright Totalitarian Divinity?
I am laughing so hard out loud in the office it's not even funny.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 07:11:33 PM
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:10:30 PM
I've always wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of your greatest rage.
hit me with all you got.
Sure. Once you stop naming yourself after a woman's period, I'll get right on it.
... I said all...
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 07:11:33 PM
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:10:30 PM
I've always wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of your greatest rage.
hit me with all you got.
Sure. Once you stop naming yourself after a woman's period, I'll get right on it.
... I said all...
Youre fucking with forces beyond mortal comprehension right now. Id suggest you stop.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 05:27:16 PM
What's one more lump? Gotta take 'em someday.
Should I give you fodder for a more tactically-guided butthurt missile, or will you be shooting from the hip, as it were?
Oh, no, I'm not psychic. You tell me what's bugging you about the board, or Discordianism in general, and I'll demonstrate to you that you are in fact dodging your own responsibility.
Okay!
I feel like I'm going through the motions, but it's not yet so monotonous or banal that it feels like I can work up a good rant to kick things off in a new direction.
I feel like I have not really grown as a person in the past two years. Oh sure, I've had plenty of new experiences, good ones and a few bad, but I don't feel like they're really affecting me on a deep level. Like I've become stagnant, seeking out new sources of entertainment but not really able to change in any significant capacity.
Dear Roger, why do people never mention me when speaking of the great punners on this board, certainly I am second to RWHN, but that should at least get me an honourable mention every now and then?
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 05:27:16 PM
What's one more lump? Gotta take 'em someday.
Should I give you fodder for a more tactically-guided butthurt missile, or will you be shooting from the hip, as it were?
Oh, no, I'm not psychic. You tell me what's bugging you about the board, or Discordianism in general, and I'll demonstrate to you that you are in fact dodging your own responsibility.
Okay!
I feel like I'm going through the motions, but it's not yet so monotonous or banal that it feels like I can work up a good rant to kick things off in a new direction.
I feel like I have not really grown as a person in the past two years. Oh sure, I've had plenty of new experiences, good ones and a few bad, but I don't feel like they're really affecting me on a deep level. Like I've become stagnant, seeking out new sources of entertainment but not really able to change in any significant capacity.
So you come to ME looking for absolution? Fuck that, I think you should be fired from a cannon, into a sty full of hungry pigs. YOU committed this grevious sin, and only YOU can atone for it, by GETTING OFF YOUR ASS and NO LONGER RELYING ON SIDEBURNS.
Bring it on Reverend! I'm unhealthily obsessed with noir and pulp, live in redneck hell, and its midterms week. Very little can make me angrier than I already am!
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 11, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
Dear Roger, why do people never mention me when speaking of the great punners on this board, certainly I am second to RWHN, but that should at least get me an honourable mention every now and then?
Belgians are disqualified on account of being members of the former Warsaw Pact. Deal with it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 06:53:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 11, 2011, 06:52:40 PM
My only problem with PD is the butthurt I'm getting ain't the kind I want.
Also, please tell me why this will be my year.
If being sodomized non-stop is your idea of a good time, then this is DEFINITEY going to be your year.
:banana:
Alty,
Getting the most out of this thread.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 11, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
Bring it on Reverend! I'm unhealthily obsessed with noir
Anything I could possibly come up with would be at best redundant.
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 07:11:33 PM
Quote from: themenniss on January 11, 2011, 07:10:30 PM
I've always wondered what it's like to be on the receiving end of your greatest rage.
hit me with all you got.
Sure. Once you stop naming yourself after a woman's period, I'll get right on it.
... I said all...
AND I TOLD YOU *WHEN*, YOU SHITSUCKING, CUMGUZZLING ROAD WHORE!
JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST, HOW IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT?
Quote from: The Spagifex Maximus on January 11, 2011, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:20:18 PM
Look, I can make this REALLY easy. There is a certain contingent - of which I used to be a member - that comes here DESPERATE to get pissed off. Even though I now consider that the lazy man's rage, I AM a Holy Man™, and I am in fact here to help you. Respond to this thread, and I'll wound your fucking inner child. Then you'll get what you came for, and everyone will be happy.
Post ITT, and I WILL make you angry as fuck...Because I believe in giving the people what they want, good & hard.
TGRR,
Hates you with the energy of 2 million Red Bulls.
It is an undeniable fact that you are a Holy ManTM. Also undeniable is your proficiency in over-arm, wrist popping poomp flinging.
