You know what I hate? Pot-smoking objectivist-anarchist libertarian pervert shamans who believe in magic while doing steampunk wrong. Smoking their spliffs and wanking over sigils, while they preach self-reliance on Starbucks wifi at the university, paid for with daddy's credit card.
Yeah, they're the fucking worst. When they're not hanging around the philosophy section at Barnes & Noble trying to look menacing, they're trolling Pagan coffee shops, looking for trustafarian chicks to glom onto.
That's bad news for the trustafarian chicks. These bastards will go on and on about the Great American Novel that will expose the nanny state for what it is, but they never seem to actually write it...And when the unfortunate trustafarian girl finally dumps them, they'll hang out on the girl's stoop in the rain each night, reading Emily Dickenson poems as loud as they can while still sounding pathetic. The horror.
It is my opinion as a Holy Man™ that they should all be bludgeoned with a bag full of Ayn Rand novels and Raven Silverwolfhands "sacred texts", and then be tipped into the sewer.
"But", they say, "I'm drawing sigils as fast as I can! The Free Market™ shall provide for me, for I believe in it, I even built a fucking altar to it, where I "work with" the Gods of the Marketplace. I shall have a job in NO TIME! That's what SELF-RELIANCE is all about! What? Yeah, put my next Mocha Java Frappachino on dad's AMEX with the rest. Thanks."
My response is that without the sacred GOYA rituals, all of that is as useless as Ron Paul's retarded kid. GOYA is a secret ritual held by blue-collar workers and successful artists the world over, but I am here today to break the silence and reveal the secret to you fuckjobs.
Get Off Your Arse. Yep, it's that simple. If you're looking for a job, go hit the fucking bricks and apply every day. If you're writing a novel, WRITE the fucking thing...Of course, if you're just using the concept as a pick up line, more power to you. Enjoy your smelly trustafarian chicks. Fact is, Get Off Your Arse is the ONLY ritual that works, and you don't even need a cheesy, Cutlery World "athame" to make it work.
And, if you want to spew "rational anarchy", "self-reliance", and "the Free Market™", you'll have a bit more credibility if you aren't on dad's credit card or the public teat...And if you want to spew shit about things that AREN'T REAL, like "shamanism", "magick", and "sigils", well, I can't stop you...But expect the mockery you so richly deserve.
And, finally, if you feel the need to smoke pot, knock yourself out. Just don't feel the need to drop in and tell us about how it changed your life, opened up your mind, and put you in contact with your fucking "totem spirit", or whatever the hell it is you hallucinated last. We don't want to hear it, and we'll make your fucking eyes bleed if you insist on screaming "420! SMOKE POT EVERY DAY".
Seriously. You're a plague on mankind, and if you really loved me, you'd kill yourself today.
Or Kill Me.
:eek:
SPECTACULAR!
OSHIT, I think Rogers just caused a Singularity.
There are gems in there.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM
Fact is, Get Off Your Arse is the ONLY ritual that works, and you don't even need a cheesy, Cutlery World "athame" to make it work.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 16, 2011, 07:26:01 PM
OSHIT, I think Rogers just caused a Singularity.
I'm on solid ground, here. Nobody here seriously argues the "AI JESUS" thing, so there was no need to put it in the OP.
That felt like..dude...fuck...AWESOME :lulz:
:lol: and :mittens:
That many threads, woven that tight...
Awesome.
:mittens:
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:29:34 PM
That many threads, woven that tight...
Awesome.
Wasn't hard. From what I've seen, people who believe in one bullshit idea (Sigils, for example) will also believe in any number of other make believe things (The Free Market™, supply-side economics, rational anarchy, etc).
GOYA.
I hear and obey, O Holy Man™.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
GOYA.
I hear and obey, O Holy Man™.
Working on it. Gonna fall back on my ass once in awhile, I know this... I just have to remember to keep getting back off of it.
500+ pages. Easy.
Quote from: Cain on May 16, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
500+ pages. Easy.
Yep. Sooner or later, someone will stagger in here looking to defend their Truth™.
My guess is one of the libertarian tards.
How does steampunk fit into all of this? :lulz:
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 16, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
How does steampunk fit into all of this? :lulz:
Is it even possible to do steampunk wrong? I was unaware there was a right way.
