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I'm back again!!!!!

These days I am attracted to those spill detector robots at Stop & Shop. The ones with the big googly eyes.

Can you give me some romantic advice?

Hi my name is Cramulus and this is Jackass

[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]


Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.

Our online cabal is re-reading ISOTM again.

if interested, find me

This song popped in my head after a good 15 years. If anyone knows where to find it other than the defunct myspace linked here please reach out

here ya go!

https://www.tumblr.com/cramulus/55267116700/lay-day-gar-gar-vs-the-fail-parade-was-a-musical?source=share

FUCK I just saw my own signature and got sad about that cat's penis again

ROBOT GIRLFRIENDS

the monkey's paw curls another finger

A gorilla's gonna die and everybody's gonna lose their minds

There'll be a pandemic and we'll all get huge jacked right arms -- like a crab -- from crankin' our hoggs all day erry day for a whole year

Culturally, we really wanna see a tape of Donald Trump and a bunch of hookers pissing

damn, its actually so easy to predict the future

I don't have anything to say, but here we are

Cheers, Rog

I don't have a lot to add. This forum was a huge and formative part of my life. When I idle on the brower address bar, my fingers still automatically type "pri". Some of my best friends were made here. While I don't come here too often anymore, it's always nice to know that there's a light on.

oh fuck, this place again??

you sound like spags!!

A young man went to his Rabbi and said, "I have lost Faith."

"So," said the Rabbi, "and how did you lose Faith?"

"I studied Logic at the university," said the young man, "and I found out that you can prove either side of any case if you're clever enough."

"Indeed," said the Rabbi. "Can you prove that you have no nose?"

"Certainly," said the student. "To begin with —"

But at this point the Rabbi punched him hard right on the nose. "What hurts?" the Rabbi asked solicitously.




~ "Cosmic Trigger", Robert Anton Wilson

I liked it too. I am glad they went for Guardians of the Galaxy and not LotR.

I thought the dragon was interesting. It's like.. the movie is called Dungeons and Dragons, so if it doesn't have a dragon in it, it fails -- so they had to cram one in there. And then, how do they do it?? Do they try to outdo Smough? scary red dragon has been done in so many films...

they chose a new visual direction, made it chubby. I thought that was clever! Hadn't seen a fat dragon fight in a movie before.

Next month, this bar thread will have been open for 3 years.

its pretty weird that scrid is still serving beer to people via drivethrough window

I mean, it's 2023, they can just come in and sit down


and we don't even have a drivethrough window--scrid is handing full beers to people at the McDonald's drivethrough

This thread is a treasure.