I am a messenger of The Suns Heavenly Inevitable Transformation©, and I have come to warn ye all of YOUR DOOM.
For centuries now, you bleachers have been given a good run, with your pasty skin tones that have flourished in the ice ages and have accumulated much wealth on the backs and bloods of the TANNED OPPRESSED™.
You have given us, through the ages, all sorts of derogatory names to the TANNED OPPRESSED™, and have tried to eliminate us through extermination programs, have tried to limit our growth by providing us with free condoms, and have kept many of us from earning a fair and honest living by making us dependent on welfare and highly addictive drugs such as crack and KFC.
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
As a messenger of The S.H.I.T, I have been informed through various voices in my head that your time has come.
You see, the earth is changing. Society is changing. And it is all changing in favor of the TANNED OPPRESSED™.
We have grown aware and have grown weary of you, and so has the earth and our great provider of life, the sun.
As the Suns chosen ELITE, we have evolved in ways that make us superior to you bleachers.
There is empirical evidence that we are favored, that we have been blessed with abilities and powers that far rival your own.
For example, we have the ability to GO OUTSIDE for EXTENDED AMOUNTS OF TIME in the HEAT OF THE SUN, and not have concern for the deadly effects of the Suns UV rays which HATES the bleachers skin.
We also, as a collective average, are bigger, stronger, faster and much better looking than you all. Also, we have bigger dicks than the bleached. (Yes, that includes our women as well.) And even if one of you bleachers is bigger, stronger, faster and better looking than any one of us individual TANNED OPPRESSED™, we can call on any of our brothers that are bigger, stronger, faster and better looking than you, so don't try and get smart with us.
But we, The S.H.I.T, do not hold anything against you bleachers. It's not *your* fault you are bleached and inferior, and we understand that. You didn't ask to be bleached, and it is not your fault that you cannot get a decent tan to save your lives, so know that we do not HATE YOU or FEAR YOU, but PITY you all.
And as such, in all our mercy and pity, have come up with a plan to HELP YOU poor bleached ones.
It is called, The Eventual Bleached Eradication Plan, and it it works pretty much as what it sounds like.
As The S.H.I.T prefers peaceful, non-violent means to ends, unlike you violence embracing, war loving bleachies, we will get rid of you all through GRADUAL means.
Fear not, for even though you are doomed, your children need not be, and can be SAVED from the wrath of the sun.
Here is how it will work and has been covertly working now for a long time, RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES.
First, the scorched earth policy- we are supporters of climate change and the GLOBAL WARMING that is caused by it. We welcome the suns rise in power on the earth, for The S.H.I.T know that we are favored in its heat, where as you bleachies ARE NOT. So we will be doing everything in our power to contribute C02 gasses to the atmosphere, and have been encouraging you bleachies to do the same, and you have, like the gullable idiots you are, been doing exactly that with your SUVs and wars with countries that are rich in C02 producing resources which you have grown to be so reliant on.
Secondly, breeding programs- we are and have been for a long time now, slowly but surely, breeding with the bleachers to produce offspring that have superior skin tone that is more suitable to the coming El Nino age, and eventually, you will be phased out as dated, inferior models, but will still have use as caretakers/slaves to your tanned offspring henceforth.
Thirdly, we have been slowly but surely acquiring all the wealth back from you bleachies that you STOLE FROM US IN THE FIRST PLACE, and have been investing in FOOL PROOF investment plans that have been provided to us by our Nigerian brothers, many of whom are wealthy exiled princes that just need investment capital to pay for the unlocking fees of their stolen wealth, and once we have given them enough, we tanned elite will be able to buy all the rest of you bleachies as slaves and pets.
Finally, we will be converting and burning all blasphemous images of our lord and savior, and replacing all heretical portrayals with a more logically correct and better looking savior-
(http://yoknyamdabale.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/blackjesusmontagecbarzoniartcom100557751.jpg)
NOW BLEACHIES, REPENT, GET IN THE FRONT OF THE BUS, AND GIVE US ALL YOUR BLEACHED WOMEN, AND ALL YOUR MONEY IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU AND YOUR OFFSPRING, IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN SAVE HUMANITY.
IN SOLIDARITY AND IN ONE LOVE, THE S.H.I.T.
(http://live.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/black-power-salute.jpg)
1) I feel yah. Iesus was a Black God (get over it Christophiles, it was the genetics of his area... same with Osiris).
2) Wow, you're a few decades behind the game yo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin_theory
I heard about his reading up on Marcus Garvey and his trip, and how it interfaced with the 'black supremacy' movement and 'Noble' Drew Ali and his Moorish Science Temple order.
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
A bleacher like you would say that, wouldn't you.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
A bleacher like you would say that, wouldn't you.
Ok then, enjoy your overpopulation and AIDS. The resulting plagues would be interesting from a historical perspective.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
A bleacher like you would say that, wouldn't you.
Ok then, enjoy your overpopulation and AIDS. The resulting plagues would be interesting from a historical perspective.
THE OVERPOPULATION AND AIDS YOU BLEACHERS GAVE US :argh!:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
A bleacher like you would say that, wouldn't you.
Ok then, enjoy your overpopulation and AIDS. The resulting plagues would be interesting from a historical perspective.
THE OVERPOPULATION AND AIDS YOU BLEACHERS GAVE US :argh!:
How did we give you overpopulation? There's 2 billion non-bleachers in just two Asian countries alone. I think they overpopulated themselves.
As for AIDS we just manufactured that for gay people and Russians, but we forgot about bisexuals and Russian mail order brides. Whoops.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 12:38:55 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 30, 2011, 08:20:27 AM
Somehow, out of all the things I could find to pick apart about this, THIS:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 06:47:00 AM
Well, I hope you enjoyed your little run of race superiority, as it will no longer last for long.
is the thing that really bothers me.
The free condoms thing got me, since it's clearly as good idea to have less people and less AIDS.
A bleacher like you would say that, wouldn't you.
Ok then, enjoy your overpopulation and AIDS. The resulting plagues would be interesting from a historical perspective.
THE OVERPOPULATION AND AIDS YOU BLEACHERS GAVE US :argh!:
How did we give you overpopulation? There's 2 billion non-bleachers in just two Asian countries alone. I think they overpopulated themselves.
As for AIDS we just manufactured that for gay people and Russians, but we forgot about bisexuals and Russian mail order brides. Whoops.
Don't you play coy with me motherfucker, you know damn well how you gave us overpopulation, and if you really don't, then you are even more ignorant than I first thought, but more likely, you're just lying.
You bleachers lie all the time, you and your white lies, like Santa Claus and Jesus, WHY DO YOU THINK THEY'RE CALLED WHITE LIES?
Honestly sir i have no idea what youre on about. And what kind of scrooge are you to be hating on santa?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 30, 2011, 02:20:15 PM
Honestly sir i have no idea what youre on about. And what kind of scrooge are you to be hating on santa?
You will be one of the first we'll eradicate by sending you to our breeding camps. Lets see how ignorant you'll be then.
ARBEIT MACHT FREI
Breeding camps you say? I fail to see a downside. Also irish dont count as people remember?
Dear Tanners,
Enjoy your melanoma.
Love,
Bleacher #56824
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 02:57:04 PM
Dear Tanners,
Enjoy your melanoma.
Love,
Bleacher #56824
Uhh, considering you guys are about a million times more likely to get it than us, it is WE who say unto you bleachies: Enjoy YOUR melanoma.
Honestly? The best you can come up with is "NO U"?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 30, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
Honestly? The best you can come up with is "NO U"?
What you said made no sense. We are the suns chosen.
It's like me saying "enjoy your herpes bleacher" when I know you don't get laid.
I don't think this is as funny as it was intended. At least I hope that is the problem. :|
This is superior humour that only the suns chosen are able to comprehend.
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You heard it here folks. Lies is sexually attracted to middle aged male bleachers.
Now I know how Ted Haggard feels :oops:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 04:05:18 PM
Now I know how Ted Haggard feels :oops:
You did walk straight into that one.....
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
HAY THATS RACIST AGAINST HEADHUNTER TRIBES! AND PSYCHIATRISTS!
\
:nigel:
Every time i read "bleachers" i think of anal bleaching...?
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2011, 01:12:55 AM
Every time i read "bleachers" i think of anal bleaching...?
You need help. In a good way.
(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING
I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"
I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:19:58 AM
(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
Dammit Nigel.
Fucking wavelength. Or Quantumz. Or something.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:23:19 AM
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING
I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"
I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?
porn stars
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:23:19 AM
AHAHAHAHA ANAL BLEACHING
I am reading an article about it right now. My favorite quote: "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"
I don't think I even knew assbleaching existed until I saw "Bridesmaids". Who the hell sits around being concerned about the color of their poopchute?
porn stars
That's valid.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 01:27:13 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:19:58 AM
(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
Dammit Nigel.
Fucking wavelength. Or Quantumz. Or something.
:lulz:
I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 01, 2011, 02:45:32 AM
I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 01, 2011, 02:45:32 AM
I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".
AHAHAHAHAGAHAGHAGHGHGHGH! :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on July 01, 2011, 02:45:32 AM
I'm in favor of anal bleaching, because that means it will only be a matter of time until someone makes the leap to anal dying. Some enterprising porn star will get her asshole dyed the same shade as her eyeshadow. A year later, dilettantes in Manhattan will be doing it, a year after that you'll start seeing it on spring breakers, and then there will be an obligatory scandalous story about a mom who takes her 12 year old daughter in to get her anus dyed because "it's what the cool kids are doing".
:lulz:
I'd put money on it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
You're Murrkin too?
Twid,
Gas, Fire, Lulz
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 05:39:23 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.
Wasn't going to bring it up but yeah, Australia has a pretty bad rep.
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 05:39:23 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Yeah, or else some other factor in growing up in what is widely acknowledged as the most racist country in the world outside of India triggered your sudden appetite to find racial epithets.
Uhhh... as far as we australians are aware, Murrica is one the most racist countries in the world.
Lets see... where I live, there are- Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, Sudanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Germans, Italians, Greeks and fuck loads of others that I can't be bothered listing.
I get along just fine with all of them and love them all.
No, I'm not going to bother explaining to you people that
a. I'm not a racist and
b. This whole thing is just a parody on racism.
