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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Gordon C on August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM

Title: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Gordon C on August 07, 2011, 01:36:52 AM
Except for the occasional Hallmark Card style comedy melody
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 07, 2011, 01:55:58 AM
Aren't they always narcissistic? Isn't that what Facebook is for?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Gordon C on August 07, 2011, 06:48:51 AM
I was under the understanding it was social network. I keep getting confused though. all I see is people discussing their own life. wtf
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 07, 2011, 07:30:54 AM
But surely on a social network, your own life is the one you are best equipped to post about?

As pointless as it all is, surely it makes more sense to post "I just took a huge dump" instead of "Bart McDinklederp probably just took a huge dump; discuss!"
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2011, 03:14:27 PM
Cainad has taken a huge dump: discuss.

3 people like this.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
Sorry, Cain, to possibly go on a tangent, but I wrote this before realizing it may hold less than a sliver of relevance.

Facebook is disgusting, and 95% of activity is circlejerkery and ego-gilding. It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people. There is a distinct addiction to notifications that makes people get involved and give others notifications just so they'll be likely to get notifications themselves. Come to think of it, I guess that is a rather accurate translation of the shittier side of socializing. At some point a year ago I realized many of my comments and things, funny/creative or not, were really, at the core, obsessive attempts to prove myself to my Friends™, and so I stopped doing that.
That said, when I deleted my account I soon realized having a medium with which to tell something to all your friends is very useful, like if a friend is looking for someone to adopt her puppies.
So it's a matter of moderation.




^All of the above is from the point of view of an 19-year-old with Facebook friends mostly that age, therefore, it may simply reflect the immature behavior of youngsters. Feel free to confirm the specificity or universality of the situation I described.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Telarus on August 07, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
As posted in a G+ comment:

So context provides the gateway to Meaning. On FB, the only context you had (for a long time) was the screaming light-speed wall of 'Akashic stream-of-thought' that is the general "feed" (quick, dodge that Farm-ville -><-Soroity-life pile-up that just crashed 12 of your friends' walls...now think of something to make you sound witty).
This lead to what another group I brainstorm with calls "Extremely Outlandish Behavior", an attempt to rise above the general spectacle of a thousand monkeys on a thousand =networked= typewriters, all writing to one screen. This limits the model to one-to-many, and gimmicks to increase a 'speakers' volume (see Zygna) get exploited.

I see G+'s circles as a very refreshing re-imagining of the whole concept. It allows targeted communication, management of audience-participants, and the reduction of outlandishness in order to draw attention seems to have reduced the feeling of "Me screaming at the feed" to one of more conversational volume. I now can choose my model: one-to-many, many-to-many (hangouts), one-to-few(subset), one-to-multiple-subsets, etc. Thus, we primates can use more of the social skills we practice in every day life.

I think the key was thinking of permissions(circles) as a two way function, broadcast & receive. FB really didn't have a coherent model for that(filters were only on the receiving end), neither does MySpace, and many of the clones. Irreality9 was playing with something resembling circles, if I remember right.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 07, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
"Bart McDinklederp"  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 07, 2011, 09:30:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 07, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
"Bart McDinklederp"  :lulz:

He is a well known and respected member of the community. :)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 08, 2011, 02:20:54 PM
Worldview ruined in this thread.

I thought, due to the way everyone constantly talks about it, that "Facebook" must be some forum of superior discussion, a modern day Academy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platonic_Academy) where the best minds could meet to discuss and debate the great issues facing our troubled times.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 02:33:44 PM
Facebook exists for me to say rotten shit to people I've never met.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2011, 07:50:22 PM
The class snitch found my profile and requested me there a couple of times.
She weighs over two bills now and lists her politics as "very conservative". I lol'ed.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cramulus on August 08, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
I have tons of friends who I don't see very often, but I like hearing what's going on in their lives.



Quote from: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people.

So are phone calls.

Authenticity is so 90s.  8)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2011, 08:49:55 PM
I use Facebook to maintain social connections with people I don't have time to see very often, and as a convenient free social organizer. I get invites to parties and events I might otherwise not hear about, and am able to maintain a wider network of both social and business connections than I would be able to otherwise, without ever having to be a schmoozer. I have been able to find and add a lot of "I used to know" people to my friends list, and am able to touch bases and maintain ties with interesting people who might otherwise have dropped out of my life, with very minimal time put into it. I see it as the equivalent of the "thinking of you" postcard.

This is very, very expedient for me.

It's not a substitute for spending time with friends, and it's not meant to be. However, I find that thanks to Facebook, I am more easily able to spend more time with more friends, because rather than running into them by chance, I can see that x number of people I know are attending The Last Truckstop Supper, and that'll be my tipping point for deciding what to do that night.



Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 08:50:57 PM
I use facebook because not everyone that I want to throw up on will come to my house.   :)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2011, 08:52:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2011, 08:50:57 PM
I use facebook because not everyone that I want to throw up on will come to my house.   :)

:lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2011, 09:24:06 PM
I see a lot of people clicking "I'm Attending" and not showing up, though.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2011, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2011, 09:24:06 PM
I see a lot of people clicking "I'm Attending" and not showing up, though.

Yeah, but if I'm really concerned about it I can always message them to make sure.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 09, 2011, 12:05:24 AM
Troof. And after awhile you can weed out the "LOOK AT ALL THE COOL PLACES I HANG!"* people anyway.

*(who don't, really)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2011, 01:18:45 AM
No one invites me to real parties. :cry:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 01:24:37 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 09, 2011, 01:18:45 AM
No one invites me to real parties. :cry:
Because you are "A bad, bad man"?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Epimetheus on August 09, 2011, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 08, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people.

So are phone calls.

Authenticity is so 90s.  8)

'Course. I have no illusions that socializing was/is any more authentic without Facebook*. Just whining about things I've noticed about it.

*It's just the next step of telecommunication. So...I guess it were the damn smoke signals that started it all! :argh!:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 09, 2011, 08:20:10 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 08, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 07, 2011, 04:30:27 PM
It's like a concentrated and minimized version of real-life social interactions, translated into Internetese, without any of the fun of being with people.

So are phone calls.

Authenticity is so 90s.  8)

'Course. I have no illusions that socializing was/is any more authentic without Facebook*. Just whining about things I've noticed about it.

*It's just the next step of telecommunication. So...I guess it were the damn smoke signals that started it all! :argh!:

Authenticity is bullshit anyway.  It is the enemy of Slack™, and the first step to hipsterist damnation.

DAMNATION, I SAY!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

:lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 03:36:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 03:03:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 03:01:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 02:59:21 PM
I just go there for Farmville. 

I let Enabler use my account to cheat at farmville.

This has the added advantage of me getting dozens of angry/disbelieving messages, when she sends out invites.

As I have always said: you, sir, are a master.

Where the hell have you been, anyway?

Oh, I pop in a couple times a week usually, just haven't had anything to say.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2011, 04:12:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

I was into being into things before they were big and popular before it was big and popular. I'm still into it, except now it's big and popular. But I'm doing it for all the authentic reasons.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Telarus on August 09, 2011, 04:30:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2011, 02:32:43 PM
I was into being authentic before it was big and popular.  Now I'm all about ironic insincerity.

:lulz:

:lulz: :lulz:



Also, re: Farmville..

THAT's why I saw that... I thought I was hallucinating for a second...

Hey Hoops! Good to see you around.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 04:52:15 PM
Thanks, and in case it wasn't obvious, I don't really play Farmville.  I too am all about ironic insincerity.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 05:21:23 PM
Sincerity is the new irony.

OOOH, STATUS UPDATE!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Freeky on August 09, 2011, 07:45:20 PM
Dis tread iss dildoes.
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Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Freeky on August 09, 2011, 07:46:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

That doesn't work.  I go all the time without posting stuff and no one thinks I'm dead.

Bastards just don't care! :x :x
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

the sad generation of bitches and whores kids are forced to live in. and please forgive my grammar.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 09, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Fixed that for you.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:16:35 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 09, 2011, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Fixed that for you.
It can be, for all the wrong reasons.  :lol:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 07:52:31 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
I use facebook because I figure if I go long enough without saying anything someone will figure out I'm dead and call the cops.....

what sucks is that noone cares about eachother this generation and it makes everything awkward

Which generation? Who is Noone?

the sad generation of bitches and whores kids are forced to live in. and please forgive my grammar.

I take it you're about my daughter's age.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:41:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
im just here as a scout of some sort.

Tell your masters that the natives are restless.  Jungle drums are being played.  The porters all ran off.  

And the dramatic music is rising to a crescendo.

(PROTIP:  Never be the scout.  You always get found by the main character...Or at least your shrunken head is found.)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074857.png)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 09, 2011, 08:42:26 PM
I'm digging on that emote.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2011, 08:43:18 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074857.png)

Because we are ProfessionalsTM and SCIENTISTSTM.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:43:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074857.png)
Because we pride ourselves on coherent rational discussion? Except me. I just poke things.  :pokewithstick:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

I think it might be our new youngest member.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.

At first I was thinking Poptard, but I am rethinking this.