:mittens: to all of it though.
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
And I include steampunk because steampunktards, like furries, tend to be for some reason "libertarian".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
And I include steampunk because steampunktards, like furries, tend to be for some reason "libertarian".
BRB GLUING GEARS TO FOX TAILS!!!!!
Oh dear. Let it all out, Roger. Breathe deep and let the bile flow. It's good for you. Can you give me a second, I wanna get a Haz-Mat suit. These guys sound contagious.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
And I include steampunk because steampunktards, like furries, tend to be for some reason "libertarian".
In Columbus I think they're mostly liberal (based on my experiences anyway).
what you have against emily dickinson :?
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!
I'm pretty sure this thread has made PD.com obsolete. :lulz:
(https://hannaford.elsstore.com/app/images/product/large/04133102526l.jpg)
:mittens:
I cried great big dayglo tears.
:mittens:
In vain, I blinked back tears of joy and wonder, so hard that I did a little tiny pooh!
I'm going to sell it as a blim of 'Nepalese Temple Bal"l to the next stupid Hippy I see. Tell them it's "Real good shit". I might even hang around and give them the ol' Stinkeye until they skin it up in a 'blunt', and try to appease me by offering me a toke. At which point, I shall say "Fuck off, you silly Hippy, I'd rather smoke my own shit!". Then go and spend the £15 I chored off him on some proper Drugs. Something sparky and pharmaceutical to make me go "WHEEEEeey up". Carefully prepared in a Gypsy's bathtub from the dessicated adrenal glands of weasels. :fap:
Thank you Roger, you beautiful old bastard. You just demonstrated to me how self sufficiency is alive and well, and (given the right emotional stimulus) oozing out of my own foetid arsehole! May Eris always keep your rant gland filled with . . . . . . whatever the blithering fuck it is that makes you so fucking Holy!
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.
Lack of SCIENCE! is another.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM
You know what I hate? Pot-smoking objectivist-anarchist libertarian pervert shamans who believe in magic while doing steampunk wrong. Smoking their spliffs and wanking over sigils, while they preach self-reliance on Starbucks wifi at the university, paid for with daddy's credit card.
Yeah, they're the fucking worst. When they're not hanging around the philosophy section at Barnes & Noble trying to look menacing, they're trolling Pagan coffee shops, looking for trustafarian chicks to glom onto.
That's bad news for the trustafarian chicks. These bastards will go on and on about the Great American Novel that will expose the nanny state for what it is, but they never seem to actually write it...And when the unfortunate trustafarian girl finally dumps them, they'll hang out on the girl's stoop in the rain each night, reading Emily Dickenson poems as loud as they can while still sounding pathetic. The horror.
It is my opinion as a Holy Man™ that they should all be bludgeoned with a bag full of Ayn Rand novels and Raven Silverwolfhands "sacred texts", and then be tipped into the sewer.
"But", they say, "I'm drawing sigils as fast as I can! The Free Market™ shall provide for me, for I believe in it, I even built a fucking altar to it, where I "work with" the Gods of the Marketplace. I shall have a job in NO TIME! That's what SELF-RELIANCE is all about! What? Yeah, put my next Mocha Java Frappachino on dad's AMEX with the rest. Thanks."
My response is that without the sacred GOYA rituals, all of that is as useless as Ron Paul's retarded kid. GOYA is a secret ritual held by blue-collar workers and successful artists the world over, but I am here today to break the silence and reveal the secret to you fuckjobs.
Get Off Your Arse. Yep, it's that simple. If you're looking for a job, go hit the fucking bricks and apply every day. If you're writing a novel, WRITE the fucking thing...Of course, if you're just using the concept as a pick up line, more power to you. Enjoy your smelly trustafarian chicks. Fact is, Get Off Your Arse is the ONLY ritual that works, and you don't even need a cheesy, Cutlery World "athame" to make it work.
And, if you want to spew "rational anarchy", "self-reliance", and "the Free Market™", you'll have a bit more credibility if you aren't on dad's credit card or the public teat...And if you want to spew shit about things that AREN'T REAL, like "shamanism", "magick", and "sigils", well, I can't stop you...But expect the mockery you so richly deserve.