I'm going to give you people more credit then having to spell it out for you, because I know you guys ain't stupid, you just all seem to have concluded something that is stupidly untrue based on things you don't know much about.
I can't believe you people are taking this so seriously.
I thought I made it bleedingly obvious this was a pisstake on racism.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.
I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
True story.
Also, Lies,
<----look over here for your amusement.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.
I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:
IT TURNS OUT
I AM NOT FUCKING WELSH
HALLELUJAH@!
Oh wait but I'm fucking Orkadian
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.
I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:
Exactly. God forbid I try joining in on the fun.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 06:06:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
True story.
I wish I knew where to find the stats, Nigel. Not just for actual racism but for perceptions on Australia. For some reason I want to say that it's not just America, but the whole English speaking world thinks this.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 06:11:10 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.
I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:
IT TURNS OUT
I AM NOT FUCKING WELSH
HALLELUJAH@!
Oh wait but I'm fucking Orkadian
Dammit Nigel, I feel uncomfortable enough making your certificate WITH the Welsh, and now you have to pull that cracker ass Celtic commonality rug out beneath my feet? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ICH BIN EIN FUHRER I AM OF ZE TRUE MASTER RACE
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.
Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody? :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:18:20 AM
ICH BIN EIN FUHRER I AM OF ZE TRUE MASTER RACE
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/christhebaldchamp.jpg)
Bald Aryan to Bald Aryan:
Um.... Fuck off. Not funny.
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:18:48 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.
Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody? :lulz: :lulz:
We've tried doing it in the past but for some reason it never gets through.
As far as we're aware, the queen is someone on our money, but actually has sweet fuck all to do with Australia.
It's a running gag here in Aus to make fun of the queen for having absolutely nothing to do with us.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:21:14 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:18:48 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
I guess that we're just going to have to agree that our former imperialist overlords are doing a good job of hiding it.
Fuck them Brits,
also, when you guize do republican revolution? Irishes and Americanses said fuck the monarchy. where is republic of Australia? Canada? Anybody? :lulz: :lulz:
We've tried doing it in the past but for some reason it never gets through.
As far as we're aware, the queen is someone on our money, but actually has sweet fuck all to do with Australia.
It's a running gag here in Aus to make fun of the queen for having absolutely nothing to do with us.
You should do what we did in Murrica:
Dear [reigning monarch]:
You're fired, fuck you, if you don't like it, hahahaha, we know the territory.
Love,
[Insert future country]
Or you can take the Irish route:
Dear Your Uselessness:
Yer a cuntface. Ye've got no bollocks and this rebellyuns gunna stick this toim. we'll shoot ya an yer bobbies and run back into the hills. Just feck off now while ye can.
Feck you, lets get a pint at half six,
-Ireland
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.
Wait. I just noticed that you "deserved it".... who are you? I don't recognize your handle.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:27:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner. :oops:
EDIT: I was Captain Slack for a while, then I was Doktor Plague, then I was Unqualified. I was always kind of a lurker, partly out of sheer shyness and partly due to everyone always saying what I was going to say before I'd read the thread.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:30:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:27:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner. :oops:
Yesterday:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/Twid.jpg)
But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:32:46 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 06:30:10 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:03:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.
Part of it might be the slavery thing. Us whitens know we dun wrong if only fer th' treason.
We may have had very bad race relations since... well... 1776, but race is inherently part of our history. American history is whites vs everyone else until, I prefer to think the 1960s. But all of us have that in the back of our minds. We had a civil war over slavery based on racism.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:30:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:27:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner. :oops:
Yesterday:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/Twid.jpg)
But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.
For me it's kind of a running joke with me and my friends, because I actually am mostly German (my great grandmother immigrated to Canada right before the Nazis rose to power) and they all know that I'm not actually a racist of any kind.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:49:42 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:34:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:30:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:27:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 01, 2011, 06:22:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:20:52 AM
Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner. :oops:
Yesterday:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/Twid.jpg)
But I'm pretty well know to be a leftist here. Also there are pics of me here wearing the hammer and sickle. But, I'm glad you understand. Bald white guy speaking German in a thread about racism.... yeah.... or rather, ja.
For me it's kind of a running joke with me and my friends, because I actually am mostly German (my great grandmother immigrated to Canada right before the Nazis rose to power) and they all know that I'm not actually a racist of any kind.
It's hard to tell sometimes.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:32:46 AM
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
You don't get much news about Canada, do you? It's going crazy, Murrca style. :|
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:32:46 AM
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
You don't get much news about Canada, do you? It's going crazy, Murrca style. :|
Freeky, I'm going to be a jerk for a minute.
Think about this. What's more important? USA/UK (real Empire) or Canada and Australia? Australia is Britain's Canada. Canada it America's Australia.
Twid,
:lulz:
lolwat?
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:23:44 AM
lolwat?
Better explanation:
Whiskey. 3:30 am local time. Thought it made sense, but I'm just going to go with didn't at all in any way shape or form. Do me a favor and give me a heavy, preferably fast music video to distract me.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001990
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:29:53 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001990
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
Errr... just what?
I flashes if you click on the buttons, and the sound repeats.
No, it doesn't make sense out of context. I realize this, and know it won't be funny. BUT IT IS SHINEFLASHYCOLORS/
I'm not going to get it tonight. Sorry, just not in the right headspace. But you know me on facebook and dok has my phone number, so PM, PM, or text. :)
On Saturday. Working then Frost Heaves show later today.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:29:53 AM
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001990
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
You read Homestuck? Awesome.
Fuck yeah dude! I got hooked on it recently. I'm rereading it to kill time until it's updated again.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:53:41 AM
Fuck yeah dude! I got hooked on it recently. I'm rereading it to kill time until it's updated again.
:awesome:
I love how there are something like four layers of metafiction by the time it even gets to its central premise, and that's before things start getting recursive.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:39:45 AM
Part of it might be the slavery thing. Us whitens know we dun wrong if only fer th' treason.
We may have had very bad race relations since... well... 1776, but race is inherently part of our history. American history is whites vs everyone else until, I prefer to think the 1960s. But all of us have that in the back of our minds. We had a civil war over slavery based on racism.
Australia, like America, was built on genocide of the original population, partially through disease and partially through design. Hell, for a long time, the Aborigines were seen as one step above animals (barely), and up until the 1970s, Aboriginal children were being stolen from their families to be raised as wards of the state (an ideology driven by the blatantly racist idea that "half-caste" Aborigines could be "turned white" through subsequent generations of breeding, at least in the 1930s, and by more subtle forms of racism later on).
Hell, just look at the average life expectancy of an Aboriginal compared to a white Australian. 47 years, in some places. Also, a sociologist I know has found strong correlation between birth mortality rates and official discrimination, and in Australia in 2006, the rate of indigenous infant deaths was 10 out of every 1000, while the non-indigenous rate is 4.4 of every 1000.
Australia has also traditionally feared the "Yellow Peril" and "Asian invasion", frequently passing immigration laws aimed at excluding such groups from the country as much as possible. They even called it "the White Australia Policy". The enemy changed every generation or so, Chinese goldminers, invading Japanese (which, to be fair, was a credible threat post 1937), Chinese Communists, Indonesian terrorists etc but there pretty much always has been one, and even though the Whitlam Admin officially abandoned the policy, that Australia still acts in a heavy-handed and totally inappropriate manner when dealing with illegal immigrants and asylum seekers is almost certainly a legacy of this worldview.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:14:39 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 06:11:10 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:59:47 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
I think we all are, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily translate as funny.
I thought it was funny. But if I didn't know you to a degree I might have found it offensive. Maybe because making fun of white people is funny, even if you're white. I dunno, like, in my sphere, other white people make fun of each other for their specific nationality. You even see it here. roger makes fun of me being Irish, Dimo is a fucking guinzo, Nigel's Welsh, that sort of thing. :shrug:
IT TURNS OUT
I AM NOT FUCKING WELSH
HALLELUJAH@!
Oh wait but I'm fucking Orkadian
Dammit Nigel, I feel uncomfortable enough making your certificate WITH the Welsh, and now you have to pull that cracker ass Celtic commonality rug out beneath my feet? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:lulz: I heard the news, and I said to myself, "WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ORKADIAN???"
Turns out it's some assholes the Celts didn't want on their island, so they put them on some even smaller islands. Jesus. Who the hell has ever heard of "The Orkneys"? It sounds like something my cat threw up.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 06:39:45 AM
Part of it might be the slavery thing. Us whitens know we dun wrong if only fer th' treason.
We may have had very bad race relations since... well... 1776, but race is inherently part of our history. American history is whites vs everyone else until, I prefer to think the 1960s. But all of us have that in the back of our minds. We had a civil war over slavery based on racism.
Australia, like America, was built on genocide of the original population, partially through disease and partially through design. Hell, for a long time, the Aborigines were seen as one step above animals (barely), and up until the 1970s, Aboriginal children were being stolen from their families to be raised as wards of the state (an ideology driven by the blatantly racist idea that "half-caste" Aborigines could be "turned white" through subsequent generations of breeding, at least in the 1930s, and by more subtle forms of racism later on).
Hell, just look at the average life expectancy of an Aboriginal compared to a white Australian. 47 years, in some places. Also, a sociologist I know has found strong correlation between birth mortality rates and official discrimination, and in Australia in 2006, the rate of indigenous infant deaths was 10 out of every 1000, while the non-indigenous rate is 4.4 of every 1000.
Australia has also traditionally feared the "Yellow Peril" and "Asian invasion", frequently passing immigration laws aimed at excluding such groups from the country as much as possible. They even called it "the White Australia Policy". The enemy changed every generation or so, Chinese goldminers, invading Japanese (which, to be fair, was a credible threat post 1937), Chinese Communists, Indonesian terrorists etc but there pretty much always has been one, and even though the Whitlam Admin officially abandoned the policy, that Australia still acts in a heavy-handed and totally inappropriate manner when dealing with illegal immigrants and asylum seekers is almost certainly a legacy of this worldview.
WHOOT IM PART OF THE YELLOW PERIL ASIAN INVASION, THAT SHIT SO FUCKING GANGSTA YO
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Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
OK. :lulz: I am having a hard time believing that you really don't know that Australia is considered the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to treatment of aborigines. As in, movies have been made about it, books have been written, and it's not because of a hideous history, (which is amply shared by the US) it's because the horrible treatment continues to the present day. As, indeed, it also does here, but not to the same ugly degree.