It might be poptard (no upper case).

I think it might be our new youngest member.

I'll take your word for it.  My natural paranoia isn't really setting off alarm bells...I'm operating on reflex, here.  I'm in a meeting, and they think I'm taking notes on my comp, so I have to at least pretend to pay attention.

If this is who I think it is, we need to introduce her to TGG.

But I was totally right about never being the scout.  I've seen every single black & white action film ever made, and the scout ALWAYS dies, so the hero will have a dramatic "THIS is what happened to Carstairs!" moment.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 09, 2011, 08:42:26 PM
I'm digging on that emote.
its an official fizzygrizzly emote our emotes are our pride and joy(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/41bdf7f4_69e1_eaea.gif)

Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:43:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:41:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares.  

WHY MUST ALMOST EVERY POST ON THIS SITE BE SO LOGICALLY CORRECT(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074857.png)
Because we pride ourselves on coherent rational discussion? Except me. I just poke things.  :pokewithstick:
oh well i dun'goofed. now that i know this i can stop scouting and do normal stuff. (http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074859.png)

as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.
not like hur im exploring a new country durrr(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074701.png)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 08:56:07 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM


i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.

hooooboy
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 08:56:07 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM


i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.
Judging from that last one, I would say more like "Scout" from To Kill A Mockingbird. Only younger, and more naive.

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.
Aww... isn't that cute? "big boy league". That's rich. Pull the other one, it sings.  :lol:

edit for quote fail
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:06:45 PM
I don't feel that I am cool enough to go to the big boy league.

I think I'll just stay here.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 09, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
I heard that the big boy league spend all their time shooting 'roids and accusing each other of homosexuality in the locker room.

Laaaame.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:09:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 08:56:07 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM


i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.
Judging from that last one, I would say more like "Scout" from To Kill A Mockingbird. Only younger, and more naive.

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.
Aww... isn't that cute? "big boy league". That's rich. Pull the other one, it sings.  :lol:

edit for quote fail
oh and by big boy league i meant a site where everything is made 5 times more lulzy (http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/8B.png)
but now i know you guys pride yourselves on coherent discussions which we dont approve of
im sorry for your time and i will stop disturbing you (http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5075511.png)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
Looks like a bunch of kids, nothing sinister there.

Cris, feel free to hang around, but our lulz are a little different than yours.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:14:25 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:09:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 08:56:07 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM


i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
'Scout', as in covert advance party for some future raiders?  Or 'Scout' as in a Bachelor for Baden Powell?

ETA: Oh. Wowsa.
Judging from that last one, I would say more like "Scout" from To Kill A Mockingbird. Only younger, and more naive.

Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM
as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.
Aww... isn't that cute? "big boy league". That's rich. Pull the other one, it sings.  :lol:

edit for quote fail
oh and by big boy league i meant a site where everything is made 5 times more lulzy (http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/8B.png)
but now i know you guys pride yourselves on coherent discussions which we dont approve of
im sorry for your time and i will stop disturbing you (http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5075511.png)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Back the fuck up, junior. You don't get off that easy. You must play with us. Or so help me Joe Pesci, I will come to you.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:17:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
Looks like a bunch of kids, nothing sinister there.

Cris, feel free to hang around, but our lulz are a little different than yours.  Just sayin'.

i found some of your stuff lulzy but its all to complicated for a kid. ill try to come back once im old enough to understand you guys. untill then im just gonna quit.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:17:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:12:47 PM
Looks like a bunch of kids, nothing sinister there.

Cris, feel free to hang around, but our lulz are a little different than yours.  Just sayin'.

i found some of your stuff lulzy but its all to complicated for a kid. ill try to come back once im old enough to understand you guys. untill then im just gonna quit.
Aww. C'mon. We like people.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:21:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.
I didn't mean like TCC. I meant... actual, you know. Discussions. I looked. It's... fascinating...
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 09, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

We tried talking to some odd folks on a different Internet forum once. They got all pissy and after a few years they blew themselves up to spite us. It was very complicated.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 09, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

We tried talking to some odd folks on a different Internet forum once. They got all pissy and after a few years they blew themselves up to spite us. It was very complicated.

Once?  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:30:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 09, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there. 

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

We tried talking to some odd folks on a different Internet forum once. They got all pissy and after a few years they blew themselves up to spite us. It was very complicated.

Once?  :lulz:
Yeah, isn't that standard operating procedure round here? Though again, I do not advocate that we troll kids, folks. I find their culture fascinating....
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 09:32:18 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.



HA HA HA

You're NEVAR too young.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:33:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:32:18 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.



HA HA HA

You're NEVAR too young.

