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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 10:06:52 AM

Title: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 10:06:52 AM
http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/why-cstring-whyyyy/ (http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/why-cstring-whyyyy/)

https://www.cstringdirect.com/index.html (https://www.cstringdirect.com/index.html)


CString. O.o I think you keep it on by squeezing your ass cheeks together.

No more tan lines. Easier strip-ability for those spur-of-the-moment beachsex adventures.

Not for people with toxic ass-spew, un-groomed crotch-thatch, shame, or dignity.

Next year the new lingerie will be spray-on.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: AFK on April 29, 2011, 01:24:00 PM
I would file that under "why bother"

Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s. 
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
Erm...

No.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 02:57:32 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on April 29, 2011, 01:24:00 PM
I would file that under "why bother"

Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s. 

It reminds me of the little green nets they sell with fish tanks to catch zee feeshes. Or a bent fly-swatter.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:12:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

I'm afraid to.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 03:23:32 PM
I approve of this.

TGRR,
Oink.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!

TURN THOSE lay-BIA INTO YAY-BIA!

Edit: I fail to spell
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: LMNO on April 29, 2011, 03:37:28 PM
Charley learns about Gaffing, ITT.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:39:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

File under "visuals I did not need."
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:46:06 PM
(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/fr_slingsandarrows/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg)
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:49:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.

Allright, I'm fallign into "go-for-broke" horrormirth now, but...

The fashion industry is not so easily defeated.  A few stitches where cameras will never notice, and things will be tightened right back up!  You'd be surpised how much nylon sutures prop things up for the cameras.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:52:00 PM
Okay.

Sanity snapped.

You win.

You spags make these, I'll volunteer to photograph for the "Men of PD" erotic calendar.  We'll schedule shooting right after we get the SCA calendar done. 
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
I intend to show as much ankle as possible for the SCA calendar.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: maphdet on April 29, 2011, 05:50:05 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.

That's what I was thinking too.

It's not very sexy. bleh.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:08:08 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

THAT is actually one of the exact possibilities that I contemplated with the custom designs. 
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:21:45 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.

:aaa:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:22:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...

And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.

It's okay, we can make it better.

You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits.  Getting it on won't be a problem.

WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

Just because he designs and prints t-shirts doesn't mean you can use him for your dastardly plots, you know.











...I'll bring it up tonight.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

You only need one barbed attachment.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

And why is a slingshot style a bad thing?  I'm thinking that might be downright decorative.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

You only need one barbed attachment.

Depending how devoted you are to looking good, you don't even need a place to put it.  

"Pre-made orifices are for the weak."  - Frugal the Imp
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

Good call, that would just be embarrassing.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.

I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.

Make sure it's a 3 pronged one.  We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.

Good call, that would just be embarrassing.

Well, hell, for the male version, you can add a drawstring to the inside, tighten it up to keep it from shifting...
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.

Sure... How you gonna get that seal without a good, close shave every morning?
Title: RE:
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
Duh. Waxing.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 07:00:40 PM
Industrial silicone.  Just seal yourself in witha  caulking gun, and you'll be goo after one or two wearings.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 07:00:55 PM
And, of course, the visual of EoC trying to wear one that way, and firing his underpants through the floor with spectacular gas is going to give me the giggles all through the meeting with my boss in a half hour.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 07:26:08 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame

I shoulda known better than to post that HERE, of all places.

Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2011, 07:44:03 PM
Apart from the apparent use of adhesives or antigravity, what's the problem with the C String?

Sig,
misses slap bracelets in a BIG way
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 07:59:02 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 29, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 08:23:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 29, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.

That's redundant for me.

TGRR,
Never truly nekkid.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:31:50 PM
 :lulz:

Damn.

Well, now I know what I'll have to do with all that extra vacation time.

Travel the world taking pictures of PD men in their C-strings.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)

:spittake:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: LMNO on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)

Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)

Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.

:lol:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)

:spittake:

They come in skintone and chrome also!
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:51:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)

Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.

I...  Um...

Okay, we'll schedule a extra day for THAT photo shoot.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
Dude.  "Army of One" printed on these.  :lulz:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 09:03:27 PM
I think selling them as underwear distinctly lacks vision.  Marketing toward tanning enthusiasts?  Really?

I see a world where the C-string doesn't just replace underwear, it replaces pants!  A world without jeans or chinos, a world where bathing suits and skirts are equally irrelevant.

I see marines launching their assault in styling desert camo c-strings.  Surfers with DIY decorated c-strings riding waves.  C-strings at the RMV and c-strings at Wal-Mart and C-strings at the opera house, on stage and off.

We're standing on the brink of a revolution, folks.  It's time we grab the c-string where it counts and dominate.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?
We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:08:46 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?
We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???

Hell, no.  Y'all are supposed to keep designing these.  I'm thinking I'll do the calendar AND the catalog.

I get to keep all the photos for... erm... personal use, right?   :fap:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 09:10:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

:lulz:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 09:12:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Richter wins the thread!!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?

Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?

Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.

Fuck that, it's a work keyboard, I'm not buying a new one.  Going with the "dump out the soda, flip upside down, and let it dry over the weekend, and come in on time to sneak the co-worker's keyboard which is now swiped and being used HERE before she knows it's gone" method.

Or, plug the one with soda in it to HER machine...
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 10:59:43 PM
I really want this calendar. I think you could make a prototype with some pipe-cleaners, a butt plug, and some t-shirt fabric (cotton interlock) for a nice bit of stretch. With a little sewing or glue . . . this could be done fairly easily. :D
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Juana on April 30, 2011, 12:07:21 AM
You know, if I had a need for one of these, I'd probably just go commando. Can't be any more awkward than wearing a c-string.


Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien" 
:lulz:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 12:11:09 AM
How the hell does that thing stay in place? It looks a bit stiff, like its all wires. Yeah super comfy. 
And, displacement, and anal stabbing.  :fap:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: Eve Hill on April 30, 2011, 02:27:54 AM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

:lol:
Title: Re: A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 02:37:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)

:spittake:

They come in skintone and chrome also!

Blue? You sure you want blue?