And, finally, if you feel the need to smoke pot, knock yourself out. Just don't feel the need to drop in and tell us about how it changed your life, opened up your mind, and put you in contact with your fucking "totem spirit", or whatever the hell it is you hallucinated last. We don't want to hear it, and we'll make your fucking eyes bleed if you insist on screaming "420! SMOKE POT EVERY DAY".
Seriously. You're a plague on mankind, and if you really loved me, you'd kill yourself today.
Or Kill Me.
:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 16, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
How does steampunk fit into all of this? :lulz:
Isambard Kingdom Brunel established the first regular ganja smuggling ring, to cater for Queen Victoria's period pains, on the SS Great Britain's Caribbean run. By this time, he's already hardwired the whole country for his hellish steam engines, chuffing backwards and forwards from Bristol to London, carting Trainloads of weed up to Buck House. Victoria would throw huge Steampowered Dubstep Partys for all her Dandyfied Punkarse sycophants, Like Beau Brummel, and Beau Nash, and they, in turn set the scene for every pasty faced Stovepipe hatted cove from here to Brighton to try and out punk each other. These Victorian street thugs would hang around the Train Stations, scaring old women, and taking the piss out of the more traditional Canalpunk crews, leading to gangfights, duelling, and acts of public lewdness, the likes of which had never before been seen. The Duke of Wellington wanted to horsewhip the lot of them, one by one, and had he not been so busy trying to track down Spring Heeled Jack, (The first true Steampunk prankster) he might well have attempted to do so. Silly old fart. Anyway, by this time, a whole generation of British youth were addicted to Laudenum and Jamaican Coaly weeds or "Collie weed" as it became known. (Named so because of the filthy state Brunel's Steam trains got their cargoes in) This is also thought to be where the term "Dude" originated. (Drugged Up Dandy Empire)
"Look out, here come the Dude Boys!"
Thank God for fossil fuels, Electricity, and eventual civilisation! (And Victoria's preternaturally late menopause)
Right, Steampunk, yes. Well, you did ask!
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.
Lack of SCIENCE! is another.
Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" :horrormirth: After it was explained why they couldn't.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on May 16, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
what you have against emily dickinson :?
She's the worst poet in history. Her poetry killed the martian invaders HG Wells told us about.
Fact.
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
But will you be able to get the smell of patchouli off of the chain? :lulz:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 04:02:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
But will you be able to get the smell of patchouli off of the chain? :lulz:
Monsoon's coming.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
... They HAVE chainsaws in Arizona?
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 04:04:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:59:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 03:58:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Assassinate? They'll turn you into some kind of Messianic master of misanthropy. Hundreds of hippys, camped out on your lawn, chuffing away on bongs! "How shall we fuck off, Oh Master?"
That's okay, too, because then I get to test out my new chainsaw.
... They HAVE chainsaws in Arizona?
Yep. For varmints.
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM
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Screw that. It's THIS GOYA
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Goya-Guerra_(01).jpg/640px-Goya-Guerra_(01).jpg)
Sad presentiments of what must come to pass. (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Los_desastres_de_la_guerra)
Click the above image, view them all, read the [english translations of] the descriptions.
Srsly, view them ALL, but you need the descriptions, too.
I had the questionable pleasure of seeing them in a gallery ...
Yeah, Goya is amazing.
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule". :argh!:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 04:21:03 PM
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule". :argh!:
:omg:
He's gonna PM The Mgt!
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 04:21:03 PM
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule". :argh!:
:omg:
He's gonna PM The Mgt!
I'm a 12th generation mahdjgickqual warlock, and I will not be mocked, especially not with pictures from some dead Belgian guy.
I agree it detracts from the original point of your rant, I just thought people would like to see Goya's "Atrocities of War" (if they didn't know it), because he was preaching the Horrible Truth. He "got" it. Though it's hard not to "get" it when a war like that is happening all around you.
(and at the very least it's better than being compared to a bag of beans?)
But maybe save it for another thread, then. Carry on.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2011, 04:32:25 PM
I agree it detracts from the original point of your rant, I just thought people would like to see Goya's "Atrocities of War" (if they didn't know it), because he was preaching the Horrible Truth. He "got" it. Though it's hard not to "get" it when a war like that is happening all around you.