During MY lifetime, Lies, Aboriginal children were still being stolen from their mothers. By the government.
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Also you grow facial hair like a woman. Grow a pair so you can get some testosterone in your face follicles.
Yeah, that was an old photo from back when I was bald and in high school. Racism was sarcastic.
Protip:
Don't joke around with that shit here. Just look at what happened to Lies, and he's a darky.
Yeah, the head-shaving was the result of a moment of insanity and the dead look in my eyes is because that photo was taken the day after and the consequences had dawned on me.
Figured the horrible, horrible gratuitous German would tip people off. I'll just go sit in the corner. :oops:
EDIT: I was Captain Slack for a while, then I was Doktor Plague, then I was Unqualified. I was always kind of a lurker, partly out of sheer shyness and partly due to everyone always saying what I was going to say before I'd read the thread.
I like you. Post more.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.
Sure, as long as you pretend the Aborigines don't exist. Everyone else is white as you please and butter don't melt in your mouth.
Are you fucking kidding me? You seriously don't know?
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
Oh, except that the entire rest of the word, including Canada sees Australia as being especially awful, and fuck, as a native, that's saying something.
There's a reason why I want to move to canda. Not the racism thing though. I just think, from the sounds of it, it's a better, saner version of Australia.
But I find it extremely interesting you guys think Australia is inherently racist. Sure, we do have our racists, but you'd be very hard pressed to find one without digging around under a few rocks before you do.
Part of it might be the slavery thing. Us whitens know we dun wrong if only fer th' treason.
We may have had very bad race relations since... well... 1776, but race is inherently part of our history. American history is whites vs everyone else until, I prefer to think the 1960s. But all of us have that in the back of our minds. We had a civil war over slavery based on racism.
It's ongoing, but changing. Race relations here have really shifted just during my lifetime, and even more during my dad's lifetime... when he was a kid there were still "whites only" drinking fountains and businesses. People who think it's a part of our distant past weren't raised by someone who literally grew up with Jim Crow laws... it's present to me every time my dad expresses amazement and the opportunities we HAVE now.
For the most part, people are conscious of our abysmally racist history, which is a great starting point.
Although, Nigel, you know who else was aware of America's abysmal racial history?
Hitler.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 01, 2011, 08:53:41 AM
Fuck yeah dude! I got hooked on it recently. I'm rereading it to kill time until it's updated again.
OMG EFO and EFOEXGF are obsessed with Homestuck, to the point of cosplay. (But they are 13 so I forgive them the cosplay).
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
OK. :lulz: I am having a hard time believing that you really don't know that Australia is considered the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to treatment of aborigines. As in, movies have been made about it, books have been written, and it's not because of a hideous history, (which is amply shared by the US) it's because the horrible treatment continues to the present day. As, indeed, it also does here, but not to the same ugly degree.
During MY lifetime, Lies, Aboriginal children were still being stolen from their mothers. By the government.
I'm not fucking defending Australia, seriously, I know out history is fucked up. I don't think we're fucking saints. I'm just saying, I find it funny, that if you ask "in general, do you think americans are racist" you'd find people will generally say yes.
And it's the same case from where you are as well.
People are shit, all over.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:19:58 AM
(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
Hey that's where I slept on DoD'09 !!!
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(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
Hey that's where I slept on DoD'09 !!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
OK. :lulz: I am having a hard time believing that you really don't know that Australia is considered the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to treatment of aborigines. As in, movies have been made about it, books have been written, and it's not because of a hideous history, (which is amply shared by the US) it's because the horrible treatment continues to the present day. As, indeed, it also does here, but not to the same ugly degree.
During MY lifetime, Lies, Aboriginal children were still being stolen from their mothers. By the government.
I'm not fucking defending Australia, seriously, I know out history is fucked up. I don't think we're fucking saints. I'm just saying, I find it funny, that if you ask "in general, do you think americans are racist" you'd find people will generally say yes.
And it's the same case from where you are as well.
People are shit, all over.
Yeah, so maybe quit actively perpetuating racism for sport, hey kiddo?
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Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:54:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
OK. :lulz: I am having a hard time believing that you really don't know that Australia is considered the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to treatment of aborigines. As in, movies have been made about it, books have been written, and it's not because of a hideous history, (which is amply shared by the US) it's because the horrible treatment continues to the present day. As, indeed, it also does here, but not to the same ugly degree.
During MY lifetime, Lies, Aboriginal children were still being stolen from their mothers. By the government.
I'm not fucking defending Australia, seriously, I know out history is fucked up. I don't think we're fucking saints. I'm just saying, I find it funny, that if you ask "in general, do you think americans are racist" you'd find people will generally say yes.
And it's the same case from where you are as well.
People are shit, all over.
Yeah, so maybe quit actively perpetuating racism for sport, hey kiddo?
I suppose you think Jonathan Swift was serious as well huh.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 01, 2011, 03:04:54 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 01:19:58 AM
(http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/files/2009-january/fairfax_pool_bleachers.jpg)
Hey that's where I slept on DoD'09 !!!
We had the deluxe version, with green netting and polythene sheets though.
And Franco's Fish Shop across the road. I bet this one doesn't have a Franco's.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 03:33:54 PM
I suppose you think Jonathan Swift was serious as well huh.
Really? You're comparing your parody of reverse racism to one of the greatest satirists of all time?
Mighty presumptuous, my good man.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 05:48:46 AM
Honestly, I don't think that Lysergic was trying to offend anyone, obviously since most of us are Bleachers, and I think everyone is part Bleacher at the least (correct me if I'm wrong), but maybe he needed to blow off some steam? Sort of like, tried to go for the lulz, but fell short? I dunno, I'm not a prison colonist.
Also, I thought he was part Native Australian, but he's part Asian?
Twid,
realizing that sometimes being here a year and a half still kinda makes you a noob sometimes....
Also thinks Bleacher sounds funny.
I'm glad to see *someone* around here is able to use their brains.
Here's the big secret: I'M HALF BLEACHER. OH NOES THE SHAME
What's the other half? (genuinely curious at this point)
Also, I am sad to inform you that Americans do actually consider Australia to have a worse problem with racism than we do. FYI.
The other half is filipino.
And I think it's hilarious that Australians consider Americans to be the worst offenders of racism and you guys believe it the other way. The irony is just amazing.
OK. :lulz: I am having a hard time believing that you really don't know that Australia is considered the absolute worst of the worst when it comes to treatment of aborigines. As in, movies have been made about it, books have been written, and it's not because of a hideous history, (which is amply shared by the US) it's because the horrible treatment continues to the present day. As, indeed, it also does here, but not to the same ugly degree.
During MY lifetime, Lies, Aboriginal children were still being stolen from their mothers. By the government.
I'm not fucking defending Australia, seriously, I know out history is fucked up. I don't think we're fucking saints. I'm just saying, I find it funny, that if you ask "in general, do you think americans are racist" you'd find people will generally say yes.
And it's the same case from where you are as well.
People are shit, all over.
Yeah, so maybe quit actively perpetuating racism for sport, hey kiddo?
I suppose you think Jonathan Swift was serious as well huh.
As I said YESTERDAY, it was obviously a joke. A bad one, which fell flat.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 01, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 03:33:54 PM
I suppose you think Jonathan Swift was serious as well huh.
Really? You're comparing your parody of reverse racism to one of the greatest satirists of all time?
Mighty presumptuous, my good man.
He doesn't have the mad skillz.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 01, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 03:33:54 PM
I suppose you think Jonathan Swift was serious as well huh.
Really? You're comparing your parody of reverse racism to one of the greatest satirists of all time?
Mighty presumptuous, my good man.
Lets just say, I was kinda trying to channel his spirit.
Just because it doesn't live up to your expectations, doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there, such as myself, who think's it a brilliant parody of what racism is.
Do you seriously think I believe *ANY* of those things I wrote?
Really? At what point do my ramblings suggest I want you to be taking me seriously?
Where the self-depreciating acronyms seem like they would really be an idea you'd want to promote?
IM NOT PROMOTING RACISM HERE GUYS, WHAT I WROTE WAS FUCKING STUPID, IT WAS MEANT TO BE STUPID, CUS THATS ALL RACISM CAN EVER BE, STUPIDITY.
My god, do you really think I use the word bleachers to seriously distinguish you from people I like?
It's just a made up fucking word that meant seating and a chemical wash product, it's NOT A REAL INSULT.
The fact that it's got people like Roger so worked up just drove me to want to push it further. Fuck, it was a throwaway gag that I decided to roll with, and now you all think I'm supporting racism?
Get fucked.
I have aboriginal friends ok, I don't fucking oppress them, I smoke weed with them.
As I do with my bleacher friends.
As I do with my yellow menace asian invasion friends.
Here's my version of people I'd prefer to live with and would separate people I like and don't like with a simple test:
Do you smoke green? Do you care that I do?
Regardless of the first question, if your answer to the second question is a no, then I like you.
If your answer is a yes, I will not want to be around you and would prefer you go somewhere else if it bothers you what I do that doesn't harm anyone else.
Chances are, if you answer yes to the first question, you're generally not a racist because being racist takes effort.
If you say no to the first question, I don't care as long as you don't look down upon me for things that don't get in the way of what you want to do and believe.
You can be muslim, christian, pagan or mexican or european or black or white or blue or purple.
I don't give a fuck, as long as you don't bother me then I won't bother you, and I like people of all different races and creeds, and I also hate people in those races and creeds, as the old chestnut goes, I'm not racist, I hate all people equally.
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I'm not racist, I hate all people equally.
How very Houyhnhnmian of you.
How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on July 01, 2011, 04:10:20 PM
How can we dance when our Earth is turning?
How can we sleep when the beds are burning?
The time has come, to say fair's fair.
To pay the rent, TO PAY OUR SHARE!!!
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on July 01, 2011, 04:16:05 PM
The time has come, to say fair's fair.
To pay the rent, TO PAY OUR SHARE!!!
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back
Cue the trombone!
Incidentally Peter Garrett is now a minister of the enviroment here. And he supports logging mills. :lulz:
That's because he has a Dead Heart!
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Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Heh.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white. No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.
Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me. Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times. So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.
Now, fuck off. I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.
