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Apple Talk / Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline
« on: June 25, 2020, 02:31:45 am »
mr. sexyfish, who do i call to get dome of that action

« on: April 24, 2020, 01:27:13 am »
anyhow, this showed up in my living room last week, together with a time-traveler posing as one of you lot doing some kind of a photo-shoot. Just returning the favor.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Thought Club
« on: March 20, 2020, 10:25:08 pm »
fine, in my limited experience though, there are at least two infinities. one of them is thicker.

Discordian Recipes / Re: The Functionality of the Black Iron Prison
« on: January 21, 2020, 11:49:18 pm »
so what I'm getting is that the function of the black iron prison is to convince you that only a miracle can set you free

« on: January 08, 2019, 08:13:18 am »
sonething about la
ettu g that shhit go

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 08, 2019, 07:57:25 am »
Im a fucking ninja.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 07, 2019, 09:38:46 pm »
"we need to find the right balance" is the styrofoam packing peanuts of things to say in a meeting.

In every planning meeting I've ever attended, some manager or exec lists two possible failure scenarios (usually things that other people just brought up) and concudes "we just need to find a path between these two"

ohhhh shit we got a real brain-genius over here. GOD DAMN, look at those leadership skills.

I usually say "the data is inconclusive", then sit back and watch competing egos fight over the best way to lose your ass.
Last thing I heard was "cover ier ass"

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 07, 2019, 07:01:34 am »
dog died today. trustees stealing 20G per year. tomorrow, well, you know.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: January 03, 2019, 09:01:28 am »
The Oath, except that everyone has to choose to either be a soldier or a spook.

[edit] Something detective-like about a cult ritually sacrificing people by first branding their symbol on the inside of their eyelids, then, for posterity, cutting them off. Except that everything, from the victim's perspective, does not seem so sinister.

Apple Talk / Re: Not Crazy
« on: December 09, 2018, 09:02:10 am »
Yeah, there is an element of scariness and discomfort to the whole thing, for sure.

Apple Talk / Re: On Language
« on: December 05, 2018, 03:21:36 am »
really enjoying this and other recent threads!

Apple Talk / Re: More Tucson
« on: December 03, 2018, 05:44:04 am »

Apple Talk / Re: Ask Hoopla:
« on: December 03, 2018, 12:51:55 am »
Thank you, think I got it on p.63 of The Eye in the Pyramid  :fnord:

Apple Talk / Re: Ask Hoopla:
« on: December 02, 2018, 12:52:24 am »
can anyone tell me what book (a friend of mine is trying to find the correct citation for his own book) one of the roberts, RAW, I think, writes about having a conversation with his father about what the most important thing is in life: The author in question writes about how he thinks it is imagination, and his father qualifies by saying that it's the "organization of imagination"?

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 01, 2018, 07:46:31 am »
The 'war on drugs' evolves into a form of 'battleship' targetting all non-productive desires.
Drugs officially prescribed are instead delivered symbiotically by kisses (saliva exchange) of a subject's pet in accordance to whatever animal part was given to said pet as a treat.

Teaser trailer is Boris Yeltsin conducting an orchestra as completion of his life extension deal with Satan.

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