SexyFish answers our love life questions ITT
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What.
ASK
SexyFish, my summer fling somehow knows my middle name which I haven't used for over ten years, and which I don't remember telling him.
Do I accuse him of being a government spy immediately, or do I spend a few months stalking him and going through his garbage first?
SexyFish, what does it mean if you dream Justin Bieber sits on your lap and you give him a cigar?
Dear Sexyfish,
I think Mitt Romney is adorable and I want to give him a poke in the pooper. Do you have his phone number?
Love & Kisses,
TDRR
Dear Sexyfish,
What's the most appropriate way to use rebar in an erotic romantic encounter?
Sexyfish, i have met a suitable human mate but i have not revealed to her that i am a bear.
What should i do and how should i break the news to her?
Sexyfish,
My pance get all tight and stuff when I watch elderly joggers. What do?
!!!!!! is there an easy way to multi-quote?
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
!!!!!! is there an easy way to multi-quote?
No. Multi-quoting is for wimps.
SexyFish, meta-quoting makes my urethra bleed. Is that sexy?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 06:59:00 AM
SexyFish, my summer fling somehow knows my middle name which I haven't used for over ten years, and which I don't remember telling him.
Do I accuse him of being a government spy immediately, or do I spend a few months stalking him and going through his garbage first?
none of the above!! knowing someone's middle name is not a big deal don't worry!
he/she probably asked one of your siblings!Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:58:46 AM
SexyFish, what does it mean if you dream Justin Bieber sits on your lap and you give him a cigar?
it means we r meant to be <333333
but seriously i should be the one sitting on his lapQuote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 01:51:47 PM
Dear Sexyfish,
I think Mitt Romney is adorable and I want to give him a poke in the pooper. Do you have his phone number?
Love & Kisses,
TDRR
obviously but you can't have it because he's mine xoxoxoQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:56:05 PM
Dear Sexyfish,
What's the most appropriate way to use rebar in an erotic romantic encounter?
w o w cutie i literally don't know what half of those words meanQuote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 01:58:31 PM
Sexyfish, i have met a suitable human mate but i have not revealed to her that i am a bear.
What should i do and how should i break the news to her?
it's ok harvey, i know <33333Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 02:29:26 PM
Sexyfish,
My pance get all tight and stuff when I watch elderly joggers. What do?
what is a pance? like pants?Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
SexyFish, meta-quoting makes my urethra bleed. Is that sexy?
yes i'm wet just thinking about it
This thread makes me feel ill.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not
serious about having a good time.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
Oh do please explain oh so high and mighty Reverend.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
Oh do please explain oh so high and mighty Reverend.
Easy. You don't understand Saturday Night™.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
Oh do please explain oh so high and mighty Reverend.
Easy. You don't understand Saturday Night™.
But its wednesday afternoon... :|
oooooooooooooooooo:!
no it's morning
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 03:08:40 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
Oh do please explain oh so high and mighty Reverend.
Easy. You don't understand Saturday Night™.
But its wednesday afternoon... :|
oooooooooooooooooo:!
no it's morning
Timezones and all that, assuming england is the centre of the world in my ignorant way lets just assume i am right.
DEAR SEXYFISH
SO LIEK I'M DATING THIS GUY AND LIEK HE'S REALLY AWESUM AND LIEK CUTE AND OMFG AND STUFF
SHOULD I SUCK HIS DICK IN EXCHANGE FOR FANCY DINNER?
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 03:04:14 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 03:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
This thread makes me feel ill.
That's because you're not serious about having a good time.
Oh do please explain oh so high and mighty Reverend.
Easy. You don't understand Saturday Night™.
But its wednesday afternoon... :|
What ever happened to Saturday Niiiiiiiiiiiight?!
BUT IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT
I GUESS THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT
AND I SAID BABY, HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH GAS?
1. Trollbear, it's ALWAYS Saturday Night™.
2. Sexyfish, you are DOOMED. Suu has arrived. You may begin groveling now.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
1. Trollbear, it's ALWAYS Saturday Night™.
2. Sexyfish, you are DOOMED. Suu has arrived. You may begin groveling now.
I suppose i should get groovy on the dancefloor then and hospitalize my fellow dancers with my tree trunk like flailing limbs.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:16:29 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
1. Trollbear, it's ALWAYS Saturday Night™.
2. Sexyfish, you are DOOMED. Suu has arrived. You may begin groveling now.
I suppose i should get groovy on the dancefloor then and hospitalize my fellow dancers with my tree trunk like flailing limbs.
Yes.
LMNO has always been a source of inspiration for me in this matter, on account of BIG GAY COWBOY, so I suggest you ask him for guidance in this matter. He has better moves than the late George Jefferson.
SEXYFISH, FOR WHAT DID I GO TO THE STORE TO GET MORE?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 04:14:10 PM
BUT IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT
I GUESS THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT
AND I SAID BABY, HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH GAS?
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING
GET A LITTLE ACTION IN
I have no idea what you are getting at. :|
FIRE IN THE DISCO! FIRE IN THE TACO BELL!
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:25:29 PM
I have no idea what you are getting at. :|
That's because you're one of those secular humanist keep "Bob" out of the classroom liberals.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:26:17 PM
FIRE IN THE DISCO! FIRE IN THE TACO BELL!
DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WE KEEP STARTING FIRES?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:27:58 PM
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WE KEEP STARTING FIRES?
IT'S MY DESIRE!
IT'S MY DESIRE!
DANGER!
DANGER!
HIGH VOLTAGE!
*ahem*
Step aside, let the man go through.
Let the man go through.
"All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts, and they're coming round the track to haunt me. When she looks at me and laughs I remind her of the facts, I'm the king of rock'n roll completely."
If I stole
Somebody else's wave
To fly up.
If I rose up
Up with the avenue
Behind me.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:33:07 PM
"All my lazy teenage boasts are now high precision ghosts, and they're coming round the track to haunt me. When she looks at me and laughs I remind her of the facts, I'm the king of rock'n roll completely."