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Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Heh.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white. No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.
Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me. Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times. So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.
Now, fuck off. I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.
No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and and not being able to take some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.
Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Heh.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white. No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.
Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me. Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times. So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.
Now, fuck off. I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.
No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and and not being able to take some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.
Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote
Roger's an alien?
:aaa:
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and taking some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.
Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote
I'm friendly with people I like. I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts". You may have noticed that I haven't bothered fucking with you since then. There's a reason for that, which I'll get to at the end of this post.
Also, given that and this new arseholism, I won't be getting too upset by you calling me a grey. It's sort of like having some torture freak call me "anti-American". It just doesn't have the punch it would have coming from someone with some moral authority on the subject, you know?
Next, when you first called me by a racial epithet and stated that I was somehow responsible for how anyone in Australia was treated, I responded with "This is interesting", and waited for you to state that you were kidding. Your two responses were to say that you didn't find it to be funny, and to post a new thread about your new radical racism.
So, yeah, I haven't been fucking with you for a while, and I don't imagine I will. I fuck with friends, and I fuck with enemies...In different ways, of course; in both cases, they are people who are on my radar screen. As someone who feels women should have to dress like nuns to avoid being rape-bait, and someone who holds me accountable for the actions of people on the other side of the world solely based on my "de-evolutionized" skin color, you simply don't fit the bill.
In short, you don't matter one way or the other. You are beneath my notice.
I have explained this so that you won't waste any more of your time writing justifications for the unjustifiable. And it's all I have to say on this subject or any other.
So, like I said, fuck off.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:10:54 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
No, I'm poking fun at you for taking a made up word that really means nothing too seriously and taking some harmless poking from the other side.
Seriously? You seriously think that I think Im better than you because of arbitary bullshit like skin colour?
No, I think I'm better than you because I can take a fucking joke. You're such a fucking melodramatic queen of drama, I've got some advice for you you crazy old man, try eating a teaspoon of cement and hardening the fuck up.
Geez man, I figured you of all people would go along with the joke, but no, instead, you choose to grossly misinterpret playful friendly jabs as malevolent, direct attacks upon you.
Sure, it was a shit joke in the end, pardon me for fucking trying.
You know what, I'm sorry, I didn't mean what you think.
I don't hate you because you're white, I hate you because you're a fucking grey. There. I said it.
Fuck man, there's just nothing I can do to gain any trust from you, it's like you ENJOY attacking me on baseless and trivial bullshit.
Fuck you if you're just gonna keep doing this. If after all this time, you still don't seem to get that IM NOT YOUR FUCKING ENEMY and HAVE NEVER WANTED TO BE, and all I want is some mutual respect, but I know this is asking a lot from you because I know you've made up your mind about me and don't want to give me a fair go.
Fuck you and the ass you rode in on, Don Quixote
I'm friendly with people I like. I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts". You may have noticed that I haven't bothered fucking with you since then. There's a reason for that, which I'll get to at the end of this post.
Also, given that and this new arseholism, I won't be getting too upset by you calling me a grey. It's sort of like having some torture freak call me "anti-American". It just doesn't have the punch it would have coming from someone with some moral authority on the subject, you know?
Next, when you first called me by a racial epithet and stated that I was somehow responsible for how anyone in Australia was treated, I responded with "This is interesting", and waited for you to state that you were kidding. Your two responses were to say that you didn't find it to be funny, and to post a new thread about your new radical racism.
So, yeah, I haven't been fucking with you for a while, and I don't imagine I will. I fuck with friends, and I fuck with enemies...In different ways, of course; in both cases, they are people who are on my radar screen. As someone who feels women should have to dress like nuns to avoid being rape-bait, and someone who holds me accountable for the actions of people on the other side of the world solely based on my "de-evolutionized" skin color, you simply don't fit the bill.
In short, you don't matter one way or the other. You are beneath my notice.
I have explained this so that you won't waste any more of your time writing justifications for the unjustifiable. And it's all I have to say on this subject or any other.
So, like I said, fuck off.
At what point did you think I was being serious? Was it the part where I called you a made up racial slur that doesnt mean anything? The part where I formed a made up movement called The S.H.I.T? Was it the part in my OP where I pointed out bullshit reasons for being racist? Was it the part where I want to encourage the greenhouse effect to kill you guys off? The part where I said programs for breeding a superior race? The part where I said we're taking all the wealth and giving it to nigerian scam artists?
You taking this so seriously is what bothers me.
And once more, you take things I'm saying, and spit them out of context. I don't think women should dress like nuns you fuck wit.
I mean, fuck you, Im just questioning things, I have thoughts about subjects, and I want peoples opinions.
But you, you always go onto a fucking holy crusade nitpicking and squawking and screeching about how I'm a terrible person for having fucking thoughts that just arent in your way of seeing things.
Seriously man, ffs, seriously, you don't think this whole think isn't one big subtle "Hey, I'm just kidding"?
If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Heh.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white. No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.
Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me. Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times. So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.
Now, fuck off. I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.
This.
It's not like it isn't painfully obvious to everyone who is forced to witness it. It's ugly, Lies, and it's pathetic.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:44:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 06:29:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 05:23:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
And I, sir, will sit back and laugh at you for turning into a racist no different than the teabaggers that we make fun of here.
Sorry to hear your head shrank.
Oh yeah, I'm totally a racist man. Cus you know, having euro-asian background brought up in the most multicultural country in the world*TOTALLY* does that to you.
Heh.
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
You didn't think it was funny, but you did it to get at me for being white. No, Lies, I don't think this is some kind of Swiftian rage thing, I think it's you having found a new religion...The same religion Lester Maddox found, come to think of it.
Every 3 months or so, you feel the need to take another run at me. Each time you do, you INSIST on being a bigger ass than the last few times. So you'll forgive me if I don't buy your bullshit that this was some form of satire, especially given the fact that you stated that you weren't joking.
Now, fuck off. I have a limited amount of time on this planet, and I see no reason to waste it on teabaggers, klansmen, or you.
This.
It's not like it isn't painfully obvious to everyone who is forced to witness it. It's ugly, Lies, and it's pathetic.
Ok. Your opinion has been given all the consideration it merits.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
At what point did you think I was being serious? Was it the part where I called you a made up racial slur that doesnt mean anything? The part where I formed a made up movement called The S.H.I.T? Was it the part in my OP where I pointed out bullshit reasons for being racist? Was it the part where I want to encourage the greenhouse effect to kill you guys off? The part where I said programs for breeding a superior race? The part where I said we're taking all the wealth and giving it to nigerian scam artists?
You taking this so seriously is what bothers me.
And once more, you take things I'm saying, and spit them out of context. I don't think women should dress like nuns you fuck wit.
I mean, fuck you, Im just questioning things, I have thoughts about subjects, and I want peoples opinions.
But you, you always go onto a fucking holy crusade nitpicking and squawking and screeching about how I'm a terrible person for having fucking thoughts that just arent in your way of seeing things.
Seriously man, ffs, seriously, you don't think this whole think isn't one big subtle "Hey, I'm just kidding"?
If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.
I was married to a guy who would hurt me, and then "Sorry you can't take a joke, I was only playing around".
Fuck you, Lies. You knew what you were doing. Or else the meth got a few too many brain cells.
Not fucking OK. As people have been telling you for TWO FUCKING DAYS.
NOT FUCKING OK. ASSHOLE. GO DIE IN A FIRE.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:48:09 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
At what point did you think I was being serious? Was it the part where I called you a made up racial slur that doesnt mean anything? The part where I formed a made up movement called The S.H.I.T? Was it the part in my OP where I pointed out bullshit reasons for being racist? Was it the part where I want to encourage the greenhouse effect to kill you guys off? The part where I said programs for breeding a superior race? The part where I said we're taking all the wealth and giving it to nigerian scam artists?
You taking this so seriously is what bothers me.
And once more, you take things I'm saying, and spit them out of context. I don't think women should dress like nuns you fuck wit.
I mean, fuck you, Im just questioning things, I have thoughts about subjects, and I want peoples opinions.
But you, you always go onto a fucking holy crusade nitpicking and squawking and screeching about how I'm a terrible person for having fucking thoughts that just arent in your way of seeing things.
Seriously man, ffs, seriously, you don't think this whole think isn't one big subtle "Hey, I'm just kidding"?
If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.
I was married to a guy who would hurt me, and then "Sorry you can't take a joke, I was only playing around".
Fuck you, Lies. You knew what you were doing. Or else the meth got a few too many brain cells.
Not fucking OK. As people have been telling you for TWO FUCKING DAYS.
NOT FUCKING OK. ASSHOLE. GO DIE IN A FIRE.
Yeah, difference between him and me? I DONT FUCKING HURT PEOPLE YOU ASSUMING BITCH.
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 07:49:02 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:48:09 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
At what point did you think I was being serious? Was it the part where I called you a made up racial slur that doesnt mean anything? The part where I formed a made up movement called The S.H.I.T? Was it the part in my OP where I pointed out bullshit reasons for being racist? Was it the part where I want to encourage the greenhouse effect to kill you guys off? The part where I said programs for breeding a superior race? The part where I said we're taking all the wealth and giving it to nigerian scam artists?
You taking this so seriously is what bothers me.
And once more, you take things I'm saying, and spit them out of context. I don't think women should dress like nuns you fuck wit.
I mean, fuck you, Im just questioning things, I have thoughts about subjects, and I want peoples opinions.
But you, you always go onto a fucking holy crusade nitpicking and squawking and screeching about how I'm a terrible person for having fucking thoughts that just arent in your way of seeing things.
Seriously man, ffs, seriously, you don't think this whole think isn't one big subtle "Hey, I'm just kidding"?
If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.
I was married to a guy who would hurt me, and then "Sorry you can't take a joke, I was only playing around".
Fuck you, Lies. You knew what you were doing. Or else the meth got a few too many brain cells.
Not fucking OK. As people have been telling you for TWO FUCKING DAYS.
NOT FUCKING OK. ASSHOLE. GO DIE IN A FIRE.
Yeah, difference between him and me? I DONT FUCKING HURT PEOPLE YOU ASSUMING BITCH.
Maybe not physically, but you sure as shit don't seem to have a problem using racist "jokes" to try to do it verbally.
Now I'm an "assuming bitch" because I called out your unfunny racist joke.
