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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...
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#61
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Money Can't Buy Class - Ex...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 25, 2026, 11:32:54 AMMoney can't hire class either.
As per this article:
"Critics blasted White House Communications Director Steven Cheung over his latest profane social media post which targeted a former top Donald Trump official.
On Saturday, Cheung lashed out at former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo after Pompeo questioned the terms of a reportedly imminent deal with Iran on X, arguing it was "not remotely America First."
Cheung fired back: "Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals. He's not read into anything that's happening, so how would he know.""
So, another example of the POSOTUS "only hiring the best people."
"Steven Cheung's post was slammed as "disgraceful."
As per this article:
"Critics blasted White House Communications Director Steven Cheung over his latest profane social media post which targeted a former top Donald Trump official.
On Saturday, Cheung lashed out at former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo after Pompeo questioned the terms of a reportedly imminent deal with Iran on X, arguing it was "not remotely America First."
Cheung fired back: "Mike Pompeo has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. He should shut his stupid mouth and leave the real work to the professionals. He's not read into anything that's happening, so how would he know.""
So, another example of the POSOTUS "only hiring the best people."
#62
Apple Talk / Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Roman...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 25, 2026, 10:36:53 AMNo reply after two (2) months is kind of sad.
Now, I did see that SexyFish joined the forum in 2012, posted a bit through 2013, and then disappeared until 2020. Then, in that year, she posted a few more times before disappearing again until this year.
Still, I see no reason to lose all hope of ever receiving a reply, as there just may be a pattern here. After all, SexyFish first went dark for seven (7) years. But, the second time around she only went dark for six (6) years. So, if this pattern holds, you'll probably receive a reply in 2031. And, I'm sure five (5) years will be well worth the wait.
Now, I did see that SexyFish joined the forum in 2012, posted a bit through 2013, and then disappeared until 2020. Then, in that year, she posted a few more times before disappearing again until this year.
Still, I see no reason to lose all hope of ever receiving a reply, as there just may be a pattern here. After all, SexyFish first went dark for seven (7) years. But, the second time around she only went dark for six (6) years. So, if this pattern holds, you'll probably receive a reply in 2031. And, I'm sure five (5) years will be well worth the wait.
#63
Apple Talk / Re: I can't be bothered to fin...
Last post by Trivial - May 24, 2026, 06:04:06 PMHave you tried not existing?
#64
Bring and Brag / Re: Eristical art
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 18, 2026, 11:57:27 AMOkay ... that's a start. What else ya got?
#65
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Faustian Bargain - May 16, 2026, 03:41:49 AMQuote from: QuestionsTheSoil on August 25, 2023, 11:43:50 PMIt sucks seeing family sucked into this cult. God dammit, why couldn't you be a part of something cool, like a sex cult?Same here, can't criticize the Drumpf without being schreeched at with the might of a thousand defeathered pigeons
#66
Bring and Brag / Eristical art
Last post by Faustian Bargain - May 16, 2026, 03:37:20 AMCurrently working on an indie pilot called Eristical, just felt like putting my art here for anyone still lurking this forum
#67
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 14, 2026, 08:06:57 PMNow this is just embarrassing:
I know incompetence is a feature, not a bug, in the Turd Reich. But, that?! I mean, where were the goose stepping troops, and the arm bands?! My local heevahavas could put together a better production than that!
|LOONY|
"The Trump administration is asking for a 42 percent increase in military spending since last year."
I know incompetence is a feature, not a bug, in the Turd Reich. But, that?! I mean, where were the goose stepping troops, and the arm bands?! My local heevahavas could put together a better production than that!
#68
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 12, 2026, 05:37:46 PMThe Resistance 2.0 has not lost it's sense of humor:
As per this article:
""The Trump administration knows that the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game, that's why they've been pumping out the 'sickest' Iran War video game hype reels. But why stop at clips when you could go full throttle?" states a plaque next to the games in the memorial.
"Introducing Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell, a high-octane, flag-waving, boots-on-the-ground simulator where freedom isn't debated, it's deployed. No briefings, no hesitation; just pure pixelated patriotism. Strap in and play hard, because this game may never end," the plaque next to the games reads.
The arcade games are expected to remain at the War Memorial on the National Mall, just south of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, for the next few days, the group said.
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment."
Yes, the Secret Handshake is having fun resisting the Turd Reich.
"Three fully functional arcade games satirizing Trump's war with Iran make up a new protest art installation on the National Mall in Washington."
As per this article:
""The Trump administration knows that the best way to sell combat is by making it a video game, that's why they've been pumping out the 'sickest' Iran War video game hype reels. But why stop at clips when you could go full throttle?" states a plaque next to the games in the memorial.
"Introducing Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell, a high-octane, flag-waving, boots-on-the-ground simulator where freedom isn't debated, it's deployed. No briefings, no hesitation; just pure pixelated patriotism. Strap in and play hard, because this game may never end," the plaque next to the games reads.
The arcade games are expected to remain at the War Memorial on the National Mall, just south of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, for the next few days, the group said.
The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment."
Yes, the Secret Handshake is having fun resisting the Turd Reich.
#69
Apple Talk / Re: I Learned a New Word Today
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 09, 2026, 09:07:28 AMThe pineal gland is recorded seventeen (17) times in THE BOOK, our very own literatus immoralis, titled the Principia Discordia, Loompanics "Yellow Cover" combined 4th and 5th edition. Noting its frequency, I wondered if linguists have given the inclusion of this type of object in myth, and other works, a specific, descriptive name. Now, I had to do a little research, but it didn't take long, and I learned this new word:
MacGuffin
[muh-GUFF-uhn]
noun
An object, event, or character in a work of fiction, especially in film, whose only purpose is that of a plot device included solely to move the narrative forward, despite lacking any intrinsic importance.
MacGuffin
[muh-GUFF-uhn]
noun
An object, event, or character in a work of fiction, especially in film, whose only purpose is that of a plot device included solely to move the narrative forward, despite lacking any intrinsic importance.
#70
Principia Discussion / Re: Happy DiscoFlux
Last post by Abbot Mythos - May 03, 2026, 09:53:00 AMWhat the flux?! It's Discoflux in the YOLD 3192!
Now, I'm not sensing any fluxing around in this seemingly endless Season of Discord. But then, the whole Discordian season name thingy is symbolic anyway. And, having never, ever, even been remotely tempted to buy, rent, borrow, ask for as a gift, steal, or find one in a dumpster, I, personally, will not be wearing a polyester leisure suit today. But, when compared to much of the "music" I'm forced to listen to in public places these days, a little classic, late 1970s disco will sound pretty good.
So, carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
Now, I'm not sensing any fluxing around in this seemingly endless Season of Discord. But then, the whole Discordian season name thingy is symbolic anyway. And, having never, ever, even been remotely tempted to buy, rent, borrow, ask for as a gift, steal, or find one in a dumpster, I, personally, will not be wearing a polyester leisure suit today. But, when compared to much of the "music" I'm forced to listen to in public places these days, a little classic, late 1970s disco will sound pretty good.
So, carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!