Joseph- A very questionable Wizard

[Triple Zero]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.

And then I was wondering and yes it does exist:

Twatter.com -- The anti-social network

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

wat

That thread the other day when someone said "we" and it started a bit of a shitstorm, I am having a vague recollection.....

wat

Not a shitstorm, my mistake, it was a joke with that Earthaly thing.....  and it went into the You and We and ....

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29899.225

Was joke.... I'm sorry.

[Doktor Howl]

Wat

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Wat

Where the hell is that smack upside the head with a pillow exploding smiley???

[The Wizard Joseph]

Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting.  Proper responses in a bit.

Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.

My stuff's not really about this place per se and I've been the only one posting or reading here. 

That said, I personally am humbled/pleased/terrified by the expansion/refinement of the PD to be found here.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

 approves of him making a buck off of suckers.  No problem there.

It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.

They tell me they're not spiders...  Should I believe them Dok?

Not trying to co-opt your stuff guys.  Most of the things I'm going to do are about ALL mythologies and my own fictions around them.
Eris is my favorite though!  I came here to learn and interact.  I stayed because I found great things and also wound up having to defend my name from some bullshit that I bring up only for reference and because it wound up related to the discovery of genuine common cause with at least THIS tribe of Discordians.

And yeah my sense of humor can be pretty bad... sorry.

[Triple Zero]

Wat

Where the hell is that smack upside the head with a pillow exploding smiley???

Maybe it's :wat: ?

[The Wizard Joseph]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

?

             

Terrifying picture.. I need eyedrops from the river Lethe.

[The Wizard Joseph]

ATTN WJ: You come across as a bit of a twat. maybe that is or isn't how you are in meatspace. Doesn't matter - all I have is text on a screen. No biggie, lot of people are a bit of a twat IRL or online and I let it go cos, hell, I'm a bit of a twat when it comes right down to it. Problem with you is all we* got to go on is twat so far. Need some non-twat to balance it out.


*yes, I just invoked the collective "WE" that means the rest of the board is roger-bound to agree with me!

I'll try not to be a jerk mostly.
I'm pretty quiet when I'm just chilling with friends.  I came on WAY too strong here at first and I'm still trying to find a balance.
I just rarely get to ramble the way the forum setting lets me.
Here at my desk with my peeps what you guys see from me here is usually just me smiling or laughing to myself to them.  When they ask me I usually explain.  This doesn't always get me points, but they're used to me being frank and honest when they ask bout specific things. 

When I want attention I usually just go sing or do an Open Mike rant.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Alright, Any questions, comments and snide remarks intended for me are welcome here.

I'll try to be cool. 

I may frequently fail at this.   

I'm ready to throw my hood back and chat like civilized primates, but if it's funny just post away!

Who u calling a primate? 

Um, ya know I'm not really sure humans count now that I think of it..   :roll:Hell, some humans think they're not even human.  What would you call yourself? 

Me, I get called a lot of things.

I dont like using tags to define myself, man!

But if i really have to, id call myself an existential hipster.

Maybe I could call myself an Optimystic apostate with reason to laugh(at).

I also though prefer not to put on labels unless they're part of a costume or something.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Stick with PITA dude.  It keeps it simple.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Will Do.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still trying to figure out how Discordia is "in the crossfire of conspiracy culture and religion", what a Discordian buttplug is supposed to look like, and who is this guy trying to co-opt our shit.

 approves of him making a buck off of suckers.  No problem there.

It's just that he has a malfunctioning sense of humor, in that he tries to explain away the dichotomies that make the funny, in an effort to either make himself look smart or because the spiders in his head force him to do it.

They tell me they're not spiders...  Should I believe them Dok?

They lied.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22326.0

[The Johnny]

OH ETERNAL WISDOM OF EMOTICON, I SUMMON THEEE

[Doktor Howl]

Was just chatting with my scribe while you all were posting.  Proper responses in a bit.

Most of my people don't actually know much about Discordia, but are definitely gonna learn as they go.

This post is inspiring something in me.  In my guts.  Way, way down, near the colon.

It is a terrible inspiration.  It is the sort of thing that bards sing about centuries later, and winds up getting conflated with 3-4 major religions.