:lulz:
At least have the huevos to own what you did.
I'm waiting for you to message me on Facebook about being "mean" to you here.
Seems to be your MO.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
In a moment of zen clarity, I realise theres no winning with you, because you WANT to be offended, you NEED to get offended at what I say, so there's no point refuting your lunacy.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
And there goes1 a guy who was never really serious about having a good time.
1 For a little while.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
So, you feel you don't fit in here...interesting.... What was your first clue???
NB:Just feeling the need to get some reassurance here from you on two issues.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
2. Is that a Secure Facility you're posting from and are your online activities the result of your personality disorder or some kind of self help therapy for it?
Because if it's the latter then mate....I don't think it's helping you.
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
In a moment of zen clarity, I realise theres no winning with you, because you WANT to be offended, you NEED to get offended at what I say, so there's no point refuting your lunacy.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
Yeah, all these people couldn't possibly really be reacting to you; it must be THEM. You shouldn't change a thing, little superstar.
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCmKL8CF_yN6mFk-SwHCLxYQRepzOlSUdgbOyoKD7YgsKIMjPl)
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
While people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
While the thread was unfunny, was it really worth chewing Lies up like that?
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so. :lulz:
That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:09:25 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so. :lulz:
That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.
I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:09:25 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so. :lulz:
That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.
I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.
Link?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:09:25 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so. :lulz:
That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.
I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.
Link?
Impossible. He spent all one night going through every single post he ever made and editing every one of them to read ...
Yes, every post was just ...
It was fucking epic.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:15:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:09:25 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
That one wins the honor of being one of the angstiest butthurt flounce posts I've ever seen.
You should have seen some of my stuff back in 2004 or so. :lulz:
That was during the flounce-a-week period of PD.
I think Shadow Dreamer still holds the record at EB&G. Now, that was a fucking flounce.
Link?
Impossible. He spent all one night going through every single post he ever made and editing every one of them to read ...
Yes, every post was just ...
It was fucking epic.
:lulz: Wow.... taht's dedication to leaving right there.
I wish I could remember what he changed his username to when he left so I could see the post count, but it seems like it was over a thousand.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:08:47 PM
While the thread was unfunny, was it really worth chewing Lies up like that?
Maybe you missed the part where instead of saying he was sorry his "joke" was unfunny, he decided to attack the people who pointed it out?
Especially Roger, who he had decided to make the butt of his unfunny joke?
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 01, 2011, 09:08:47 PM
While the thread was unfunny, was it really worth chewing Lies up like that?
Yeah. It was.
Eh, I have a hard time with Lys. Some times I think he is honestly trying to be funny and it just falls flat and sometimes he pisses me right the fuck off.
*shrug*
Carry on.
Quote from: Khara on July 01, 2011, 09:39:28 PM
Eh, I have a hard time with Lys. Some times I think he is honestly trying to be funny and it just falls flat and sometimes he pisses me right the fuck off.
He's been rubbing me way the fucking hell the wrong way for quite some time. First it was the bragging about doing drugs, and then it was the bragging about how many fine bitches he was fucking, and then it was the bragging about manipulating and lying to people, and then it was the the obnoxious posting gimmicks, and then the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped... the list of delight just goes on and on. He's been called on his obnoxious shit, and flounced over it, a dozen times.
Yet he keeps on coming back. :kingmeh:
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:45:48 PM
...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...
I managed to miss this bit. If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 10:29:51 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:45:48 PM
...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...
I managed to miss this bit. If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.
It was on Facebook. He's said it here a few times as well, about how women should dress modestly etc. in order to avoid getting raped. He called it "common sense".
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 10:58:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 01, 2011, 10:29:51 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:45:48 PM
...the bit about how women should take responsibility for not getting raped...
I managed to miss this bit. If he posted that shit, even as a joke (and I have no reason to believe he didn't, as both Dok and Nigel say he did, and he didn't deny it), then I hope the doorknob DOES hit him in the ass on the way out, hard enough that he pisses out his prostate.
It was on Facebook. He's said it here a few times as well, about how women should dress modestly etc. in order to avoid getting raped. He called it "common sense".
As he as fucked off, I'll spare you all the comments I have on THAT shit.
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Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
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Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz: From now on, I shall refer to Lies as "That white guy".
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 02, 2011, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 02, 2011, 03:22:59 AM
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Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz: From now on, I shall refer to Lies as "That white guy".
Wait, he wasn't white? :?
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 02, 2011, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: Risus on July 02, 2011, 03:22:59 AM
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Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz: From now on, I shall refer to Lies as "That white guy".
No, no he's a bleacher!
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 02, 2011, 07:17:40 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 02, 2011, 03:26:39 AM
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz: From now on, I shall refer to Lies as "That white guy".
Wait, he wasn't white? :?
Nope. Well, he's half white from what I gather, but he's also Asian. Filipino I think he said, but I can't remember, as I had disgusting amounts of whiskey on Thursday night.
It's funny because I had pictured him as a white Australian stereotype with one of those hats that Crocodile Dundee wore until Cram commented on a picture of me with a biracial friend behind me jokingly asking if it was Lys.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2011, 05:11:06 PM
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Quote from: Risus on July 02, 2011, 03:22:59 AM
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Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz: From now on, I shall refer to Lies as "That white guy".
Wait, he wasn't white? :?
Nope. Well, he's half white from what I gather, but he's also Asian. Filipino I think he said, but I can't remember, as I had disgusting amounts of whiskey on Thursday night.
It's funny because I had pictured him as a white Australian stereotype with one of those hats that Crocodile Dundee wore until Cram commented on a picture of me with a biracial friend behind me jokingly asking if it was Lys.
:lulz:
AHA! SO, he's a Creamy!
Hawk,
bad panda.
:spittake:
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
At least you'll be with the rest of us.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TIA
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 02, 2011, 05:50:15 PM
At least you'll be with the rest of us.
Then I'll at least be in good company.
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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 01, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
Quote from: Eartha-ly Delights on July 01, 2011, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 01, 2011, 08:00:29 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 07:51:22 PM
BTW I saw this thread right after you posted it and refrained from responding at the time even though I found it instantly TOTALLY fucking unfunny and offensive. And I'm the one with the "ATTN BORED WHITE PEOPLE" thread, remember?
UN FUCKING FUNNY AND OFFENSIVE "JOKE" IS UNFUNNY AND OFFENSIVE.
I have a tip for you: Go post some rape and nigger jokes on Facebook and follow up with "Just kidding". When people are offended, blame them for being thin-skinned.
Fine. You win. I'm going. For real. I'm sick of this shit.
It's clear you don't want me around, Im not going to stick around where I'm not wanted.
Don't worry, I'm gone. And I'll try to choke on a dick on the way out cus I need some money for mo meth.
Cus that's all I am right? A drug addled idiot who makes unfunny jokes ALL THE TIME and is a waste of meatspace and carbon.
-Gone for good.
1. Ought we to take "Gone for good" literally? (One can only hope, eh?)
White people generally mean it when they flounce, they often come back, sometimes in a matter of days.
This is totally how I first read your post.
:lulz:
(http://images.wax.fm/nirvana_bleach-011161107025-1271524884.jpeg)
:?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 1974, 04:13:05 PM
I'm friendly with people I like. I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts".
If you can provide links I would be most grateful. I feel a distinct need to ridicule anyone who takes up this position.
REDACTED BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO HEAR THE LITTLE MOPSY WHINE.
blurghle durgle hepr
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 03, 2011, 04:09:17 AM
A couple down, he has a comment that could be construed as he agrees with an article that says Porn causes rape, and then under "older posts" he posts a link to an article about a man who read The Secret and then killed three people, and commented "Wow, I think I've found a western guru with eastern philosophy who isn't full of shit.",
Having spoke to Lies about this privately, I've decided this is being blown out of proportion. Given how much I hate mysogyny, I'd be infuriated if that's what it was. As it turns out, "could be construed as" and obvious sarcasm isn't enough to set off my rage valve. But, by all means, continue.
-shrug-
*shrug*
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 03, 2011, 03:55:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 1974, 04:13:05 PM
I'm friendly with people I like. I liked you until your facebook rant about how "if women didn't want to be raped, they wouldn't dress like sluts".
If you can provide links I would be most grateful. I feel a distinct need to ridicule anyone who takes up this position.
It's on his Facebook page; you just have to go back far enough. I believe he calls it "common sense".
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 03, 2011, 04:45:46 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 03, 2011, 04:09:17 AM
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=646093119
A couple down, he has a comment that could be construed as he agrees with an article that says Porn causes rape, and then under "older posts" he posts a link to an article about a man who read The Secret and then killed three people, and commented "Wow, I think I've found a western guru with eastern philosophy who isn't full of shit.",
Having spoke to Lies about this privately, I've decided this is being blown out of proportion. Given how much I hate mysogyny, I'd be infuriated if that's what it was. As it turns out, "could be construed as" and obvious sarcasm isn't enough to set off my rage valve. But, by all means, continue.
Hmmm, did he delete that thread? Because it was not ambiguous.
And of course, he's never been known to mislead people or backpedal.
Ever.
Or pass up a chance to get all epeeny about shit.
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny.
Unless the joker is Jon Lajoie, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
I just tried to make the thread, you know, actually funny.
Quote from: trix on July 03, 2011, 06:15:12 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny.
Unless the joker is Jon Lajoie, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
Untrue; Jon Lajoie is funny, not unfunny, so he doesn't make unfunny racist, sexist jokes.
Also the reason his humor works is because he's poking fun primarily at himself; it doesn't have undertones of meanness.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
PD: More addictive than crack.
Not even once.
ETA: If you think she looks like a bat, you may in fact be gayer than Liberace's thong collection.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
This makes me happy.
Can I play too?
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
:lulz: Are you seriously saying that you have never posted anything saying that women should dress modestly and avoid certain situations, in order to not get raped?
Because you and I and several other people know for a fact that you have.
You called it "common sense", if I can recall. Or maybe "good advice".
Also, Lies, maybe you don't remember it but I am pretty sure you've gone on butthurt post-deleting sprees here.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:49:34 AM
You called it "common sense", if I can recall. Or maybe "good advice".
The thread you're talking about is on facebook. It's still there, I haven't touched it or deleted anything from it.
