Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Who u calling a primate? :crankey:
:pokewithstick:
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Who u calling a primate? :crankey:
:pokewithstick:
Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it.. :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human. What would you call yourself?
Me, I get called a lot of things. :)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Who u calling a primate? :crankey:
:pokewithstick:
Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it.. :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human. What would you call yourself?
Me, I get called a lot of things. :)
I dont like using tags to
define myself, man!
But if i really have to, id call myself an
existential hipster.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Who u calling a primate? :crankey:
:pokewithstick:
Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it.. :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human. What would you call yourself?
Me, I get called a lot of things. :)
I dont like using tags to define myself, man!
But if i really have to, id call myself an existential hipster.
That's how I've always viewed you. :lol:
So Joseph, I've been meaning to ask you...
You plan on selling Eris Brand Sex Toys or something like that, right? IIRC, you mentioned this was your method of dispersing info in regard to Eris, that your customer base would become curious and you could...fnord the fuck out of them, I guess.
Why do you think that would be an effective/desirable means of spreading the Discordia's word, such as it is? Far be it from me to suggest that you shouldn't make money off religion. But as for reaching out to people and having a substantial impact on their lives for, well we'll just say better, why would selling shit have anything to do with that?
I guess my first thought is that it would prohibit the average monkey from taking anything valuable because they would go:
"Hey, check out this vibrating butt plug I just got."
"Cool. Eris, what's Eris?"
"I dunno, I asked the dude who sold it to me and he started talking a bunch of gibberish. Something about a pineal gland and the number 23. Pretty confusing, really."
"But it's a great butt plug, right."
"Oh yeah, top notch."
Yeah? I dunno man. Lay it on me.
Hey dude,
When you showed up, there was some bad timing. Your first post was within 20 minutes of somebody spamming #discord with child porn and I assumed it was you. I hissed about it and then clammed up.
Some time has passed, and I've been reading your posts, and honestly - you really don't strike me as a childporn troll kinda guy. I now believe that was just a weird coincidence.
So I want to say I am sorry for calling you out. I was wrong. My bad, good sir, the bad was mine.
Eh I still think you're a PITA dude. And I mean that in the nicest of ways! :|
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
:spittake:
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....
:spittake:
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....
oh dear gods
:mrgreen:
They are rare but I do have my moments..........
:evil:
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....
Bump... Set... SPIKE! Khara scores!
Quote from: Alty on August 24, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
So Joseph, I've been meaning to ask you...
You plan on selling Eris Brand Sex Toys or something like that, right? IIRC, you mentioned this was your method of dispersing info in regard to Eris, that your customer base would become curious and you could...fnord the fuck out of them, I guess.
Why do you think that would be an effective/desirable means of spreading the Discordia's word, such as it is? Far be it from me to suggest that you shouldn't make money off religion. But as for reaching out to people and having a substantial impact on their lives for, well we'll just say better, why would selling shit have anything to do with that?
I guess my first thought is that it would prohibit the average monkey from taking anything valuable because they would go:
"Hey, check out this vibrating butt plug I just got."
"Cool. Eris, what's Eris?"
"I dunno, I asked the dude who sold it to me and he started talking a bunch of gibberish. Something about a pineal gland and the number 23. Pretty confusing, really."
"But it's a great butt plug, right."
"Oh yeah, top notch."
Yeah? I dunno man. Lay it on me.
The Eris angle to me is integral to a mythology and story I'm building around the company.
I intend to make fun of alot of conspiracy culture and religion both. Discordia is in the crossfire of those things anyway.
The average monkey will probably not be too involved in looking for deeper meanings, but it's the above average that I intend to cause to question things.
My advertisement methodolgy will include 3 major components.
1. Flash: the unusual and somtimes literally gilded style of the advert. To attract the most primitive part of all people's brains. (Sex as a topic already does this naturally, I'm just value-adding)
2. Funny: The simple word plays and the overt/exoteric jokes. To engage the simple and "average" parts of the brain with language. (HAHA you said buttplug)
3. Intrigue: The symbolic content and frank perversion of symbolic usage. This will keep the Rizilly smart folks guessing and inspire (I Hope) a search for answers... likely starting with more of my stuff, but I intend to subtly and overtly point people in suitable dirctions. (consider the metaphicics of havind potentially 100's or 1000's of butt plugs with my logos adding to the experiences of a fundamental life function for people. Hell of a powerbase and less fattening than Mc Dinnaldz)
In shorT most folks get with Eris in social obscurity. I feel like getting with her in public and I gotta say she's really hot when she goes to the effort to put her face on! (not much of that for a while, she's been dissatisfied for the last couple millennia :wink:)
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2011, 02:28:51 PM
Hey dude,
When you showed up, there was some bad timing. Your first post was within 20 minutes of somebody spamming #discord with child porn and I assumed it was you. I hissed about it and then clammed up.
Some time has passed, and I've been reading your posts, and honestly - you really don't strike me as a childporn troll kinda guy. I now believe that was just a weird coincidence.
So I want to say I am sorry for calling you out. I was wrong. My bad, good sir, the bad was mine.
You did the right thing in my opinion Professor Cramulus. I have no hard feelings on the subject and hold your works here in VERY high regard. Synchronicity is occasionally a true hosebeast.
Apology graciously accepted, but unnecessary!
Perhaps with the ice broken there's real fish to be had now eh? :)
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 02:30:03 PM
Eh I still think you're a PITA dude. And I mean that in the nicest of ways! :|
PITA? :?
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
It's tru that a wizard's staff should have a proper knob on top. Mine's broken though and Earth just doesn't have the necessary sapient pearwood sawdust I would need to mix into the epoxy for a fix. Alas!
I prefer hoods to hats, but The robes stereotype is just because they're comfortable. I Really want a snuggie with the seals of the archangels embroidered on it. :fnord: :p
Maybe, but it's way more quintessence efficient to enchant regular old shotgun shells than to cast Magic missile here anyway. Kosher salt and metallic sodium do wonders!
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
:lol:
OK. If I ever get to a meatup I'll just bring it with me and keep it in the tent and charge $12 per ticket.
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 24, 2011, 03:28:56 PM
If you're a wizard, where are your robes and pointy hat? Does your wizard's staff have a knob on the end? Can you cast Magic Missile?
Plz to NOT post pics of knobby staff, thx.
Yeah, cheeto stains are so disgusting.....
WHO TOLD YOU I Like Cheetos? Who sent you? Do I owe them money? also PROTIP: NEVER polish a staff after eating the Flaming Hot variety... they weren't kidding. :cry:
This thread is dildoes, baby!
\
:kojak:
Armordildoes? :lol:
Nope. It's the bad kind.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 05:16:25 PM
Armordildoes? :lol:
Nope, only I'm allowed armordildoes or any other sort of armor plated phallus. Get your own schtick.
This thread ruined my PD experience.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
This thread ruined my PD experience.
So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
This thread ruined my PD experience.
So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.
When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised. Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
This thread ruined my PD experience.
So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.
When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised. Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.
Not sure what to tell you, sir, but it's clearly the fault of the maintenance department. I'll call them in for a meeting right away.
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:06:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
This thread ruined my PD experience.
So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.
When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised. Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.
Not sure what to tell you, sir, but it's clearly the fault of the maintenance department. I'll call them in for a meeting right away.
Look, I just want my money back. I don't want to deal with your maint...hello? HELLO?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:06:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:03:12 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 24, 2011, 06:01:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 05:53:53 PM
This thread ruined my PD experience.
So sorry, Mr. Howl. If you still have the receipt we can check to see if your PD Experience is still under warranty.
When I first got it, BGP poop came out, as advertised. Now, I power it up and hit start, and dogshit falls out of my screen onto my desk.
Not sure what to tell you, sir, but it's clearly the fault of the maintenance department. I'll call them in for a meeting right away.
Look, I just want my money back. I don't want to deal with your maint...hello? HELLO?
Please hold, your call is important to us. A live representative will be with you shortly. Also, go piss up a rope.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3e
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
A vibrating goldien apple?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
(http://www.thefleshfarm.com/se7en/se7enreviewpic1.jpg)
?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
:bob: approves of him making a buck off of suckers. No problem there.
It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.
Not to mention he's boring and annoying and a PITA :lulz:
And has basically admitted to cheeto stains on his staff.....
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:53:37 PM
WHO TOLD YOU I Like Cheetos? Who sent you? Do I owe them money? also PROTIP: NEVER polish a staff after eating the Flaming Hot variety... they weren't kidding. :cry:
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 06:25:44 PM
Not to mention he's boring and annoying and a PITA :lulz:
PITA?
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
:bob: approves of him making a buck off of suckers. No problem there.
It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.
My money's on the spiders.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
:lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
wat
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
wat
That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 06:34:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
wat
That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....
wat
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
And then I was wondering and yes it does exist:
Twatter.com -- The
anti-social network (http://twatter.com/)
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:35:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 06:34:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:33:40 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
wat
That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....
wat
Not a shitstorm, my mistake, it was a joke with that Earthaly thing..... and it went into the You and We and ....
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29899.225 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29899.225)
Was joke.... I'm sorry. :sad:
Wat
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
Wat
:lulz:
Where the hell is that smack upside the head with a pillow exploding smiley??? :lulz:
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
My stuff's not really about this place per se and I've been the only one posting or reading here.
That said, I personally am humbled/pleased/terrified by the expansion/refinement of the PD to be found here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
:bob: approves of him making a buck off of suckers. No problem there.
It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.
They tell me they're not spiders... Should I believe them Dok?
Not trying to co-opt your stuff guys. Most of the things I'm going to do are about ALL mythologies and my own fictions around them.
Eris is my favorite though! I came here to learn and interact. I stayed because I found great things and also wound up having to defend my name from some bullshit that I bring up only for reference and because it wound up related to the discovery of genuine common cause with at least THIS tribe of Discordians.
And yeah my sense of humor can be pretty bad... sorry.
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2011, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:55:45 PM
Wat
:lulz:
Where the hell is that smack upside the head with a pillow exploding smiley??? :lulz:
Maybe it's
:wat: ? :)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
(http://www.thefleshfarm.com/se7en/se7enreviewpic1.jpg)?
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Terrifying picture.. I need eyedrops from the river Lethe.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!
I'll try not to be a jerk mostly.
I'm pretty quiet when I'm just chilling with friends. I came on WAY too strong here at first and I'm still trying to find a balance.
I just rarely get to ramble the way the forum setting lets me.