Fact.

The 21st Century doesn't discriminate based on age.  Ask any child soldier in the Congo.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Or ask the 5 year old I beat up last night.  Bitch had it coming though, her pants said "juicy" across the ass.



HOOPLA
-never to cool to beat up 5 year old girls
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.

Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:38:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Or ask the 5 year old I beat up last night.  Bitch had it coming though, her pants said "juicy" across the ass.

I beat up her dad too, but for a totally different reason.

Yeah, but you're always quick to beat the shit out of kids and dads and nuns and cancer babies, etc.

TGG and I STILL don't talk about that trip to Toronto.  It was awful.  You went through that bus full of retards like a chainsaw.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



That works.  We tend to keep the adminning to a minimum here, except when Cainad posts.  Because he's a bad person.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 09:41:45 PM
Are you "Cris teh awesome Nerd" at Jiizzgrizzly?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 09:42:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:38:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Or ask the 5 year old I beat up last night.  Bitch had it coming though, her pants said "juicy" across the ass.

I beat up her dad too, but for a totally different reason.

Yeah, but you're always quick to beat the shit out of kids and dads and nuns and cancer babies, etc.

TGG and I STILL don't talk about that trip to Toronto.  It was awful.  You went through that bus full of retards like a chainsaw.


Hey, you were laughing at the time.  

I couldn't help myself... the bus had an ad for that "Hugh Jackman singin' and dancin' show"...  How can I be expected to function like a normal human being when I know such an event exists?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:42:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:38:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Or ask the 5 year old I beat up last night.  Bitch had it coming though, her pants said "juicy" across the ass.

I beat up her dad too, but for a totally different reason.

Yeah, but you're always quick to beat the shit out of kids and dads and nuns and cancer babies, etc.

TGG and I STILL don't talk about that trip to Toronto.  It was awful.  You went through that bus full of retards like a chainsaw.


Hey, you were laughing at the time.  

I couldn't help myself... the bus had an ad for that "Hugh Jackman singin' and dancin' show"...  How can I be expected to function like a normal human being when I know such an event exists?

I had to laugh, or go insane.  And TGG LIKES that shit, because she is a bad child.

Next time give me some warning.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 09, 2011, 09:44:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



That works.  We tend to keep the adminning to a minimum here, except when Cainad posts.  Because he's a bad person.

If all you filthy sinners weren't constantly ASKING FOR IT I wouldn't have to bring my Mennonite Rage down upon you so damn often.

Cainad,
sideburns are getting out of control again
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:43:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:42:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:38:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 09, 2011, 09:36:13 PM
Or ask the 5 year old I beat up last night.  Bitch had it coming though, her pants said "juicy" across the ass.

I beat up her dad too, but for a totally different reason.

Yeah, but you're always quick to beat the shit out of kids and dads and nuns and cancer babies, etc.

TGG and I STILL don't talk about that trip to Toronto.  It was awful.  You went through that bus full of retards like a chainsaw.


Hey, you were laughing at the time.  

I couldn't help myself... the bus had an ad for that "Hugh Jackman singin' and dancin' show"...  How can I be expected to function like a normal human being when I know such an event exists?

I had to laugh, or go insane.  And TGG LIKES that shit, because she is a bad child.

Next time give me some warning.


I thought the head and eye twitch was enough warning... watch for it next time.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 09:41:45 PM
Are you "Cris teh awesome Nerd" at Jiizzgrizzly?
im just cris,
i abandoned that user title a long time ago
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: hooplala on August 09, 2011, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 09:41:45 PM
Are you "Cris teh awesome Nerd" at Jiizzgrizzly?
im just cris,
i abandoned that user title a long time ago

translation: yes
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:55:49 PM

as for scout i meant like douche who watches you play football to see if you are good enough to go to the big boy league.

:lulz: Somebody didn't get the memo.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 09:54:15 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 09:41:45 PM
Are you "Cris teh awesome Nerd" at Jiizzgrizzly?
im just cris,
i abandoned that user title a long time ago
Looks like it hasn't abandoned you yet though. But stick around anyway, it's gotta be more fun than Grizzlypiss!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

MEEEE TOOOOOOOO

Except I feel bad about rationally debating with children.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:22 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 09, 2011, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

We tried talking to some odd folks on a different Internet forum once. They got all pissy and after a few years they blew themselves up to spite us. It was very complicated.

Once?  :lulz:

IT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME. :crankey:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

MEEEE TOOOOOOOO

Except I feel bad about rationally debating with children.
Why? it's only preparing them for adulthood. Besides I can introduce so many incredibly controversial social issues just by being myself.  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



Tell us a little about the site with the douche admin?