Not once, ever, did I say women who dress like "sluts" deserve to be raped. You and Roger took what I said about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY and completely drove it into the ground with bullshit and starting saying that's exactly what I was saying.
How you interpret what I'm saying is fucking ridiculous.
What you and roger said that I was saying/thinking is like accusing someone with naked baby photos of being a pedophile.
For. The. Fucking. Record.
I think women can wear whatever the fuck they like, and they should not be judged on it, either by society or the court of law.
I merely and humbly think that what you wear does have an effect on how your environment perceives you.
If this is not true, I dare you to go out and dress like a clown. Then see how hard it is to *not* be stared at.
If you don't like unwanted attention, don't stand out from the crowd.
Please don't even fucking bother trying to say "But this is about rape you misogynistic pig what your saying is different how dare you tell women what to wear bla bla bla", because no, I don't care what women wear, I'm not telling anyone to wear anything they don't want to wear, I have been only saying, that *in general* there's a level of personal responsibility that *we all*, males and females, have to protect ourselves and our belongings.
I don't think someone who leaves their front door unlocked deserves to get robbed. ffs.
So get fucked.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:50:57 AM
Also, Lies, maybe you don't remember it but I am pretty sure you've gone on butthurt post-deleting sprees here.
Please, kindly point them out, please please please please prove what a butthurt crying baby I am and show the world where I go on deleting sprees.
If I have deleted my own stuff in the past, it's almost always immediately after I post it and before (hopefully) anyone gets a chance to read it.
These supposed "sprees" I go on, like all the accusations you accuse me of, are NON EXISTENT and only exist in your fucked up reality.
But please, prove me wrong, show the board what a lying ignorant dumb ass I am.
Now, I kindly and respectfully ask you to stop making shit up about me before I decide that I should start making shit up about you that isn't true because that just seems to be the way you like to insult people.
(http://villagethinker.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/u-mad.jpg)
Lies, why U mad dogg?
Tell me why U madd.
and just to get to the heart of the matter:
@Lies: Are you a mysoginyst by this deffinition:
mi·sog·y·ny
[mi-soj-uh-nee, mahy-] Show IPA
–noun
hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women.
I'm going just go out on a limb and say YES, you are. How does that make you feel?
@DopeFiend: Please just post pics and embarrass the poor bastard.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:33:49 AM
(http://villagethinker.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/u-mad.jpg)
Lies, why U mad dogg?
Tell me why U madd.
and just to get to the heart of the matter:
@Lies: Are you a mysoginyst by this deffinition:
mi·sog·y·ny
[mi-soj-uh-nee, mahy-] Show IPA
–noun
hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women.
I'm going just go out on a limb and say YES, you are. How does that make you feel?
@DopeFiend: Please just post pics and embarrass the poor bastard.
No, I don't hate women, I just hate Nigel.
Based on your really angry reaction to being called a misogynist (and that includes mistrust and dislike you'll note) it really calls into question how secure you are in this belief.
This is an internet forum.
And in case you need more explaining, people talk shit on internet forums, especially here.
If the accusation is untrue there is no blowback, if it is true, and you masking your contempt for women, getting defensive is one of the red flags that would be raised.
Now if you're misogynist, fine whatever, you aren't the first on the net. Either embrace it or get help.
If you're not a misogynist, then just man up roll with it. You're being a giant faggot pussy about this. I didn't even need to know the back story to see you're shit if fucked and broken.
Stop it.
...Or (preferably)...
get mad and post an angry rant and I will totally make fun of you and goad you on.
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:45:36 AM
Based on your really angry reaction to being called a misogynist (and that includes mistrust and dislike you'll note) it really calls into question how secure you are in this belief.
This is an internet forum.
And in case you need more explaining, people talk shit on internet forums, especially here.
If the accusation is untrue there is no blowback, if it is true, and you masking your contempt for women, getting defensive is one of the red flags that would be raised.
Now if you're misogynist, fine whatever, you aren't the first on the net. Either embrace it or get help.
If you're not a misogynist, then just man up roll with it. You're being a giant faggot pussy about this. I didn't even need to know the back story to see you're shit if fucked and broken.
Stop it.
...Or (preferably)...
get mad and post an angry rant and I will totally make fun of you and goad you on.
Didn't realise you were a psychologist. Thanks for the clarification.
And once more, you can silence me and make an ass out of me forever if you point out where these deleting sprees happen.
I'm waiting to be embarrassed.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:50:24 AM
Didn't realise you were a psychologist. Thanks for the clarification.
Don't let that stop you. keep trollin' hard broski.
Dope Fiend is gonna cave any minute and admit she was wrong, I can feel it.
Does it at all matter that I don't know or care about what's being argued over? :lulz:Keep pushing the envelope though, arguing about accusations on the internet totally doesn't make you look insecure with your own personal identity.
Where's my fucking popcorn? :drama1:
There she is!
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.
I spelled out my counterargument in detail in the thread I can no longer find. Feel free to post a link.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:53:37 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:50:24 AM
Didn't realise you were a psychologist. Thanks for the clarification.
Don't let that stop you. keep trollin' hard broski.
Dope Fiend is gonna cave any minute and admit she was wrong, I can feel it.
Does it at all matter that I don't know or care about what's being argued over? :lulz:
Keep pushing the envelope though, arguing about accusations on the internet totally doesn't make you look insecure with your own personal identity.
Where's my fucking popcorn? :drama1:
There she is!
She's not going to cave and I don't expect her too, shes a stubborn bitch with a need to be right, and I know that.
I'm just not going to stand for being accused of things I'm not.
Seriously, it's what anyone would do if their reputation is being slandered. Outrage is not a sign of guilt, actually, quite the oppisite, it's a sign of innocence.
If someone started accusing you of being a rapist, I find it hard to believe you'd just laugh it off when other people start saying that as well and it's not an isolated incident.
If this was *just* between me and one other person, I'd have no problems laughing off the stupid allegations.
But since it seems now everyones jumping on board this and taking pot shots at me based on what other people are saying, well, it's kinda hard not to get outraged.
Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.
I spelled out my counterargument in detail in the thread I can no longer find. Feel free to post a link.
What, the one thats on face book? Yeah, I can post a link, but anyone who isn't friends with me on facebook (ie you) won't be able to see it because my profile isn't avaliable to anyone who isn't my friend.
All the rest of PD who know me who haven't gone on accusing me of stupid shit still have access to it, it's all still there.
And whatever counter argument you and roger had is, from my point of view, considering what I think and was trying to say despite how you chose to interpret it, about as relevant to what I was saying as is arguing against evolution with proof from the bible.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:58:08 AM
She's not going to cave and I don't expect her too, shes a stubborn bitch with a need to be right, and I know that.
I'm just not going to stand for being accused of things I'm not.
Seriously, it's what anyone would do if their reputation is being slandered. Outrage is not a sign of guilt, actually, quite the oppisite, it's a sign of innocence.
If someone started accusing you of being a rapist, I find it hard to believe you'd just laugh it off when other people start saying that as well and it's not an isolated incident.
If this was *just* between me and one other person, I'd have no problems laughing off the stupid allegations.
But since it seems now everyones jumping on board this and taking pot shots at me based on what other people are saying, well, it's kinda hard not to get outraged.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
(http://i53.tinypic.com/xfz1nd.jpg)
You get a special picture now because I like you and we are now friends.
Just a disclaimer, Tl;DR got about 1 sentence into that train wreck before I lol'd.
It's the internet my nigga, you dun goof'd.
Also, if you had the slightest idea of how many names I've been called and death threats I've recieved OTI just today, you'd likely shit.
Get over yourself or I'm going to call your sexuality into question.
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.
Never claimed to be the smartest person in the world and I admit it, I post some pretty stupid things sometimes.
But never hateful and malevolent and shit that I just make up about someone based on a loose idea of who I think they are, unlike some people around here.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.
Never claimed to be the smartest person in the world and I admit it, I post some pretty stupid things sometimes.
But never hateful and malevolent and shit that I just make up about someone based on a loose idea of who I think they are, unlike some people around here.
Fine, but quit being such a pussy about it. If you misspoke and someone gives you shit, just admit the fault, laugh it off and try not to do it again. If you get offended you're bleeding out in a shark pool.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 10:01:26 AM
Lys, I don't think you meant it the way it comes out, the only reason I'd say this is because you have a record of posting really stupid shit without thinking and then trying hard to save face afterwards. No bad intention, just dumb.
Never claimed to be the smartest person in the world and I admit it, I post some pretty stupid things sometimes.
But never hateful and malevolent and shit that I just make up about someone based on a loose idea of who I think they are, unlike some people around here.
Fine, but quit being such a pussy about it. If you misspoke and someone gives you shit, just admit the fault, laugh it off and try not to do it again. If you get offended you're bleeding out in a shark pool.
Can't admit to a fault that doesn't exist, I'm afraid.
Anyway, I'm done trying to defend myself against bullshit allegations.
I've said all I've wanted to say, everything from here on will just be ignored for the malicious hysterical bullshit that it is.
Say and think what you want of me, because I now officially don't give a fuck, and will no longer waste my time arguing with scribblings on a toilet wall.
Aside from this stupid racism joke thread which is stupid, you have also said, and been massively argued against, that women should take "personal responsibility" against being raped by not dressing "like sluts".
Do you deny this?
Edit: To answer you messages, I got no beef with you either, you're the one that's having the problem man.
I'm trying to help you out here. I'm handing you the fucking key to the cell you put yourself in.
It's the fucking internet man. Go ahead and get mad at me if you want, but you're going about this all the wrong way, and that's really not my fault and I reserve the right to lol at anyone that makes a big mistake, and expect others to do the same in kind to me.
The problem isn't that you misspoke, it's that you are flipping out about it.
Do you think anyone gives a shit if you're X? It's completely irrelevant.
Misogynists exist, Rapists exist, Pedophiles exist and so do other plenty of other reprehensible labels. Arguing about stupid accusations in on the net isn't going to help. And the worse part is, you're not even these things (according to your statement) you just f'd up.
I already told you how to fix, but just in case you forgot, right now stop trying to save face, suck it up, be a man, admit fault, take responsibility and apologize for the mistake and try not to do it again.