Here at my desk with my peeps what you guys see from me here is usually just me smiling or laughing to myself to them. When they ask me I usually explain. This doesn't always get me points, but they're used to me being frank and honest when they ask bout specific things.
When I want attention I usually just go sing or do an Open Mike rant.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 06:10:21 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 04:15:40 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 24, 2011, 03:48:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM
Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.
I'll try to be cool. 8)
I may frequently fail at this. :lulz: :oops:
I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!
Who u calling a primate? :crankey:
:pokewithstick:
Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it.. :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human. What would you call yourself?
Me, I get called a lot of things. :)
I dont like using tags to define myself, man!
But if i really have to, id call myself an existential hipster.
Maybe I could call myself an Optimystic apostate with reason to laugh(at).
I also though prefer not to put on labels unless they're part of a costume or something.
Stick with PITA dude. It keeps it simple.
Will Do.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2011, 06:22:36 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 24, 2011, 06:18:14 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.
:horrormirth:
:bob: approves of him making a buck off of suckers. No problem there.
It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.
They tell me they're not spiders... Should I believe them Dok?
They lied.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22326.0
OH ETERNAL WISDOM OF EMOTICON, I SUMMON THEEE
:magick:
:rpger:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
This post is inspiring something in me. In my guts. Way, way down, near the colon.
It is a terrible inspiration. It is the sort of thing that bards sing about centuries later, and winds up getting conflated with 3-4 major religions.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 12:25:38 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
This post is inspiring something in me. In my guts. Way, way down, near the colon.
It is a terrible inspiration. It is the sort of thing that bards sing about centuries later, and winds up getting conflated with 3-4 major religions.
Hm... You mean like the Idea that circumcision is a good and necessary thing? more than a few religions picked that one up along the way and there's still contention about it.
If you've got an Idea that's gonna take off like that man please do share!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 01:56:27 AM
Hm... You mean like the Idea that circumcision is a good and necessary thing? more than a few religions picked that one up along the way and there's still contention about it.
If you've got an Idea that's gonna take off like that man please do share!
Do you think before you post, or are you just one of those stream of consciousness retards?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:48:20 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 01:56:27 AM
Hm... You mean like the Idea that circumcision is a good and necessary thing? more than a few religions picked that one up along the way and there's still contention about it.
If you've got an Idea that's gonna take off like that man please do share!
Do you think before you post, or are you just one of those stream of consciousness retards?
I did think before I posted. I had to look up the meaning of conflated. It means mixed in or fused or confused. Most of religion seems that way to me. Ancient traditions that may have had a purpose or meaning once, now pointlessly practiced. They borrow and mix with each other much more freely than most followers would be comfortable with if they did some real homework.
Did I step on your pet Echidna or something? Why you gotta poke at me man?
You should know I'm sensitive about my retardation. :p
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 03:06:40 AM
You should know I'm sensitive about my retardation. :p
This ain't gonna be your century, kid.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:11:47 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 03:06:40 AM
You should know I'm sensitive about my retardation. :p
This ain't gonna be your century, kid.
Hell, the way things are going on this planet I'm not sure I'd want it.
My upbringing left me with big expectations about the end of the world. Now that I figured out that NOBODY OF ANY SORT is likely coming back for us, I'm disappointed by how it looks like things are gonna turn out.
I think we'll manage to trundle along for a while as a species and ultimately fuck up the only thing that keeps us alive so badly that the systems we used to do it will become the new only thing keeping us alive. Kind of like the underground society in 12 Monkeys.
That is, assuming that there's no astrophysical doom on it's way in to wipe the board soon. Jury's still out for me on that possibility.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 03:39:28 AM
Hell, the way things are going on this planet I'm not sure I'd want it.
You're just not
serious about having a good time.
Clue for the clueless: You can't get off the ride unless you kill yourself
1, so you may as well learn to laugh at the horrible wrecks below each hairpin turn.
1 And then you get to work at the DMV forever.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:42:22 AM
You're just not serious about having a good time.
Clue for the clueless: You can't get off the ride unless you kill yourself1, so you may as well learn to laugh at the horrible wrecks below each hairpin turn.
1 And then you get to work at the DMV forever.
You know in a way that's part of why I decided to make it a business doing pleasure. Other than that it's a market that's VERY difficult to totally fuck up it also gives me a chance to laugh @ some of the worst in our nature, and maybe sometimes do something about it if I manage to make Real Cash
tm.
Of course the biggest part of why I'm in it is the cash and the deluxe seating for viewing said horrible wrecks that makes possible.
When my ride also inevitably tips over the rails it would be nice to feel I made an impression before I made impact.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:42:22 AM
You're just not serious about having a good time.
Clue for the clueless: You can't get off the ride unless you kill yourself1, so you may as well learn to laugh at the horrible wrecks below each hairpin turn.
1 And then you get to work at the DMV forever.
You know in a way that's part of why I decided to make it a business doing pleasure. Other than that it's a market that's VERY difficult to totally fuck up it also gives me a chance to laugh @ some of the worst in our nature, and maybe sometimes do something about it if I manage to make Real Cashtm.
Of course the biggest part of why I'm in it is the cash and the deluxe seating for viewing said horrible wrecks that makes possible.
When my ride also inevitably tips over the rails it would be nice to feel I made an impression before I made impact.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING UP (the bolded bit).
You will make an impression WHEN you impact, so why not concentrate on enjoying yourself? Life is too fucking important to take seriously,
and no wannabe hipster guru ever actually had any fun. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT "IMPRESSION" OTHER PEOPLE GET FROM YOU.
Rant for the sake of ranting, not for the adoration of trustafarian chicks with poor personal hygiene. Lose you shit for the sake of losing your shit, not for "doing something about it", as if you somehow knew what's best for other fucking primates. Be the rage, not the perfectly orchestrated impression of rage. Or just say "fuck it", get yourself an ironic hat and a tallbike, and join the mob of idiots infesting the streets of Seattle and Portland.
Jesus H Fucking Christ, who the fuck do you think you are? Let the Goddamn humans make their own mistakes.
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:26:16 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:42:22 AM
You're just not serious about having a good time.
Clue for the clueless: You can't get off the ride unless you kill yourself1, so you may as well learn to laugh at the horrible wrecks below each hairpin turn.
1 And then you get to work at the DMV forever.
You know in a way that's part of why I decided to make it a business doing pleasure. Other than that it's a market that's VERY difficult to totally fuck up it also gives me a chance to laugh @ some of the worst in our nature, and maybe sometimes do something about it if I manage to make Real Cashtm.
Of course the biggest part of why I'm in it is the cash and the deluxe seating for viewing said horrible wrecks that makes possible.
When my ride also inevitably tips over the rails it would be nice to feel I made an impression before I made impact.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING UP (the bolded bit).
You will make an impression WHEN you impact, so why not concentrate on enjoying yourself? Life is too fucking important to take seriously, and no wannabe hipster guru ever actually had any fun. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT "IMPRESSION" OTHER PEOPLE GET FROM YOU.1
Rant for the sake of ranting, not for the adoration of trustafarian chicks with poor adequate2 personal hygiene. Lose you shit for the sake of losing your shit, not for "doing something about it", as if you somehow knew what's best for other fucking primates. Be the rage, not the perfectly orchestrated impression of rage. Or just say "fuck it", get yourself an ironic hat and a tallbike, and join the mob of idiots infesting the streets of Seattle and Portland.
Jesus H Fucking Christ, who the fuck do you think you are? Let the Goddamn humans make their own mistakes.
1You might not believe how many people from diverse world views have told me this. I think it's an artifact from being raised to believe in a God that EXPECTS something of me. I've made progress with this. You'd have found me perhaps irredeemably annoying 10 years ago.
2 Fixed. I have standards. :)
When I originally started ranting it was for no reason other than that it felt good. The truth is that the little topical rants I've posted here are a newer development for me and intentionally about trying to teach the damn dirty apes. It's like sharing rice from my own empty bowl. In truth there's nothing useful in me that can really help them and the ones that tell me they got something out of it mystify me. They really believe I gave them rice. I imagine this was how Barnum felt all the time.
About who I think I Am. I guess I'm a person with as much compassion as rage kept in separate containers made by the lowest bidder(me). The way I run things now they're fuel when I mix 'em. When I was much younger it was more like a binary explosive I had little control over. I will probably run out of one or both one day.
I am one of those mistake making humans Dok. I've seen the broken get fixed, the dead brought to life(or at least start really living), the blind made to see. I remain personally unconvinced this is really doing anyone a favor and know for a fact that it's beyond my power, yet it happens. Then folks often go back into agony, despair, and ignorance...
sometimes very often willingly.
Right now I think I am mostly tired and need to crash and rise again in the morning to do the things I'm gonna do to make cash. I do prefer having cash. That much I know for sure! :D
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
NOT the first time I've defiled a temple good sir. I wouldn't say I even care to call what I have to do with Eris worship, but I do spend quite a bit of time on my knees nonetheless!!
:fap:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
NOT the first time I've defiled a temple good sir. I wouldn't say I even care to call what I have to do with Eris worship, but I do spend quite a bit of time on my knees nonetheless!!
:fap:
ITT we discover a new and disturbing fetish, vomit-o-philia, in which the subject derives sufficient sexual pleasure from vomiting to ejaculate. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 25, 2011, 06:23:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
NOT the first time I've defiled a temple good sir. I wouldn't say I even care to call what I have to do with Eris worship, but I do spend quite a bit of time on my knees nonetheless!!
:fap:
ITT we discover a new and disturbing fetish, vomit-o-philia, in which the subject derives sufficient sexual pleasure from vomiting to ejaculate. :kingmeh:
CALL ME CUPID, BUT I TIHNK I KNOW WHO WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 25, 2011, 06:43:22 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 25, 2011, 06:23:39 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
NOT the first time I've defiled a temple good sir. I wouldn't say I even care to call what I have to do with Eris worship, but I do spend quite a bit of time on my knees nonetheless!!
:fap:
ITT we discover a new and disturbing fetish, vomit-o-philia, in which the subject derives sufficient sexual pleasure from vomiting to ejaculate. :kingmeh:
CALL ME CUPID, BUT I TIHNK I KNOW WHO WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE.
:lol:
They may be a lot of horrible things, but they're not
gay!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
NOT the first time I've defiled a temple good sir. I wouldn't say I even care to call what I have to do with Eris worship, but I do spend quite a bit of time on my knees nonetheless!!
