Rage Gland Backup, I has it. Not only am I having trouble ranting, I'm having problems just working up the give-a-shit-o-meter, or writing anything. So I'm going to try writing out the things that piss me off, without censoring myself in any way (which may mean a lot of whining and/or generalized TMI, so best to just exit now if it doesn't sound like fun to read), and I'm gonna post in this thread here.
Last chance to ignore this thread, right here.
Yanno, I sometimes think that people seriously underrate the impact of the strength of someone's libido.
Take for instance this one internet dating site I ran across recently. They have a common question on there, "How often do you like to have sex?" Pretty basic. They have formulated answers for the question, and one of those is "I'm insatiable. Think you can keep up with me?" Like it's some sort of fucking game. Like it's a thing that, once it gets annoying and starts impeding your ability to function without even mentioning sex at all for five god damned minutes, you can just turn it the fuck off. Fucking asshats, the lot of them.
Meet up with some dude or chick sometime, and they're all like "Hey, me too! Sex is great, I'm the best evar, let's be SO." and you FUCK LIKE BUNNIES for a solid month. And after that month they're like "okay, can we turn it down now?" And you're all like WTF you said you were insatiable? And they're like yeah, but only once a week. Or maybe a week and a half. The rest of the time though you should just leave me alone. But if you're ever not feeling in the mood, you should still get in the mood because I want to fuck, but even if its been a week and you're in dire straights and I'm not into it, like I said you should just shut up.
So you do shut up, and you're fucking MISERABLE. I mean, the constant aching, horrible twinges, unable to sit comfortable (girls get that problem too). And on some level you know and believe and are okay with not having sex all the time, but JESUS CHRIST you never ever stop thinking about it, which makes it harder to chill out, which makes it impossible to even function.
After a while they're all looking at other bodies, and you're like WTF IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE AND WAY SEXIER THAN THAT METH WHORE PROSTITUTE. And then they leave you for some other piece of ass, eventually. Or make you leave with nastiness and cruelty.
And down the line somewhere you come to terms with the fact that you will never ever find someone who can understand that you really, honestly can't get through the day without at least being fondled, so you start broadening your horizons, right. Accepting of new options you didn't want before, simply because through necessity you can't, I said fucking CAN'T, live with the alternative.
But lo! Hypocrites and lonely fools abound, and you don't know jack shit about meeting people anyway (unless you do, in which case go to hell you bastard), and EVERY LAST FUCKER who looks halfway interesting and attractive turns out to be some sort of douchebag on closer inspection and interaction. Oh, not everyone, just the ones that you are attracted to.
Eventually it starts getting to you, gets disheartening. And people everywhere are at least getting dates here and there, but not you, oh no. Because there's something wrong with you. If there weren't, someone might look your way once in a while, even if it is only for five minutes, and five minutes would be enough, if there were enough five minute looks.
But who the hell wants to hear about feelings on that sort of thing? It's not important to other people like it is to you. People don't get it, think you're overreacting, being a drama queen. What started out as a good day, you got to call your ex a dishonest pigfucker AND you got your first probably real date in over two years, now you just want to take half a bottle of sleeping pills and go to bed until things look positive again.
I hear you. They all say they want a lot of sex, until you actually want a lot of sex. Then it turns out that they're LIARS.
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:16:01 AM
I hear you. They all say they want a lot of sex, until you actually want a lot of sex. Then it turns out that they're LIARS.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING LIARS(sometimes)
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:19:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:16:01 AM
I hear you. They all say they want a lot of sex, until you actually want a lot of sex. Then it turns out that they're LIARS.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING LIARS
(sometimes)
Ain't found one yet who isn't. I'm sure due to lack of looking.
Now I will attempt to dissect this thing. I never get these right, anyway, so best to analyze and get my meaning clear.
1. It isn't actually about me not getting laid since dinosaurs were rotting in tar pits and I'm bitter about it. (partially true, and SEXAY)
2. It isn't about "guys are dicks and it's all their fault I can't get laid." and Im bitter about it (probably true)
3. It's about how some people can look at something someone has a problem with and saying "That's not an issue." when, for the person dealing with it, it is a big issue. (???????????)
I guess that looks right. I dunno. I'm shit thought provoking, anyway.
Yeah, that's something that bothers me too. People assuming something isn't a big deal to someone else because they think it wouldn't bother THEM. The "you're making too big a deal of it" crew.
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 05:37:56 PM
Yeah, that's something that bothers me too. People assuming something isn't a big deal to someone else period because they think it wouldn't bother THEM. The "you're making too big a deal of it" crew.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 07, 2012, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.
What's wrong with wanting sex all the time?