Everyone says dumb shit and does stupid things. Most people even do horrible and reprehensible things when no one is looking (citation needed), but that doesn't discredit them as people. All it means is that they are human, and the sooner you're cool with that the sooner you'll get over this silly shit.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 10:19:27 AM
Aside from this stupid racism joke thread which is stupid, you have also said, and been massively argued against, that women should take "personal responsibility" against being raped by not dressing "like sluts".
Do you deny this?
See, here's where things are loaded. I just said, I'm not going to respond to any more of this bullshit, but now if I don't respond, it looks as if I'm not denying this.
So in response, instead, I'll just leave you with this
(http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_03/meh.ro3740.jpg)
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 10:23:57 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 10:19:27 AM
Aside from this stupid racism joke thread which is stupid, you have also said, and been massively argued against, that women should take "personal responsibility" against being raped by not dressing "like sluts".
Do you deny this?
See, here's where things are loaded. I just said, I'm not going to respond to any more of this bullshit, but now if I don't respond, it looks as if I'm not denying this.
So in response, instead, I'll just leave you with this
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/big-boy-fuck-you.jpg)
That should have been your opening bid.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
Dude, you fucking did.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 10:03:48 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:55:46 AM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.
I spelled out my counterargument in detail in the thread I can no longer find. Feel free to post a link.
What, the one thats on face book? Yeah, I can post a link, but anyone who isn't friends with me on facebook (ie you) won't be able to see it because my profile isn't avaliable to anyone who isn't my friend.
All the rest of PD who know me who haven't gone on accusing me of stupid shit still have access to it, it's all still there.
And whatever counter argument you and roger had is, from my point of view, considering what I think and was trying to say despite how you chose to interpret it, about as relevant to what I was saying as is arguing against evolution with proof from the bible.
You said you were gonna leave, and you're still fucking here, whimpering about how we done you wrong. Door's over there.
How can we miss you, if you won't leave?
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:58:08 AM
She's not going to cave and I don't expect her too, shes a stubborn bitch
And now we're into misogyny. :lulz:
"She won't see things my way, the BITCH! The stubborn BITCH!"
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:45:59 AM
Yes, personal responsibility. That rings a bell. You (Lies) told us that it is a woman's personal responsibility not to get raped because dressing like a slut turns men into rapists.
Because apparently you believe that the difference between a man and a rapist is some revealing clothing.
Once again. Twisting my fucking words into the ground. I never said that. Ever. Quit it with the slander.
No. You regretting a post does not equal your words being twisted.
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world,
some guys - maybe
most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not,
in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Watching AKK try to jump on the bandwagon was amusing though.
Emphasis on "try" in that sentence.
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2011, 06:28:57 PM
Watching AKK try to jump on the bandwagon was amusing though.
Emphasis on "try" in that sentence.
There's always room for more goo on the bottom of the running boards.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world, some guys - maybe most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not, in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Yes, clearly we are Evul People™ because we didn't think his racist joke was funny. Therefore, we are making up lies about him and twisting his words. Because he was just kidding when he said that he didn't think the joke was funny either, and he only did it to jab at you. Also, we are jerks for misinterpreting everything he says; when he said that women should take personal responsibility for not putting themselves in a position to be raped, he didn't mean they are responsible for rape. He meant something else. And when he said that they should dress modestly to avoid attracting rapists, he didn't mean that men rape women because they become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of a woman's body, or that women who wear tank tops are making themselves targets for rape. He meant something else.
SOMETHING ELSE, and we are clearly deliberately twisting his words.
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2011, 06:28:57 PM
Watching AKK try to jump on the bandwagon was amusing though.
Emphasis on "try" in that sentence.
Amusing? I thought it was pathetic, like everything else he does.
I also want to know if Lies thought my joke about him being a Creamy was funny.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 07:06:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world, some guys - maybe most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not, in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Yes, clearly we are Evul People™ because we didn't think his racist joke was funny. Therefore, we are making up lies about him and twisting his words. Because he was just kidding when he said that he didn't think the joke was funny either, and he only did it to jab at you. Also, we are jerks for misinterpreting everything he says; when he said that women should take personal responsibility for not putting themselves in a position to be raped, he didn't mean they are responsible for rape. He meant something else. And when he said that they should dress modestly to avoid attracting rapists, he didn't mean that men rape women because they become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of a woman's body, or that women who wear tank tops are making themselves targets for rape. He meant something else.
SOMETHING ELSE, and we are clearly deliberately twisting his words.
You hear this shit all the time when idiots open their mouths to the press..."I was taken out of context". In the MSM, this is so rare as to be vanishing. What they MEAN is "You shouldn't have printed what I said because it make me look bad."
Quote from: Cain on July 04, 2011, 06:28:57 PM
Watching AKK try to jump on the bandwagon was amusing though.
Emphasis on "try" in that sentence.
He wouldn't take the bait :(
Should have been more direct.
I also could be a total cunt here, but I'll pass for the moment on the off chance Lies is actually a human being, I can't say for sure if he's just having a bad day or not, but from the looks of it this is a repeated offence :/
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 07:06:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world, some guys - maybe most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not, in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Yes, clearly we are Evul People™ because we didn't think his racist joke was funny. Therefore, we are making up lies about him and twisting his words. Because he was just kidding when he said that he didn't think the joke was funny either, and he only did it to jab at you. Also, we are jerks for misinterpreting everything he says; when he said that women should take personal responsibility for not putting themselves in a position to be raped, he didn't mean they are responsible for rape. He meant something else. And when he said that they should dress modestly to avoid attracting rapists, he didn't mean that men rape women because they become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of a woman's body, or that women who wear tank tops are making themselves targets for rape. He meant something else.
SOMETHING ELSE, and we are clearly deliberately twisting his words.
You hear this shit all the time when idiots open their mouths to the press..."I was taken out of context". In the MSM, this is so rare as to be vanishing. What they MEAN is "You shouldn't have printed what I said because it make me look bad."
It's even more baffling here, because we each have total control over our own posts.
I still can't find that thread... I wanted to bump it.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 07:06:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world, some guys - maybe most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not, in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Yes, clearly we are Evul People™ because we didn't think his racist joke was funny. Therefore, we are making up lies about him and twisting his words. Because he was just kidding when he said that he didn't think the joke was funny either, and he only did it to jab at you. Also, we are jerks for misinterpreting everything he says; when he said that women should take personal responsibility for not putting themselves in a position to be raped, he didn't mean they are responsible for rape. He meant something else. And when he said that they should dress modestly to avoid attracting rapists, he didn't mean that men rape women because they become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of a woman's body, or that women who wear tank tops are making themselves targets for rape. He meant something else.
SOMETHING ELSE, and we are clearly deliberately twisting his words.
You hear this shit all the time when idiots open their mouths to the press..."I was taken out of context". In the MSM, this is so rare as to be vanishing. What they MEAN is "You shouldn't have printed what I said because it make me look bad."
It's even more baffling here, because we each have total control over our own posts.
I still can't find that thread... I wanted to bump it.
It's on his Facebook page. He has since de-friended you, though, and only didn't de-friend me because I beat him to it. He was gloating about how it was lost to us a page or so ago.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 07:06:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 06:16:45 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 06:10:14 PM
From Lena to Lies, the popular defense-of-the-day bandwagon seems to be "you're twisting my words!"
Dude, your words were in writing, and a lot of people saw them. I'm not twisting shit. You declared that women ought to take personal responsibility for rape prevention. The fact that YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S OFFENSIVE, and don't recognize the ramifications of such a statement, is not my fault.
It's not just that. Lies gets his head wrapped around the latest Great Truth, and never stops to apply critical thinking.
For example, in Lies world, some guys - maybe most guys - can't control their dicks when they see a little ankle. That doesn't apply to HIM of course, or to any of the friends he'll discuss it with. But they're out there. Somewhere. This is of course no different than the arguments used against Gays, Blacks, etc, since the dawn of time. "There MIGHT be a few good ones, but that's not how you bet".
He's not, in my opinion, what I call Discordian. He's a Bircher, a Teabagger, a fanatic out looking for a cause to be outraged over.
It just so happens that right now, that cause is you and me.
:digtbk:
Yes, clearly we are Evul People™ because we didn't think his racist joke was funny. Therefore, we are making up lies about him and twisting his words. Because he was just kidding when he said that he didn't think the joke was funny either, and he only did it to jab at you. Also, we are jerks for misinterpreting everything he says; when he said that women should take personal responsibility for not putting themselves in a position to be raped, he didn't mean they are responsible for rape. He meant something else. And when he said that they should dress modestly to avoid attracting rapists, he didn't mean that men rape women because they become uncontrollably aroused at the sight of a woman's body, or that women who wear tank tops are making themselves targets for rape. He meant something else.
SOMETHING ELSE, and we are clearly deliberately twisting his words.
You hear this shit all the time when idiots open their mouths to the press..."I was taken out of context". In the MSM, this is so rare as to be vanishing. What they MEAN is "You shouldn't have printed what I said because it make me look bad."
It's even more baffling here, because we each have total control over our own posts.
I still can't find that thread... I wanted to bump it.
It's on his Facebook page. He has since de-friended you, though, and only didn't de-friend me because I beat him to it. He was gloating about how it was lost to us a page or so ago.
I am pretty sure that there was another one, here, about a year ago, where he was saying something very similar about how women should dress modestly if they don't want to get raped, and got thoroughly trounced. The Facebook one actually surprised me for that reason... he posted a link to an article that supported his blaming-the-victim mentality, and said something like "This is what I've been saying for years". It harkened back to the earlier thread, in which he got his ass kicked pretty hard.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
I also could be a total cunt here, but I'll pass for the moment on the off chance Lies is actually a human being, I can't say for sure if he's just having a bad day or not, but from the looks of it this is a repeated offence :/
I have yet to figure out if he is really that bigoted or does his constant stream of verbal diarrhea cause him to spout such offensive nonsense.
He had a vow of silence on where he only posted smilies. His post quality improved considerably.
Every single time he does this it goes exactly the same way. It's like with the "Taking advantage of idiots and getting paid" thread or whatever it is. He says something dumb, someone tells him they think it's dumb, he says he was joking and they're too stupid to understand/putting words in his mouth/making assumptions/twisting his words/lying, calls some names, sends a couple hysterical PMs, flounces. Comes back later with a posting gimmick like posting all in pics, or upside down or backward or whatever.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
So he is PD's deadbeat boyfriend.