:fap:
Well, you and your "scribe" and your little followers have whatever it is that passes for "fun" in Reverend Moon territory. I just wish you'd call it something else. Like TEH WIZRAD JOE-ISM or some shit...Because from what I can see from your comments, you're just teaching monkeys to chase the mechanical rabbit in a different way.
You're a Goddamn disgrace. Get the fuck off my planet.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Fucking self appointed guru?
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Fucking self appointed guru?
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Fucking self appointed guru?
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
CAN I HAZ MAKE TEH KOOLAID?
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Fucking self appointed guru?
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
CAN I HAZ MAKE TEH KOOLAID?
This inspires loathing in me that can only be described as Richterian.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:22:26 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:21:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:03:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
Oh, and before you start protesting your wannabe guru status, allow me to remind you:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 24, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting. Proper responses in a bit.
Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSBAGGERY? YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE SACRED WAYNE NEWTON. THE TEMPLE MUST BE CLEANSED!
:crankey:
Fucking self appointed guru?
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
CAN I HAZ MAKE TEH KOOLAID?
This inspires loathing in me that can only be described as Richterian.
Yes, sir it does. Pathetic.
Quote from: Pancho on August 25, 2011, 02:23:55 PM
Yes, sir it does. Pathetic.
"HI! IMA BUILD A TRAP FOR MYSELF, BECAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT PAYNE."
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 05:31:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 04:26:16 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:42:22 AM
You're just not serious about having a good time.
Clue for the clueless: You can't get off the ride unless you kill yourself1, so you may as well learn to laugh at the horrible wrecks below each hairpin turn.
1 And then you get to work at the DMV forever.
You know in a way that's part of why I decided to make it a business doing pleasure. Other than that it's a market that's VERY difficult to totally fuck up it also gives me a chance to laugh @ some of the worst in our nature, and maybe sometimes do something about it if I manage to make Real Cashtm.
Of course the biggest part of why I'm in it is the cash and the deluxe seating for viewing said horrible wrecks that makes possible.
When my ride also inevitably tips over the rails it would be nice to feel I made an impression before I made impact.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING UP (the bolded bit).
You will make an impression WHEN you impact, so why not concentrate on enjoying yourself? Life is too fucking important to take seriously, and no wannabe hipster guru ever actually had any fun. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT "IMPRESSION" OTHER PEOPLE GET FROM YOU.1
Rant for the sake of ranting, not for the adoration of trustafarian chicks with poor adequate2 personal hygiene. Lose you shit for the sake of losing your shit, not for "doing something about it", as if you somehow knew what's best for other fucking primates. Be the rage, not the perfectly orchestrated impression of rage. Or just say "fuck it", get yourself an ironic hat and a tallbike, and join the mob of idiots infesting the streets of Seattle and Portland.
Jesus H Fucking Christ, who the fuck do you think you are? Let the Goddamn humans make their own mistakes.
1You might not believe how many people from diverse world views have told me this. I think it's an artifact from being raised to believe in a God that EXPECTS something of me. I've made progress with this. You'd have found me perhaps irredeemably annoying 10 years ago.
2 Fixed. I have standards. :)
When I originally started ranting it was for no reason other than that it felt good. The truth is that the little topical rants I've posted here are a newer development for me and intentionally about trying to teach the damn dirty apes. It's like sharing rice from my own empty bowl. In truth there's nothing useful in me that can really help them and the ones that tell me they got something out of it mystify me. They really believe I gave them rice. I imagine this was how Barnum felt all the time.
About who I think I Am. I guess I'm a person with as much compassion as rage kept in separate containers made by the lowest bidder(me). The way I run things now they're fuel when I mix 'em. When I was much younger it was more like a binary explosive I had little control over. I will probably run out of one or both one day.
I am one of those mistake making humans Dok. I've seen the broken get fixed, the dead brought to life(or at least start really living), the blind made to see. I remain personally unconvinced this is really doing anyone a favor and know for a fact that it's beyond my power, yet it happens. Then folks often go back into agony, despair, and ignorance... sometimes very often willingly.
Right now I think I am mostly tired and need to crash and rise again in the morning to do the things I'm gonna do to make cash. I do prefer having cash. That much I know for sure! :D
... Blue Winterhawk?
Holy fuck, the shoe fits. :puke:
Not really sure what to say.
I'm definitely not this blue winterhawk. I saw the thread where some folks were ripping on him for stuff, but didn't really know who you were talking about and didn't look into it. I don't plan to either.
I said "scribe" because I was feeling amused and it's an in joke between my friends and I, and he'll be portraying a character with that role in a fictional story I'm producing.
The temple comment was a joke to me as well.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
Doktor Howl those are my friends you're characterizing. You don't know them either.
In most cases I've known "MY People" for years. Some of them are life long friends and could have my life from me if they needed it.
With whatever respect is due, you don't know who or what you're talking about. It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain. I mean come on, Universal Secrets? They help me because I help them and I've proven trustworthy. I know you have good friends here. Why shit on mine when they're not?
There are some though Dok that another person cannot help. I helped my self out of a nasty cycle and you seem to be bringing it up as some kind of barb to get at me. Nice shot man. THAT really did hurt. Put it in you report Dok
I'm gonna take a nap to cool off for a bit, I'll catch up on this later.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
Not really sure what to say.
I'm definitely not this blue winterhawk. I saw the thread where some folks were ripping on him for stuff, but didn't really know who you were talking about and didn't look into it. I don't plan to either.
I said "scribe" because I was feeling amused and it's an in joke between my friends and I, and he'll be portraying a character with that role in a fictional story I'm producing.
The temple comment was a joke to me as well.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
Doktor Howl those are my friends you're characterizing. You don't know them either.
In most cases I've known "MY People" for years. Some of them are life long friends and could have my life from me if they needed it.
With whatever respect is due, you don't know who or what you're talking about. It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain. I mean come on, Universal Secrets? They help me because I help them and I've proven trustworthy. I know you have good friends here. Why shit on mine when they're not?
There are some though Dok that another person cannot help. I helped my self out of a nasty cycle and you seem to be bringing it up as some kind of barb to get at me. Nice shot man. THAT really did hurt. Put it in you report Dok
I'm gonna take a nap to cool off for a bit, I'll catch up on this later.
See, Joe, this is the sort of problem you run into when YOU characterize your friends as such.
Referencing an in-joke to people not in on it is kinda... well, stupid. especially when you try to come off as some sort of spreader of enlightenment.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
Not really sure what to say.
I'm definitely not this blue winterhawk. I saw the thread where some folks were ripping on him for stuff, but didn't really know who you were talking about and didn't look into it. I don't plan to either.
I said "scribe" because I was feeling amused and it's an in joke between my friends and I, and he'll be portraying a character with that role in a fictional story I'm producing.
The temple comment was a joke to me as well.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 02:05:41 PM
Oh, yeah. He has a scribe and "people" who will do as he tells them. In short, this means he has a collection of damaged individuals whom he's vacuumed up into a WIZRAD JOE appreciation society, by telling them he's gonna teach them all universal secrets or some shit.
He basically turned into the preachers he was talking about, like a beaten kid will sometimes turn into an abuser.
Doktor Howl those are my friends you're characterizing. You don't know them either.
In most cases I've known "MY People" for years. Some of them are life long friends and could have my life from me if they needed it.
With whatever respect is due, you don't know who or what you're talking about. It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain. I mean come on, Universal Secrets? They help me because I help them and I've proven trustworthy. I know you have good friends here. Why shit on mine when they're not?
There are some though Dok that another person cannot help. I helped my self out of a nasty cycle and you seem to be bringing it up as some kind of barb to get at me. Nice shot man. THAT really did hurt. Put it in you report Dok
I'm gonna take a nap to cool off for a bit, I'll catch up on this later.
TRAGIC ASSDAMAGE ITT :lulz:
Yu guys are meen
YUOR AVVIE IS A BARREL-O-MONKEYStm TAO
NAO I'M ALL JELLIS AND BUTTHURT
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:32:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 03:20:00 AM
Yu guys are meen
OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU'RE NICE! :argh!:
Woah woah woah
come on Phox, seriously? I really don't think that was called for
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 03:41:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:32:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 03:20:00 AM
Yu guys are meen
OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU'RE NICE! :argh!:
Woah woah woah
come on Phox, seriously? I really don't think that was called for
Well ,having thought about it, Cainad, you're absolutely right. Epi, I apologize. You are a mean-spirited bastard. I'm sorry to have sullied your good name by insinuating that that was not the case. :oops:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain.
Oooooh, this is a
quick one.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 03:07:42 AM
TRAGIC ASSDAMAGE ITT :lulz:
(http://www.glennpatton.com/spiegel/images/Sinking%20from%20Island%20Girl.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:32:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 03:20:00 AM
Yu guys are meen
OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU'RE NICE! :argh!:
FUCK YOU!
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 03:26:51 AM
YUOR AVVIE IS A BARREL-O-MONKEYStm TAO
NAO I'M ALL JELLIS AND BUTTHURT
WHAT FLAVOR JELLI, OUT OF KURIOZITY?
NEVERTHELESS
PHHHUUUCCKKK YOOOUUUUU
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 03:41:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:32:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 03:20:00 AM
Yu guys are meen
OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU'RE NICE! :argh!:
Woah woah woah
come on Phox, seriously? I really don't think that was called for
YOU THINK I NEED TO BE DEFENDED OR SOMETHING? FUCk. YOU!@@@
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:43:15 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 03:41:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 03:32:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 03:20:00 AM
Yu guys are meen
OH YEAH!? WELL, YOU'RE NICE! :argh!:
Woah woah woah
come on Phox, seriously? I really don't think that was called for
Well ,having thought about it, Cainad, you're absolutely right. Epi, I apologize. You are a mean-spirited bastard. I'm sorry to have sullied your good name by insinuating that that was not the case. :oops:
WTF? HOW DARE YOU THINK MY EGO IS SO WEAK THAT IT NEEDETH AN APOLOGY! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU, YOU, YOU!
So, we're cool then, right? :lol:
:D:hi5::D
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
:D:hi5::D
TELL ME YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GONNA HOLD HANDS AND SING KUM BY YA
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 03:57:29 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain.
Oooooh, this is a quick one.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Too easy.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 05:53:18 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
:D:hi5::D
TELL ME YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GONNA HOLD HANDS AND SING KUM BY YA
Judging by these Shoggothmancers whom Phox has placed out on my porch, we'll be singing something more like Kqu'ln-Bthy-Ggygyah.