That you are a giant who strides the world like a pudgy pale collossus is known to all men. Not for you the sack cloth and ashes. No you are a man for Engineer boots and cheap bottles of whisky marked only "whisky" in black and white.
Oh ye who speak of Curly, Lost Highways, The Judge and Vertical Parking tell me this:
Have you the stones to truly tear down one who stands but one minuscule step from outright Totalitarian Divinity?
1. You're not a real Scot. You're a Canuckistani.
2. You at least had the foresight to hook up with a blind chick, who cannot be affected by your grotesque and degenerate demeanor.
3. Your soccer team sucks. That's right, I said "soccer". Football is played by Americans, and is vastly superior.
4. I have it on good authority that you drink Watneys
willingly.
QuoteAnything I could possibly come up with would be at best redundant.
Like I said,nothing on this earth could make me angrier. My rage is threatening to make my blood boil and rocket out of my eyes, hideously burning all who I gaze upon.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 11, 2011, 08:47:53 PM
QuoteAnything I could possibly come up with would be at best redundant.
Like I said,nothing on this earth could make me angrier. My rage is threatening to make my blood boil and rocket out of my eyes, hideously burning all who I gaze upon.
Your wrath is weak, and infected by your Canadian upbringing. My rage is such that I have ejected organs, most often through orifices not even close the organ's original location.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:41:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 11, 2011, 05:27:16 PM
What's one more lump? Gotta take 'em someday.
Should I give you fodder for a more tactically-guided butthurt missile, or will you be shooting from the hip, as it were?
Oh, no, I'm not psychic. You tell me what's bugging you about the board, or Discordianism in general, and I'll demonstrate to you that you are in fact dodging your own responsibility.
Okay!
I feel like I'm going through the motions, but it's not yet so monotonous or banal that it feels like I can work up a good rant to kick things off in a new direction.
I feel like I have not really grown as a person in the past two years. Oh sure, I've had plenty of new experiences, good ones and a few bad, but I don't feel like they're really affecting me on a deep level. Like I've become stagnant, seeking out new sources of entertainment but not really able to change in any significant capacity.
So you come to ME looking for absolution? Fuck that, I think you should be fired from a cannon, into a sty full of hungry pigs. YOU committed this grevious sin, and only YOU can atone for it, by GETTING OFF YOUR ASS and NO LONGER RELYING ON SIDEBURNS.
:walken: :nuke2:
I'm not Canadian! I'm West Virginian! :argh!:
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 11, 2011, 08:52:58 PM
I'm not Canadian! I'm West Virginian! :argh!:
West Virginia is just a piece of Manitoba that busted off and got poo on it.
Fact.
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
I'm butthurt about issues! Too much bad stuff! Not enough good stuff!
And they don't sell plane tickets to Girlfriend, CA.
QuoteWest Virginia is just a piece of Manitoba that busted off and got poo on it.
You wicked, monstrous scoundrel!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
Sure. Go park in a legal parking spot, first, though. It would suck to get ANOTHER ticket. Also, get a real car. That little "entry level supervisor mobile" just ain't cutting it.
Then we can get started.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
Sure. Go park in a legal parking spot, first, though. It would suck to get ANOTHER ticket. Also, get a real car. That little "entry level supervisor mobile" just ain't cutting it.
Then we can get started.
SCREW YOU IT'S EFFICIENT.
:cry:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
Sure. Go park in a legal parking spot, first, though. It would suck to get ANOTHER ticket. Also, get a real car. That little "entry level supervisor mobile" just ain't cutting it.
Then we can get started.
SCREW YOU IT'S EFFICIENT.
:cry:
So is a $2 whore. Difference is, your car is uglier.
Phox did not get enough hate last time. ROGER! I DEMAND A REFUND!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
Sure. Go park in a legal parking spot, first, though. It would suck to get ANOTHER ticket. Also, get a real car. That little "entry level supervisor mobile" just ain't cutting it.
Then we can get started.
SCREW YOU IT'S EFFICIENT.
:cry:
So is a $2 whore. Difference is, your car is uglier.
:lulz: I think I hear a faint sizzling sound.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 08:59:40 PM
Phox did not get enough hate last time. ROGER! I DEMAND A REFUND!
All sales are final, to lipstick lesbians.
Let me know when you're Gay enough, and I'll fill out the paperwork.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:00:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 08:59:40 PM
Phox did not get enough hate last time. ROGER! I DEMAND A REFUND!
All sales are final, to lipstick lesbians.
Let me know when you're Gay enough, and I'll fill out the paperwork.
