http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/why-cstring-whyyyy/ (http://unicornbooty.com/2011/04/why-cstring-whyyyy/)
https://www.cstringdirect.com/index.html (https://www.cstringdirect.com/index.html)
CString. O.o I think you keep it on by squeezing your ass cheeks together.
No more tan lines. Easier strip-ability for those spur-of-the-moment beachsex adventures.
Not for people with toxic ass-spew, un-groomed crotch-thatch, shame, or dignity.
Next year the new lingerie will be spray-on.
I would file that under "why bother"
Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s.
Erm...
No.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on April 29, 2011, 01:24:00 PM
I would file that under "why bother"
Actually, for whatever reason, it kind of reminds me of the slap bracelets that were popular in the 80s.
It reminds me of the little green nets they sell with fish tanks to catch zee feeshes. Or a bent fly-swatter.
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Clitter. (ask Suu)
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Clitter. (ask Suu)
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Clitter. (ask Suu)
I'm afraid to.
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
I approve of this.
TGRR,
Oink.
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to
wear them, Luna, they just need to
buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Clitter. (ask Suu)
TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:26:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Marketing slogans!
"C-string. What's up your ass?"
"C-string. Barely legal."
"C-string. Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."
Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery. :lulz:
And vajazzling.
Clitter. (ask Suu)
TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!
TURN THOSE lay-BIA INTO YAY-BIA!
Edit: I fail to spell
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"
Charley learns about Gaffing, ITT.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"
File under "visuals I did not need."
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"
Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.
(http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/fr_slingsandarrows/MotivatorBrainBleach2.jpg)
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:31:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.
I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.
Don't be silly, we need them modeled!
That sounds like volunteering, Charley.
I have the incorrect equipment.
In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"
Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.
Allright, I'm fallign into "go-for-broke" horrormirth now, but...
The fashion industry is not so easily defeated. A few stitches where cameras will never notice, and things will be tightened right back up! You'd be surpised how much nylon sutures prop things up for the cameras.
Okay.
Sanity snapped.
You win.
You spags make these, I'll volunteer to photograph for the "Men of PD" erotic calendar. We'll schedule shooting right after we get the SCA calendar done.
I intend to show as much ankle as possible for the SCA calendar.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:31:04 PM
It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.
That's what I was thinking too.
It's not very sexy. bleh.
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
THAT is actually one of the exact possibilities that I contemplated with the custom designs.
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...
And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...
And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.
It's okay, we can make it better.
You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits. Getting it
on won't be a problem.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...
And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.
It's okay, we can make it better.
You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits. Getting it on won't be a problem.
:aaa:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
I'd imagine the design is copyrighted...
And you'd still have to figure out how to wear the damn things.
It's okay, we can make it better.
You know, with more plugs and nobs and barbed bits. Getting it on won't be a problem.
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 05:59:11 PM
It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.
OK, those are sick enough to sell. Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.
Just because he designs and prints t-shirts doesn't mean you can use him for your dastardly plots, you know.
...I'll bring it up tonight.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
You only need one barbed attachment.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
And why is a slingshot style a bad thing? I'm thinking that might be downright decorative.
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.
I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.
I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.
Make sure it's a 3 pronged one. We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
You only need one barbed attachment.
Depending how devoted you are to looking good, you don't even need a place to put it.
"Pre-made orifices are for the weak." - Frugal the Imp
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.
I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.
Make sure it's a 3 pronged one. We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.
Good call, that would just be
embarrassing.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Remember, we need comfort, functionality, and style.
I'm going to go look at fishing lures for inspiration.
Make sure it's a 3 pronged one. We wouldn't want any wardrobe malfunctions.
Good call, that would just be embarrassing.
Well, hell, for the male version, you can add a drawstring to the inside, tighten it up to keep it from shifting...
You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.
Sure... How you gonna get that seal without a good, close shave every morning?
Duh. Waxing.
Industrial silicone. Just seal yourself in witha caulking gun, and you'll be goo after one or two wearings.
And, of course, the visual of EoC trying to wear one that way, and firing his underpants through the floor with spectacular gas is going to give me the giggles all through the meeting with my boss in a half hour.
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
I'll take that bet.
ECH,
has NO shame
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
I'll take that bet.
ECH,
has NO shame
I shoulda known better than to post that HERE, of all places.
Apart from the apparent use of adhesives or antigravity, what's the problem with the C String?
Sig,
misses slap bracelets in a BIG way
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.
I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.
I'm sure we could. I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.
I'll take that bet.
ECH,
has NO shame
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.
Quote from: Iptuous on April 29, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.
That's redundant for me.
TGRR,
Never truly nekkid.
:lulz:
Damn.
Well, now I know what I'll have to do with all that extra vacation time.
Travel the world taking pictures of PD men in their C-strings.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Make mine look like this please.
(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Make mine look like this please.
(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)
:spittake:
I request mine look like this:
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)
Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)
Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.
:lol:
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Make mine look like this please.
(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)
:spittake:
They come in skintone and chrome also!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfw9mXm5xqHSppLCKQheEFkRXSUqYOFHBve_F0XLr_AUibW67mw&t=1)
Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.
I... Um...
Okay, we'll schedule a extra day for THAT photo shoot.
You are all horrible people.
Dude. "Army of One" printed on these. :lulz:
I think selling them as underwear distinctly lacks vision. Marketing toward tanning enthusiasts? Really?
I see a world where the C-string doesn't just replace underwear, it replaces pants! A world without jeans or chinos, a world where bathing suits and skirts are equally irrelevant.
I see marines launching their assault in styling desert camo c-strings. Surfers with DIY decorated c-strings riding waves. C-strings at the RMV and c-strings at Wal-Mart and C-strings at the opera house, on stage and off.
We're standing on the brink of a revolution, folks. It's time we grab the c-string where it counts and dominate.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.
This is why you keep coming back, remember?
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.
This is why you keep coming back, remember?
We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 09:07:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 29, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
You are all horrible people.
This is why you keep coming back, remember?
We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???
Hell, no. Y'all are supposed to keep designing these. I'm thinking I'll do the calendar AND the catalog.
I get to keep all the photos for... erm... personal use, right? :fap:
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
Shit. Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
Richter wins the thread!!! :lulz:
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
Shit. Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?
Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 09:21:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 09:11:35 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
Shit. Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?
Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.
Fuck that, it's a work keyboard, I'm not buying a new one. Going with the "dump out the soda, flip upside down, and let it dry over the weekend, and come in on time to sneak the co-worker's keyboard which is now swiped and being used HERE before she knows it's gone" method.
Or, plug the one with soda in it to HER machine...
I really want this calendar. I think you could make a prototype with some pipe-cleaners, a butt plug, and some t-shirt fabric (cotton interlock) for a nice bit of stretch. With a little sewing or glue . . . this could be done fairly easily. :D
You know, if I had a need for one of these, I'd probably just go commando. Can't be any more awkward than wearing a c-string.
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
:lulz:
How the hell does that thing stay in place? It looks a bit stiff, like its all wires. Yeah super comfy.
And, displacement, and anal stabbing. :fap:
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 09:09:29 PM
Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.
It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior". Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs. I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"
:lol:
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values. It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.
~~~Payne wants a C string
I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version. Make mine mirror polished stainless steel.
R, like a chrome softball with an afro.
Make mine look like this please.
(http://i988.photobucket.com/albums/af10/bullsballs_com/Customers%20Rigs/fordballs1a.jpg)
:spittake:
They come in skintone and chrome also!
Blue? You sure you want blue?