"Commawn baby I can change!"
Quote from: Faust on July 05, 2011, 04:21:58 PM
So he is PD's deadbeat boyfriend.
"Commawn baby I can change!"
:lulz:
Only we technically dumped him ages ago, but he keeps showing up to all the same parties. He's too harmless to consider a restraining order, but it grates and all of our friends keep asking what his deal is.
Annnnnnd BUMP!
Oh god. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
Oh god. :lulz:
What's wrong with a little epic meltdown?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
Oh god. :lulz:
What's wrong with a little epic meltdown?
Epic is great. It's just that I can't stop cringing.
I'm tempted to take that bet, but I have a horrible suspician that you're right. Again. This fread is like watching your elderly Gramps, suddenly snap out of a 45 year long haze of Alzheimers, and then just start talking about the fucking War again, like he always did.
So what the fuck is a "Bleacher"? Presumably a Woggish term for Melanin deficient pinkskins, like what most of us is.
Yo, my Beacher, lookin' well creamy Brah, wagwan wit dis lulzy fread den"? Well sikk, innit?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 10:17:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 10:11:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
Oh god. :lulz:
What's wrong with a little epic meltdown?
Epic is great. It's just that I can't stop cringing.
He can top it.
Betcha.
If the cycle repeats as it usually does, he'll come back with a posting gimmick, be mostly ignored, start posting coherently for a while, then say something completely dickish, then wah wah wah when nobody likes it, claim it's a joke, post something even more dickish, target one of the board's female members for increasingly misogynistic insults, claim that someone is "twisting his words", blame everything on you, PM 20 people semi-coherent screeds about how much he simultaneously hates you and doesn't care, flounce forever, and then post an increasingly hysterical string of back-to-back posts about how everyone here is a grayface or a cabbage under the thrall of The Great Evil Roger before disappearing.
That is so deja vu it's spoookay!
I can never take "grey" or "cabbage" seriously as insults. They are instant flaccidizers of angry words.
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 25, 2011, 06:06:22 AM
I can never take "grey" or "cabbage" seriously as insults. They are instant flaccidizers of angry words.
Is true. Also, basically means "you aren't reacting the way I wanted!"
If you really want to hurt my feelings, "vapid" and "socially obedient" is where you gotta go.
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 25, 2011, 06:06:22 AM
I can never take "grey" or "cabbage" seriously as insults. They are instant flaccidizers of angry words.
Except for the Disco Cabbage.
Quote from: navkat on October 25, 2011, 09:04:58 AM
If you really want to hurt my feelings, "vapid" and "socially obedient" is where you gotta go.
"Vapid" is an awesome word, though.
It's like if Elmer Fudd would not just have a speech impewwiment, but also be German, Almar Foedd would be hunting vapids.
You Vascal Vapid!
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:25:27 AM
I merely and humbly think that what you wear does have an effect on how your environment perceives you.
If this is not true, I dare you to go out and dress like a clown. Then see how hard it is to *not* be stared at.
Nigel delivers. :lulz:
I think dressing as a clown would go unnoticed. People would just assume that youre a clown going off to do clown things like make people smile and turn balloons into things. Except in portland where theyre more on the look out for that giant clown on rollerblades that creeps up on you.
Quote from: FRIDAY TIME on July 26, 2013, 06:44:58 PM
I think dressing as a clown would go unnoticed. People would just assume that youre a clown going off to do clown things like make people smile and turn balloons into things. Except in portland where theyre more on the look out for that giant clown on rollerblades that creeps up on you.
I hate that guy. I was all like "JUMP NIGEL, JUMP! The president's daughter has been kidnapped! It's up to us!"
This gives me an idea.
Oh yeah.
Lysergic's catastrophic meltdown.
:lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on October 25, 2011, 01:18:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 10:17:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 10:11:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 24, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
Oh god. :lulz:
What's wrong with a little epic meltdown?
Epic is great. It's just that I can't stop cringing.
He can top it.
Betcha.
If the cycle repeats as it usually does, he'll come back with a posting gimmick, be mostly ignored, start posting coherently for a while, then say something completely dickish, then wah wah wah when nobody likes it, claim it's a joke, post something even more dickish, target one of the board's female members for increasingly misogynistic insults, claim that someone is "twisting his words", blame everything on you, PM 20 people semi-coherent screeds about how much he simultaneously hates you and doesn't care, flounce forever, and then post an increasingly hysterical string of back-to-back posts about how everyone here is a grayface or a cabbage under the thrall of The Great Evil Roger before disappearing.
I never noticed before how well this prediction applies to every butthurt pinealist ever.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
OMG :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:25:09 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 09:25:27 AM
I merely and humbly think that what you wear does have an effect on how your environment perceives you.
If this is not true, I dare you to go out and dress like a clown. Then see how hard it is to *not* be stared at.
Nigel delivers. :lulz:
People very distinctly did not stare.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 27, 2013, 01:07:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
OMG :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
What's amazing is how fascinated with us those people are who are ignoring us. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2013, 04:31:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 27, 2013, 01:07:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
OMG :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
What's amazing is how fascinated with us those people are who are ignoring us. :lulz:
Well, they have to know as much as possible about us so they can ignore us
properly.
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2011, 01:12:55 AM
Every time i read "bleachers" i think of anal bleaching...?
This is what I thought when I first saw this thread. :oops:
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
I remember this being the day when I realized Lys had gone full potato with the meth.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2014, 01:45:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
I remember this being the day when I realized Lys had gone full potato with the meth.
That dude.
He seemed more or less OK when I first showed up, and then became progressively less and less OK over time. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Your Mom on October 14, 2014, 02:06:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2014, 01:45:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
I remember this being the day when I realized Lys had gone full potato with the meth.
That dude.
He seemed more or less OK when I first showed up, and then became progressively less and less OK over time. :horrormirth:
He'd already discovered methamphetamines by then. He lasted longer than Horab, anyway.
At the top of the page, you may remember my IGNORING NIGEL rant. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2014, 02:11:27 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on October 14, 2014, 02:06:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 14, 2014, 01:45:28 AM
Quote from: Lies on June 30, 2011, 03:36:53 PM
Actually, you're right. I think this isn't really funny either.
I just wanted to poke roger for being a bleacher.
I remember this being the day when I realized Lys had gone full potato with the meth.
That dude.
He seemed more or less OK when I first showed up, and then became progressively less and less OK over time. :horrormirth:
He'd already discovered methamphetamines by then. He lasted longer than Horab, anyway.
At the top of the page, you may remember my IGNORING NIGEL rant. :lulz:
OMG, I'd forgotten about that. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
There are a couple of people from TDS who are IGNORING NIGEL super hard these days. :lulz:
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on July 01, 2011, 06:26:39 AM
You should do what we did in Murrica:
Dear [reigning monarch]:
You're fired, fuck you, if you don't like it, hahahaha, we know the territory.
Love,
[Insert future country]
Or you can take the Irish route:
Dear Your Uselessness:
Yer a cuntface. Ye've got no bollocks and this rebellyuns gunna stick this toim. we'll shoot ya an yer bobbies and run back into the hills. Just feck off now while ye can.
Feck you, lets get a pint at half six,
-Ireland
Twid, I'm gonna steal these if that's cool with you?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
Can I edit this to contain my real name and repost it as an image on FB? I think that I can whip that John Thomas guy on Damn Portlanders into a frothy rage with a little needling.
Last night he informed me that I have been riding his ass for the last couple of weeks. Hilarity: I have barely been online, what with being busy with Alty and writing papers, and before that I was out of the country and off the grid for almost a month. So, clearly, my dick has been lodged up his ass this whole time without me even knowing about it.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2015, 05:37:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: Lies on July 04, 2011, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM
It's funny, I've poked around and I cannot find his posts here about common sense and how not to get raped. But, they did exist.
The thing about this thread is that nobody's jumping down his throat for making an unfunny joke. They're jumping down his throat for getting all hostile and attacking Dok for not liking his unfunny joke.
For future reference, kids; unfunny racist, sexist jokes are unfunny. You don't get an automatic pass on being a jerk just because "it was only a joke", so don't act all surprised and butthurt when people react to your unfunny racism or sexism as if it was unfunny.
Been trying to hold off on this as long as I can, but, fuck you Nigel, they don't exist, stop insisting on things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST.
And I don't delete anything, I don't believe in deleting shit, all my and others stupidity that is involved with me is on display.
You crazy fucking bat.
How to ignore Nigel:
I've been IGNORING NIGEL for several years now. It was even on my goals at work last year:
Goals for FY12/13:
Maintain regular maintenance costs at $1.9 Mn
Develop FMEAs and keep current
------------->IGNORE THAT HORRIBLE NIGEL *********
Manage 11 employees with zero recordables.
I've ignored Nigel while driving, eating, fucking, kicking my dog, watching "Redtube", talking to my mother on the phone... yes, many aspects of my life now include the extra fact that I IGNORE NIGEL while I do them.
Just yesterday afternoon, I had friends over to watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and I pointed out to my friends, several times, that this movie was amusing to watch and that NIGEL was not anywhere to be seen in the movie and could be SAFELY IGNORED.
Later, I went into the bathroom and took a huge dump. And I looked upon the fetid log of excrement and said allowed,"What an interesting turd you are. It would be impossible to ignore such an interested turd -- so full of brightly-colored carrot chunks and so on. No siree, although it is EASY to IGNORE NIGEL, I am going to be sorry to see you go and will think of you often." Then I flushed. When I came out, my friends said, "We heard voices, what were you doing?" I proudly announced that I was IGNORING NIGEL. Then they wanted to know who NIGEL was. So I told them all about NIGEL, showed some of her posts and - of course - her uppity Facebook pages. They've all agreed to IGNORE NIGEL too.
Can I edit this to contain my real name and repost it as an image on FB? I think that I can whip that John Thomas guy on Damn Portlanders into a frothy rage with a little needling.
Last night he informed me that I have been riding his ass for the last couple of weeks. Hilarity: I have barely been online, what with being busy with Alty and writing papers, and before that I was out of the country and off the grid for almost a month. So, clearly, my dick has been lodged up his ass this whole time without me even knowing about it.
Sure.
And your dick is always up everyone's ass. This is known fact. Being in Peru has no bearing on it.
Thanks! On both counts. :D