FTR, I would like to say that not wanting sex all the time is perfectly fine, too, and people who don't go on at great length about their appetite and then can't put up are not the people I was talking about when I said "THEY'RE ALL LIARS."
Just so we're clear.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 08, 2012, 03:11:08 AM
FTR, I would like to say that not wanting sex all the time is perfectly fine, too, and people who don't go on at great length about their appetite and then can't put up are not the people I was talking about when I said "THEY'RE ALL LIARS."
Just so we're clear.
Right. Because they're not lying.
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 07, 2012, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.
What's wrong with wanting sex all the time?
I was being facetious.
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 08, 2012, 04:40:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 07, 2012, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.
What's wrong with wanting sex all the time?
I was being facetious.
As was I. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 04:59:14 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 08, 2012, 04:40:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 07, 2012, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Amazingly, I don't want sex all the time. I want to sleep in. Go away and leave me alone. I'm trying to read on the Kindle...oh, OK, that works, so long as I can rest it on your head. Little too much bobbing, lets try something else.
You, sir, are a genuine and bonafide gentleman.
What's wrong with wanting sex all the time?
I was being facetious.
As was I. :lulz:
OH SHIT! It's like inception!
I don't consume enough calories to do my dishes everyday, let alone fuck. When it comes down to it, If someone held a gun to my head (or, like, a fish) I would choose sloth over lust every time.
I'm really looking forward to a time when I get regular sex again.
Perhaps with the guy who works at the record store, now that I've sent him a love letter.
Actually I haven't sent it yet. But I WILL.
Quote from: Alty on April 08, 2012, 05:45:21 AM
I don't consume enough calories to do my dishes everyday, let alone fuck. When it comes down to it, If someone held a gun to my head (or, like, a fish) I would choose sloth over lust every time.
Lucky bastard. :argh!:
Honestly, the only reason I even said anything is because it seems a vast majority of guys have to show they're up for sex all the time, else it's showing a certain lack of virility which is....suspect, and questions their manliness. So of course I had to play to type and go entirely the opposite way.
Not that I expect it to happen here, but you never know when some wandering PUA might take offence and cause a lailstorm.
I feel you on this one, Freeky. At least in part. I like regular sex as well. And a good half of the shit my significant other said he was down with in the beginning - he is suddenly no longer interested in. One of those things is frequent fucking. It is putting a slight kink (haha) in the relationship. He thinks I'm over-reacting. I think he has vastly over-estimated his prowess and appetites and I should have taken him for a longer test drive before committing.
In any relationship there is one person with a higher sex drive, even if it's only marginally higher... but things get really difficult when the mismatch is extreme. If one person prefers three times a week and the other prefers once a week, then a twice-a-week compromise is easy enough to reach. If one person prefers daily and the other person every other week, that relationship will probably not survive. So IMO it's important to accurately represent one's sex drive during the early stages of a relationship.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 04:28:08 PM
In any relationship there is one person with a higher sex drive, even if it's only marginally higher... but things get really difficult when the mismatch is extreme. If one person prefers three times a week and the other prefers once a week, then a twice-a-week compromise is easy enough to reach. If one person prefers daily and the other person every other week, that relationship will probably not survive. So IMO it's important to accurately represent one's sex drive during the early stages of a relationship.
Most definitely.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 06:56:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
I'm surprised I've never heard of this. Very interesting.
Freaky, this is a perfect distillation of so many complaints I've had over the years.
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 08, 2012, 06:56:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect
Errybody need some strange.
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
No, that was not the point.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 17, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
No, that was not the point.
Pope Ludicrous just had to let you know about his amazing appetite, is all.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 17, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
No, that was not the point.
Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 17, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
No, that was not the point.
Pope Ludicrous just had to let you know about his amazing appetite, is all.
Please Roger, it's Lecherous and for a reason. Calling me ludicrous is an O'Reilly caliber joke. I saw the initial miscommunication as what her problem was vice the emotional impact it had further down the line. Typical male mistake, doesnt mean I came here to brag.
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2012, 09:36:48 PM
Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?
Freeky, sorry i missed your larger, more encompassing point. Was it that people don't acknowledge your need as an actual need and downplay your dissastisfcation? I'd like to know because this is something important to you and very important to all women.
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2012, 09:36:48 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 17, 2012, 09:13:28 PM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 16, 2012, 04:52:18 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 15, 2012, 04:56:51 PM
Have: Daily or every other day
Want: Two - three days
Need: Can't go without for more than 2 weeks or begin downward spiral into madness.
Just putting my personal business out there for no reason, no big deal.
Again, NOT the point.
wasn't the point that you're tired of guys that talk a big game and don't follow through? Perhaps if they could be up front as in my example you wouldn't have to face such disappointment?
No, that was not the point.
Is the point that people don't take the libido seriously as a fundamental drive that can't be turned on and off at will?