-Nigel, never too tired for a little pointless vigilanteism
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 10:00:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



Tell us a little about the site with the douche admin?

-Nigel, never too tired for a little pointless vigilanteism
OH GOD YES. Mercenary raid!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 10:02:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

MEEEE TOOOOOOOO

Except I feel bad about rationally debating with children.
Why? it's only preparing them for adulthood. Besides I can introduce so many  incredibly controversial anti-social issues just by being myself.  :lulz:
Fixt. :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



Tell us a little about the site with the douche admin?

-Nigel, never too tired for a little pointless vigilanteism

we take all rational discussion and corrupt everything to make the discussion lulzy. go ahead and try to make us "rational"

as for the site with the douche admins, http://friendcodes.com i got banned twice(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074700.png)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
we take all rational discussion and corrupt everything to make the discussion lulzy. go ahead and try to make us "rational"
See kid, that's your problem. You think lulz and rationality are mutually exclusive. That couldn't be further from the truth.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 10:13:32 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 09, 2011, 10:02:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

MEEEE TOOOOOOOO

Except I feel bad about rationally debating with children.
Why? it's only preparing them for adulthood. Besides I can introduce so many  incredibly controversial anti-social issues just by being myself.  :lulz:
Fixt. :lulz:
Quiet you.  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



Tell us a little about the site with the douche admin?

-Nigel, never too tired for a little pointless vigilanteism

we take all rational discussion and corrupt everything to make the discussion lulzy. go ahead and try to make us "rational"

as for the site with the douche admins, http://friendcodes.com i got banned twice(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074700.png)


SWOTE.

I'ma go be myself for a bit BRB
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2011, 11:09:41 PM
I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Gordon C on August 09, 2011, 11:20:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
please forgive my grammar.
You caught me in a good mood, by which, I mean I haven't slept in more hours than I am currently able to calculate, so alright. But I'm watching you....  :crankey:

i dont know if being watched by someone i believe is somewhat popular on this forum is a good thing.
im just here as a scout of some sort.
What a coincidence! Me too! I'm the person who warms people up for the REAL Horrible Cunts TM. Kinda , you know, poke you until we can see what color your blood is.
what if im too young to be a cunt and just want to see how funny the people on this site could be.
Oh, no no no. You aren't a cunt. I'm a cunt. ECH and Dok are Horrible Cunts. You misunderstand, my friend.

If you are not a fuckface, you will be fine. However, it is VERY easy to fall for one of our incredibly crafty snares. 

Hahahahahahahahaha
oh shi
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Gordon C on August 09, 2011, 11:21:26 PM
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Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 09:24:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

I'd counsel against it.  Take a look over there.  

This isn't like knocking over TCC.  It's a bunch of kids.

wait what do you mean knocking over tcc

When we show up at a board, one of two things happen:

1.  We take a look around, say "hi" and leave, with one or two of us posting there on and off.  

More likely:

2.  We show up like the Mongol horde on it's best manners, with a big dumb grin on our face, until a moderator or admin leans on us.  Then we go utterly apeshit and stomp all over the place, walking right past bans with a million proxies, and shitting on the carpet.

We're really not nice people, when we feel we've been shoved.  It's funny, though, in a "I laughed until I couldn't stop screaming" kind of way.  And we're a bad influence on the regular posters.
our admins are cool though.
the whole idea of our site is was to make a site that doesnt have douche admins from another site that hated us.



Tell us a little about the site with the douche admin?

-Nigel, never too tired for a little pointless vigilanteism

we take all rational discussion and corrupt everything to make the discussion lulzy. go ahead and try to make us "rational"

as for the site with the douche admins, http://friendcodes.com i got banned twice(http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/images/smilies/e5074700.png)


SWOTE.

I'ma go be myself for a bit BRB

link?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 09, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM

link?

Haven't posted yet, trying to get a feel for the place.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:39:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM

link?

Haven't posted yet, trying to get a feel for the place.

basically its "keep in mind children use this site so dont post any profanity"
post any kind of profanity you get an infraction.
call a member "stupid" you get an infraction.
and they dont allow "fun and games" in the fun and games forum.
and anything ridiculous "belongs in a blog"
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 09, 2011, 11:43:28 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:39:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM

link?

Haven't posted yet, trying to get a feel for the place.

basically its "keep in mind children use this site so dont post any profanity"
post any kind of profanity you get an infraction.
call a member "stupid" you get an infraction.
and they dont allow "fun and games" in the fun and games forum.
and anything ridiculous "belongs in a blog"

Oh. My. God. HELL YES!  :awesome:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2011, 11:46:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 11:43:28 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:39:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM

link?