What the fuck are you talking about?
THERE ARE FORMS TO OBSERVE, HERE. TRADITIONS TO UPHOLD.
CHUMP CHANGE AND IT'S ON
SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 04:34:16 PM
CHUMP CHANGE AND IT'S ON
SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO THE MEZZANINE.
Oh, and have I mentioned that
I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS
no handlebars.
no handlebars.
SexyFish:
Sittin' down by my window,
Honey, lookin' out at the rain.
Oh, Lord, Lord, sittin' down by my window,
Baby, lookin' out at the rain.
Somethin' came along, grabbed a hold of me, honey,
And it felt just like a ball and chain.
Honey, that's exactly what it felt like,
Honey, just dragging me down.
And I say, oh, whoa, whoa, now hon', tell me why,
Why does every single little tiny thing I hold on to go wrong ?
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
Are you mentally ill? Just asking.
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na
I think he's brain damaged or something. He can't seem to keep up.
ITS 40 BELOW AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I GOT A HEATER IN MY TRUCK
AND I'M OFF TO THE RODEO
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:41:22 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
Are you mentally ill? Just asking.
I wouldn't be surprised if i was a bit loopy im the fruit shoot.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:44:19 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
Trollbear:
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Sha na na na, sha na na na na,
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a job Sha na na na, sha na na na na
I think he's brain damaged or something. He can't seem to keep up.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:45:09 PM
ITS 40 BELOW AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I GOT A HEATER IN MY TRUCK
AND I'M OFF TO THE RODEO
WELL HERE COMES JOHNNY WITH HIS PECKER IN HIS HAND
HE'S A ONE BALL MAN
AND HE'S OFF TO THE RODEO!
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
YOU CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL
YOU TURNED ME OUT
AND NOW I CAN'T TURN BACK
I HOLD MY BREATH
BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECT
BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF AIR
AND IT'S NOT FAIR
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
Its amazing how naturally i can make myself feel high.
Im laughing my ass off to myself.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:37:32 PM
SexyFish:
Sittin' down by my window,
Honey, lookin' out at the rain.
Oh, Lord, Lord, sittin' down by my window,
Baby, lookin' out at the rain.
Somethin' came along, grabbed a hold of me, honey,
And it felt just like a ball and chain.
Honey, that's exactly what it felt like,
Honey, just dragging me down.
And I say, oh, whoa, whoa, now hon', tell me why,
Why does every single little tiny thing I hold on to go wrong ?
cute i don't know if this was a question or notQuote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 04:08:02 PM
DEAR SEXYFISH
SO LIEK I'M DATING THIS GUY AND LIEK HE'S REALLY AWESUM AND LIEK CUTE AND OMFG AND STUFF
SHOULD I SUCK HIS DICK IN EXCHANGE FOR FANCY DINNER?
yeah i would if you really love him!!Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
1. Trollbear, it's ALWAYS Saturday Night™.
2. Sexyfish, you are DOOMED. Suu has arrived. You may begin groveling now.
what do you mean dokky?!Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:18:26 PM
SEXYFISH, FOR WHAT DID I GO TO THE STORE TO GET MORE?
I HAVE NO IDEA EGGS AND MILK????
SHE'LL TURN HER MUSIC ON
YOU WON'T HAVE TO THINK TWICE
SHE'S PURE AS NEW YORK SNOW
SHE GOT SAMMY DAVIS EYES
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
Gotta get down on friday.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
SINNERMAN...
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Mission = Complete!
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Mission = Complete!
And you totally fucked up the game.
You don't just randomly yell out song lyrics. You're supposed to follow the pattern.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:58:25 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Mission = Complete!
And you totally fucked up the game.
You don't just randomly yell out song lyrics. You're supposed to follow the pattern.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:00:24 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:58:25 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Mission = Complete!
And you totally fucked up the game.
You don't just randomly yell out song lyrics. You're supposed to follow the pattern.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!
:facepalm:
This is why we can't have nice things.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:01:30 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:00:24 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:58:25 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:57:32 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:39:22 PM
Hot dog, jumping frog, albuquerque
:argh!:
Irritating song is stuck in my head.
EARWORM SURGERY IS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW!
Mission = Complete!
And you totally fucked up the game.
You don't just randomly yell out song lyrics. You're supposed to follow the pattern.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!
:facepalm:
This is why we can't have nice things.
I just saved your game by simply doing as you asked.
Now continue if you may, there is little other reason for this thread.
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:03:37 PM
I just saved your game by simply doing as you asked.
NO, YOU DUMBASS.
The next song in that particular pattern was
Like a Virgin, by Madonna.
How is that not fucking obvious?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
No problem, i am truly behaving as best as i can but at the end of the day i am still trollbear.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:05:19 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:03:37 PM
I just saved your game by simply doing as you asked.
NO, YOU DUMBASS.
The next song in that particular pattern was Like a Virgin, by Madonna.
How is that not fucking obvious?
I suppose you must start singing that now in order for this thread to survive.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
Yep.
And that was the first one we got going in months.
I fucking hate people.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:05:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
Yep.
And that was the first one we got going in months.
I fucking hate people.
Me too, we have so much in common.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:07:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:05:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
Yep.
And that was the first one we got going in months.
I fucking hate people.
Me too, we have so much in common.
Go fuck up another thread, asshole. Jesus.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:08:30 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:07:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:05:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:03:59 PM
NICE JOB BREAKING IT, DUMMY.
Yep.
And that was the first one we got going in months.
I fucking hate people.
Me too, we have so much in common.
Go fuck up another thread, asshole. Jesus.
Be careful what you wish for.
Your wish is my command! *Claps hands twice and disspears somewhere else*
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
Holier
TM than thou.
And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:41:52 PM
And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.
I also perform miracles.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
Only before HIMEOBS.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
I've met Suu IRL. She is not fat.
You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".
Suu is also a fucking rock n roller. You, sir, are not.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:45:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:41:52 PM
And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how I got pregnant.
I also perform miracles.