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 06:07:54 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 05:53:18 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
:D:hi5::D
TELL ME YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GONNA HOLD HANDS AND SING KUM BY YA
Judging by these Shoggothmancers whom Phox has placed out on my porch, we'll be singing something more like Kqu'ln-Bthy-Ggygyah.
Well, for fuck's sake, put tarps down before they get in. The slime is bloody well impossible to get out of the carpets.
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AMFor all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.
Oh that's right, I just approved his account.
Was that a bad move?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 03:57:29 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 12:18:04 AM
It actually still makes me wonder if you're intentionally trying to pull my chain.
Oooooh, this is a quick one.
:lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.
Social experiment claim in 3...2...
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.
Social experiment claim in 3...2...
Wouldn't be surprised. That, or a claim of being known and noted for outlandishness.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:29:22 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.
Social experiment claim in 3...2...
Wouldn't be surprised. That, or a claim of being known and noted for outlandishness.
Or a scribe that's not REALLY a scribe, and MY people that are just actually his friends.
I think we should start a pention......
Something about calling friends scribes and sharing inside jokes with others.....
:lulz:
Pop Quiz: Lone man walks up to a strange group and shares a couple of insider jokes
Question: how long before he's sitting my himself?
Bonus Question: Does he still have the use of his legs?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Pop Quiz: Lone man walks up to a strange group and shares a couple of insider jokes
Question: how long before he's sitting my himself?
18.7 seconds or if in Tucson, 1.8 seconds
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Bonus Question: Does he still have the use of his legs?
Technically yes, for the purpose intended, well that is up for discussion and a matter of how flexible he is.
I feel much better now, a good night's rest.
Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.
I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.
I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right. :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.
I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
I feel much better now, a good night's rest.
Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.
I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.
I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right. :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.
I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.
Congrats, you are acting like a biped.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
I feel much better now, a good night's rest.
Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.
I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.
I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right. :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.
I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.
Aw, we're not gonna drag this out into a legendary 50-page poopthread? :sad:
Oh well, props for humility on the Internet. Double props for choosing to sleep on it. You are now promoted to a Level 1.5 user. At Level 3 you get access to some of the Secret Bonuses.
This thread does not have enough butthurt!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 04:29:55 PM
Congrats, you are acting like a biped.
Thanks, been trying for some time. :)
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 04:35:36 PM
Aw, we're not gonna drag this out into a legendary 50-page poopthread? :sad:
Oh well, props for humility on the Internet. Double props for choosing to sleep on it. You are now promoted to a Level 1.5 user. At Level 3 you get access to some of the Secret Bonuses.
Cool!
When do I get a Secret Decoder Apple? Do you even have them? Can I make one and just SAY I got it from here? :lulz:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
This thread does not have enough butthurt!!! :argh!:
Ask and you shall receive! give me a few to write it up.
:nuke:
:crankey:
This thread did not deliver.
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:
This thread did not deliver.
:crankey:
I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place. :argh!:
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:
This thread did not deliver.
:crankey:
I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place. :argh!:
Wait, aren't we the trolls? :cry:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:
This thread did not deliver.
:crankey:
I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place. :argh!:
Wait, aren't we the trolls? :cry:
Shhhhhh.
Erm... *malfunction* I don't think this has ever happened before I'm ... well ... what the hell do I do now? To flame or not to flame or to stop flaming or something :x
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 06:45:45 PM
Erm... *malfunction* I don't think this has ever happened before I'm ... well ... what the hell do I do now? To flame or not to flame or to stop flaming or something :x
I got yer back.
FUCK YOU, PENT!
:walken:
:lulz:
ARHHHH!!!!!!!!
:magick:
How DARE you Ignorant wastes of Cosmic Consciousness Come come to Me (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton) and talk like you deserve MY Eternal Wisdom!
You should be THANKING me for taking the time to place my radiant hand upon this base keyboard to share the only truth you'll ever hear.
Even my most foolish comments are IN FACT dripping with hidden wisdom that shall shake the foundations of your world view if you can only remove yourself from from your lesser animal nature and receive it.
I despair that none of you will. :cry:
You are All WILL-less and wholly in the thrall of YOUR guru and false, misogynistic, pseudo-post-nihilistical messiah.
"Baby Dok DuHowlier" has made all of you into meaningless zombie slaves with the anti-enlightenment his spiders feed into your eyes as you foolishly sit, mouth agape, in front of these pathetic computational devices you have mistaken for parentage.
It truly is pathetic and I've made the first mistake in MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE (Um x-cuse me but you spell checker doesn't spell existance the way I do) in thinking that coming here to save you from him was possible.
YES!!! It is I and I alone that can free you, but you prefer you chains of silicon, smoke, and bile.
ERIS KNOWS :buttsecks: ME... in the biblical sense. She has sent me, in her despair that after DECADES her children still don't get it.
THEREFORE I now pass judgement.
YOU shall roll a 5 sided die and check the table below. (that's a 10 sider with results divided by 2 rounding up if you didn't get the Special Deluxe To Be Kept Forever and Ever Edition of Discord: A game of spags and fecal adventure and thereby failed to receive a 5 sided die)
1: Your forum shall be flooded with Vegan hippy Christians that practice Chaos magicK and will argue at length about what movie is best to watch for maximum effect before rituals are to be performed on Skype and linked to here from Youtube. They will be upon your every thread telling you that Jesus is the only way to unsee the :fnord: s and relieve yourselves of the weight of you sins.
2: There shall be a great scrambling of the threads committed by every secret society that you have ever foolishly disregarded as :tinfoilhat: nonsense. THey are aware of your "existence" and only have held back until now because Eris is scarier than Lucifer and nobody wanted to stir up bad shit. By my awesome power and Her rosy name print on my ass this ban is removed!!!!! Uhn, Boo YAAAAH Yayeyh. Good luck reading the BIP in Reptilian cursive.
3: Professor Cramulus and Cain will be abducted (flip a coin to see who gets the clean bag over their head). Having lost not less than HALF of the site's intellectual capacity it shall descend into Fart jokes and half done, uninspired projects. Until the time of their return this place will have only the joy of telling each other the same jokes and ripping on newbies. They will be returned only so their despair can be made whole as they realize they're in a version of It's A Wonderful Life (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_a_Wonderful_Life) where there's no going back to the original world and that the angels they met in captivity are WAY hotter than anybody could have expected and may not feel a need to fix anything about the situation.
4: I shall Summon Ben Mac- He Whose Name Shall Not Be Typed Completely. The Alfalfa & Yomega. He shall be granted an unlimited checkbook and a golden apple. Yoyo of warding sold separately.
5: Pineal overload! Write a new table and roll twice. Once on this table and once on the new one. Disregard all results from the new one.
So I Have Written
So Mote It BE
Be Kind Please Rewind
Judgements Subject To Change Without Notice
555 555 55 55 5 555 55555 55 55 55 (to the tune of Jingle Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlZqCY-dZI), shame on you if you listen to the whole thing :|)
I now return you to my sponsor.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Is that better guys? Did I do it right? I can never tell. :lulz:
:lulz: That was pretty damn good.
Sweet and sour fuck bawls. WHAT IS THIS SHIT? :argh!:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
"Baby Dok DuHowlier"
:lulz:
I CONFESS! I KILLED PAPA DOC WITH MY VOODOO! DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
3: Professor Cramulus and Cain will be abducted (flip a coin to see who gets the clean bag over their head). Having lost not less than HALF of the site's intellectual capacity
Way to dump on LMNO, Payne, and Pent! Well done.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 07:53:38 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
"Baby Dok DuHowlier"
:lulz:
I CONFESS! I KILLED PAPA DOC WITH MY VOODOO! DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
3: Professor Cramulus and Cain will be abducted (flip a coin to see who gets the clean bag over their head). Having lost not less than HALF of the site's intellectual capacity
Way to dump on LMNO, Payne, and Pent! Well done.
Unintentional, but I was going for "outalndish jerk with pretensions of everything" so I guess it's just Collateral Success. :evil:
You're still a PITA!
Just sayin......
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
555 555 55 55 5 555 55555 55 55 55 (to the tune of Jingle Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlZqCY-dZI), shame on you if you listen to the whole thing :|)
we have a better version linked at
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/goatse
CLICK IT
(oops that not jinglebells, gonna link it ANYWAY)
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 26, 2011, 08:13:25 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
555 555 55 55 5 555 55555 55 55 55 (to the tune of Jingle Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlZqCY-dZI), shame on you if you listen to the whole thing :|)
we have a better version linked at
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/goatse
CLICK IT
(oops that not jinglebells, gonna link it ANYWAY)
Ohhh... I can't get it to stop. Now the spiders in MY head are doing some kind of techno-funk mating dance. At least it feels like a mating dance.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
You're still a PITA!
Just sayin......
Not saying anything untrue. What would you say if you were gonna lie about me?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:11:59 PM
You're still a PITA!
Just sayin......
Not saying anything untrue. What would you say if you were gonna lie about me?
That you appeared to be a highly intelligent biped who had overcome the monkey syndrome and actually had a brain in your head, not cotton fluff......
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
:x
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!! :evil:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
:x
You would too. I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats. :evil: + :lulz: = ?
I mean not from you, just sharing a dream. :lol:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!! :evil:
I dare you.
I
double dawg dare you.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
:x
You would too. I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats. :evil: + :lulz: = ?
I mean not from you, just sharing a dream. :lol:
What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!! :evil:
I dare you.
I double dawg dare you.
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!! :evil:
I dare you.
I double dawg dare you.
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT :fnord:
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
:x
You would too. I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats. :evil: + :lulz: = ?
I mean not from you, just sharing a dream. :lol:
What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?
Actually couldn't say. Within a year or so I should have some of my first limited edition gear made up. One of those is a purple and gold plug that says SHAMELESS on one side and has the company logo on the other.
Novelty purposes only of course, but if you see them and think the Jesus one ain't cutting it anymore I'll get you a free one.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
:x
You would too. I was hoping for a demon face with one of those neato party hats. :evil: + :lulz: = ?
I mean not from you, just sharing a dream. :lol:
What my buttplugs aren't good enough for you?
Actually couldn't say. Within a year or so I should have some of my first limited edition gear made up. One of those is a purple and gold plug that says SHAMELESS on one side and has the company logo on the other.
Novelty purposes only of course, but if you see them and think the Jesus one ain't cutting it anymore I'll get you a free one.
Ben Mack, we hardly knew ye!
:lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 09:18:53 PM
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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 07:17:50 PM
ERIS KNOWS :buttsecks: ME... in the biblical sense.
:lulz:
The strap-ons of The Goddess are legendary. :lulz:
:?
Wait that was a strap on?? Then how did she... er, umm.... I better not spill the secrets of the temple here. :fnord:
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
Hilton with Palin eyes or Palin with Hilton eyes?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 11:26:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
Hilton with Palin eyes or Palin with Hilton eyes?
...either way it's suck and fail...?
Nah.
Paris is shallow and spoiled and doesn't give a fuck, but I never got the creepy-crawlies from her. Just a good old party grrl who likes to fuck things up and happens to be filthy stinking rich.
Palin is death.
I've never really understood the Paris Hilton hate. Here's why:
Say you're born into a wealthy family and your future is predetermined. No matter what you do, everyone will always view you as a spoiled brat born to privilege.
Do you
A. Toe the line and be a mannerly, well-behaved, uninteresting little lady
or
B. Troll the shit out of the media while living up the spoiled brat image as ridiculously over-the-top as possible?
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
I've never really understood the Paris Hilton hate. Here's why:
Say you're born into a wealthy family and your future is predetermined. No matter what you do, everyone will always view you as a spoiled brat born to privilege.
Do you
A. Toe the line and be a mannerly, well-behaved, uninteresting little lady
or
B. Troll the shit out of the media while living up the spoiled brat image as ridiculously over-the-top as possible?
Ignore the bullshit and live your own life.
Quote from: Pancho on August 27, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
I've never really understood the Paris Hilton hate. Here's why:
Say you're born into a wealthy family and your future is predetermined. No matter what you do, everyone will always view you as a spoiled brat born to privilege.
Do you
A. Toe the line and be a mannerly, well-behaved, uninteresting little lady
or
B. Troll the shit out of the media while living up the spoiled brat image as ridiculously over-the-top as possible?
Ignore the bullshit and live your own life.
Well, the way I roll, that would fall under B. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 27, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
I've never really understood the Paris Hilton hate. Here's why:
Say you're born into a wealthy family and your future is predetermined. No matter what you do, everyone will always view you as a spoiled brat born to privilege.
Do you
A. Toe the line and be a mannerly, well-behaved, uninteresting little lady
or
B. Troll the shit out of the media while living up the spoiled brat image as ridiculously over-the-top as possible?
Ignore the bullshit and live your own life.
Well, the way I roll, that would fall under B. :lulz:
I never had a problem with Paris either. I liked the first season of The Simple Life, she doesn't take herself seriously at all and those girls did a great GASM on the Sonic.
I suppose she could have more of a social conscience or whatever, she's in a position to shake some things up. But she's a long way from my shit list. She seems fun.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 27, 2011, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 27, 2011, 06:37:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
I've never really understood the Paris Hilton hate. Here's why:
Say you're born into a wealthy family and your future is predetermined. No matter what you do, everyone will always view you as a spoiled brat born to privilege.
Do you
A. Toe the line and be a mannerly, well-behaved, uninteresting little lady
or
B. Troll the shit out of the media while living up the spoiled brat image as ridiculously over-the-top as possible?
Ignore the bullshit and live your own life.
Well, the way I roll, that would fall under B. :lulz:
I never had a problem with Paris either. I liked the first season of The Simple Life, she doesn't take herself seriously at all and those girls did a great GASM on the Sonic.
I suppose she could have more of a social conscience or whatever, she's in a position to shake some things up. But she's a long way from my shit list. She seems fun.
Also, she may have a social conscience and do things she keeps separate from her media persona. I say that mainly because if I were in her position, that's what I would do, and save the public activism for later in life after I'd established a high level of media exposure through shenanigans.
Really, apart from a few truly odious or moronic individuals, it's not the individual themselves, it's the vapid, emptyheaded bullshit that perfectly sums up "entertainment media" and celebrity worship (more driven by said media that profits off it than those who consume it) that gets on people's nerves.
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
Really, apart from a few truly odious or moronic individuals, it's not the individual themselves, it's the vapid, emptyheaded bullshit that perfectly sums up "entertainment media" and celebrity worship (more driven by said media that profits off it than those who consume it) that gets on people's nerves.
Oh, that's plenty irritating. This is true. But it's also not that hard to (mostly) avoid if you don't watch TV or read magazines.
Yeah, I avoid it plenty easy, since I do both of those.
But I think it's a variation on the Fundamental Attribution Error. People find those things annoying, but they blame the subject of that attention, rather than the market for it (which would involve blaming themselves or those around them) or blaming the producers and distributors of it.
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
Yeah, I avoid it plenty easy, since I do both of those.
But I think it's a variation on the Fundamental Attribution Error. People find those things annoying, but they blame the subject of that attention, rather than the market for it (which would involve blaming themselves or those around them) or blaming the producers and distributors of it.
This.
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
Yeah, I avoid it plenty easy, since I do both of those.
But I think it's a variation on the Fundamental Attribution Error. People find those things annoying, but they blame the subject of that attention, rather than the market for it (which would involve blaming themselves or those around them) or blaming the producers and distributors of it.
Ah, very good point!
Quote from: Nigel on August 27, 2011, 10:38:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
Really, apart from a few truly odious or moronic individuals, it's not the individual themselves, it's the vapid, emptyheaded bullshit that perfectly sums up "entertainment media" and celebrity worship (more driven by said media that profits off it than those who consume it) that gets on people's nerves.
Oh, that's plenty irritating. This is true. But it's also not that hard to (mostly) avoid if you don't watch TV or read magazines.
I personally don't know how people CAN read those things, or pay attention to the newest Celebrity Fuckup. For one thing, normal people do that stuff all the time, so why does it have to be important? And number two, every time I get exposed to E! news or the like, my brain goes :vom: "THIS IS STUPID."
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 26, 2011, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 08:38:47 PM
Don't tempt me. I can totally do that shit and I can make it look so real your motherfucking spleens will CURDLE!!!! :evil:
I dare you.
I double dawg dare you.
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT :fnord:
Please do, but may I suggest a more GAGA (http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/awards__4/awards-972916716-1314401814.jpg?ymWIcjFDRGfBTKlw) approach? Never was a fan of Palin or Britney. Plus Meat is now the new silk. That's her fault and I miss silk, these meat boxers are only good for a couple of days and then people start to scoot away when you sit next to them.
Quote from: Jenne on August 26, 2011, 11:51:48 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 26, 2011, 11:26:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
This here vanity thread1 is a fucking toolbox.
:attentionwhore: <--- ETA: I guess I need to go emote hunting tonight.
You need to go take a picture of the jesus buttplug..... :mrgreen:
No, this thread is more Sarah Palin/Paris Hilton.
Hilton with Palin eyes or Palin with Hilton eyes?
...either way it's suck and fail...?
1I like to think of this thread as more of a Face Thread
EM. The Idea is that if someone wants to say something to me, or ask a question, or just post an interesting thing in front of the Forum, God, and the NSA then this is where to do it.
Also... I begin to suspect this place or folks not too different may be involved in all those "Reptilian Eyes OMG!!!" type vids on Youtub. I think I wan to see Palin with sheep eyes and Paris with wolf eyes. Or maybe that "Zalgo" no eyes thing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 09:24:23 PM
*ahem*
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Doktor Howl I'm sorry to inform you that in using 75 capital N rations your new cult (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30057.0) will have to do without for the moment.
You really must not let this stop you from using up all the resources they bring you though.
It's a sacred doodie! :lulz:
This Joseph guy is basically the guy on the end stool at the loser bar that never shuts up, isn't he?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
This Joseph guy is basically the guy on the end stool at the loser bar that never shuts up, isn't he?
More like the guy that happens to have created the thread and says whatever He prefers to on it, but yeah basically.
Do you want to talk to me directly or should I just presume you have a speech disorder and a bone to pick?
I hate presuming here it gets me in unfunny conversations.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 05:27:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
This Joseph guy is basically the guy on the end stool at the loser bar that never shuts up, isn't he?
More like the guy that happens to have created the thread and says whatever He prefers to on it, but yeah basically.
Yes, you are allowed to create a shit thread and fuck it up six ways from Sunday.
Quote
Do you want to talk to me directly
No.
Quoteor should I just presume you have a speech disorder and a bone to pick?
I hate presuming here it gets me in unfunny conversations.
I'd rag on you for that, but arguing is said to be a form of intimacy and your desperate attempts to be humorous/accepted/whatever render you too repulsive for that type of thing.
Carry on with your nonsense.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
:evil: I'm always down for a good round or two!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
Good morning Doktor! :)
I'll be on and off the computer today, so if you want to fight it'll be in spurts.
could be fun to find something offensive as I check in. (personally request nothing NSFW ITT please)
En guarde!! :link:
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 02:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
:evil: I'm always down for a good round or two!!!
Aw heck, I'll do ya both! :evil: :fap: :evil:
Now for some fight musics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZrxP-wvutI)!!
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
Good morning Doktor! :)
I'll be on and off the computer today, so if you want to fight it'll be in spurts.
could be fun to find something offensive as I check in. (personally request nothing NSFW ITT please)
En guarde!! :link:
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 02:48:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 02:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 28, 2011, 09:06:40 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 28, 2011, 06:15:28 PM
Carry on with your nonsense.
I don' think I have any choice. Really hope your day gets better, you seem tense. Post whatever you want, I don't wanna fight either. I'm also not gonna pretend I know you well enough to have feelings of disgust or whatever.
I do.
Wanna fight, that is.
:evil: I'm always down for a good round or two!!!
Aw heck, I'll do ya both! :evil: :fap: :evil:
Now for some fight musics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZrxP-wvutI)!!
You are one strange little dude.
Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
We in Wisconsin only find ourselves offensive. The Cheese related thingies we build are mostly for show.
How did you figure I developed my tolerance for asshatery?
Our dueling rules are very different than those of this board, but I managed.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 02:58:39 PM
You are one strange little dude.
Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?
Only strange as a defense/ allergic reaction to milk products. I should probably move.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
Yeah, the big problem is that it's not cool enough to become a decent mega-city in the future. It's all gonna stay a shitty suburb of Chicago.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:08:21 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 02:58:39 PM
You are one strange little dude.
Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?
Only strange as a defense/ allergic reaction to milk products. I should probably move.
Too fucking late. You've eaten the cheese. The change is irreversible.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:10:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
Yeah, the big problem is that it's not cool enough to become a decent mega-city in the future. It's all gonna stay a shitty suburb of Chicago Bluemound Avenue.