:argh!:
Okay, I'll take a turn. But if it's anything to do with me being Italian, or my band sucking, I'll be dissapointed.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 11, 2011, 09:06:12 PM
Okay, I'll take a turn. But if it's anything to do with me being Italian, or my band sucking, I'll be dissapointed.
No, Dimo, it's about your hair. You look like a frightened Q-Tip. For real. Richter and I had debated the merits of tearing it off while I was there, and mailing it to Wayne Newton.
Alright, let's have it then. You got nothing on me.
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 11, 2011, 09:08:15 PM
Alright, let's have it then. You got nothing on me.
Well, except for your "lost years", where you apparently hung out with the cool kids, until you forgot how to laugh.
There's always that.
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Who are you, again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 11, 2011, 09:08:15 PM
Alright, let's have it then. You got nothing on me.
Well, except for your "lost years", where you apparently hung out with the cool kids, until you forgot how to laugh.
There's always that.
GAH! Well played. :(
(Honestly it was better I wasn't here. Recovering high schooler who knows everything and wants to change the world? Nobody needs that.)
Got anything else for me? This is starting to get interesting.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
Got anything else for me? This is starting to get interesting.
Yes. You're good at facebook.
There. Now THAT ought to do it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 11, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
I AM YOUR CANVAS PAINT ME WITH YOUR HATRED.
Sure. Go park in a legal parking spot, first, though. It would suck to get ANOTHER ticket. Also, get a real car. That little "entry level supervisor mobile" just ain't cutting it.
Then we can get started.
SCREW YOU IT'S EFFICIENT.
:cry:
So is a $2 whore. Difference is, your car is uglier.
Smells worse too, since the interior has absorbed the smell of cigarettes, used vindaloo, and powdered coyote feces.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
Got anything else for me? This is starting to get interesting.
Yes. You're good at facebook.
There. Now THAT ought to do it.
:crankey:
I haven't seen him shit this much hate in years. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:42:56 PM
I haven't seen him shit this much hate in years. :mrgreen:
I have the stomach thingie, and I only got an hour of sleep.
This thread is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Lay it on me, Reverend.
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
This thread is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Lay it on me, Reverend.
1. Your shrine was stolen by tweakers in less than a day.
2. Your boyfriend has a substandard 'stache. It looks like a dead caterpillar.
3. Your friend suggestion on Facebook has been shrill in her demands of "who the fuck are you?" despite Mr Language's intervention, suggesting that at least some of your friends have their undies 3" past their colons.
4. You do the worst Barbara Streisand EVER.
5. You have lousy taste in booze. For fuckin' real. Early Times is the best bourbon EVER MADE, and you turned your un-American nose up at it. Come the revolution, you and all your liberal commie pals are AGAINST THE WALL.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Who are you, again?
Nobody of note.
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Who are you, again?
Nobody of note.
Just checked. You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
This thread is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
Lay it on me, Reverend.
1. Your shrine was stolen by tweakers in less than a day.
2. Your boyfriend has a substandard 'stache. It looks like a dead caterpillar.
3. Your friend suggestion on Facebook has been shrill in her demands of "who the fuck are you?" despite Mr Language's intervention, suggesting that at least some of your friends have their undies 3" past their colons.
4. You do the worst Barbara Streisand EVER.
5. You have lousy taste in booze. For fuckin' real. Early Times is the best bourbon EVER MADE, and you turned your un-American nose up at it. Come the revolution, you and all your liberal commie pals are AGAINST THE WALL.
This is beautiful, and it makes me feel better about my hangover.
Go for it, Reverend.
The horror. The beauty. the...the... the POTENTIAL!
:nuke:
I LOVE IT
And I'm back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Who are you, again?
Nobody of note.
Just checked. You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.
Eh, only in the Bar. Here I was just trying to give you fodder/indicate that my butthurt is already massive and so you've got a lot of catching up to do.
In general I like to hope I'm not especially LOOKATMEI'MEMO.
I guess I've failed.
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 11:02:02 PM
I guess I've failed.
Everyone stumbles in here, the floor ain't level. Nobody judges for stumbling, but we do tend to mock relentlessly, depending upon what the stumbler does next.....
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:59:13 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 09:10:01 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
I am currently embroiled in legal proceedings with my deranged and bitter ex-wife, who believes somehow she deserves my support despite the fact that I went massively into debt putting her through grad school. I'm not sure you can hurt me.
Do it.
Who are you, again?
Nobody of note.
Just checked. You're the one that thinks we care about your grotty little personal problems.
