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Started by navkat, February 06, 2011, 08:58:45 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
February 09, 2011, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 09, 2011, 06:28:03 PM
I'm trying to breed the stupid out of them, kinda like the Moors did with the Sicilians in that Dennis Hopper speech only I'm targetting braincells, not colour :lulz:

...And replacing it with Scotsman.

:madbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#61
February 09, 2011, 06:34:32 PM
A master race of superintelligent drunken psychopaths :thanks:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
February 09, 2011, 06:39:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 09, 2011, 06:34:32 PM
A master race of superintelligent drunken psychopaths :thanks:

...Whose history is based on the following program:

1.  Get current crop of kids old enough to breed.

2.  Send current crop of kids - having just had time to breed - boiling out of the hills to be killed by the English.  This should be done by deciding to settle clan feuds while in the middle of a battle with the English.

3.  See #1.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#63
February 09, 2011, 08:04:21 PM
Exactly! What could possibly go wrong?  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

#64
February 09, 2011, 11:08:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 09, 2011, 06:12:24 PM
:lulz:

btw - you have no idea how often bullshit like that has gotten my dick wet :evil:

I had a boyfriend in 10th grade who about one month after we started dating, claimed he could ionize the air and bust invisible evil cloud-spirits with his mind.

Any and all feelings of infatuation for this boy quickly dissipated. I mean, I was immediately repulsed...it was that strong.

I have no idea how this could possibly work in reverse for anyone. I'm beginning to think that there are "spiritual/delusional orientations" in much the way that there are sexual orientations--some people who are just naturally predisposed to feel a sense of truthiness about bullshit because for me, the revulsion was basal and immediate. I had no choice in the matter: after the "cloud-demon" speech, the boy was toast.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

P3nT4gR4m

#65
February 09, 2011, 11:16:31 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 09, 2011, 11:08:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 09, 2011, 06:12:24 PM
:lulz:

btw - you have no idea how often bullshit like that has gotten my dick wet :evil:

I had a boyfriend in 10th grade who about one month after we started dating, claimed he could ionize the air and bust invisible evil cloud-spirits with his mind.

Any and all feelings of infatuation for this boy quickly dissipated. I mean, I was immediately repulsed...it was that strong.

I have no idea how this could possibly work in reverse for anyone. I'm beginning to think that there are "spiritual/delusional orientations" in much the way that there are sexual orientations--some people who are just naturally predisposed to feel a sense of truthiness about bullshit because for me, the revulsion was basal and immediate. I had no choice in the matter: after the "cloud-demon" speech, the boy was toast.

Heh! Protip: don't use this line on real people. You'll know the kind of freak this shit will work on before they even look at you with those manic eyes and ask if you've ever read/watched - insert newage bullshit here - If they're cute, nail 'em  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Ob_Portu

#66
February 11, 2011, 01:06:17 AM Last Edit: February 11, 2011, 01:08:28 AM by Ob_Portu
microkinesis is pretty well substantiated
you know, effecting the probable outcome of random number generaters and what not
life is a lot of chance events

ie:you do the math
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

Don Coyote

#67
February 11, 2011, 01:08:14 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on February 11, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
microkinesis is pretty well substantiated
you know, effecting the probabilty of random number generaters and what not
life is a lot of chance events

ie:you do the math

You bring the proof.

Nephew Twiddleton

#68
February 11, 2011, 01:14:46 AM
Yeah, I'm going to have to ask for scientific journal articles for this.
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The Johnny

#69
February 11, 2011, 01:15:29 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on February 11, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
microkinesis is pretty well substantiated
you know, effecting the probable outcome of random number generaters and what not
life is a lot of chance events

ie:you do the math

Ive heard about it being proved by quantum theory, like Schrodinger's cat on a microscopic level, that if you believe it goes a certain way, your psychic energies will influence it - and then its the butterfly effect, one small effect turns into a huge one.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

navkat

#70
February 11, 2011, 01:33:56 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2011, 01:15:29 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on February 11, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
microkinesis is pretty well substantiated
you know, effecting the probable outcome of random number generaters and what not
life is a lot of chance events

ie:you do the math

Ive heard about it being proved by quantum theory, like Schrodinger's cat on a microscopic level, that if you believe it goes a certain way, your psychic energies will influence it - and then its the butterfly effect, one small effect turns into a huge one.

And the accredited scientific proof that this exists is...?
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

The Johnny

#71
February 11, 2011, 01:41:08 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 11, 2011, 01:33:56 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2011, 01:15:29 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on February 11, 2011, 01:06:17 AM
microkinesis is pretty well substantiated
you know, effecting the probable outcome of random number generaters and what not
life is a lot of chance events

ie:you do the math

Ive heard about it being proved by quantum theory, like Schrodinger's cat on a microscopic level, that if you believe it goes a certain way, your psychic energies will influence it - and then its the butterfly effect, one small effect turns into a huge one.

And the accredited scientific proof that this exists is...?


That Ob_Portu says its pretty well substantiated, AND quantum psychology  :fnord: :fnord: :fnord:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

navkat

#72
February 11, 2011, 01:43:55 AM
EYE NEAD HALP LOKATING MY SEYE-KICK ENARGEEZ PLEEZ.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

The Johnny

#73
February 11, 2011, 01:47:14 AM

OH DEAR LASS you just need't a magic marker, make a triangle a little bit higher than between your eyes, and then add some crystals (fantasy jewelry will do) - THEN ITS ALL UP TO CONCENTRATION
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

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#74
February 11, 2011, 01:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 11, 2011, 01:14:46 AM
Yeah, I'm going to have to ask for scientific journal articles for this.

SORRY, NEGATIVE SCIENTIFIC ENERGIES ARE WELL KNOWN PSYCHOKINESIS DISRUPTORS.
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