Haven't posted yet, trying to get a feel for the place.

basically its "keep in mind children use this site so dont post any profanity"
post any kind of profanity you get an infraction.
call a member "stupid" you get an infraction.
and they dont allow "fun and games" in the fun and games forum.
and anything ridiculous "belongs in a blog"

Oh. My. God. HELL YES!  :awesome:

This has been placed in the 4th slot of my priority queue.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2011, 12:10:11 AM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:39:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 09, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 11:24:16 PM

link?

Haven't posted yet, trying to get a feel for the place.

basically its "keep in mind children use this site so dont post any profanity"
post any kind of profanity you get an infraction.
call a member "stupid" you get an infraction.
and they dont allow "fun and games" in the fun and games forum.
and anything ridiculous "belongs in a blog"

Oh, they won't like my introduction thread, then.  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
My screengrab isn't working for some reason... does anyone want to cap and post the Base Camp thread? Details are in O:MF.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 01:30:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 09:16:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:10:30 PM
Big boy league:  http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/
I am tempted to take rational debate over there.  :lulz:

Wonder of wonders, it isn't firewalled.

I'm gonna wander around a bit...
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 01:34:00 PM
LMNO, Horrible Truth + Less Wrong Sequences + the children are our future? = fun.

Yes?

I may wander over myself tonight, if I can nail these essays.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
Could work.  It is a complete forum of fluff. 

I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 02:58:47 PM
I saw a couple of attempts at debate in the GenCrap forum, but they were...well, you said it.  Fluff.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 03:04:41 PM
We may have to start by debating each other...

Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2011, 03:06:16 PM
Um, I'm going just to watch Cain debate politics with a 14 year old.   :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:06:44 PM
It'll be educational!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:08:35 PM
Incidentally, at the Swiss school I worked at, I debated healthcare with a 14 year old.  His position was "I don't see why my parents should pay for other people's healthcare, just because they worked hard to be rich!!  Those losers shouldn't get anything, they don't deserve it."

I made him give me his sammich.  I then ate it and walked away.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455

Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:09:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455



This is why they need to be educated.  Good and proper.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:10:55 PM
I had to click an image of a wolf to register.  I avoided staring deeply into its eyes, but nevertheless this does not bode well.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 03:11:07 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:22:35 PM
You don't need email verification, it seems.

I'm working this afternoon, evening and overnight, so I probably wont be on there much until the weekend.  But I can float around a bit today, and get a feel for the place.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 10, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
Looks like someone needs to be the Queerinator.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2011, 03:41:57 PM
Already in as Queerbait.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:45:17 PM
No need to guess who I am.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 10, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:45:17 PM
No need to guess who I am.

:lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: President Television on August 10, 2011, 04:26:33 PM
I'm in: http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?p=39501#post39501
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on August 10, 2011, 06:00:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 09, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
Quote from: cris on August 09, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
we take all rational discussion and corrupt everything to make the discussion lulzy. go ahead and try to make us "rational"
See kid, that's your problem. You think lulz and rationality are mutually exclusive. That couldn't be further from the truth.
Exactly.  The best lulz come from applied rationality.  Seeing someone's head go all splody because they just realized their deeply held worldview is self-contradicting -- now THAT'S lulzy.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: cris on August 10, 2011, 06:08:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

actually, we troll each other constantly so were just trolling your trolling. its all cool.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Phox on August 10, 2011, 07:01:47 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.
Me too.  :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 10, 2011, 10:57:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 10, 2011, 03:08:35 PM
Incidentally, at the Swiss school I worked at, I debated healthcare with a 14 year old.  His position was "I don't see why my parents should pay for other people's healthcare, just because they worked hard to be rich!!  Those losers shouldn't get anything, they don't deserve it."

I made him give me his sammich.  I then ate it and walked away.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Epimetheus on August 11, 2011, 04:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.

damn, beat me to it.
I'm a major trollsturbator.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 11, 2011, 07:53:45 AM
DARK GODDESS DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHY WERE YOU ALL HAVING FUN ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT ME WHILE I WAS OFF DOING MEATSPACE STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I THINK I BROKE THE CAPS LOCK AND SHIT KEY
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 11, 2011, 08:05:43 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 11, 2011, 04:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 10, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 10, 2011, 06:03:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 10, 2011, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
I'm assuming the repeated use of the word "faggot" is meant in the 4chan sense, but it does suggest a good user name...

I assumed wrong.
http://www.fizzygrizzly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2455


OH HO HO HO.