Partially. I just was puking up rage, mostly.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:32:15 AM
Now I will attempt to dissect this thing. I never get these right, anyway, so best to analyze and get my meaning clear.
1. It isn't actually about me not getting laid since dinosaurs were rotting in tar pits and I'm bitter about it. (partially true, and SEXAY)
2. It isn't about "guys are dicks and it's all their fault I can't get laid." and Im bitter about it (probably true)
3. It's about how some people can look at something someone has a problem with and saying "That's not an issue." when, for the person dealing with it, it is a big issue. (???????????)
I guess that looks right. I dunno. I'm shit [at] thought provoking, anyway.
A\-\
Quote from: Blackfoot on April 17, 2012, 11:29:15 PM
Please Roger, it's Lecherous and for a reason.
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My bad, it's been a while.
Ohhhh, motherfucker. What's that you say? I have a duty to shave my legs? Am obligated to put out? You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy? You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me. I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations. I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do. The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide. You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do. You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not."
Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you. I loathe you and everything you stand for.
UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 22, 2012, 06:10:24 AM
Ohhhh, motherfucker. What's that you say? I have a duty to shave my legs? Am obligated to put out? You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy? You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me. I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations. I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do. The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide. You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do. You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not."
Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you. I loathe you and everything you stand for.
UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
:barstool:
Fuckin A.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 22, 2012, 06:10:24 AM
Ohhhh, motherfucker. What's that you say? I have a duty to shave my legs? Am obligated to put out? You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy? You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me. I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations. I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do. The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide. You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do. You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not."
Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you. I loathe you and everything you stand for.
UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
PREACH IT, SISTERMAN!
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 22, 2012, 06:10:24 AM
Ohhhh, motherfucker. What's that you say? I have a duty to shave my legs? Am obligated to put out? You expect me to participate in a threesome with you another girl, but you wouldn't do it with me and another guy? You have the temerity to call yourself a nice guy, after not only telling me these things, and then admitting that you would take part in—prefer, even—carrying out a rape fantasy, but you have rape fantasies of your own, and expect me to be okay with that?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
Motherfucker, you have no fucking idea how much you disgust me. I have no duty to you, no fucking obligations. I'll do what I please, just as I expect you to do, and you will not tell me what to do. The only duties I have are to be a good mother to my son, and to fuck with you and people like you as hard as I can until you cry like a little bitch because it hurts so bad, and I'll be damned by country, God, and Tucson if I let this obligation slide. You gave up your right to be treated like a decent human being when you decided I have fewer rights than you do. You relinquished peace of mind when you told me I'm a lesser being who has no right to say "No, I will not."
Fuck you, and fuck everyone like you. I loathe you and everything you stand for.
UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
That was
awesome.
:thanks:
"HELP DESSSSSK! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!
What's that? Yeah...yeah. Slid right down onto the floor, crawled behind the tower and just started yanking cables out of the back of the thing.
What's that? The what switch? Cat what? Is that some kind of YouTube thing? OH! Cat-5! You mean the phone-cord looking thingy but bigger?
You want me to plug it in WHERE? Her what? Yeah, I don't think I can do that, we have policies against that sort of thi...what? Why do you need MY employee number? I really don't see how that ma..."
*click*
*THUD*
I can't stand people, who talk lyk dis, i kno wut i mean do u??
Jesus fuck, can't people be bothered to spell right anymore? It pisses me off SO BADLY. I love English, the language, so much. How can people just butcher it like that? Text shorthand is probably one of the big contributors to illiteracy. Nobody cares anymore, as long as they can sound it out and it sounds right they don't care. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. If you can't be bothered to type out the full length of what you are trying to tell me, I can't be bothered trying to decipher it. Fuck you, fuck your illiteracy, and fuck the horse you and 75% of the country rode in on, too.
And what is up with that double question mark for casual questions?! What the FUCK?!? It's just so puzzling and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY. It's like I drank a gallon of Brawndo and I don't have any ponies to ride. IT'S AN ACTUAL SPORT IN LATIN AMERICA, SHUT UP. In fact, all of you illiterate bastards just SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. You have NO CLUE how much I hate your ass. I bet most of you aren't even stupid, you're just LAZY. You're fucking lazy. That's what makes me so angry. How hard is it to learn how to spell? To know the difference between "you're" and "your?" To identify the proper usage of "their," "they're," and "there?" Knowing which "to," "too," and "two" you're supposed to use? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT, PEOPLE? IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
Get the hell off my planet, you lazy, stupid, ignorant motherfuckers. Just go away. GO AWAY!
GOD DAMMIT.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 16, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
I can't stand people, who talk lyk dis, i kno wut i mean do u??