Fixed.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:08:21 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 02:58:39 PM
You are one strange little dude.
Off to google mars cheese castle...... :?
Only strange as a defense/ allergic reaction to milk products. I should probably move.
Too fucking late. You've eaten the cheese. The change is irreversible.
Is not! You're not the only person doing Science you know. We have Sciences! Where would you be without our brewing? Doing BORING Science with substandard alcohol, that's what. :cry:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:12:07 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:10:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
Yeah, the big problem is that it's not cool enough to become a decent mega-city in the future. It's all gonna stay a shitty suburb of Chicago Bluemound Avenue.
Fixed.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
E.O.T. is from Sheboygan.
Explains a lot, doesn't it?
Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
E.O.T. is from Sheboygan.
Explains a lot, doesn't it?
I already knew that, from my phrenology studies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 03:07:32 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
You're in Milwaukee, for Chrissakes. What could possibly offend the people that brought us the "Mars Cheese Castle"?
Not quite the location, but similar.
SAME FUCKING PLACE. Kenosha = Racine = Milwaukee = that abortion you call "Sheboygan".
E.O.T. is from Sheboygan.
Explains a lot, doesn't it?
I already knew that, from my phrenology studies.
:lulz:
Why the FUCK do I keep clicking on this thread? :crankey:
Quote from: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 07:13:10 PM
Why the FUCK do I keep clicking on this thread? :crankey:
Masochism.
Quote from: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 07:13:10 PM
Why the FUCK do I keep clicking on this thread? :crankey:
Hydroencephaly.
:crankey:
DID IT AGAIN! :argh!:
:facepalm:
Sorry Jenne, I'll put my Golden Apple back in my pocket. I accidentally left it on my desk next to the computer. :lulz:
It's a bad habit.
Also who is E.O.T.? Should I guess from your comparisonilization that you don't like him much?
Seems like everybody you folks compare me to have been villains or dangerous idiots. :lol:
no we like EOT. even though he writes with EITHER and OR. he's okay :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 29, 2011, 08:28:14 PM
no we like EOT. even though he writes with EITHER and OR. he's okay :)
Cool Triple Zero!
Right on then. :)
I'm starting to feel like I belong here... I might really never leave!
Oh, Godis! Is this like Stockholm syndrome? Nah, I've actually come to like and maybe fearfully respect most of you folks.
So maybe it's more like delusions of something or other... hmm.
I'll just keep posting and see how it goes. :D
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
I'm starting to feel like I belong here... I might really never leave!
Threats will get you nowhere. We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
I'm starting to feel like I belong here... I might really never leave!
Threats will get you nowhere. We do not negotiate with terrorists.
So I get to shoot him now right? :evil:
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
I'm starting to feel like I belong here... I might really never leave!
Threats will get you nowhere. We do not negotiate with terrorists.
So I get to shoot him now right? :evil:
Either that, or we just poomp all over his fucking vanity thread.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 08:40:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:40:11 PM
I'm starting to feel like I belong here... I might really never leave!
Threats will get you nowhere. We do not negotiate with terrorists.
Really?! You think I'm a terrorist? Dok, you honey your words well. I'm genuinely flattered. :)
This is not a negotiation however. The Goddess is coming with me and that's how it's gonna be. It was at least half Her Idea anyway.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:44:52 PM
Really?! You think I'm a terrorist? Dok, you honey your words well. I'm genuinely flattered. :)
Further evidence that TWJ can ruin any funny, at any fucking time.
:facepalm:
I should have shot him when I had the chance.....
His 3 lines of potential just went......
:flush:
I'd apologize, but I'm sure to do it again.
You can call me Joe.
^
noted thread Killa ||
Quote from: Khara on August 29, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
I should have shot him when I had the chance.....
His 3 lines of potential just went......
:flush:
No matter what you do or say, it's all about him. And when it IS about him, he can't fucking roll with the Goddamn joke. Out comes the Asperger's or whatever the fuck it is that makes him act in the way he does, and the joke is over, because he JUST HAS TO FUCKING STOP to remark on how fucking cool he is, or how much everyone fucking likes him, etc, etc.
Fucking asshole. It's like having a conversation with Sarah Palin, I swear to fucking God.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:49:21 PM
I'd apologize, but I'm sure to do it again.
You can call me Joe.
^
noted thread Killa ||
I think I'd rather just call you asshole, asshole.
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling. Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Point. I had failed to consider the possibility that you're just stupid.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
You won't fucking listen to any answers, but why the hell not? It's just that, given your history, it's not likely that too many people will take the time to write more than a sentence or two at a time.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Yes. <--- See?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling. Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Go be yourself somewhere.
It's excellent troll.
Purpose of troll is to piss people off and make them frustrated. I think you accomplish that nicely apparently without trying.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But you already troll quite well without meaning to.
Quote from: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling. Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Go be yourself somewhere.
It's excellent troll.
Purpose of troll is to piss people off and make them frustrated. I think you accomplish that nicely apparently without trying.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But you already troll quite well without meaning to.
Right now, I'd say the odds of this being deliberate are about 20%, and lack of interpersonal skills - or even the recognition that other people exist - are at about 80% likely.
Quote from: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling. Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Go be yourself somewhere.
It's excellent troll.
Purpose of troll is to piss people off and make them frustrated. I think you accomplish that nicely apparently without trying.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But you already troll quite well without meaning to.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 08:59:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 29, 2011, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
I think the problem is when I think I'm being funny. I get into a slightly good mood and then BAM out comes the stupid shit.
Would it be better if I asked some questions here?
I'm very interested in the concept of IRL trolling. Don't know much about trolling in general, but I've read a lot of the stuff here and other places once I knew what to look for.
Have any of you done IRL trolling of some sort?
Go be yourself somewhere.
It's excellent troll.
Purpose of troll is to piss people off and make them frustrated. I think you accomplish that nicely apparently without trying.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But you already troll quite well without meaning to.
Right now, I'd say the odds of this being deliberate are about 20%, and lack of interpersonal skills - or even the recognition that other people exist - are at about 80% likely.
I really wasn't joking when I said I'm new to forums and this is my first. I think that a bigger problem of mine is a simple lack of internet etiquette and understanding of terms and norms.
I'm learning. I made this thread for interface. Eventually I'll learn better than to be a jerk, but it's in appletalk for a reason. For now I'm, um assprone.
did I use that term right?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
I really wasn't joking when I said I'm new to forums and this is my first. I think that a bigger problem of mine is a simple lack of internet etiquette and understanding of terms and norms.
Wyldkat already did this schtick.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
I really wasn't joking when I said I'm new to forums and this is my first. I think that a bigger problem of mine is a simple lack of internet etiquette and understanding of terms and norms.
Wyldkat already did this schtick.
It didn't work for her either.
Quote from: Pancho on August 29, 2011, 09:21:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2011, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
I really wasn't joking when I said I'm new to forums and this is my first. I think that a bigger problem of mine is a simple lack of internet etiquette and understanding of terms and norms.
Wyldkat already did this schtick.
It didn't work for her either.
Not a schtick. I'll just try to be more sincere and prove myself in this respect over time.
I'll still occasionally make jokes on this thread though. I kind of need to vent somewhere. I'll also try more intentional butthurt, but only upon request.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 08:20:30 PM
:facepalm:
Sorry Jenne, I'll put my Golden Apple back in my pocket. I accidentally left it on my desk next to the computer. :lulz:
It's a bad habit.
Also who is E.O.T.? Should I guess from your comparisonilization that you don't like him much?
Seems like everybody you folks compare me to have been villains or dangerous idiots. :lol:
Actually he's my best friend, and he's in my bathroom right now tearing walls out of it. :lulz:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 29, 2011, 09:06:22 PM
I really wasn't joking when I said I'm new to forums and this is my first. I think that a bigger problem of mine is a simple lack of internet etiquette and understanding of terms and norms.
I'm learning. I made this thread for interface. Eventually I'll learn better than to be a jerk, but it's in appletalk for a reason. For now I'm, um assprone.
did I use that term right?
So, you're great socially, in person? Just not online?
Then just remember that we're all actual people*. Don't play with us like we're programs, just talk like we're other people. Same as real life, almost.
*cept Trip, he's almost definitely a robot.
Tonight I went out and ranted at an Open Mike.
It was the first time in too long that I made no recording and had no topic or format in mind when I went up.
Doktor Howl, I owe you personal and sincere thanks.
For THIS
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 25, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2011, 03:42:22 AM
Of course the biggest part of why I'm in it is the cash and the deluxe seating for viewing said horrible wrecks that makes possible.
When my ride also inevitably tips over the rails it would be nice to feel I made an impression before I made impact.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE FUCKING UP (the bolded bit).
You will make an impression WHEN you impact, so why not concentrate on enjoying yourself? Life is too fucking important to take seriously, and no wannabe hipster guru ever actually had any fun. QUIT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT "IMPRESSION" OTHER PEOPLE GET FROM YOU.
Rant for the sake of ranting, not for the adoration of trustafarian chicks with poor personal hygiene. Lose you shit for the sake of losing your shit, not for "doing something about it", as if you somehow knew what's best for other fucking primates. Be the rage, not the perfectly orchestrated impression of rage. Or just say "fuck it", get yourself an ironic hat and a tallbike, and join the mob of idiots infesting the streets of Seattle and Portland.
Jesus H Fucking Christ, who the fuck do you think you are? Let the Goddamn humans make their own mistakes.
You worked good medicine on me Doktor. I made no recording, but it was a pure rant that made ME feel better and has nothing to do with my pretensions of business or desire for impression. One day I'll start recording them again, but have decided to REMOVE THEM ENTIRELY from my business model. For now I will continue to do them and not record. I know they, like me, are temporary. This makes them beautiful, and gave it an impact tonight like a golden grenade.
Thank you. (I find it interesting that you folks seem to have no emote for sincerity, so fuck it. Thank you twice.)
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 24, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.
P3nT4gR4m, I already responded to this, but it has stuck. It is late now and I need to sleep, but because of this I will write up a real introduction of myself and as much of my story as I can without going at length or compromising my identity in the morning. I am struck (hard) by the foolish way I came on in the intro thread I first posted in. If I want to receive sincerity I know damn well I need to give it first. I am a pretentious twat by nature and VAIN about it to boot. That's just part of my personality, but I've gotten carried away here and apologize to you and others for trying to pass off my third rate bullshit as primo stuff.