:lulz: I like how half of us are trolling that forum and the other half are Safari-ing a forum they have a grudge against.

i'm actually trollng pd.com. i really am a mad prophet.

I'm secretly trolling myself.

damn, beat me to it.
I'm a major trollsturbator.

:lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 11, 2011, 07:53:45 AM
CAPS LOCK AND SHIT KEY

:lulz:


(http://files.myopera.com/fammcdon/albums/54307/thumbs/Oh%20Shit%20Key.gif_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 11, 2011, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:01:04 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 11, 2011, 07:53:45 AM
CAPS LOCK AND SHIT KEY

:lulz:


(http://files.myopera.com/fammcdon/albums/54307/thumbs/Oh%20Shit%20Key.gif_thumb.jpg)

:crankey:

MY AUTOSPELLERATIONS DIDN'T WORK LAST NIGHT11111111111111111111
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 11, 2011, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

I shat myself.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

This sounds like a VERY worthwhile project!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 11, 2011, 09:41:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

This sounds like a VERY worthwhile project!

OMG please do this!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Telarus on August 12, 2011, 05:07:57 AM
Fuck yeah! Science!
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.

I had that for a while, then I removed my relationship and gender from my info.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 12, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.

I had that for a while, then I removed my relationship and gender from my info.

Which explains why FB thinks you are single, homosexual and a person... :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 12, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.

I had that for a while, then I removed my relationship and gender from my info.

Which explains why FB thinks you are single, homosexual and a person... :lulz:

The reason it thinks I'm a homo is because I follow a bunch of human rights groups on my main fb. I have my gender back up and a relationship status with a woman, but yet it thinks I am single and gay. :lulz:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 12, 2011, 05:43:51 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 12, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.

I had that for a while, then I removed my relationship and gender from my info.

Which explains why FB thinks you are single, homosexual and a person... :lulz:

The reason it thinks I'm a homo is because I follow a bunch of human rights groups on my main fb. I have my gender back up and a relationship status with a woman, but yet it thinks I am single and gay. :lulz:

Maybe Facebook knows you better than you know yourself?  :lulz:

Not sure what human rights has to do with being homosexual, but one does not question the maghiqkal abilities of "The Zuckerfucker" right?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Don Coyote on August 12, 2011, 05:52:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 12, 2011, 05:43:51 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:29:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 12, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 12, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 12, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 12, 2011, 02:45:38 PM
Yesterday I realized that most of the ads I see on facebook are for RPGs or other things I [apparently] talk about all the time. Well that's kind of boring! So I did an experiment. How fast can I get NASCAR ads on my facebook page? I "liked" NASCAR, started talking about NASCAR and invited friends to post NASCAR shit on my wall.

It took about 6 minutes before all the ads were for NASCAR products or brands
:lulz:

For some reason FB believes I am a single homosexual person.

Mine are all for "single girls in your hometown" so sometimes I can't distinguish facebook ads from porn site ads.

I had that for a while, then I removed my relationship and gender from my info.

Which explains why FB thinks you are single, homosexual and a person... :lulz:

The reason it thinks I'm a homo is because I follow a bunch of human rights groups on my main fb. I have my gender back up and a relationship status with a woman, but yet it thinks I am single and gay. :lulz:

Maybe Facebook knows you better than you know yourself?  :lulz:

Not sure what human rights has to do with being homosexual, but one does not question the maghiqkal abilities of "The Zuckerfucker" right?

Ironic thing is I haven't seen any ads on FB today.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 12, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
The "COL" in Coyote's name actually stands for his favourite part of the human body, the Colon.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 12, 2011, 05:56:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 12, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
The "COL" in Coyote's name actually stands for his favourite part of the human body, the Colon.

:spittake:


dammit this was a new keyboard freshly stolen.  :argh!:
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Gordon C on August 12, 2011, 11:12:43 PM
http://slacktory.com/2011/08/entire-facebook-terms-of-service-in-bro-speak/ meanders in and out of funny I like the picture at the top.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Triple Zero on August 13, 2011, 12:24:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 11, 2011, 09:41:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 11, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2011, 03:11:25 PM
I think I may assign one of the F# keys a "SHIT" macro. In the long run, it would probably save me a lot of typing.

Maybe you could use computer-sorcery to make a macro that uses all of your past swears and randomizes them into new swears?

This sounds like a VERY worthwhile project!

OMG please do this!

Ok, I've thought about this for a while.

Assigning a macro to a Fn-key is the easy part, depending on OS there are several readymade solutions for it (for example, on Windows there's a tool called AutoHotKey (http://autohotkey.com) which I've never used myself but heard many good things about). Though personally I'd start out with a browser-based bookmarklet solution, since it's cross-platform as well as something I'm familiar with building.