Jesus fuck, can't people be bothered to spell right anymore? It pisses me off SO BADLY. I love English, the language, so much. How can people just butcher it like that? Text shorthand is probably one of the big contributors to illiteracy. Nobody cares anymore, as long as they can sound it out and it sounds right they don't care. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. If you can't be bothered to type out the full length of what you are trying to tell me, I can't be bothered trying to decipher it. Fuck you, fuck your illiteracy, and fuck the horse you and 75% of the country rode in on, too.
And what is up with that double question mark for casual questions?! What the FUCK?!? It's just so puzzling and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY. It's like I drank a gallon of Brawndo and I don't have any ponies to ride. IT'S AN ACTUAL SPORT IN LATIN AMERICA, SHUT UP. In fact, all of you illiterate bastards just SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. You have NO CLUE how much I hate your ass. I bet most of you aren't even stupid, you're just LAZY. You're fucking lazy. That's what makes me so angry. How hard is it to learn how to spell? To know the difference between "you're" and "your?" To identify the proper usage of "their," "they're," and "there?" Knowing which "to," "too," and "two" you're supposed to use? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT, PEOPLE? IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
Get the hell off my planet, you lazy, stupid, ignorant motherfuckers. Just go away. GO AWAY!
GOD DAMMIT.
This.
Been talking to Bruce again, have you? :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 16, 2012, 08:59:53 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 16, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
I can't stand people, who talk lyk dis, i kno wut i mean do u??
Jesus fuck, can't people be bothered to spell right anymore? It pisses me off SO BADLY. I love English, the language, so much. How can people just butcher it like that? Text shorthand is probably one of the big contributors to illiteracy. Nobody cares anymore, as long as they can sound it out and it sounds right they don't care. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. If you can't be bothered to type out the full length of what you are trying to tell me, I can't be bothered trying to decipher it. Fuck you, fuck your illiteracy, and fuck the horse you and 75% of the country rode in on, too.
And what is up with that double question mark for casual questions?! What the FUCK?!? It's just so puzzling and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY. It's like I drank a gallon of Brawndo and I don't have any ponies to ride. IT'S AN ACTUAL SPORT IN LATIN AMERICA, SHUT UP. In fact, all of you illiterate bastards just SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. You have NO CLUE how much I hate your ass. I bet most of you aren't even stupid, you're just LAZY. You're fucking lazy. That's what makes me so angry. How hard is it to learn how to spell? To know the difference between "you're" and "your?" To identify the proper usage of "their," "they're," and "there?" Knowing which "to," "too," and "two" you're supposed to use? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT, PEOPLE? IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
Get the hell off my planet, you lazy, stupid, ignorant motherfuckers. Just go away. GO AWAY!
GOD DAMMIT.
This.
Been talking to Bruce again, have you? :lulz:
No, I've been talking to guys on OKC, also some asshole who had the wrong number and kept texting me. "Who u" <-- an actual quote. It isn't even a complete idea, for fuck's sake!
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 16, 2012, 09:03:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 16, 2012, 08:59:53 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 16, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
I can't stand people, who talk lyk dis, i kno wut i mean do u??
Jesus fuck, can't people be bothered to spell right anymore? It pisses me off SO BADLY. I love English, the language, so much. How can people just butcher it like that? Text shorthand is probably one of the big contributors to illiteracy. Nobody cares anymore, as long as they can sound it out and it sounds right they don't care. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. If you can't be bothered to type out the full length of what you are trying to tell me, I can't be bothered trying to decipher it. Fuck you, fuck your illiteracy, and fuck the horse you and 75% of the country rode in on, too.
And what is up with that double question mark for casual questions?! What the FUCK?!? It's just so puzzling and it makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY. It's like I drank a gallon of Brawndo and I don't have any ponies to ride. IT'S AN ACTUAL SPORT IN LATIN AMERICA, SHUT UP. In fact, all of you illiterate bastards just SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. You have NO CLUE how much I hate your ass. I bet most of you aren't even stupid, you're just LAZY. You're fucking lazy. That's what makes me so angry. How hard is it to learn how to spell? To know the difference between "you're" and "your?" To identify the proper usage of "their," "they're," and "there?" Knowing which "to," "too," and "two" you're supposed to use? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT, PEOPLE? IT ISN'T THAT DIFFICULT GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.
Get the hell off my planet, you lazy, stupid, ignorant motherfuckers. Just go away. GO AWAY!
GOD DAMMIT.
This.
Been talking to Bruce again, have you? :lulz:
No, I've been talking to guys on OKC, also some asshole who had the wrong number and kept texting me. "Who u" <-- an actual quote. It isn't even a complete idea, for fuck's sake!
I feel your pain. Someone on FB was bitching about parents bitching about the school system while using txt speak in his post.