And you lied about those ovaries.
They're full of ball bearings.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
LOL you're funny and kinda weird!
i'm not a wannabe 16 year old i actually am lol my birthday is soon sort of <333
i'm not trolling either, literally every member on every site i join thinks i'm a troll but i guarantee i'm not lol trolling is mean
i'm too young to really have a career of any sort.
i applied for like 3 jobs this summer but no one called back so sigh :'c
and yay for not being fat i'm not either! (:
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
Only before HIMEOBS.
Excuse me while i go into a corner and cry.
Boo-hoo.
Wait,
Did the pregnancy occur before or after I accidentally your junk at the bar during karaoke?
Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
I've met Suu IRL. She is not fat.
You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".
Suu is also a fucking rock n roller. You, sir, are not.
oh yes 120 pounds of pure obesity yummmmm
lol i like pop more than rock~!!
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:49:51 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
Saying you are not fat so implies that you are.
I've met Suu IRL. She is not fat.
You, on the other hand, reek of "obese basement dweller".
Suu is also a fucking rock n roller. You, sir, are not.
oh yes 120 pounds of pure obesity yummmmm
lol i like pop more than rock~!!
I was talking to trollbear, kid.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:49:01 PM
Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.
No one cares.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Careful now, you dont want to rile up sexyfish.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:47:57 PM
Wait,
Did the pregnancy occur before or after I accidentally your junk at the bar during karaoke?
Was that you?
I thought it was Richter. I was all fucked up on pills.
No, I'm talking about now.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Careful now, you dont want to rile up sexyfish.
Oh, but I do.
Because then Suu will go after HER instead of ME.
She still hasn't forgiven me for the swamp yankee thing.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:49:01 PM
Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.
No one cares.
I do.
Because I love people.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:47:57 PM
Wait,
Did the pregnancy occur before or after I accidentally your junk at the bar during karaoke?
Was that you?
I thought it was Richter. I was all fucked up on pills.
No, I'm talking about now.
I don't remember, I was tanked. There was Louie Armstrong and Tainted Love.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:52:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:49:01 PM
Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.
No one cares.
I do.
Because I love people.
Loving and caring is the greatest gift every granted the evolutionary mutant reject of mankind.
And should be valued highly. You know what? You're not so bad after all.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:56:22 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:52:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:49:01 PM
Im not intentionally trolling, just responding badly to negativity in my quest to be a civil member and fit into unfamiliar surroundings.
No one cares.
I do.
Because I love people.
Loving and caring is the greatest gift every granted the evolutionary mutant reject of mankind.
And should be valued highly. You know what? You're not so bad after all.
Yeah. About that.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Careful now, you dont want to rile up sexyfish.
Oh, but I do.
Because then Suu will go after HER instead of ME.
She still hasn't forgiven me for the swamp yankee thing.
lol suu reminds me of one of those like biker momsQuote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
o k homie
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Careful now, you dont want to rile up sexyfish.
Oh, but I do.
Because then Suu will go after HER instead of ME.
She still hasn't forgiven me for the swamp yankee thing.
Rile up?
Oh darlin', I'm just getting warmed up.
If it wasn't for the fact I have to work, you know, when I work, I would be more exciting.
AND THE PRINCIPALITY IS PLANNING A NEW ATTACK, BY THE BY. :crankey:
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:58:37 PM
AND THE PRINCIPALITY IS PLANNING A NEW ATTACK, BY THE BY. :crankey:
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT UP THE MOUNTAIN!
THERE'S NO AIR HERE!
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Hush. Sexyfish is "special".
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:00:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Hush. Sexyfish is "special".
Tell me about it.
Ive been trying to get her off my back since i met her yet she still clings on like some blood sucking parasite.
(No offence meant sexyfish)
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:00:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Hush. Sexyfish is "special".
"You...you....BIKERMOM! You're FAT!"
/
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/BarkingCarnival/myspace.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:58:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 05:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
also using huge ass words does not make you more superior than me silly[/b]
No, being Suu makes her superior to you.
Careful now, you dont want to rile up sexyfish.
Oh, but I do.
Because then Suu will go after HER instead of ME.
She still hasn't forgiven me for the swamp yankee thing.
Rile up?
Oh darlin', I'm just getting warmed up.
If it wasn't for the fact I have to work, you know, when I work, I would be more exciting.
AND THE PRINCIPALITY IS PLANNING A NEW ATTACK, BY THE BY. :crankey:
lol you are sooo bad!!Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
yes those badass momma's with the tattoos and deep growly voicesQuote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:00:44 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:59:28 PM
Biker moms? :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Hush. Sexyfish is "special".
Tell me about it.
Ive been trying to get her off my back since i met her yet she still clings on like some blood sucking parasite.
(No offence meant sexyfish)
lol ily harvey
*yawn*
I just sewed an entire dress since I started posting in this thread.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 06:20:39 PM
*yawn*
I just sewed an entire dress since I started posting in this thread.
Biker Moms: Sewing Middle Ages Period Dresses Near YOU!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:21:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 06:20:39 PM
*yawn*
I just sewed an entire dress since I started posting in this thread.
Biker Moms: Sewing Middle Ages Period Dresses Near YOU!
Aren't they into fencing, too?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:23:01 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:21:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 06:20:39 PM
*yawn*
I just sewed an entire dress since I started posting in this thread.
Biker Moms: Sewing Middle Ages Period Dresses Near YOU!
Aren't they into fencing, too?
Why, yes. Every biker chick I've ever seen has worn an epee.
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:34:15 PM
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
That does it.
I'm getting into the cactus tonight.
NONE FOR YOU.
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
:lulz: :argh!:
:POPCORN:
Roger and cactus in combination is always something awesome to behold.
Quote from: Pixie on July 25, 2012, 06:40:23 PM
:POPCORN:
Roger and cactus in combination is always something awesome to behold.
:digtbk:
Dear unsexyfish:
The callgirls are crawling under the table, and I suspect Jesus doesn't save the guys in the tower of Babel. What do?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:47:42 PM
Dear unsexyfish:
The callgirls are crawling under the table, and I suspect Jesus doesn't save the guys in the tower of Babel. What do?
unsexyfish.. lol clever
uhm you should type in a fashion that i can understand~~~ (:
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]
BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:47:42 PM
Dear unsexyfish:
The callgirls are crawling under the table, and I suspect Jesus doesn't save the guys in the tower of Babel. What do?
unsexyfish.. lol clever
uhm you should type in a fashion that i can understand~~~ (:
I think she's trying to say:
Junkie angels,
The closet's always stacked
see the dealer in the basement
making your prescription for
a brand new heart attack.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]
BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.
BAIL WHAT
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]
BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.
BAIL WHAT
Another hopeless case. :horrormirth:
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.
It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.
It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.
Way to throw her under the bus, dude.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:07:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.
It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.
Way to throw her under the bus, dude.
I have the bus timetable sheet to boot.
But the thing you must understand is that it is excruciatingly painful to act in a hearless way towards a "lady" due to my gentlemanly ways but when you are constantly bombarded with that kind of unwanted attention it grates on you and eventually i became desensitized to being mean to her.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 07:08:41 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.
But you can't TELL kids that, Freeky. They have to learn it the hard way, a little concrete scraping, maybe, or some scars, or that guy with the sports car. So, you know, save your breath...Because there's no air here, and she wouldn't listen anyway, because she CAN'T listen, because she's a teenager in the 21st century and she already knows everything and that everything happens to someone else.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:11:14 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:07:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.
It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.
Way to throw her under the bus, dude.
I have the bus timetable sheet to boot.
:lulz:
Okay, that one was
good.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:58:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:38:02 PM
HEY SEXYFISH:
In a wire mesh cage with a twelve gauge. Radio - we're coming fast
Ooh, I need to feel some hardened steel, deliver the big money deal
Of the armoured guard here's what I heard
I'll tell you that he will no matter what you feel
The hardest part of the armoured guard
Big man of steel behind the steering wheel
Twenty five tons of hardened steel deliver the big money deal
BIEBER CAN'T DO DAT
i'm sure he could if he tried! :]
BAIL. NOW.
BEFORE YOUR LIFE BECOMES A SERIES OF HORRIBLE DISAPPOINTMENTS.
BAIL WHAT
Another hopeless case. :horrormirth:
sigh lolQuote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
LOL wow you're a sweetheart
anyways i don't think i'm sexy, it's a username that i have at FG that someone
picked for me so i just use it for other forums kQuote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:01:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 06:59:19 PM
Look, child, I'm not going to call an immature, twerpy, 16 year old girl "sexy" anything, particularly when you seem to be moderately uneducated. I find you to be a typical vapid and shallow twunt, which makes me disinclined even more.
So answer my question. WHAT DO?
I wish she didn't follow me here, anybody would think she arrived here by smuggling herself in my suitcase just so we wouldn't be separated.
It just serves as a embarrassment, terrible of me to say but its true.
LOL i didn't follow you
cris brought up this website so i was like hm might as well join then like a few
hours later you made your leaving thread and that's when i checked back and
saw that i was approved holllaaa
but if you want to believe i did, then ok yes i did follow you here qt xoxo
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 07:08:41 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
Yeah, I think that's what I'm trying to say.
But you can't TELL kids that, Freeky. They have to learn it the hard way, a little concrete scraping, maybe, or some scars, or that guy with the sports car. So, you know, save your breath...Because there's no air here, and she wouldn't listen anyway, because she CAN'T listen, because she's a teenager in the 21st century and she already knows everything and that everything happens to someone else.
Good thing we're all dead here. Suffocation is a horrible, terrifying way to go.
Too bad we can't always convince ourselves we don't need to breathe, though.
Lunch time. I was about to ask what I missed, but I assume nothing. Going to find food, and back to work.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 07:23:03 PM
Lunch time. I was about to ask what I missed, but I assume nothing. Going to find food, and back to work.
Um, I thought I did a pretty good job of explaining things. :sad:
Oh, not you, Roger.
I just saw 16 new posts and my brain broke at the thought. I'll go back and see if anything Sexyfish has merit, or at least for the lulz.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 07:25:36 PM
Oh, not you, Roger.
I just saw 16 new posts and my brain broke at the thought. I'll go back and see if anything Sexyfish has merit, or at least for the lulz.
Not particularly. I'm still awaiting a glimmer of intelligence.
Or manners.
Goddamn kids.
okay sorry i'm only 16 but usually most forums i
join have members that aren't all like 30+ lol
The Littlest Ubermensch was about 15 when he signed up, and didn't have to apologize for being a vapid bint.
And let's not forget about our Prezitator, Fred. I miss her, sometimes.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
okay sorry i'm only 16 but usually most forums i
join have members that aren't all like 30+ lol
This is Discordia not Happy Fun Giggle Time!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 07:41:54 PM
The Littlest Ubermensch was about 15 when he signed up, and didn't have to apologize for being a vapid bint.
And let's not forget about our Prezitator, Fred. I miss her, sometimes.
Debbil Squirrel was what, 12, when she joined? Never had this problem with her. But then she grew up and married a juggalo.
:sadbanana:
For realsies?
Is sad.
Nobody actually beliebes this person is 16 right? My gut tells me 40 year old unemployed stock broker.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 07:49:36 PM
For realsies?
Is sad.
For reals.
And Fred is still our Little Girl, no matter WHAT she says. She was busy trying to tell me that YES, she's allowed to have a really serious boyfriend thing because she's 23 years old now or some such rubbish. But I set her straight.
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:50:38 PM
Nobody actually beliebes this person is 16 right? My gut tells me 40 year old unemployed stock broker.
Fizzy Grizzly has been debating that for as long as I've been there.
Either she's the biggest ditz I've ever met, or the biggest GENIUS of a troll I've seen since Timmy the Dying Boy.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
okay sorry i'm only 16 but usually most forums i
join have members that aren't all like 30+ lol
At 16, most bipeds have the sense not to walk into someone's living room, drop their pants, and shit on the coffee table.
At the moment, there's not much going on, so, some of us are content to watch you make an ass of yourself while we poke you with sticks. It won't last.
What you should be asking yourself is this... What do you want, here?
Are you here to be a part of the forum? Clean up your act, and at least pretend to be a reasonably mature human.
Are you here to fuck with and upset people? You are in the WRONG place for that, it's like packing sand to bring to the beach.
Are you here to look like a jackass and be viewed as an immature twit with cotton between her ears? Go on as you are, you'll get responses until we get bored with it. But, at least try to be more original, you're already getting boring.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
okay sorry i'm only 16 but usually most forums i
join have members that aren't all like 30+ lol
Your age only goes so far in explaining your behavior.
Let's see here...
TGG is 16, and I would never refer to her as "child." She is neither vapid nor shallow, and I am proud that she calls me family.
Remington was 16 when he joined up. He's one of the smartest mo'fuckers I've ever met over the interbutts.
Dr. Semaj (rest his soul?) was 16 when he left us, and I would have pegged him for in his mid twenties, at least.
There's probably loads more, but I forget.
The rest are a mix of twenty-somethings and over thirty. Not a single one of us are as moronic as you, Deadfish.
Btw, Fred would be 24 now. She's the same age as me.
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 07:41:54 PM
The Littlest Ubermensch was about 15 when he signed up, and didn't have to apologize for being a vapid bint.
And let's not forget about our Prezitator, Fred. I miss her, sometimes.
Here's my take on it, LMNO. The problem is recruitment. Sexyfish here came from FG. Those of us who were kids when we stumbled across PD on our own, were, for the most part, intellectually-inclined and eager to learn.
Now, Sexyfish, that's not to say you aren't, and after all, we have cris as an example of a FG member who came in and fit right in. The issue about age here. It's about intellectual curiosity. Now, I haven't read all of your posts here, but if your corpus is much like what I saw of you at FG then, you probably aren't showing anyone that you are. But of course, that can be overcome, but you have to want to.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
When will the mass baiting massacre of sexyfish's seemingly innocent and imbecile like behaviour stop all these respectable members falling into her elaborate trap?
Ti's' madness i tell ya'!
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
When will the mass baiting massacre of sexyfish's seemingly innocent and imbecile like behaviour stop all these respectable members falling into her elaborate trap?
Ti's' madness i tell ya'!
And then Bear was a Doktor.
At 16 I was already a 40 year old fat tattooed biker mom.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
At 16 I was already a 40 year old fat tattooed biker mom.
No, you were a 40 year old fat guy.
I remember these things.
Oh yeah, about the same time I was an 18-year-old lingere model.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 08:05:02 PM
Oh yeah, about the same time I was an 18-year-old lingere model.
I enjoyed those days. Not just for :fap:, but, well... okay, mostly for :fap:
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:50:38 PM
Nobody actually beliebes this person is 16 right? My gut tells me 40 year old unemployed stock broker.
lol i don't know how i can prove to you that i'm actually 16.
if i am some 40 yr old man living in my parents basement, then
i must really not have a life because i've been the exact same
since i joined friendcodes.com in june of 2009.Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:52:44 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:50:38 PM
Nobody actually beliebes this person is 16 right? My gut tells me 40 year old unemployed stock broker.
Fizzy Grizzly has been debating that for as long as I've been there.
Either she's the biggest ditz I've ever met, or the biggest GENIUS of a troll I've seen since Timmy the Dying Boy.
both probQuote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
okay sorry i'm only 16 but usually most forums i
join have members that aren't all like 30+ lol
At 16, most bipeds have the sense not to walk into someone's living room, drop their pants, and shit on the coffee table.
At the moment, there's not much going on, so, some of us are content to watch you make an ass of yourself while we poke you with sticks. It won't last.
What you should be asking yourself is this... What do you want, here?
Are you here to be a part of the forum? Clean up your act, and at least pretend to be a reasonably mature human.
Are you here to fuck with and upset people? You are in the WRONG place for that, it's like packing sand to bring to the beach.
Are you here to look like a jackass and be viewed as an immature twit with cotton between her ears? Go on as you are, you'll get responses until we get bored with it. But, at least try to be more original, you're already getting boring.
lol i'm not making an ass of myself.
this is who i am and have always been, if you don't like me try to ignore me
because i'm not doing anything wrong (-:Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 07:41:54 PM
The Littlest Ubermensch was about 15 when he signed up, and didn't have to apologize for being a vapid bint.
And let's not forget about our Prezitator, Fred. I miss her, sometimes.
Here's my take on it, LMNO. The problem is recruitment. Sexyfish here came from FG. Those of us who were kids when we stumbled across PD on our own, were, for the most part, intellectually-inclined and eager to learn.
Now, Sexyfish, that's not to say you aren't, and after all, we have cris as an example of a FG member who came in and fit right in. The issue about age here. It's about intellectual curiosity. Now, I haven't read all of your posts here, but if your corpus is much like what I saw of you at FG then, you probably aren't showing anyone that you are. But of course, that can be overcome, but you have to want to.
who are you at fg!?
Quotelol i'm not making an ass of myself.
:lulz:
Quotethis is who i am and have always been
Oh, geez, I'm so sorry to hear that. I think they make a cream for that, now.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
Quotelol i'm not making an ass of myself.
:lulz:
Quotethis is who i am and have always been
Oh, geez, I'm so sorry to hear that. I think they make a cream for that, now.
no i'm pretty sure i would have heard about it
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 08:05:02 PM
Oh yeah, about the same time I was an 18-year-old lingere model.
We were so sexy.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
who are you at fg!?
That's easily inferred, if you try hard enough. But also irrelevant. The simple fact of the matter is, if you have no intention of understanding
why people are reacting to you the way they are, your stay will be neither pleasant nor beneficial.
Personally, I don't believe you are anything more than what you claim, and you're right, there's nothing wrong with that. However, if that's all you ever are, then there is something wrong with that. And you have a choice in the matter.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
who are you at fg!?
That's easily inferred, if you try hard enough. But also irrelevant. The simple fact of the matter is, if you have no intention of understanding why people are reacting to you the way they are, your stay will be neither pleasant nor beneficial.
Personally, I don't believe you are anything more than what you claim, and you're right, there's nothing wrong with that. However, if that's all you ever are, then there is something wrong with that. And you have a choice in the matter.
are you active?
because i'm like the only active female member there lol
no i understand why they're being like this, most people act the same~~
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
who are you at fg!?
That's easily inferred, if you try hard enough. But also irrelevant. The simple fact of the matter is, if you have no intention of understanding why people are reacting to you the way they are, your stay will be neither pleasant nor beneficial.
Personally, I don't believe you are anything more than what you claim, and you're right, there's nothing wrong with that. However, if that's all you ever are, then there is something wrong with that. And you have a choice in the matter.
are you active?
because i'm like the only active female member there lol
no i understand why they're being like this, most people act the same~~
Again, irrelevant.
I'm not so sure you do. Or maybe you do, but then, if you've been divorced 9 times, maybe its you. But I'm certainly interested in discuss this with you, so let's talk about it.
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
who are you at fg!?
That's easily inferred, if you try hard enough. But also irrelevant. The simple fact of the matter is, if you have no intention of understanding why people are reacting to you the way they are, your stay will be neither pleasant nor beneficial.
Personally, I don't believe you are anything more than what you claim, and you're right, there's nothing wrong with that. However, if that's all you ever are, then there is something wrong with that. And you have a choice in the matter.
are you active?
because i'm like the only active female member there lol
no i understand why they're being like this, most people act the same~~
Again, irrelevant.
I'm not so sure you do. Or maybe you do, but then, if you've been divorced 9 times, maybe its you. But I'm certainly interested in discuss this with you, so let's talk about it.
lol i've never been divorced!
i'm too young to get married!Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
awehh i like you (-:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
She's your problem now.
You have my deepest sympathies.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
She's your problem now.
You have my deepest sympathies.
Meh, I've lost interest. It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
She's your problem now.
You have my deepest sympathies.
Meh, I've lost interest. It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.
Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
She's your problem now.
You have my deepest sympathies.
Meh, I've lost interest. It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.
Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.
Meh.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:05:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 08:58:34 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
It's totally them and their problem, not because you're an intolerable twat waffle.
She's your problem now.
You have my deepest sympathies.
Meh, I've lost interest. It doesn't squeak enough when I chew on it.
Sexyfish is like a facehugger, once she latches onto your face with a kind word or comment there is no getting rid of her until she is good and ready.
Meh.
Look at how psychologically damaged it left me.
I'm a wreck.
harvey why are you so obsessed with me?
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
This twerp? Naw. :lol: I have disdain for her, but that doesn't cost me any stress or energy, neither of which I have to spare on her.
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet
This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
You got better.
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.
I was an insufferable, mentally unstable twat.
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:34:30 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet
This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.
okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lolQuote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.
:') i l yyyyQuote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.
ew you disgust meQuote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
never said it was, homeboy
I have a confession.
I am 16.
I hate republicans as well.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:51:28 PM
I hate republicans as well.
I hate everything about politics no matter where its from.
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:34:30 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet
This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.
okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lol
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.
:') i l yyyy
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.
ew you disgust me
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
never said it was, homeboy
You're adorable. :lol:
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:49:36 PM
I have a confession.
I am 16.
TWINS! (:Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:51:28 PM
I hate republicans as well.
well i hate you )':Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:54:18 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:49:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:34:30 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
i appreciate the compliment sweetie but i'm not a troll lol
i'm just an enthusiastic girl who happens to like being on
the internet
This would be the trite part and could use some tweaking.
okay well it's true so i don't know how to change it lol
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:35:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
I think that's a question for SexyFish, SexyFish.
Hey, no ones letting this amazingly-awesome-yet-somehow-very-trite troll get to them, are they?
Because I have seen the PD, and I have witnessed its glory, and yea verily I have seen lesser trolls weep.
Sexyfish is a mysteriously wondrous and deadly beast of a troll, i almost at times feel the deep pangs of jealousy but i still feel reassured that i do a damn better job than she does even if nobody realizes it or appreciates it.
:') i l yyyy
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 09:42:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
I was 16, but also a semipinealist iirc.
And I was a snot-nosed kid version of whatever I am now. But I listened to better music, got the hots for guys I actually KNEW and hated republicans.
ew you disgust me
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Wasn't Idem 16?
Fuck, wasn't CAIN about 16 when he joined?
Sorry. 16 is no excuse.
never said it was, homeboy
You're adorable. :lol:
;o) no u r
o_-
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
It's sad. :cry:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:13:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
It's sad. :cry:
Its a epic tale that could qualify for a stephen spielburg film.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:13:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
It's sad. :cry:
It's like
Don Quixote, only he's tilting at a 45 year old beardo dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:18:27 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:13:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
It's sad. :cry:
It's like Don Quixote, only he's tilting at a 45 year old beardo dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit.
I was
bored, dammit. :lulz:
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
Wait.
All I did was tell her about Tucson, Portland, and Providence. About a billion pages back.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:27:01 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
Wait.
All I did was tell her about Tucson, Portland, and Providence. About a billion pages back.
I am totally not talking about you.
I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. :lol:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. :lol:
So, trying to tell some twerp how to not become a pariah before realizing that they don't really want to be a part of a community is laughable? That's it?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?
If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. :lulz:
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
This is what I was talking about.
No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.
I need to work Seguin into the mythos.
It's that horrible.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. :lol:
So, trying to tell some twerp how to not become a pariah before realizing that they don't really want to be a part of a community is laughable? That's it?
If you're telling an almost-16-year-old how not to be a pariah by being
derogatory, it means that somehow you consider her to be at your own maturity level, despite all evidence that she's not. That's cringetastic.
Just saying that in general, I espouse the ethic of cutting a kid some slack, and of baiting the shit out of trolls. There isn't really a useful middle ground IMO.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
This is what I was talking about.
No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.
It's what you'd say to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.
TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:59:38 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:56:02 PM
One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.
And everybody died.
The end.
When will the mass baiting massacre of sexyfish's seemingly innocent and imbecile like behaviour stop all these respectable members falling into her elaborate trap?
Ti's' madness i tell ya'!
Basically, I was thirding this sentiment. For the record.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
This is what I was talking about.
No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.
It's what you'd say to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.
TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.
Like I said, they all died. :(
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:35:45 PM
I need to work Seguin into the mythos.
It's that horrible.
Yes, it is.
And our horrible is compressed into a much smaller area, in hazardous concentrations.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:37:45 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
It's Tucson, Sexyfish. It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside. It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do. It's the detective crying into his whiskey. It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19.
Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.
And then it could be Portland, you know? It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs. Oh, yes. Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.
But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.
So, yeah. That might be what she's trying to say.
This is what I was talking about.
No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.
It's what you'd say to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.
TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.
Like I said, they all died. :(
IS SAD. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.
I'M NOT A TROLL OK LOL WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE ITQuote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?
If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. :lulz:
what makes you think i'm developmentally disabled?Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
i'm not a kid or a troll though lol i'm a teenager (-:Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:34:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.
not mildly retarded, i'm taking ap bio my senior yearrrr hollaQuote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:54:45 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.
who is PKLS!? 16
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:54:45 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.
Sometimes they're hopeless.
But at that age, you gotta give them a chance before writing them off. TGG got a raft of shit when she first started posting, and TGGR, rest his soul, almost went papa-bear. TGG was younger, sure, but she also had a pretty massive head-start in the intellect and critical thinking departments compared to your average kid.
Or, she's a brilliant troll. :lulz:
Quote from: SexyFish on July 26, 2012, 12:03:02 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.
I'M NOT A TROLL OK LOL WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IT
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?
If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. :lulz:
what makes you think i'm developmentally disabled?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
i'm not a kid or a troll though lol i'm a teenager (-:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:34:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.
not mildly retarded, i'm taking ap bio my senior yearrrr holla
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:54:45 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.
who is PKLS!? 16
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=4613
Quote from: PrincessKLS on March 12, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
Cain, I haven't stalked you for 2 years, in fact we did get along at some point while you were at mysticwicks and I did think for a time that you could've right but some point I realized how wrong you were.
And for tha t I spent 8 months obsessing over Kanye West, but I think you for thaat because I realized after soul searching both men were right for me somehow, I love them both now :)
I knew them both in 2 seperate past lives and heck me and William have the love of his music in common, he did perform at the Concert for Diana event.
I see good in William, I just wished you did.
Cain your aura is fascinating to me, I have feeling sometime in this life we'll meet, but I don't want to you :(
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 26, 2012, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 26, 2012, 12:03:02 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.
I'M NOT A TROLL OK LOL WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IT
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:26:22 PM
Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.
If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?
If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. :lulz:
what makes you think i'm developmentally disabled?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
i'm not a kid or a troll though lol i'm a teenager (-:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:34:47 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.
not mildly retarded, i'm taking ap bio my senior yearrrr holla
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 11:54:45 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 11:31:59 PM
Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"
:horrormirth:
Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!
Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath. It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.
She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.
who is PKLS!? 16
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=4613
ooh
reading some of her posts we're nothing alike?
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Great suggestion!
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
whoa that's so groovy!this is so fun lol
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Quote from: cris on July 26, 2012, 03:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Worse. He's an upside down person.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: cris on July 26, 2012, 03:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Worse. He's an upside down person.
Oh please, the upside-down guy is so 2011.
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:38:53 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: cris on July 26, 2012, 03:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Worse. He's an upside down person.
Oh please, the upside-down guy is so 2011.
Wrong meme.
I'll explain tomorrow. I am being attacked by a blond-haired tonsil-sucker, and I have to take steps to defend myself.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:39:55 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:38:53 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: cris on July 26, 2012, 03:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Worse. He's an upside down person.
Oh please, the upside-down guy is so 2011.
Wrong meme.
I'll explain tomorrow. I am being attacked by a blond-haired tonsil-sucker, and I have to take steps to defend myself.
Your wife?
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:49:47 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:39:55 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:38:53 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: cris on July 26, 2012, 03:33:30 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 26, 2012, 03:29:06 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on July 26, 2012, 03:26:52 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 02:51:02 AM
You should try that magenta with a purple glow, like this.
Dude.
DUDE.
Is that a vbulletin mod? And if it is, where did you get it?
No. SMF. vbulletin is for communists.
Well, we happen to have a communist website. Our dictator is a dick.
Worse. He's an upside down person.
Oh please, the upside-down guy is so 2011.
Wrong meme.
I'll explain tomorrow. I am being attacked by a blond-haired tonsil-sucker, and I have to take steps to defend myself.
Your wife?
So she says.
The sad, sad thing is that Pink (or SexyFish, whatever you wanna call her) is a proven, real 16 year old girl. We've seen her Facebook.
I'm hanging on to the faint hope she's a troll. Considering that I've witnessed her doing her thing for the best part of two years and she's been consistently blonde the entire way through, I'm not optimistic.
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 06:34:48 PM
The sad, sad thing is that Pink (or SexyFish, whatever you wanna call her) is a proven, real 16 year old girl. We've seen her Facebook.
Not proof. I'm friends with Elvis and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on Facebook. And they have pictures and everything.
Hundreds of friends, tagged in pics, seen her wall, seen it all.
Still not proof.
Kids these days, you just don't know how to be properly paranoid.
1. Do you have any proof her FB account and her FG account are operated by the same person? Get her to send the same message from both.
2. Do you have any proof her account is not a "clone account" which has been used to fool her friends and steal her online identity? Check for other people with the same or similar names.
3. Do you have any proof her account has not been compromised by a third party and she has been locked out?
4. Do you have any proof her friends actually exist? Done over a long enough period, one person can easily make half a dozen accounts, control them, cross post, tag photos and then recruit more friends based on that fake profile. The MissScribe fiasco on Livejournal is excellent proof that this can be done.
5. Can you be entirely sure that you or any of your friends, internet colleagues or sites you frequent are not the target of state intelligence gathering operations? Note: your list of internet colleagues includes Roger and myself. Sockpuppet management software allows a single person to control thousands of accounts.
And all of this is just off the top of my head.
Quote from: Cain on September 06, 2012, 06:47:45 PM
Still not proof.
Kids these days, you just don't know how to be properly paranoid.
1. Do you have any proof her FB account and her FG account are operated by the same person? Get her to send the same message from both.
2. Do you have any proof her account is not a "clone account" which has been used to fool her friends and steal her online identity? Check for other people with the same or similar names.
3. Do you have any proof her account has not been compromised by a third party and she has been locked out?
4. Do you have any proof her friends actually exist? Done over a long enough period, one person can easily make half a dozen accounts, control them, cross post, tag photos and then recruit more friends based on that fake profile. The MissScribe fiasco on Livejournal is excellent proof that this can be done.
5. Can you be entirely sure that you or any of your friends, internet colleagues or sites you frequent are not the target of state intelligence gathering operations? Note: your list of internet colleagues includes Roger and myself. Sockpuppet management software allows a single person to control thousands of accounts.
And all of this is just off the top of my head.
1 - Done. Verified.
Everything Else - I have no idea.
It'd have to be a pretty fucking elaborate troll, though. She even logs off at her "bed time" and logs in at 6 "before school". The thing controlling the persona would have to be worse than the fat guy who took over WoW in that ep of South Park.
I've seen such sad and desperate acts before.
You should really look into the Miss Scribe saga. She was the absolute master at using sockpuppets for self-promotion, and even to this day, no-one is sure exactly how many fake accounts she had.
Remember this thread LOL
I'm 17 now
I don't remember this thread, and, apparently, I was posting in it and everything.
Oh. I see I didn't miss anything of value.
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2013, 04:21:05 PM
I don't remember this thread, and, apparently, I was posting in it and everything.
Oh. I see I didn't miss anything of value.
:lol: Nope.
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 04:50:09 PM
what do you mean dokky?!
Suu could snap you in half, just by flexing her falopian tubes.
Ho ho! You're in for it now, kid!
lol probably, is she fat?
Listen now your parasitic excuse for a lifeform emanating from somewhere on this planet,
My fallopian tubes flexing don't just snap little wannabe 16 year old cuntnugs like you like goddamn Slim Jims, they, in fact, are the glue that are holding together the very internets in which your seething escape from reality takes place.
And people say Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit? Bullshit, I *AM* the Osiris of this shit (that's right, Google 'Osiris' you uneducated fuckwit of modern society) I didn't take a 6 month sabbatical from my internet happy place to allow for fucktards like you and Bearcub to failtroll all up ins. I am a goddamn industry professional of uterus wrestling, my ovaries shoot fucking lead as egg cells out my vagina faster than the goddamn speed of light. I am the alpha and omega of all things regarding mixed beverages and sewing thread.
You can't compete with the sheer amounts of awesome on this board. Just because a couple of you twatbogs got butthurt over us two-stepping our hardcore shit up in your grill doesn't mean you can accomplish anything by even attempting to faze us. We aren't going to mod you, we aren't going to make you cry "uncle", shit, if anything, you'll eventually leave here, defeated, realizing that that you cannot, will not, and should not continue wasting your oxygen while heavily breathing over your keys while trying to stir up a goddamn Discordian board because you have nothing better to do with your time today or any other day. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a fucking big television. (Yep, that's right, Google that too.)
You: Are nothing.
I: Am Everything.
Also: Not fat.
Good day.
-Kaousuu
HolierTM than thou.
I think I'm pregnant now.
(http://i.imgur.com/D56Zd14.jpg)
lol you're all too much ♥
I'm back!!!!
Hi SexyFish!!!
Is it okay that someone moved into hood with plates "MSTRVLR"???
And someone else with mug that says Hillary Clinton is me?
ETA
Because that second one might need to get fucked.
Quote from: minuspace on June 24, 2020, 05:48:36 AM
Hi SexyFish!!!
Is it okay that someone moved into hood with plates "MSTRVLR"???
And someone else with mug that says Hillary Clinton is me?
ETA
Because that second one might need to get fucked.
Not sure what MSTRVLR is supposed to mean.., mister valor?
Not ok with the Hillary Clinton mug !!!!
Quote from: SexyFish on June 24, 2020, 11:37:36 PM
Quote from: minuspace on June 24, 2020, 05:48:36 AM
Hi SexyFish!!!
Is it okay that someone moved into hood with plates "MSTRVLR"???
And someone else with mug that says Hillary Clinton is me?
ETA
Because that second one might need to get fucked.
Not sure what MSTRVLR is supposed to mean.., mister valor?
Not ok with the Hillary Clinton mug !!!!
Word on the street was it may belong to some creep.
Now look what you did, I may have pulled something...
mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action
Fuck, I'm not THAT old
Quote from: axod on June 25, 2020, 02:31:45 AM
mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action
That's mrs. sexyfish to you.
I'm not at all sure what this is all about but it keeps fucking happening apparently so I might as well participate:
When you are a lesbian trans woman but basically present as cis male 100% of the time, look like a bad metal band's bassist dressed up in something that looks sorta like milsurp and sorta like Walmart, broke and only about two weeks out of a solid decade of homelessness, and surrounded by an aura of strangeness so pervasive that total strangers instantly recognize that you're a bad luck charm (over text!)...
how do you find a date in the time of COVID?
Do I use the black one or the red one?
Oh yes
Are you sure?
From a distance, I thought it was a rocket. Then I was all like, no... invasive species. Now I'm all like... wick-less IUD?
ETA: the "U" s for un-exploded