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How come OUR cult doesn't have sex orgies?

I guess because you haven't started one. 

What's Poe's Law?

Poe's Law is an adage of Internet culture stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

Got it thanks!

Here's one good way.

What are others?

https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/181268/how-to-tell-if-youre-in-a-cult/?fbclid=IwAR1UHHIgbb0bX9pvwd-hoPl0WAbC1pgzixKmHrxPMV3pcwF0GLE-zSYbpZ0

What's Poe's Law?

This thing with Reddit and Gamestop kind of seems to me to be a second major attack on "the establishment" by an angry mob in a matter of just a few weeks. I wonder when and where the next one will take place. I have a feeling it's going to be a continuing theme this year.

Mess with Gamestock stock, and you'll win the presidential election!

Please let me know the next stock that's going through the roof so I can buy it now! 

Thanks for the advice. When COVID-19 doesn't have everything shut down, I might look into that. I guess knowing the basics of judo will help.

But really, doesn't Krav Maga sound like Russian supporters of Donald Trump? 

It's hard learning martial arts right now because of COVID-19. Most of the schools are closed. But there's judo classes online, and I'm getting help from someone I'm exposed to anyway.

I really don't know a great deal about it as I'm just new. But isn't krav maga part judo?

I'm learning about Kanō Jigorō. He founded Judo and was still alive in the 1920s. He had his own philosophy. He believed you can gain victory by yielding to strength. I'm just a white belt so am just starting out. And of course COVID-19 really limits what we can do right now.

I'm new here, yes, thank you.

I've been a Discordian for a good while, but I just joined the Church of the SubGenius. I got how it's not really a hate-mongering religious group, it's showing the goofiness of hate-mongering religious groups.

I'm learning about judo which has its own philosophy. Jū yoku gō o seisueir means softness controls hardness, yoku zen'yō means maximum efficiency, minimum effort, and jita kyōei means mutual welfare and benefit. I'm just a beginner, a white belt, so I really don't understand very much yet. But things are so violent now I want to learn self-defense.

I submitted a poem. I hope it's good enough for them.

I've been informed that the final for-real cutoff deadline is 35 Chaos
(Feb 4th, in the lame-ass Gregorian calendar)

Thanks that gives me some time.

I'm checking it out!

We know now no violence at the capitol. Great!

At least no violence at the inauguration!