Eh, only in the Bar. Here I was just trying to give you fodder/indicate that my butthurt is already massive and so you've got a lot of catching up to do.
In general I like to hope I'm not especially LOOKATMEI'MEMO.
I guess I've failed.
Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!
You, on the other hand, are a fat fucking cunt, and nobody cares about your problems. Go kill yourself with the nearest appropriate means. :wink:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 11:32:13 PM
Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have started whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!
Fixed for better accuracy
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 11, 2011, 11:37:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 11, 2011, 11:32:13 PM
Suck it up, champ. 'Sides I have started whole threads devoted to me being emo. Fuck them, they will listen to me whine and they will fucking like it!
Fixed for better accuracy
Thank you, Trip. :lulz:
But, but, but... I'm not fat any more :sad: :sad: :cry:
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 11, 2011, 11:39:21 PM
But, but, but... I'm not fat any more :sad: :sad: :cry:
Nobody cares. Self-improvement is for cumdrinkers, anyway. Fuck off and die.
Not satisfied, quite yet. Bring the pain!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 12, 2011, 12:01:37 AM
Not satisfied, quite yet. Bring the pain!
Ah, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU. I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?
Phox,
Feels the hate.
I think I love this weird little she-fag. :lulz:
QuoteAh, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU. I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?
Phox,
Feels the hate.
Ouch. Fucking ouch. The third rate hack one hurt. This merits vengeance. After I cauterize the wounds...shit, Phox.
Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 12, 2011, 01:27:28 AM
QuoteAh, my nemesis, Semaj. Oh, I owe YOU. I don't know where Roger is. But I do know that you are a third rate hack who has been killed off more than a token black guy, couldn't cut it as a villain, and makes a sub-par noir hero on a good day. Add to that your soul-crushingly depressing lack of motivation, your current locale, and your obviously Canadian accent, and you make one bleak, bleak iota of existence. Were you to seek vitriol from someone else, they would merely laugh at you for your pitiful existence is beneath their notice. I hope you atrophying brain can process the sheer level of disgust your countenance produces in small children and women, however, do enjoy the arousal of the bears you encounter, because, even you need love, am I right?
Phox,
Feels the hate.
Ouch. Fucking ouch. The third rate hack one hurt. This merits vengeance. After I cauterize the wounds...shit, Phox.
:evil:
I'm not really sure what else you expected. I mean she's got Carmen Sandiego as her avatar. Bitch stole the fucking Eiffel Tower, and Stonehenge. That is some shit right there.
Quote from: Doktor Phox :evil:
Enjoy it while you can. I'm already planning a reprisal. You know what I'm capable of, Phox.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 12, 2011, 01:36:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox :evil:
Enjoy it while you can. I'm already planning a reprisal. You know what I'm capable of, Phox.
All I heard was "blah blah blah, I fuck more sheep than all of Wales".
QuoteAll I heard was "blah blah blah, I fuck more sheep than all of Wales".
Just giving fair warning.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100502194645/batman/images/6/65/Joker.jpg)
Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 01:28:54 AM
Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.
Warning tickets for speeding, following too closely, obscene gesture. :lulz:
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.
...
...
...
You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:03:00 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.
...
...
...
You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?
You'll have to do better than that. Bug fucking is the entomologist's private sport, done much like dogfighting. You're just not sophisticated enough down in Tucson to understand, with your cheap shitty booze and your average to midling perverts.
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:06:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:03:00 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
Roger, theres a whole lot blah around these days, and complaining, and complaining about complaining. And frankly, I don't feel all that inclined to deal with it. I've got IRL shit to do. Honestly, no one has any time except for vanilla "jokes" right now, and neither do I. And this whole goddamn snowshitstorm that's covered the southeast for the last two days is a major inconvenience for me getting work done. You need to go fucking talk to your asshole friend Aput and tell him to knock the fuck off. I'm too goddamn tired for this shit. And booze doesn't do anything except give me a headache that lasts a day. That thread about the punners and the people that are pissed off about the punners, it is so fucking stupid just like most of the other infighting arguments we get into around here. I don't care to wade through hundreds of babling posts just to hit gold either. Just a couple weeks ago I tried to read all of it, everything, every piece of inane dialogue and I gave up because it was a bigger waste of time than watching 90s reruns on tvlinks. So shit your hate on me, Roger, I can take it. Or not. Either way.
...
...
...
You're FUCKING those bugs when nobody's around, aren't you?