You are different from the great man in only one way. The great man was, at one time, a very little man, but he developed one crucial ability. He learned to see where he was small in his thinking and actions. Under the pressure of some task that was dear to him he learned, better and better, to sense the threat that came from his smallness and pettiness. The great man, then, knows when and in what way he is a little man. The Little Man does not know that he is little, and he is afraid to know it. Wilhelm Reich - Listen, Little Man!
tl;dr
Yeah. I just scan this thread to see what everybody else said.
The fuck is this, Ben Mack Jr.?
Listen, dipshit, nobody gives a flying fuck about whatever stupid product you're selling. This is not a telemarketing forum, so you can shut up about it.
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
The fuck is this, Ben Mack Jr.?
Called that pages ago. :lulz:
TLDR: Joseph talks about who he is, how he got here, and why he's been acting like a fool.
My name is Joseph not Ben Mack. I never heard of the guy until I came here and I'm not like what I understand of him in most ways.
I'm a young man living in Wisconsin, where I was born.
I am half Italian (mixed Roman/Sicilian) and almost half Irish with a bit of German.
I grew up with the usual in the lower end of middle class, and an unusually intense fundamentalist Christian upbringing from my parents.
My father worked in machine repair (he is extremely good at it) and my mother as a nurse.
My primary occupational skill is in electronic assembly and repair.
I'm very good at it, but lack real engineering knowledge.
I was married for 4 years. It ended about 6 years ago.
I have been aware of this site for some few years, but chose not to get into or really read the forums because I was busy with my own self interest and goals.
The BIP I read.
I loved it and felt that it was a rightful expansion/addition to what I understood of the PD.
It was my search for the PD that led me here in the first place.
The Illuminatus! Trilogy is where I was first exposed to the idea of the Discordian Society about 11 years ago.
When I began to post here I thought it would be fun to just dive in and start showing the people here what I'm up to.
In hindsight I've come to consider the impulsiveness of the way I went about it to be a stupid mistake.
I very much want to fix this mistake, but realize I may well have burned some bridges before they were even really built.
If this can be fixed I know it will take quite a bit of time.
I've behaved like an asshole thinking it was funny too frequently. I've also been foolish about it when I get upset.
I want to participate here.
I haven't earned the right.
I've acted childishly and need to STFU and listen when adults are talking.
You will find us forgiving if you are honest, and without mercy if you are full of shit.
Quote from: Pancho on August 30, 2011, 09:13:38 PM
You will find us forgiving if you are honest, and without mercy if you are full of shit.
Yeah I actually like that about this place and the folks I've met.
You can't be too fucking young if you were married for 4 years and it ended 6 years ago unless you were 14 when you got married. Maybe this is your problem you see yourself as much younger than you actually are.
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.
First time he seemed to get his head straight, I was all happy. I mean, he's obviously got brains, and there he was, using them.
Then, after the 2nd or 3rd time that happened, I realized it was part of the act, too.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.
First time he seemed to get his head straight, I was all happy. I mean, he's obviously got brains, and there he was, using them.
Then, after the 2nd or 3rd time that happened, I realized it was part of the act, too.
Yep.
And the act is now cold and bloated.
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.
First time he seemed to get his head straight, I was all happy. I mean, he's obviously got brains, and there he was, using them.
Then, after the 2nd or 3rd time that happened, I realized it was part of the act, too.
Yep.
And the act is now cold and bloated.
Had something like this happen at the rather miserable excuse for the Tucson Discordian Meetup thingie.
The webpage had piles of people on it, but I failed to look at the dates on the posts, or I would have seen that everyone posted exactly once, and then never again. When I went, I was expecting about 15 people. What I GOT was the organizer, who proceeded to bore me to tears with tales of his entrepenuerial exploits until I was rescued by the Pastafarians, who also met at the same cafe, and knew the score.
It was, of course, obvious why nobody ever went twice.
I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2011, 10:53:30 PM
You can't be too fucking young if you were married for 4 years and it ended 6 years ago unless you were 14 when you got married. Maybe this is your problem you see yourself as much younger than you actually are.
I'm 29 and I met the woman I fell in love with in public high school. We were both 18 when what had been friendship became much more. Social pressure from both of our families was there to get married (Damn sinner kids!), but the feelings were based on an already 3 year friendship. It seemed natural to get married and we certainly both wanted to have a family and GTFO of our respective homes. We married about a year or so after things had gotten HOT.
Looking for work sufficient to build up and maintain a home then trade off going to school we relocated.
They were the best years of my life until the sudden stop that caused amounts of butthurt on both sides that were mutually devastating.
I'm not getting into it. I know my blameful bits and learned that the cosmos sometimes throws people under a bus and the only fault is that they weren't paying attention as it rolled up.
I'm not a kid anymore. Well, I'm kind of one at heart, but the displays of it here have not gone over well. I know what grave responsibility feels like. At first I wasn't taking the people here seriously and came off as an ass.
TLDR: Joseph takes off his costume, admits yet more folly, talks a little shop, and accuses Doktor Howl of unlicensed and experi-mental Phrenology crossing state lines.
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 30, 2011, 11:32:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2011, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.
I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.
Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.
First time he seemed to get his head straight, I was all happy. I mean, he's obviously got brains, and there he was, using them.
Then, after the 2nd or 3rd time that happened, I realized it was part of the act, too.
Yep.
And the act is now cold and bloated.
It was a cheap costume and a bullshit act. Not fake in my sincere moments, but generally. I came here distrustful of people that I knew nothing real about. Respectfully, Discordia sometimes gets pretty shitty press. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzuzhfjXTCQ)
Other videos in my research were much better or I would have entirely written off this site and my marketing bullshit would have eventually come totally out of the blue if successful.
My mistake was not vetting this place and lurking before I jumped in to see what splash could be made and what might float to the surface.
In this respect I guess I was trolling, but am not from the internet culture and didn't know the term before I came here. Tough shit for me, I'll deal.
As for the used car salesman vibe and all, If I was trying, REALLY just trying to sell you all something I would have been far worse. I have not posted logos. I have NO links to my site in my footer or anywhere else. Well, one in one post in the HIMEOBS thread, but I was serious about what I was saying there and thought it relevant. If asked I'll remove it ASAP. I also read the terms of service. The fictions, audio rants, and poem I've posted are either written here or made before I got here(all audio rants xcept #5) and DO NOT contain my site name or links for any purpose other than to hear the audio. They're coming down off the site soon anyway and I may use kiwi6.com to relink them later.
Also
Doktor Howl... have you been opening up my head and inspecting my brain while I sleep? Cuz I found my toothbrush several millimeters from where I left it when I woke up this morning, and that whiskey in my freezer used to be FULL. That's just sloppy man!
:lulz:
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Anna Mae Bollocks you earned nuff 'rspect from me when you posted that link about the one dude with the shitty Vulcan haircut and eye brow malfunction in that one link about the bad shit Cain posted that got me on board here in a real way.
I've had this BASTARDO HORRIBLE on my radar for too long and his rep in several circles alone has earned him my extreme *REDACTED* upon which I shall heap what's left off his *REDACTED* upon the temple's *REDACTED* in front of his *REDACTED* with plastic utensils not made for the purpose. :evilmad: No Icons Angry Enough :evilmad:
I pray his fate is in my hands one day
I'd bring him to you as a gift
All pretty in pink rope
With low temp flammable liquids
Matches and lye
You can puke on my threads
I'll wash them myself
dry them by the fire
drink deep with you
then turn myself in
Hm.. I usually don't get all poetic
Why, I do believe I love you AMB. Let's try to keep it Platonic. :p
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2011, 08:01:29 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Anna Mae Bollocks you earned nuff 'rspect from me when you posted that link about the one dude with the shitty Vulcan haircut and eye brow malfunction in that one link about the bad shit Cain posted that got me on board here in a real way.
I've had this BASTARDO HORRIBLE on my radar for too long and his rep in several circles alone has earned him my extreme *REDACTED* upon which I shall heap what's left off his *REDACTED* upon the temple's *REDACTED* in front of his *REDACTED* with plastic utensils not made for the purpose. :evilmad: No Icons Angry Enough :evilmad:
I pray his fate is in my hands one day
I'd bring him to you as a gift
All pretty in pink rope
With low temp flammable liquids
Matches and lye
You can puke on my threads
I'll wash them myself
dry them by the fire
drink deep with you
then turn myself in
Hm.. I usually don't get all poetic
Why, I do believe I love you AMB. Let's try to keep it Platonic. :p
Permanently quoted in case the shitstain realizes how he just got his ass in a sling and tries to edit.
Are you guys sure he's not CU?
Another crusader out to fight the power.
How enthralling.
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:20:25 PM
Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.
They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).
And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2011, 08:01:29 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Anna Mae Bollocks you earned nuff 'rspect from me when you posted that link about the one dude with the shitty Vulcan haircut and eye brow malfunction in that one link about the bad shit Cain posted that got me on board here in a real way.
I've had this BASTARDO HORRIBLE on my radar for too long and his rep in several circles alone has earned him my extreme *REDACTED* upon which I shall heap what's left off his *REDACTED* upon the temple's *REDACTED* in front of his *REDACTED* with plastic utensils not made for the purpose. :evilmad: No Icons Angry Enough :evilmad:
I pray his fate is in my hands one day
I'd bring him to you as a gift
All pretty in pink rope
With low temp flammable liquids
Matches and lye
You can puke on my threads
I'll wash them myself
dry them by the fire
drink deep with you
then turn myself in
Hm.. I usually don't get all poetic
Why, I do believe I love you AMB. Let's try to keep it Platonic. :p
WTF
ONCE AGAIN. :lulz: Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?
Dear Wizard Joseph:
Your main problem is that you take yourself too seriously, and that includes your attempts at being funny.
You're desperately unfunny.
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
WTF
ONCE AGAIN. :lulz: Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?
My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 07:15:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
WTF
ONCE AGAIN. :lulz: Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?
My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge
:spittake:
The suck and fail is creating a vortex in the very fabric of space and time.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:20:25 PM
Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.
They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).
And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.
I think I remember Schmoos...the guys who jumped into your frying pan. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Luna on August 31, 2011, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 07:15:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
WTF
ONCE AGAIN. :lulz: Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?
My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge
:spittake:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :potd:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 07:15:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
WTF
ONCE AGAIN. :lulz: Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?
My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge
NEWSFEED?
That is so damn funny!! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:20:25 PM
Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.
