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Started by The Commander, February 21, 2011, 02:37:16 PM

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AFK

#45
February 22, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
And she was a Marine. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
February 22, 2011, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 22, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
And she was a Marine. 

Fuck yes, she was.  She'd fucking anyone's shit royally, and took large parts of Tarawa off the Japanese single-handedly.

They had to classify it all and say she was a file clerk, though, to cover up what she did to the few prisoners she took.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#47
February 22, 2011, 06:11:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 22, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
And she was a Marine. 

Fuck yes, she was.  She'd fucking anyone's shit royally, and took large parts of Tarawa off the Japanese single-handedly.

They had to classify it all and say she was a file clerk, though, to cover up what she did to the few prisoners she took.

And then she changed into her HOTT appearance and painted the town red... and purple.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Commander

#48
February 22, 2011, 06:14:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 22, 2011, 05:59:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on February 22, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
One of my favorite quotes... "I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick."

Blasphemy.  Bea Arthur was more woman than any one man could handle.  She was famous for breaking young aspiring actors, and leaving their dessicated husks in the gutter.

Would it be less blasphemous to say I would fuck someone with Bea Arthurs dick?
The Commander
DIA
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The Commander

#49
February 22, 2011, 08:37:29 PM
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

LMNO

#50
February 22, 2011, 08:41:19 PM
Ok, you asked for it...





WARNING: Do not click the shiny link.

Cramulus

#51
February 22, 2011, 08:43:42 PM

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#52
February 22, 2011, 08:46:40 PM
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BadBeast

#53
February 22, 2011, 10:04:04 PM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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#54
February 22, 2011, 11:24:18 PM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

*GrumpButt*

#55
February 22, 2011, 11:40:50 PM
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

East Coast Hustle

#56
February 22, 2011, 11:58:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 08:41:19 PM
Ok, you asked for it...





WARNING: Do not click the shiny link.

Motherfucker.

You're on my christmas card list now.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Luna

#57
February 23, 2011, 12:11:53 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 22, 2011, 11:58:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 08:41:19 PM
Ok, you asked for it...


WARNING: Do not click the shiny link.

Motherfucker.

You're on my christmas card list now.


He DID warn you.  And if you watched past the first couple of seconds, it's your own fault.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

BadBeast

#58
February 23, 2011, 12:41:41 AM Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 12:46:06 AM by BadBeast
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
February 23, 2011, 01:19:45 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 22, 2011, 08:41:19 PM
Ok, you asked for it...





WARNING: Do not click the shiny link.

Yeah.  I'm going to take some special time out to repay you for that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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