You'll have to do better than that. Bug fucking is the entomologist's private sport, done much like dogfighting. You're just not sophisticated enough down in Tucson to understand, with your cheap shitty booze and your average to midling perverts.
Ho ho! In Tucson, we let the bugs
fuck us.
Bugs like these babies:
(http://richins.typepad.com/.a/6a01053622c476970b01157136ad3e970b-pi)
Look at that little sweetheart, eh? Makes me feel all
dirty.
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE LITTLE ARACHNID FACES! THEY ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING CUTE!
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
JELLUS MUCH? :fap:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 02:41:31 AM
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE LITTLE ARACHNID FACES! THEY ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING CUTE!
WHO'S THE BABIES' DADDY?
NOT ME!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
JELLUS MUCH? :fap:
Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 03:14:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
JELLUS MUCH? :fap:
Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.
See, that's the problem with you secular-humanist spags. Ya just don't know how to have a
good time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 03:18:14 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 03:14:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
JELLUS MUCH? :fap:
Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.
See, that's the problem with you secular-humanist spags. Ya just don't know how to have a good time.
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 12, 2011, 04:18:58 AM
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!
FUCK OFF, WE'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 12, 2011, 04:18:58 AM
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!
FUCK OFF, WE'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.
FUCK YUO MY SNAILS DIED FROM ARGUMENT!!!
FUCK YOU MY SALT GOT ABSORBED BY A SNAIL
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:02:06 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 01:28:54 AM
Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.
Warning tickets for speeding, following too closely, obscene gesture. :lulz:
:lulz:
Lucky bastard.
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.
This statement is incompatible with itself.
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 12, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.
This statement is incompatible with itself.
:lulz:
I thought so too.
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 12, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.
This statement is incompatible with itself.
Says you.
BUMP.
The Reverend is IN.
MEMEME!
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2011, 12:33:08 AM
I think I love this weird little she-fag. :lulz:
Also, may have to add this to my list of endorsements. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 08:18:38 PM
MEMEME!
I didn't want to say this, but you are one mollycoddling bitch when it comes to noobs. Seriously, I've heard harsher shit on Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
Oh baby this thread makes me HARD
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 08:41:09 PM
Oh baby this thread makes me HARD
Poptart was way better at this.
Please take your time & do it right.
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on November 04, 2011, 08:19:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 12, 2011, 12:33:08 AM
I think I love this weird little she-fag. :lulz:
Also, may have to add this to my list of endorsements. :lulz:
:thanks:
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
They're both in Milwaukee.
What are the odds that TWO cheeseheads would both figure out how to operate a computer AND reg within 24 hours of each other? NOT FUCKING HAPPENING. The first part, I mean. Barbed wire is still considered high-tech up there.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
:lulz: Dear god, why?
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
:lulz: Dear god, why?
(http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9118/dcscience.gif)
Rev, I needs me some butthurts. I'm jonesin'.
Masochism and science my dear nigel.
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Rev, I needs me some butthurts. I'm jonesin'.
You looked better in make up, you sexy little critter, you.
TGRR,
Hopes you don't believe you'll ever live that pic down.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
:lulz: Dear god, why?
(http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9118/dcscience.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT THE FUCK :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Rev, I needs me some butthurts. I'm jonesin'.
You looked better in make up, you sexy little critter, you.
TGRR,
Hopes you don't believe you'll ever live that pic down.
OOOooooooohhh! :argh!:
:crankey:
*flounce*Cainad,
Grrrnnaaaargh!
I think i missed something...
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:19:25 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
:lulz: Dear god, why?
(http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9118/dcscience.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT THE FUCK :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Remember when you posted about the marine biologist type man? :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Rev, I needs me some butthurts. I'm jonesin'.
You looked better in make up, you sexy little critter, you.
TGRR,
Hopes you don't believe you'll ever live that pic down.
OOOooooooohhh! :argh!:
:crankey:
*flounce*
Cainad,
Grrrnnaaaargh!
I'M BACK BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU THAT I'M FLOUNCING AGAIN
ACTUALLY I FLOUNCED 4 TIMES IN BETWEEN THESE POSTS
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 09:26:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:19:25 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on November 04, 2011, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 09:02:22 PM
Huh. I wouldnt have thought of that. Ill have to pay more attention to both their posts.
:lulz: Dear god, why?
(http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9118/dcscience.gif)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WHAT THE FUCK :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Remember when you posted about the marine biologist type man? :lulz:
OH FUCKING YES!!!!
Fish Scientist. He holds a special place in my heart. I see him every once in a while and just get all warm and fuzzy inside. It's because he's never asked me for ANYTHING.