(and at the very least it's better than being compared to a bag of beans?)
But maybe save it for another thread, then. Carry on.
I was kidding. This thread is nothing more than a hoot at the various "hot button" topics on PD.
is okay. I can't think straight today, too much on my mind.
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 17, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
is okay. I can't think straight today, too much on my mind.
Deep breaths, and think happy thoughts of coming here soon. :D
Ewwww! TMI
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 04:21:03 PM
I'm reporting all of you bastards to The Mgt, for violating the "respect rule". :argh!:
Did a Libertarian or a Wiccan somehow get in and fuck with the carefully mis-calibrated structure of the whole place?
WTF is this "Respect Rule" bolly oaks? NEVER! :argh!: Rules are for Tools! Misrule shall always
rule prevail! as it always has
ruled done! Long may it carry on prevailing, anarchically wobbling it's drunken way through the best laid mice of planning men! Or something. . . . Respect rule? Fuck my old boots!
It's a joke, right?? It must be a joke! I'm just too dense :fap: or something to get it as usual! Right? Chaps, . . . . .chaps? :x
I've been told that, in song no less.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 06:01:26 PM
I've been told that, in song no less.
That, I believe... and would like the recording of. :wink:
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Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Ewwww! TMI
:oops:
You're a bad, bad man.
But surely that's a double negative, meaning he's actually rather a good man?
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 05:07:20 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Ewwww! TMI
:oops:
You're a bad, bad man.
But surely that's a double negative, meaning he's actually rather a good man?
Dunno. Haven't tried 'im. :wink:
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 07:59:22 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 05:07:20 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 04:44:42 PM
Ewwww! TMI
:oops:
You're a bad, bad man.
But surely that's a double negative, meaning he's actually rather a good man?
Dunno. Haven't tried 'im. :wink:
You mean Biblically? Nor have I, but I'd still stick my neck out and say he's a good man. And alphabetically, very well ordered. That counts for a lot, in my book. Most books really, in a literal sense. Not that I'm any Judge of character. Doesn't stop me from being judgmental though. Bloody good job I'm not in charge of anything important, really.
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Steampunking a boat... shouldn't he just have bought a steam boat?
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue." That was LIVESTOCK.
You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue." That was LIVESTOCK.
You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?
I thought sending that dove out was animal testing.
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue." That was LIVESTOCK.
You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?
Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
:lulz: :fap:
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
:lulz:
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue." That was LIVESTOCK.
You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?
Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.
Ask Noah. Bullshit, he let them drown, the fucker ate them.
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 11:18:11 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 10:14:49 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
Bullshit, that wasn't "animal rescue." That was LIVESTOCK.
You don't think any of those wound up on a plate?
Absolutely. But still, he took plenty of gross tasting animals, that would only be considered for food after everything else had been eaten. Like Rats, moles, bats, jellyfish, spiders, and skunks. He knew he was only going for a month or two. And he left Unicorns to drown. I bet there was good eating on one of them.
Ask Noah. Bullshit, he let them drown, the fucker ate them.
That must be where his Daughters got the Horn from then. And God should have told Noah being drunk is no excuse for letting that kind of shit go on, flood or no flood! Dirty old bastard.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
I fail to see where he's doing anything wrong.
I also fail to see how being on an ACTUAL boat is in any way related to steampunk.
ETA: I've also got $5 that says "this city" is PDX. :lulz:
He's going to glue rusty gears to the side or something. He's pretty like a girl, and has no male friends, I'm sure you'd dislike him :/
What is PDX?
PDX= Portland, OR
I might be off the mark, but I beleive that its the airport code for said city.
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat? He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 18, 2011, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat? He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.
This.
Also...
HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN
KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!
Quote from: Pixie on May 18, 2011, 01:06:56 AM
I might be off the mark, but I beleive that its the airport code for said city.
Ahhh, that would make sense. I'm used to all my airport codes starting with a 'y'.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:26:43 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 18, 2011, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat? He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.
This.
Also...
HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!