That's the technical part. It's the generation of swearwords that's the creative part and maybe people have some good ideas on that.

If the goal is to re-synthesize past swears into new swears, the system consists of two parts. First, it needs to detect past swears in order to build a list/database of them. Then there's various computational linguistics probabilistic algorithms that take a list of phrases and mash them up to create a semi-coherent new variation/combination (Markov Chains are popular for this).

The problem is with detecting past swears. If you had a bunch of rules to reliably detect swears, you could probably apply those rules in reverse to generate the swears and you wouldn't need the entire thing. Except that it would never discover novel swears, if they're not covered by the ruleset.

So I guess the best way is to manually collect your own list of wonderful and favourite swears. Like you're surfing the web, read an awesome swear (be it in someone's blog comment or a post you just wrote), highlight select the text, right-click and choose "add to swear database".

Then you'd have a big button on your browser (preferably red and menacing) that you can hit at any moment and it will add a random new freshly generated swearword to the textbox you're currently editing, and optionally play an ominous sound effect.




Alternatively, both more versatile and somewhat easier, you can skip the collecting phase and take a bit more hands-on approach on the random swearing generating. The big red button would generate the swears according to a set of hand-crafted rules, like the Twat-o-tron (http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/generator/gen2.html).

When I was playing around with IRC bots, I made a very simple mini description language for--well actually I did end up using it as an insult generator :) It kinda looks like this:

You're a {moronic|stupid|braindead}{ fucking| }{fuckhead|shithead|cunt}

I bet you can figure out how it works.

.. I just dug up my old code and the longer version of the insult generator looks like this:

adjective_insult = {stupid|stoopid|semi-illiterate|idiotic|wanking|bloody|fucking|dumb|moronic|half-brained|miserable|butt-ugly|spaggy|spaggish}
noun_insult = {asshole|fucker|wanker|tosser|toss-pot|jerk-off|cunt|moron|idiot|sucker|spag|hippie|motherfucker|insufferable cunt|imp|worm}
comp_noun_insult = adjective_insult + noun_insult


Though I didn't spend much time on that list either, and I bet you can come up with much more interesting constructions.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2011, 02:44:17 PM
 :lulz: I have always wanted to hand feed a markov bot all the CAPSLOCK BULLSHIT I type.

I'd need to get get access to p3nts old forum, and also Precious Moments Zalgo's shortlived forum, where I made 85% of the posts
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 13, 2011, 04:58:13 PM
I never realized this about Facebook (I, apparently, have an ad-blocker in my brain, I hardly even notice the ads most of the places I go), so, of course, I was curious as to what type of ads I currently get, considering I barely ever post on FB. None of them were really relevant, except the one for a game called RAGE. I guess I can see where they got that from.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on August 13, 2011, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 13, 2011, 02:44:17 PM
:lulz: I have always wanted to hand feed a markov bot all the CAPSLOCK BULLSHIT I type.

I'd need to get get access to p3nts old forum, and also Precious Moments Zalgo's shortlived forum, where I made 85% of the posts
Aw, crap, sorry Cram.  I deleted the forum and dropped the database.  Nobody had used it for a while and spambots took over.
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cain on August 13, 2011, 09:14:28 PM
You mean you let the database....
































DROP?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 13, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
In addition to the "You're a/an {adjective} {noun}" insult, there should be a way to make it cycle through alternate swearing structures.

"You make me want to {verb} {noun} until {different noun} come out your {bodily orifice}"

"You're so {adjective}, you {adverb} {verb} {noun}!"

"Go {verb} {preposition} a/an {noun}, you {adjective} {noun}."
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
Sure thing, easy enough because you can nest them. It's not like the generator knows the difference between verbs and nouns. I'll have to change the code a bit to put it online and you can play with it.

$noun = {idiot|moron|asshole}
$adjective = {stupid|braindead|stinking}
$verb = {fuck|shit|suck|piss|get{ anally | }raped by}
$thing = {rusty nail|cancerous kitten|eigthy year old Michelle Bachman lookalike}

$insult = {Go $verb a# $thing, you $adjective $noun|You're so $adjective, you $verb $thing+s}{!|!!|!!!|!!!!}




Cram, did you try archive.org? Who knows maybe ArchiveBot indexed those forums?
Title: Re: There's nothing quite like a good narcissistic update feed on Facebook
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2011, 05:41:35 PM
My friend Steven Frank had a random insult generator on the web for a while. Sadly, like so many of his awesome projects, he got bored with it and eventually let it expire.