They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).
And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.
Ooo! I don't have to, I know exactly who they are! THANK YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!
Also, :lulz: again with the butthurt hard-ons.
Somebody needs to write a grant proposal...there's money in researching this Schmoo Disorder thing.
Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?
Quote from: Alty on August 31, 2011, 08:47:47 PM
Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?
Because Dok is brainwashing everyone, of course. With those damn orbital mind control lasers.
If it weren't for Dok, you would already be living in a Utopian Heaven™, the cattle mutilations would stop, Nigel would quit torturing starving artists, and PD would make it to the Big Boards.
I call upon all Good Citizens™ to put a stop to me immediately. I am everything that is wrong with America™. And I give Fidel Castro backrubs.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 08:55:01 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 31, 2011, 08:47:47 PM
Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?
Because Dok is brainwashing everyone, of course. With those damn orbital mind control lasers.
If it weren't for Dok, you would already be living in a Utopian Heaven™, the cattle mutilations would stop, Nigel would quit torturing starving artists, and PD would make it to the Big Boards.
I call upon all Good Citizens™ to put a stop to me immediately. I am everything that is wrong with America™. And I give Fidel Castro backrubs.
But he pays in cigars, so what can one do?
It's so weird. There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all.
To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe.
This place is terrible. :fnord:
I'm just a sprout. Easily removed from the garden.
I'm taking the dingo's advice.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.
If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.
I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.
Not butthurt here, and not really mad. Just dumb.
I'm kinda enjoying this thread. It's like the train that just keeps wrecking
:popcorn:
TWJ, a lot of what you seem to find funny relies on a combination of overfamiliarity and self-deprecation, but the problem with the overfamiliar approach is that you don't know us, let alone well enough to pull off overfamiliarity, and the self-deprecation comes across as attention-whoring. It reads as if you think you're just fascinating, and are sure we will too. It's actually pretty obnoxious.
Why don't you make an attempt to get to know other people, instead of trying to make them get to know you? If you do that, at some point you might even know us well enough to make slightly overfamiliar jokes at our expense, which at this point is inappropriate bordering on (and sometimes crossing over to) offensive.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
The People love their King. :)
I thought my serving of butthurt on joining was bad. I wrong.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2011, 10:20:50 PM
It's so weird. There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all.
To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe.
This place is terrible. :fnord:
I'm just a sprout. Easily removed from the garden.
I'm taking the dingo's advice.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.
If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.
I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.
Not butthurt here, and not really mad. Just dumb.
There's a fine line between admitting defeat, and being spineless to attempt appeasement.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2011, 10:20:50 PM
It's so weird. There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all.
To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe.
This place is terrible. :fnord:
I'm just a sprout. Easily removed from the garden.
I'm taking the dingo's advice.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 30, 2011, 11:13:24 PM
1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.
2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.
If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.
I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.
Not butthurt here, and not really mad. Just dumb.
You fucking promised to light my Goddamn entrails on fire, and I'm holding you to that.
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
Why is that guy in your avatar humping a giant spider?
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots? Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!
Quote from: Khara on September 01, 2011, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots? Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!
Why? It's more fun to lead them into The Future.
Which is basically my way of shitting on future generations.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 02:44:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 01, 2011, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots? Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!
Why? It's more fun to lead them into The Future.
Which is basically my way of shitting on future generations.
quite true and we won't have to clean up the mess that way either! See this is why you should be in charge of it all!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 01, 2011, 01:28:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2011, 06:02:35 PM
They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.
It never gets old, you know. :lulz:
It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.
Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.
Why is that guy in your avatar humping a giant spider?
It's a spider
crab, and they are the progenitors of a really ugly but still, to the faithful, superior race.
I thought of this soon after uploading it, and then decided to wait for the right moment to divulge. You fucking caught it early!
YO HO YO HO CRUSTACEAN'S LIFE FOR ME
I thought it was The Incredible Shrinking Man. I was wondering where the hatpin was.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2011, 03:10:26 PM
I thought it was The Incredible Shrinking Man. I was wondering where the hatpin was.
:lol: Wow, I see it now.
but naw
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5475/article0083d8146000005d.jpg)
jesus fuck I would freak right the fuck out.
I think I hate spiders more than anything.
Where did he get that thing? WyldKat's pance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPjDGIWQqrk
Bon ruuuuules. :lulz:
Alright, I'm over it. This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way. Might as well roll with it now.
If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more. Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back. It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.
I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
But only here, on this thread. Otherwise it's just not going to be any good. Nope, just no good at all. :lulz:
:yawn:
Look man, it aint complicated or a test or anything, you're an asshole. We don't like you. Fuck off pls. :argh!:
I read the first 5 or 6 pages and just jumped ahead to here. I'm not missing anything am I?
Quote from: Mangrove on September 01, 2011, 09:45:35 PM
I read the first 5 or 6 pages and just jumped ahead to here. I'm not missing anything am I?
Not really. More of the same.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 01, 2011, 09:16:45 PM
Look man, it aint complicated or a test or anything, you're an asshole. We don't like you. Fuck off pls. :argh!:
Nonsense. Every post that has ever been made or ever will be made on PD is about him. That's how much we care.
QuoteI WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
:facepalm:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it. This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way. Might as well roll with it now.
If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more. Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back. It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.
I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
But only here, on this thread. Otherwise it's just not going to be any good. Nope, just no good at all. :lulz:
Remember when I called you a biped? Yeah, no, I take it back.
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.
Doesn't matter, I have revoked his biped status.
Doktor Phox,
Had high hopes for this one....
:monkeydance:
^ Does monkey count as biped when it dances?
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 02, 2011, 03:38:46 AM
:monkeydance:
^ Does monkey count as biped when it dances?
No. It counts as pseudo-bipedal. Which I, shamefully, fell for the first time.
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 02:50:53 AM
I think he may be trying to say, in an extremely stupid way, that we should ignore this thread.
Those being the most important words in the sentence.
I would tell Joseph at this point that attacking everyone and lumping them into his argument is likely only to make things worse and massively decrease the chances of anyone leaving the thread, but quite frankly, if he isn't already aware of that, he's probably too stupid to be let outside without supervision.
I'm ignoring whatever it is he's doing.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it. This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way. Might as well roll with it now.
If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more. Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back. It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.
I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
But only here, on this thread. Otherwise it's just not going to be any good. Nope, just no good at all. :lulz:
You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.
This is fucking non-negotiable. If you have any questions about this, PM me.
OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?
From what I gather, no threats were involved, just a request for the recipient(s) to tell TWJ all about their personal lives.
It's pure Crazytown™ shit.
:mrgreen:
Boy we can pick 'em can't we?
:lulz:
I never changed my opinion that he was a PITA so I'm good.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?
Not sure--I blinked a couple of times so I might have missed some.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM
You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.
This is fucking non-negotiable. If you have any questions about this, PM me.
Jesus Christ, dude. :kingmeh:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it. This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way. Might as well roll with it now.
If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more. Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back. It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.
I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
But only here, on this thread. Otherwise it's just not going to be any good. Nope, just no good at all. :lulz:
You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.
This is fucking non-negotiable. If you have any questions about this, PM me.
WHAT?
Who's he fucking with?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 02, 2011, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it. This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way. Might as well roll with it now.
If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more. Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back. It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.
I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.
But only here, on this thread. Otherwise it's just not going to be any good. Nope, just no good at all. :lulz:
You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.
This is fucking non-negotiable. If you have any questions about this, PM me.
WHAT?
Who's he fucking with?
If the people involved wish to comment, they will.
That's fucking BENT.
I for one, hope they comment. I want a very public humiliation for this asswipe.
:lulz: It was me. I suggested ITT that he stop with the act and get to know people here instead of trying to make them get to know him, and he took it as an invitation to become penpals.
TWJ, JUST A TIP: public forums are not where people come to make private penpals. They are a place where people come to, you know, socialize. Going to a forum and asking people you don't know to tell you all about themselves in private is a little like going to a playground and asking the other kids if they want to come play in your basement.
How on earth do you make friends IRL? Do you go to a bar and ask strangers to come home with you? Or do you make friendly conversation in the bar over a period of time until you know them well enough to call them "friend"?
Also, TWJ, I am extremely doubtful of your claim to be unfamiliar with forums and forum etiquette. Wanna know why? Because you were forum-savvy enough to quote my post, copy, go to my profile, PM me, and paste my quote so you could respond to it in PM. Now, maybe you just pick up on things fast, but it takes most confused forum n00bs quite a while to figure that one out. Plus, "I am new to forums" is the lamest excuse for being a social mongoloid I've ever heard. You know how many people were new to forums when they started here? A fuckton, is how many. And you know how they dealt with it?
By treating people like people.
It's not that fucking complicated or confusing. If you approach people with the idea that they're people, you can avoid most social pitfalls. If you approach people in person the way you've been approaching them on this board, I can only assume you are that one creepy trenchcoat fuck with no friends.
:spittake:
IN THE SPACE OF A FEW DAYS HE'S THREATENED DOK'S ENTRAILS AND TRIED TO GET CREEPY WITH THE DARK EMPRESS.
Should I wear some kind of hazmat suit to this thread? Splatter...
Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 05:20:54 PM
By treating people like people.
It's not that fucking complicated or confusing. If you approach people with the idea that they're people, you can avoid most social pitfalls. If you approach people in person the way you've been approaching them on this board, I can only assume you are that one creepy trenchcoat fuck with no friends.
This. Also I find it hard to believe his claim that he's only awkward online.
:argh!:
I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.
Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.
DAMMIT!!!
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
:argh!:
I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.
Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.
DAMMIT!!!
You had that fucktard Weltburger, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
:argh!:
I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.
Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.
DAMMIT!!!
You had that fucktard Weltburger, though.
Very true, he hasn't been around in a while except to post a line here or there....
But now that you've mentioned him he's going to show up in the next couple of days.
Actually, he was back and posted something harmless in teh Pics thread and then left again without any drama. I was positively shocked. :lulz:
WTF is a Weltburger?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 03, 2011, 04:15:21 AM
WTF is a Weltburger?
It's like a Japanese poop steak, only from Europe.
Ah. A turdenburger.
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 02, 2011, 06:41:33 PM
But now that you've mentioned him he's going to show up in the next couple of days.
Actually, he was back and posted something harmless in teh Pics thread and then left again without any drama. I was positively shocked. :lulz:
Someone must have hacked his account. Either that, or he's trying to instil a false sense of insecurity, before said drama is implemented. :fnord: