Nacho cheese sauce food cart: all of the dishes are drenched in nacho cheese sauce.
Donut food cart where you can order donut sandwiches, including a donut BLT.
NOW YOU.
GARY BUSEY'S FOOD CART - FUCKING WHATEVER SERVED TO YOU BY GARY BUSEY
PINEAPPLE AND MEAT ON A STICK FOOD CART
BOOZE FOOD CART - FUCK DAY DRINKING STIGMA
BOOZE SOAKED FOOD FOOD CART - BECAUSE EOC IS ALREADY KINDA DRUNK
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.
JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STRONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA
THESE ARE ALL EXCELLENT FOOD CART IDEAS!
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 10:56:03 PM
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.
JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA
STONG SAUCE FOOD CART - YOU BRING THE FOOD, WE DIP IT IN STONG SAUCE.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 19, 2013, 10:58:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 19, 2013, 10:56:03 PM
EVERYTHING IN KEBAB CART.
JELLY AND BANANA KEBAB? WE HAVE IT! EXTRA STONG SAUCE? YOU BETCHA
STONG SAUCE FOOD CART - YOU BRING THE FOOD, WE DIP IT IN STONG SAUCE.
R FOOD CART! YOU SAY WHAT FOOD YOU WANT, WE PUT AN R IN IT
THA FUCK IS STONG SAUCE?
I EDITED MY TYPO
FUCKING Orange Eating Contest Food Cart - you buy in for an UNLIMITED amount of oranges and the vendor calls you a total taintflap until you shit out pure acid.
ENDANGERED SPECIES CART.
No, not actual endagered species, but hamburgers, haggis and hot dogs shaped like blue whales, lions, tigers, bears, oh my and PANDAS.
GRUEL FOOD CART!
HOT GRUEL!
COLD GRUEL!
SWEET GRUEL!
SAVORY GRUEL!
GRUEL SMOOTHIES!
FROZEN GRUEL ON A STICK!
Microtransaction food cart - want a burger? - only $.75 - want a bun for it? - only $.25 - want onions - only $.10 - want ketchup? mustard? relish? mayonnaise - $.05 each. Want french fries? - $1.00 - want them salted? - $.05.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 19, 2013, 11:12:30 PM
Microtransaction food cart - want a burger? - only $.75 - want a bun for it? - only $.25 - want onions - only $.10 - want ketchup? mustard? relish? mayonnaise - $.05 each. Want french fries? - $1.00 - want them salted? - $.05.
Want a basket for you food? That's a nickel. Cup for your beverage? That's a nickel. Sit down to eat it? Nickel per half hour. On a chair? Quarter! On a DELUXE chair? Fifty cents.
Hard-boiled-egg food cart. Nothing but hard-boiled eggs.
Existential angst food cart. No matter what you order, you get an icy gaze of despair.
Internet food cart. No matter what you order, it comes with pictures of cats. Grumpy cat is $.5 extra.
REPEAT REPEAT REPEAT CUSTOMER FOOD CART: Generic, nondescript food cart selling grilled cheese sandwiches and cookies - except everything is made with hemp butter.
Richter's Vindaloo in a waffle cone.
WAFFLE CART! ALL FOOD IS WAFFLES! WAFFLE BURGERS ON WAFFLE BUNS WITH WAFFLE HASH BROWNS ON THE SIDE, OR TRY A WAFFLED CHICKEN OR TUNA SALAD! WHY NOT STOP BY FOR A HAM AND CHEDDAR BREAKFAST WOMLET?
STOP USING ME AS FOOD :argh!:
I would seriously do a waffle food cart if I lost my mind and got a food cart. I'm not even joking. I served nothing but waffles for an 18 person Tuesday Night Dinner. FOR DESERT, FROSTED LEMONADE WAFFLES!
Food Cart Timeshare - You rent the food cart and sell the food until the buzzer rings. NO EATING THE INVENTORY.
Chinese Culture Education Food Cart - Just normal burgers or hot dogs, but you must eat with chop sticks.
Fearless Leader Food Cart - Costs whatever's in your wallet. No food on plate. Napkins extra.
Quote from: V3X on April 19, 2013, 11:59:59 PM
Food Cart Timeshare - You rent the food cart and sell the food until the buzzer rings. NO EATING THE INVENTORY.
Chinese Culture Education Food Cart - Just normal burgers or hot dogs, but you must eat with chop sticks.
Fearless Leader Food Cart - Costs whatever's in your wallet. No food on plate. Napkins extra.
Tea Party/Libertarian Food Cart: Costs whatever the market will bear. No guarantees. No food on plate, you have to wait for the free market to provide your food. Napkins are for socialists, use your sleeve.
I can't really argue with that.
UNLIMITED CALAMARI CART. Calamari BLTs, Calamari burgers, calamari steaks, calamari hot dogs.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 19, 2013, 11:49:34 PM
WAFFLE CART! ALL FOOD IS WAFFLES! WAFFLE BURGERS ON WAFFLE BUNS WITH WAFFLE HASH BROWNS ON THE SIDE, OR TRY A WAFFLED CHICKEN OR TUNA SALAD! WHY NOT STOP BY FOR A HAM AND CHEDDAR BREAKFAST WOMLET?
Improbable as it sounds, Portland has six waffle carts and three waffle windows.
We fucking love waffles here.
Now I need to move to Portland.
THANKS OBAMA!
Posh White Dude Food Carts - for the urban professional who cannot rectify buying working class food.
ALL QUINOA FOOD CARTS - That sounds tasty.
Currywurst Americana - because Currywurst is just not widespread enough in the States.
Gluten Free Anti-Allium Low-Carb Supercrustyfuck Diet Food Cart - your latest prohibitively expensive and health deficient diet craze in food cart form.
What the Hell is This Food Cart Craze Food Cart - we sell food cart themed ties.
Pickled Food Cart - Dill Pickles, Half Sours, Bread and Butter, Sauerkraut, Kimchi, Pickled Eggs, Pickled Peppers, Pickled Onions, Peter Piper Picks A Peck of Pickled Peppers How Many Pickled Peppers Did Peter Piper Pick?
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.
No substitutions.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.
No substitutions.
Is the donut on the side?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.
No substitutions.
Is the donut on the side?
NOPE.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.
No substitutions.
Is the donut on the side?
NOPE.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:19:24 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 06:14:32 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
Waffles with cheese sauce, gravy, cheese curds, french fries, cheese, and a donut cart.
No substitutions.
Is the donut on the side?
NOPE.
:horrormirth:
You cringe, but 99% of Americans would think it was THE BEST THING EVER.
Mountain Dew Code Red Deep Fried on a Stick.
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART
BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2013, 02:30:06 PM
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY FOOD CART
BECAUSE SOMETIMES I REALLY WANT A FUCKING PB AND J SANDWICH LIKE GODDAMN
Portland has two.
I hear they're pretty good.
The food cart thing is a little out of hand, here. I mean, I don't really mind because it makes everywhere I go feel like a carnival, but it can be a little overwhelming. There are apparently over 500 food carts.
The pod by my house has Ethiopian, Mexican, burgers, Filipino, soul, and Mauritian.
Some of the off-the-wall suggestions in this thread would probably fly.
One of the things that I am not so down with is the whole Korean/Mexican fusion craze. I mean, really? Fuck you, Portland. I love you, but fuck you.
CONDIMENT CART. FANCY SALSAS AND MUSTARDS AND CATSUP WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS AND DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF ICING AND A SECRET RECIPE FOR PUTTING ON FRIES TO MAKE THEM DELICIOUS.
SERVED IN TINY PAPER CUPS. PAPER BAG FOR TOSSING FRIES 10 CENTS.
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART
ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!
Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.
MEAT PIE CART!
It is Portland, so
THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART
ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!
Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.
:vom:
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 20, 2013, 05:10:54 PM
MEAT PIE CART!
We have a couple.
We do not, however, have a haggis cart, other than the one that makes appearances at Highland Games events and doesn't appear to exist outside of that context.
Quote from: V3X on April 20, 2013, 05:16:57 PM
It is Portland, so
THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.
Oh my god, I bet that would go over well.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART
ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!
Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.
:vom:
:lulz: I made that one especially for you.
Discordian Food Kart Extravaganza 2013 - BYOK.
Someone arrange this. This thread is fucking wonderful.
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 20, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 20, 2013, 05:06:59 PM
WEIRD-ASS COTTON CANDY FOOD CART
ALL FLAVORS REPRESENTED IN THE MEDIUM OF SPUN SUGAR AT LAST! WE HAVE CHICKEN, CHICKEN AND HERB, KIMCHI, MANGO, SOUR CREAM, AND MORE!
Remember, it's still spun sugar so it's SWEET AS FUCK.
:vom:
:lulz: I made that one especially for you.
:lulz: You know me too well.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 20, 2013, 06:43:49 PM
Discordian Food Kart Extravaganza 2013 - BYOK.
Someone arrange this. This thread is fucking wonderful.
This would be really fucking fun.
So would a plain old Discordian pot luck, for that matter. Johnny Brainwash usedto have those, I wonder whatever happened?
It's almost time for Hot Dogs in the Park, woot!
You probably has carribean food carts.
crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.
bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,
Nothing but giant, fatty, stuffed peppers in tomato sauce. Eaten straight out of your hand.
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 01:48:18 AM
You probably has carribean food carts.
crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.
bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,
This would be GOOD.
Quote from: Alty on April 21, 2013, 01:53:20 AM
Nothing but giant, fatty, stuffed peppers in tomato sauce. Eaten straight out of your hand.
I want that for dinner.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 21, 2013, 02:14:10 AM
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 01:48:18 AM
You probably has carribean food carts.
crumpets, tea and toast cart, with many selections of things you can put on toast. crumpets, malt loaf and stuff.
bacon sandwiches with HP sauce also optional,
This would be GOOD.
the hipsters would love it, and you can get a decent frikkin cup of tea. A selection of at least 15
at least.
There are a lot of good tea places here, but not a single tea CART. That I'm aware of.
I really like the idea of a crumpet cart.
Quote from: V3X on April 20, 2013, 05:16:57 PM
It is Portland, so
THE "IRONIC VEGAN" CART: Various vegetable forms made of bacon.
That would kill!
Viva La Revolucion Cart!
Food: MREs, dumped onto a paper plate.
Utensils: Spork. Or, pay extra for a plastic souvenir-style Swiss Army Spork.
Napkins: Printed with faces of various revolutionaries. Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Kim Il-Sung, Chairman Mao, Thomas Jefferson, etc.
Guy running cart: Military uniform.
Battered food cart - Goes with any other food kart. This is basically a giant vat of boiling oil on wheels.
Handy.
The dog food food kart for dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs.
The dog food food kart for people.
The dog food food kart for people who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The dog food food kart for dogs who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for people who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs who eat people.
The hot people food kart for hot people that eat dogs.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs that eat hot dogs, but hate hot people.
The hot people food kart for people who like hot dog food, but hate dogs.
The hot dog food food kart for people who like hot dogs and dog food.
The hot dog people food food kart for hot dogs who like hot dogs and hot people food.
The food food kart for dogs and people who like hot food and hot dogs from karts that sell hot dog dog food hot for people.
At least one of these is a good idea.
A food cart serving truffled parmesan fries. Free exfoliation with every order. Use the collected skin shavings to cut the parmesan and increase profit margin.
A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.
Quote from: stelz on April 21, 2013, 10:04:00 PM
A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.
WHAT NO CHEESE?
Keep Fucking That Chicken Car....then again, no.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on April 21, 2013, 07:39:07 PM
The dog food food kart for dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs.
The dog food food kart for people.
The dog food food kart for people who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for dogs who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The dog food food kart for dogs who eat dogs, or things that resemble dogs.
The people food food kart for people who eat people, or things that resemble people.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs who eat people.
The hot people food kart for hot people that eat dogs.
The hot dog food kart for hot dogs that eat hot dogs, but hate hot people.
The hot people food kart for people who like hot dog food, but hate dogs.
The hot dog food food kart for people who like hot dogs and dog food.
The hot dog people food food kart for hot dogs who like hot dogs and hot people food.
The food food kart for dogs and people who like hot food and hot dogs from karts that sell hot dog dog food hot for people.
At least one of these is a good idea.
:lulz:
I just read that out loud to my GF, and she was not amused.
I love this thread.
Hipster Lips Food Cart
Freshly harvested in Washington. Cooked sous-vide with vegan worcestershire and Ayahuasca sauce.
The 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' on the go home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' on the go home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart.
The semi automated home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart at home.
The semi automated home food kart at home.
The fully automated home food kart on the go.
The semi automated on the go food kart home food kart.
The semi automated on the go food kart on the go.
The fully automatic 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The fully automatic 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The semi automatic home food kart food kart on the go.
The 'do it yourself' on the go semi automatic food kart home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' fully automatic on the go food kart on the go home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' semi automatic on the go home food kart on the go home food kart home food kart.
Again, only one.
Quote from: V3X on April 21, 2013, 10:39:00 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 21, 2013, 10:04:00 PM
A chickenfried lard cart. Just breaded, fried lard. For AMERICA.
WHAT NO CHEESE?
OK, maybe cheese "product".
The kind in a spray can.
Varmint Cart.
Bring any dead animal and we'll cook it up for you.
Quote from: Balls Wellington on April 22, 2013, 11:03:54 AM
Varmint Cart.
Bring any dead animal and we'll cook it up for you.
That'd be a moneymaker in Clackamas.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on April 22, 2013, 04:48:53 AM
The 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' on the go home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' on the go home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart.
The semi automated home food kart.
The fully automated home food kart at home.
The semi automated home food kart at home.
The fully automated home food kart on the go.
The semi automated on the go food kart home food kart.
The semi automated on the go food kart on the go.
The fully automatic 'do it yourself' home food kart.
The fully automatic 'someone else do it' home food kart.
The semi automatic home food kart food kart on the go.
The 'do it yourself' on the go semi automatic food kart home food kart.
The 'someone else do it' fully automatic on the go food kart on the go home food kart.
The 'do it yourself' semi automatic on the go home food kart on the go home food kart home food kart.
Again, only one.
I read this, and I hear George Carlin. 7 Points.
If there is a serious discussion of Discordian potlucking in the northeast, I'm in.