Yeah, that's kind of a self-correcting problem.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: Lies on May 17, 2011, 09:20:13 AM
Stolen and added to facebook. This oughtta rile up a few of my friends.
Attribution? I want them to know who to assassinate.
Naturally, I wouldn't claim your work as my own, people might get the wrong idea about me.
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
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:mittens:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.
Lack of SCIENCE! is another.
Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" :horrormirth: After it was explained why they couldn't.
Give me this person, I must "educate" them. I used to teach sailing lessons.
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 03:34:40 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM
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:mittens:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.
Lack of SCIENCE! is another.
Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" :horrormirth: After it was explained why they couldn't.
Give me this person, I must "educate" them. I used to teach sailing lessons.
:popcorn:
We are SO hitting some panels this weekend... :lulz:
Quote from: Luna on May 18, 2011, 03:37:04 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 18, 2011, 03:34:40 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 17, 2011, 01:14:59 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 17, 2011, 01:14:23 AM
(https://hannaford.elsstore.com/app/images/product/large/04133102526l.jpg)
:mittens:
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 08:43:21 PM
I am told that it is in fact possible to do steampunk wrong.
Rushing up to mouthbreath distance of anyone who looks remotely interested and barfing out some irrelevant personal fanfiction about how you became an airship pirate is one way.
Lack of SCIENCE! is another.
Question from a panel on airship at Steamcon. "But why can't airships tack?" :horrormirth: After it was explained why they couldn't.
Give me this person, I must "educate" them. I used to teach sailing lessons.
:popcorn:
We are SO hitting some panels this weekend... :lulz:
:lulz:
You guys have the right values.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 18, 2011, 02:08:42 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:26:43 AM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 18, 2011, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 10:17:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 17, 2011, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 17, 2011, 09:44:41 PM
I almost dated a guy who used his inheritance from his mom for school, but instead bought a boat, and that's where he lives, on his boat. He is "steampunking" it, using money from his student loans.
I kind of hate this city sometimes, because he is not alone.
Sounds good to me. Boats are awesome. No need to head for the high ground when everything goes tits up if you're in a Boat. Or buy a House, pay rent, stay geographically tied to the land. Noah understood this, although the animal rescue thing was a bit over the top.
The boat isn't paid off yet, and he's modding it with high-interest loans from teh government. Also it's a tiny, shitty boat, and when I lived with a roommate last year, he was always coming over trying to use our bathroom ('cause there is none on the boat) and he always has greasy hair because he can't shower and also he was always crashing on people's couches because tides exist and they get choppier when it is windy, which happens ALL THE TIME. Also he is a stupid college boy wasting his time "exploring" all the different first and second year classes he can take at a college and gain no practical experience or degree from. And he's stupid.
STOP RATIONALIZING MY HATE
GODDAMN STEAMPUNK HIPPIES ARE EVERYWHERE HERE.
Unicorn meat would have made magical hamburger helper, BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW NOW, THANKS NOAH. Noah probably wore skinny jeans under his stupid robe.
What does he mean there's no bathroom on the boat? He's surrounded on all sides by bathroom.
This.
Also...
HE'S GOING TO "STEAMPUNK" AN ACTUAL FUCKING BOAT?!? WTF!?!?!? I AM LITERALLY SPLUTTERING WITH INCOHERENT RAGE AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF THIS, AND MY ONLY COMFORT IS IN GODDAMN KNOWING THAT THE SEA DOES NOT LOOK KINDLY UPON SUCH FOOLISHNESS AND EVEN LESS KINDLY ON THE FOOLS THAT CAUSE IT. BLARGHFUCKSPURTTLE!!!!
Yeah, that's kind of a self-correcting problem.
I am waiting on the day :)
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 06:11:42 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 17, 2011, 06:01:26 PM
I've been told that, in song no less.
That, I believe... and would like the recording of. :wink:
I actually have a recording of it. Except, that it uses my IRL name, otherwise I'd share.
And now, presenting for all ov you magickal types, the GOYA sigil...
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4067/goyag.png)
Note the inclusion of the Anarchy symbol, the Algiz rune and the astrological symbol for Earth...
Feel free to wank over it and then get it tattooed on your body, or the other way round if you wish.
Looks like a drunk R/R Crossing sign.
Looks like ENKI.