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:20:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 04, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Rev, I needs me some butthurts. I'm jonesin'.
You looked better in make up, you sexy little critter, you.
TGRR,
Hopes you don't believe you'll ever live that pic down.
OOOooooooohhh! :argh!:
:crankey:
*flounce*
Cainad,
Grrrnnaaaargh!
I'M BACK BUT ONLY TO TELL YOU THAT I'M FLOUNCING AGAIN
ACTUALLY I FLOUNCED 4 TIMES IN BETWEEN THESE POSTS
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Pssh, I do that shit for
fun.
Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like. Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures. Pictures that you will NEVER live down. Then you will be
gangster.
I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!! Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something. I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"
I like this thread!
Trix, the wannabe-gangsta crap isn't going to fly very well. Let me give you a piece of advice. If you find yourself typing, go back, read what you have typed, and delete it. Regardless of how witty, funny, or intelligent you think it is, you have shown so many times that for every iota of inspiration you have, fifteen tons of puerile tripe has to come out first. Now don't get me wrong, I appreciate quality content and all, but you know, with you, it's just not worth it. If Semaj is a third rate hack, you're a fifth rate bullshitter, creatively challenged nitwit with nothing to offer and no hope of gaining any knowledge here, because your would-be arrogance and pretention make you the least likeable poster currently on PD. I'd go so far as to say that since I've been here, you're the least likable.
And it's not that you grate on people's nerves. AKK and CU did that. You are fucking boring. You're nothing. You're not worth this response, or anything Roger deems to give to you. Sure, I will engage you in a war of words, but it's like target practice. I've got time to kill and honestly, I'd rather waste it exercising than anything else. So, I'll have a go with you until someone more interesting comes along. Like BH or AKK. Shit, I'll take Snake-Man over your sorry ass. At least he was interesting after you riled him up.
ETA: slight correction
I've got a butthurt deficiency something fierce, Dok...
what do you prescribe?
Quote from: Iptuous on November 04, 2011, 10:48:58 PM
I've got a butthurt deficiency something fierce, Dok...
what do you prescribe?
Read Trix's posts for a while.
You won't get butthurt, but you'll stop caring. :lulz:
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Pssh, I do that shit for fun.
Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like. Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures. Pictures that you will NEVER live down. Then you will be gangster.
I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!! Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something. I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"
I like this thread!
Joke's dead.
Well done.
Was the butthurt supposed to be one-way?
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Pssh, I do that shit for fun.
Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like. Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures. Pictures that you will NEVER live down. Then you will be gangster.
I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!! Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something. I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"
I like this thread!
Way to kill a joke, Snake-Man.
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Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 11:30:17 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 08:58:03 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 08:54:06 PM
Oh musha, i thought to meself he might be poptart.
1. I was convinced that he was for a while, but he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's also The Wizard Joseph, though.
2. Quit with the brogue, you soggy fucking Irish bastard.
Poptart thing I was expecting.
The Wizard Joseph? You're playing ROUGH, Roger.
That's not rough, Trix, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Wisconsin, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
Viva la revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Pssh, I do that shit for fun.
Tell you what, you bald, over-the-hill pompous holier-then-thou asshole, I'm going to do you a huge favor and show up to one of those Day of Discord thingies, one where you are present, just to show off my hair and beard so you can see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like. Then I will proceed to drink you under the table, and while you are laying there comatose, paint your face like a Juggalo and take pictures. Pictures that you will NEVER live down. Then you will be gangster.
I was once threatened by a group of 4 white-boy-gangstas, and not the type from a real ghetto, who faced me down, by myself, and when I didn't run they told me ONE PHONE CALL MOTHERFUCKER, ONE CALL AND I GOTS 15 GUYS WITH GUNS ON THE WAY!! Because, you know, I had a chance against the 4 of them or something. I expected a better reaction from you than "I'm gonna call my PEEPZ!"
I like this thread!
Way to kill a joke, Snake-Man.
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I'm incapable of being butthurt. Do your worst.
I don't believe I ever got a butthurt post when I posted last. I hope that trix thing didn't kill the joke too much, plz to butthurt meeeeee.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2011, 05:31:27 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 11, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
but, hey, man, what is butthurt, you know, cosmically?
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It's what happens when your mom's astronomical ass breaks yet another toilet seat into horrible sharp shards, and then the emergency room has to use 2 rolls of baling wire and a crane to sew up her mangled ass cheeks.
HEE HEE HEE
THAR'S GOLD IN THIS HERE THREAD
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